I sent you an e-mail a few days ago. Did you get it?
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Paging Storme Hawk by
on 2015-02-21 23:28:00 UTC
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On the topic of paging people... by
on 2015-02-23 14:52:00 UTC
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Has anyone heard from Herr Wozzeck lately?
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I haven't seen him around the Board by
on 2015-02-23 15:23:00 UTC
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but he's a regular poster at the Library of the Damned. IDK if he ever shared his e-mail here on on the Wikia, so I'd try to get ahold of him via the Library.
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Thanks (nm) by
on 2015-02-24 10:02:00 UTC
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Argh. HTML errors. by
on 2015-02-23 15:24:00 UTC
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The URL is http://literarytravesty.wordpress.com
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Sorry... by
on 2015-02-23 14:39:00 UTC
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I've been quite busy the last week and a bit, so I haven't got around to checking that email account at all recently. Thankfully I've got most of the stuff that was keeping me busy (applications for summer placements) out of the way now, so providing virgin don't completely turn my internet off I should be back to normal by next week.
I'll take a look now, although I can't promise how much I can do straight away.
Once again, sorry.
Storme Hawk
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It suddenly felt very hot in the room. by
on 2015-02-22 04:04:00 UTC
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If Zeb had been in possession of fingers, he would have tugged at his collar. "N-no, nothing's on your nose," he stammered. Now that Maxwell had drawn his attention again, it was hard to look away. Oh Arceus, not now with a Psychic-type and an Aura reader! Clear thoughts. Um, Murtagh saving Eragon from the Ra'zac. Hermione brewing the Polyjuice Potion. Cute Jolteon sitting right next to me—ARGH! He shook himself. "Nothing on the rest of your face, either," he said quickly.
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"Nothing may be on Maxwell's face..." by
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"But what's on your mind is... interesting," said Owen as he tried to keep a straight face. "Anything you want to share, Rookie? Spit it out, don't be shy."
Victoria glanced from the increasingly nervous Luxray to the not-quite-sure-what-was-going-on Jolteon. She noticed how Zeb looked at Maxwell and put two and two together. The Gardevoir put a hand over her mouth to try and conceal her smile.
Maxwell, completely oblivious to what was going on, shrugged and leaned closer to Zeb. "You feeling all right, man? You look weird. Can I help you or anything?"
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If Zeb had been home, he would have sweatdropped. by
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As it was, the room seemed to be growing hotter by the second as the Jolteon leaned in. Zeb leaned away.
Oh no oh no oh no... he thought. He tried to talk, but the only sound he could make was a strangled sort of sputtering. He leaned back further still-
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Owen and Victoria rose from their seats. by
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Maxwell and Buck positioned themselves on either side of Zeb's head, looking concerned.
"Hey, Zeb. Get up," said Maxwell, prodding the Assassin's nose with a paw. "It's not nap time yet. You'll ruin your sleep cycle!"
"Max... I don't think he's sleeping," said Buck as Zeb continued to gibber on the floor. The Skiddo turned to Victoria as she crouched next to him. "Should we get him outside?"
"Good idea," replied Victoria. "Owen, get on his other side and help me. We're going to lift him up to all fours and walk him out. Ready? One, two... three. Up, up!"
The Lucario and the Gardevoir hoisted the DMS agent to his paws. "Go on, Rookie. We've got you," said Owen. "Hey, Maxwell! Make yourself useful and go and tell his partner that he'll be stepping outside for a few moments."
Maxwell nodded and dashed off towards Rina's table.
Buck watched the Jolteon dash off and his two other partners support a weak-kneed Zeb. "So... I'll just go back to napping, I guess?" he said to himself.
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"No, I'm fine, really." by
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Zeb was more than a little relieved when Maxwell left to talk to Rina. He tried to shake off the other Pokemon. "Thank you for your concern, but I assure you it is unnecessary."
Across the room, Rina glanced at Zeb and hid a grin in her mug.
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The two DIA officers released Zeb... by
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...but stayed close to him. "Hey, Rookie. I just wanna let you know that if you want to go after Maxwell... it's gonna be awkward. He still doesn't know himself if you know what I mean. Or where eggs come from for that matter."
Victoria's head whipped toward Owen. "I thought you were supposed to tell him!"
"No, we agreed that me telling him was a Bad Idea," said Owen. "You were supposed to have the talk with him!"
"Is this suddenly my fault now? Heavens above! You said back then that it'd be less and I quote 'awkward' if it came from another male!"
Owen grinned. "I got an idea. How about we let the Rookie explain the Pidgeys and the Beedrills to Maxwell? He's clearly interested, so how about we kill two Murkrows with one stone?"
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Zeb looked at them blankly. by
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"The Pidgeys and the Beedrills? What in all the multiverse are you talking about?" He had a vague idea that it didn't mean anything good, if it was anything like Rina's passing mention to 'the birds and the bees' and her stammered promise to tell him what it meant later.
A light seemed to suddenly go off in his head. "Are you talking about the thing Sues do with their 'Lust-Objects'?" he asked. His eyes widened. "Oh. Oh. Oh dear."
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"By Arceus, he's almost as clueless as Maxwell." by
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"No. No. Done. Not touching this anymore. Bye-bye."
"Owen, get back here this instant." Victoria glared at her partner until he came back. "Now... Zeb. Just to make sure we're on the right page, you do know where eggs come from and how they're made, right?"
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"Well..." by
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"...I know they come from a mother and a father Pokemon...." Zeb swallowed. "Um, something about mating? Whatever that is. I've heard that word used before."
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"Yes. It involves a male and female..." by
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"...of the same egg group," said Victoria. "And you do know how the mating process goes, right? Owen, stop laughing."
Buck chose this instant to wake up from his nap. "Whuzzat? Mating? Are we talking about sex now? What's going on?"
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"...oh. Okay." Zeb was certain his face was a bright red beneath all his fur. "Well, um, I've never actually seen- that is to say, I've not become familiar- Look, I work in Mary Sues, not Bad Slash! And my partner is underage, that's probably why we haven't dealt with... stuff..." He trailed off, swallowing.
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Owen rubbed his face with his paws. by
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"Oy vey. I don't know if I should laugh, cry, or do both. So the Rookie does know what we're talking about. Okay. So, Zeb, as I was saying: you can theoretically explain this to Maxwell, right?"
"No, categorically not," shot back Victoria. "Besides, it's not something a quasi-stranger should try and teach someone else. That's just... creepy."
At that moment, Maxwell rejoined the group. "Hey guys, what did I miss?"
"Well, we were talking about sex and if Zeb knew what it was so that he could explain it to you or something," said Buck, "but I'm not too sure what's going on at the moment so I'll just watch and-- Owen? Why are you laughing?"
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Zeb put his paws over his eyes.
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Maxwell looked from... by
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...Buck's bleary stare, to Victoria pinching what was ostensibly her nose under her hair, to Owen caught in a hysterical laughing fit, to Zeb covering his face in shame. The Jolteon mouthed Buck's last words to himself, trying to guess what this "sex" thing was from context. From the looks of it, it was something highly shameful and personal. Best not to pry into it, he thought.
"Go... go on!" gasped Owen through his laughter. "Explain it!"
"All right, I've had enough," said Victoria sharply as she grabbed Buck by the horn and Owen by an ear. She proceeded to pull both 'mons away from the table and towards the pub's exit."You two need a time-out. Buck, you stay awake and pay attention. Owen, no fuelling the fire."
Maxwell watched as his partners made their way past him and watched them leave the pub. "Hey, Zeb? What's going on?"
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((Phasers set! *cackles and rubs hands together*)) by
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Zeb swallowed as the realization hit that his only hopes of coming out of this with any sort of dignity left were now gone.
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"Well, y'know. The usual. Looks like the other three had a fight over something. What exactly did you have to explain to me?"
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Zeb suppressed the sparks threatening to erupt from his fur. by
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"They wanted me to tell you where eggs come from!" he blurted. Very loudly.
Across the room, Rina spat out her hot chocolate. "What?" she yelped.
"They mean Pokemon eggs, right?" Alex yelled, ignoring the fact that there was a rather large crowd to hear. "Well, when you get two Pokemon in the daycare, there's a possibility they'll take a fancy to one another and-"
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Benoît briefly excused himself from his conversation with Falchion and turned around to see the source of the commotion. He saw an absence of three members of his team, a puzzled Jolteon, and a Luxray that seemed ready to explode at a boy sitting at the table Maxwell had crashed into several minutes beforehand.
"What."
The Kalos man wasn't quite sure how to react to this particular situation. Might as well start with him, then, he reasoned, turning towards Zeb. "Er, Assassin? Do you... er... Do you want to take this outside? I think it might be better for you," he added, eyeing the crowd.
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Zeb's ears flattened with embarrassment. by
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"M-Maxwell," he began, fumbling with his words, "would you... um... wouldyougoforawalkwithme?"
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"Sure!" chirped Maxwell. by
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"So, where d'you wanna go? The hallways? No-- too boring. Courtyard? No-- I just worked there. It's boring. Ooh! I know! We could try to find the pool! Race you to the exit! Threetwoonego!"
And with that Maxwell zoomed off towards the pub's exit.
Benoît looked at Zeb. "Uh... Not quite sure what happened between you two, but have fun, I guess."
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((Uh, no... sorry. I tend to go for elemental puns.)) by
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Zeb swallowed nervously and followed Maxwell out of Rudi's. He had to look behind him several times to reassure himself nobody was watching. Well, nobody aside from Benoît and Rina.
"Maxwell, please wait for me," he called once the door was safely shut behind him. "Tell me a little about yourself?"
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"Right. Uh..." by
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Maxwell was a little distracted by a flicker of movement that may or may not have been the heads of a Gardevoir, a Lucario, and a Skiddo ducking around a corner but he focused on the question as he started to walk down the hall in the opposite direction. "Well. I come from Kalos, Benoît is my trainer, I'm a Jolteon, and I like running. Is that what you're talking about?"
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when he saw the yellow-outlined figured behind it. He forced himself to ignore them.
"Yes, that sort of thing," he said. "I'm from Sinnoh, and my favorite Poffins are sweet. I've recently become acquainted with the Inheritance Cycle and really enjoyed that. Have you ever read it?" -
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"I work all day in the Courtyard and most of my time off is either training exercises or eating. Besides, words without pictures are boring, don't you think?" Maxwell took a look at the RC numbers and shook his head. "Nah, the pool won't be here. Numbers are too familiar. We need to go further."
He saw Zeb squint down the hall at the suspicious corner. "Hey, whatcha lookin' at?"
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"Oh, there's no way he didn't see us," said Owen. "He's a Luxray. They've got X-ray vision or something."
"So?" said Buck. "We've got the right to be concerned for our friend."
"We don't have the right to spy on him, though!" hissed Victoria. "Leave it, Owen."
The Lucario ignored her. "Where are they going? There's just RCs down that hallway."
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((Yep. Can't believe I ever liked the series.)) by
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Zeb nodded at the wall. "Your friends are watching us. No idea why." That last part was a blatant lie, but how on Earth was he supposed to explain why the other Pokémon were following them?
He looked at the RC numbers. "Yes, I remember seeing these before. How long do you want to explore before we give up? Nobody has ever found the pool, from what I've heard."
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"What, Owen and the gang?" by
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"Hah! Classic Owen. He's paranoid but in a good way: if I ate a Poké puff every time he correctly predicted a trap or where a bad guy was I'd be fat! Nah, he's just looking out for me but I can already imagine Victoria yelling after him..." He continued in silence for a few seconds, periodically looking at the RC numbers. "And yeah, I know that nobody ever found the pool but just imagine-- if I'm the one to find it, I'll be famous! Hm. Let's go left here. I don't recognize this area of HQ. Even if we don't find the pool today we can always meet up another time and look again, right?"
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((You guys are giving me ideas.)) by
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((Do you mind if I drop a certain inebriated someone in in a fitting moment?))
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Zeb smiled. "I'd like that." by
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They walked in a companionable silence for what felt like several minutes. At least, Zeb hoped it was companionable to Maxwell. Really, he was just trying to think of something to say.
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Someone — wearing a brown longcoat over a formal black suit — towered over the two Pokémon. He was holding a rectangular, vaguely orange bottle in one hand; they could probably read its label (Cointreau — l’Esprit d’Orange, Harmonie, subtile et naturelle des Ecorces d’Oranges Douces et Amères.) despite the dust that covered it.
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Zeb was momentarily startled by the man's seemingly sudden appearance. "Can we help you?"
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...the DIA officer stood up straighter and held his head high in the air. "Good evening, agent!" he said in a cheery voice. "No, you're not seeing things. I'm Maxwell, this is my not-very-official-deputy Zeb, and if you look very quickly at the corner behind me you might see Officer Owen or Buck. So, what can we do for you?"
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Owen and Buck plastered themselves against the wall as soon as Maxwell mentioned their names. "How did he know? I could've sworn we were stealthy about it!" Owen adjusted his ballistic vest in hopes that it might somehow make less noise as he moved.
"Dunno," whispered Buck. "I think he's got a sixth sense or something."
"You two are you of your mind," said Victoria angrily. "Get back to Rudi's or I'll make you go there!"
"Shh! There's this drunk hobo-looking guy talking to Maxwell and I can't quite-- HHHK!"
Victoria grabbed Owen by his vest's collar and forcibly yanked him away from the corner. "Stand down. Or else. You too, Buck."
"All right, fine. Get off me," grumbled Owen as he pushed away Victoria's arm and grudgingly plodded back where he came from.
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DMS Mission #3 by
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This one's a bit short (okay, really short), but here it is: "Zero-Sum Game"
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I keep thinking, what if this were done right? by
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The AU in which Katniss wins and Peeta dies, and the revolution never happens, and the Hunger Games go on, is interesting. What did President Coin do when she never got her Mockingjay? What happened to President Snow, who was dying then, and who's leading Panem now? How is Katniss doing? Prim? But the author seems to have completely ignored the idea of 25 years having passed since then, and completely ignored the existence of both Katniss and District 13.
The premise for the fic--that the tributes for the 100th Hunger Games would be chosen from among the disabled--doesn't stand up so well. The 100th Hunger Games is a big anniversary; a theme of "Rebels against the Capital are helpless" makes sense, but choosing exclusively disabled tributes doesn't. And the idea that disabled people are the opposite of Victors is nonsensical; many of the Victors are disabled people. If you want to make the point that "rebels are helpless", maybe you'd want to reap from nineteen-year-olds who think they're safe. I dunno. But choosing disabled people isn't something the Capital would do--not out of their non-existent compassion, but simply because they wouldn't see it as glamorous enough to make a good show. -
How I'd make it work (a non-fan perspective). by
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Full disclosure: I've only read the first book, and that was quite a while ago, and I didn't much care for it.The following is largely based on stuff you guys have said here, a brief look through the series Wiki for terminology, and an admittedly piecemeal classical education. If it's incompatible with HG canon, feel free to totally ignore it.
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These Tribute chaps, chapesses, and nonbinary people of general chapulicity, are basically gladiators. They've even got a vaguely-defined laurel crown being dangled in front of them like a carrot before a donkey. Indeed, from what I've been able to glean, there's a whole Fall of the Roman Empire thing going on with the series, from the bread theming being an incredibly laboured reference to the concept of "bread and circuses" to the Capital (i.e. Rome) being this kind of decadent hellscape of flamboyance and sybaritic menace... which might say more than Collins is intending to about the aesthetics of camp, but that's for another day. You have, every year, one massive balls-to-the-wall spectacle of ultraviolence wherein a bunch of provincial types beat the tar out of each other in a changing environment. I'd like to remind people that the floor of the Coliseum was occasionally flooded so that gladiators could engage in naval battles.
So far, so Roman. However, there's a smattering of something else in the mix, and that something smells of professional wrestling with considerably less Health and Safety input. It feels artificial and stereotyped to the nines, which I can only assume is the point. So you've got the potential for narrative enhancement in with your gladiators, and if there's one thing people love, it's a heartwarming underdog story.
So you rig it.
See, the first rule of writing believable villains is that they shouldn't think they're the villain. Who does? Therefore, we can assume that the citizens of the Capitol don't believe themselves decadent petit-bourgeois representations-of-LGBT-stereotypes-to-be-got-rid-of-by-the-backwoods-small-town-yokels-of-the-purported-"Real-America" - er, what were we talking about? Villains. Right. The people of the Capitol are just that. People. Not intrinsically evil or anything like that. Just... people trying to have a little entertainment in their lives. So you have the perfect setup for a "heartwarming" tale of triumph in the face of adversity, so you pick a tribute with an obvious physical disability and you give them... perhaps a little more help than they need.
I admit, I'm basing this off the whole Pegleg Peeta discussion that happened elsewhere, but it seems like someone with a missing leg or whatever would be exactly the kind of Tribute people would get behind in a narrative about love and honour and eventual, inevitable tragedy. I don't use the word lightly, either - you can put together a narrative straight out of Greek tragedy by giving our hypothetical Hopalong Cassidy here a bit of extra leeway. Maybe he knows a particular type of terrain from his home district - so you base a few of the earlier rounds off that. Maybe he's a good shot and a patient hunter - so you put in scenarios where fast-moving combat is discouraged. You create this feeling of tension, focusing on our Tribute, ratcheting it up - will it be this week he dies, will it be this time, oh God I can't bear to watch it pass the popcorn Darren. You pick the other Tribute to have the final battle, the one who's also good at this, and you save them for last, and you have the final battle wherein the one-legged Tribute has a definite but not obvious disadvantage to their able-bodied counterpart.
And when Jake The Peg here loses, what happens next?
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Apparently my nonexistent agents don’t know all the tiny details.
What did canonically happen when handicapped kids were drawn? Was the Capitol government so considerate to excuse them from the Reaping? In case this was never addressed in the books, we need to determine how evil the Capitol actually was. Depending on the result, "sending handicapped people into the Hunger Games as tributes" may not be a legitimate charge.
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If you can send a half-starved eleven-year-old like Rue into the arena against the Careers, you can send a disabled child too.
Disabled people definitely participated in the 75th Hunger Games, because some of the winners were disabled, physically or mentally, by the time they had to participate again:
-Wiress, District 3. Nearly unable to communicate on her own.
-Mags, District 4. Stroke; old age.
-The Morphlings from District 6: Addiction and related brain damage.
-Woof, District 8. Deafness and dementia.
I don't really need to mention the near-universal PTSD.
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I forgot about the fact that disabled people did show up as tributes. And Peeta's leg as well as noted in a few other replies.
I guess it was the fact that Apple was bound to a wheelchair when she got brought in that led me to charge for that; I've modified the charge to specifically note that there wasn't any preparation that I know of from the content available (i.e. no preemptive medical procedures, though that could be due to the fic being left hanging). An amputee I can understand, but you've gotta work some pretty crazy medical nonsense to bring in somebody who's paralyzed from the waist down. -
A tribute in a wheelchair by
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Well, hmm. Let's think about this. How would it really work out?
First, a few basics:
The Hunger Games are manipulated from behind the scenes. Who goes, as well as who "wins", are both heavily influenced by the people running the games, and their goal is to put on a good show. It's sadistic, deadly reality TV with unwilling participants.
People aren't chosen as tributes unless they make it to the age of eleven. It seems obvious, but it also means that if a person's disability prevents them from surviving to the age of eleven, they wouldn't be chosen as a tribute. You would have to choose a disability that would let that child survive, plausibly, in their home environment. If the child is visibly disabled and others can tell they will not be able to work, their parents (or other friends/family) need to be very much on their side, because this isn't a world that's kind to disabled District kids.
Each district has a different culture, and different things seem to be valued. District 3 may allow a physically disabled but intelligent child to survive because they are good with electronics; District 10 may be a luckier birthplace for a mentally disabled but physically healthy child who can care for livestock.
Some disabilities may be more likely to occur in some areas. People from Districts 9 and 11 may be exposed to pesticides; District 4, mercury from fish. Malnutrition in mothers and children can result in various nutritional deficiency diseases and congenital problems.
Wherever your character was born, you would have to make sure that they had a way to survive there, whether it was because they had family support, could hide their disability, or got lucky and were born somewhere where their skills could persuade overseers that they were useful despite it.
When it comes to actually becoming a tribute, you have to assume that the gamemakers have some level of control over who is chosen and who isn't. Would they deliberately exclude a disabled child--or perhaps deliberately choose them? If this is a disabled child who has survived because they are well-loved and their community has been fighting to keep them safe, why did no one else volunteer?
Then it comes to how this child is presented to the world. With the Capitol as it is, I would expect them to be presented much the way Rue was--as an innocent for the audience to feel sympathy for. Depending on the child's temperament, this could be something that the reader could see as an obvious front, simply because this is a child who is already a survivor who has had to be creative to make a place for themselves. They could even try to evade being put into the Hunger Games somehow--perhaps by escaping when people assumed they couldn't move far enough on their own, or thinking up tricks that others thought they were too stupid to figure out.
This person might have an interesting perspective on the world--might know better than most tributes that the Capitol is the real enemy. Or they might be bitter and see everyone as an enemy, period. Or they might be good at making friends, and rely on social connections to survive. How they try to survive in the arena is going to be closely related to how they survived in their district.
Would the gamemakers accommodate physical and sensory disabilities? Possibly. But they don't miss a chance to be sadistic and to manipulate their tributes. A child who used a wheelchair might be given one to use--but it might be completely inappropriate for the terrain, or it might be rigged to fall apart after a short while. Manipulating the child by tempting them with decent transportation would be easy, and the spectacle of that child trying to jump through those hoops would make for good viewing. For a physically disabled child who can team up with others for protection and transportation, it's highly likely that the gamemakers will manufacture a situation where the child's allies have to decide whether to leave them behind. Maybe they do and the child survives anyway. Maybe they don't. Maybe it leads to drama in the group. It all makes for a good show.
Would a child with a disability be "allowed" to win? No. Almost certainly not. The reasoning is simple: The Capital wants to prove their dominance to the districts, and if a child with a disability wins, it means that someone who seems "weak" (even though they may not actually be) can beat the Capital at their own game. That's not a message they want getting out.
If such a child managed to "win", or escape the arena, the Capital would have a lot of mud on its face. It would actually be a rather similar situation to what happened when Katniss and Peeta broke the one-winner-only rule, with the exception that the surviving child would be the only survivor. For that child there would be even less to celebrate than Katniss had, since unlike Katniss they would not have been able to save anyone else. -
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You've suggested a couple of times that the Reaping is rigged - where did you get that? I don't remember it being implied anywhere.
Whether a wheelchair-bound Tribute would see the Capitol as the enemy... probably depends on where she comes from, and how the Capitol treats her. If she's from a Career District, she might well have access to expensive Capitol equipment, like an electric wheelchair, and so actually appreciate it more (consider what a wheelchair made in 12 would look and handle like... yikes); on the flip side, if she's from a district where her neighbours were wildly intolerant or abusive of her disability, the fact that the people in the Capitol 'like' her might sway her, too.
I think you're right that the Games would be rigged against her, but not by too much. After all, she already has a disadvantage. So give her a wheelchair that works fine - except for the fact that most Games have terrain other than level ground. What would they plan for when she lost the use of it? Perhaps manipulating her in advance to form an alliance with someone who can help her; perhaps teaching her how to make crutches, and maybe even giving her minimal Capitol treatment to give her low functionality of her legs. (They wouldn't cure her properly, of course - not after she was shown being selected in her chair - but they might claim they can 'only do a little'.)
I think, provided she doesn't get herself killed, she has a decent chance of being 'allowed' to reach the late stages of the Game. She's your biggest human interest story, much like Katniss' 'doomed romance' angle. And the Capitol wouldn't want to overtly attack her - that would make them seem cruel, which (the nature of the Hunger Games aside) isn't really what they're aiming for. Dominant, yes. Powerful, yes. But they want the Districts to think that as long as they follow the rules, they won't be arbitrarily attacked - except by the Reaping. In particular, they're aiming their presentation at the Career Districts - the ones who 'enjoy' the Hunger Games.
And if, by some fluke, she won? I don't think the Capitol would be at all happy. The Districts are given the impression that victors live happy lives after the Arena, but the truth is far, far different. Katniss and Peeta were forced to live a lie; Haymitch's family were killed, theoretically because of his embarrassing win; Chaff took to drinking; the Morphlings became drug addicts; Finnnick was made a prostitute; Johanna's family were killed because she refused to become one. The victors are still tools of the Capitol, even after they win: they either do as they are told and in some way submit to the Capitol's power, or they are punished.
So what would happen to our wheelchair-bound victor? Well, any use of her legs she had would be taken away, for starters. Depending on how she won, her family might die in a 'freak accident'; they seem to like that trick. She'd probably be brought back to the Capitol regularly, theoretically as a party guest, but basically as a freak show for the Capitol's citizenry. She would probably escape being sold for sex, at least; they'd be focussing on her 'innocence' rather than her attractiveness (whether she had any or not).
She could probably have a decent life by playing up to the Capitol: turn on the wide eyes, and tell everyone how wonderful it all is. She might even eventually get proper treatment. She could probably grow old in comfort after that.
And then you throw in the twist. Make her name Margaret, make her from District 4, give her a stroke at around age 75, and you can have her volunteer in place of Annie in the Third Quarter Quell. Surprise! It's Mags. :D (Heck, according to the book, Mags even uses a walking stick before the Games...)
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Rigging the Reaping by
on 2015-02-24 17:02:00 UTC
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It's the reason Katniss is so afraid of having children. She knows that if she did have a child, that child would probably end up in the Games--that the Reaping would be rigged for maximum drama. She notes that the children of victors are in the Arena far too often for it to be chance.
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As interesting as that would be... by
on 2015-02-24 11:55:00 UTC
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(and seriously, that sounds amazing), if she was from District 4, a known Career District, she'd likely be passed over in favor of healthier volunteers. Not to mention, if she was wheelchair-bound, why would she be taught to fight? And, uh, how? I'm fairly sure all fighting styles would rely on some sort of maneuverability, which isn't really possible in a wheelchair.
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Age. ^_^ by
on 2015-02-24 12:25:00 UTC
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Remember, Mags is 80 by the time of the 75th Hunger Games; the wiki suggests she participated somewhere in the 10th-13th. That's probably a long time before the Career concept emerged - heck, at that point, her parents were probably members of the losing army! The early Hunger Games would have been brutal and ferocious: an explicit show of the Capitol's power.
But it's been a quarter of a decade. There are children in the Reaping who weren't born at the time of the war. The system is in the middle of changing: the Capitol is starting to view the victors as novelties, not enemies. In District 2, the rising generation actually likes the Hunger Games, making them the first Career District - and the Capitol has made a big deal of the fact that last year's victor in 2 has just volunteered to become a Peacekeeper. Where the previous Games were basically fenced-off areas of the wilderness, this year has seen the appointment of the first Gamemaker, and the Capitol's networks are vying for the right to air the footage - not as a war memorial or act of gloating, but as entertainment. They've even gotten permission to interview the Tributes in advance of the Games...
As to fighting... well, again, this is an era when the Capitol's hold on the Districts' minds is still precarious. I suspect alliances were a lot more popular in those days, particularly since the arenas were much more lethal. So she probably gets carried a lot. ;) That also ties in with what we know of Mags, since she doesn't do any fighting - but she can make a fish-hook out of anything. So the other Tributes kept her around for food - and didn't realise that letting her make large numbers of easily-concealed sharp objects designed to stick in your flesh isn't all that good an idea...
Obviously this is all off-the-cuff, but I'm pretty sure you could work it. Remaining questions include: would there be a Cornucopia? Would there be a bloodbath, or would people still have the mindset of helping each other against the Capitol? Maybe most of them could be like that, but the District 2 Tributes grab weapons and start slaughtering the rest... or perhaps, since piling everything into one Games would be overkill, that's Margaret's reflection on what happened three years ago.
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Careers by
on 2015-02-25 12:21:00 UTC
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Did the books really say that the Careers like the Hunger Games and that "Careers" is not a derogatory term created by the poorer districts? Even then, Katniss may not be a reliable narrator.
I got the impression that the wealthier districts had a code of honor. All kids were trained for the Hunger Games. Every year, the boy and the girl who were best in training volunteered to maximize the chance that one tribute from this district survived. Since somebody had to be the male and female tribute anyway, this doesn’t necessarily say that they liked it. On the other hand, boys and girls who weren’t prepared to sacrifice themselves for the weaker kids could easily avoid this by just not training too hard, so that nobody would expect them to volunteer. That’s the reason why I could never hate Cato and the other Careers. They were still victims, and probably not the worst people to be found in their districts.
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The Reaping in the Career Districts always took a long time because there was a long process of volunteering. I think it's safe to say the kids were eager to be picked.
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All right, you've sold me. by
on 2015-02-24 12:41:00 UTC
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Darnit, I'm trying to focus on Rose Potter, not this! Now I won't be able to stop thinking about it... Curse you and your endless font of plot bunnies!
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Font of plot bunnies? by
on 2015-02-24 23:31:00 UTC
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How do you even type with bunnies? Do you use graphics or something? I don't think real live bunnies can be used to form letters, that would be inhumane...
Anyway, what I'm most fascinated by in this discussion (I'm not sure if I could pull off an HG AU in which Peeta dies) is the prospect of a Hunger Games in which the tributes are all physically disabled (as opposed to mentally disabled as seen in canon). It would be interesting to see whether the people running the games (I think there was a term for those, but I don't remember what) would have everyone compete in their disabled state or have them all fixed up before putting them in the arena. Either way, everyone would have to fight on an equal level, but having them kill each other while still handicapped would be unnecessarily barbaric. I mean, it was suggested that the Capitol folk would throw an epic collective spit-fit if Prim - a 13-year-old girl - was tortured just to give the jabberjays something to torment Katniss with.
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on 2015-02-25 03:06:00 UTC
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Especially the hound-kind, since they'd have the creepy human eyes of the misspelled character in question.
(Also, wrong font. Font as in "font of wisdom" refers to a water basin or a fountain. But maybe you know that and I'm ruining the joke. >.> )
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Malapropism Mockingjays? (Not very good, but I'm a fan of al (nm by
on 2015-02-25 00:41:00 UTC
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I'd be more tempted by Jabberjays. by
on 2015-02-25 11:05:00 UTC
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They're more monstrous, and less of a key part of the setting. (They're also not dogs, which is my main objection to Nesh's idea - there's already heaps of canine minis.) I can't come up with an alliteration, though, and they couldn't exactly be mini.
Though if you want to be really horrifying: Typographic Tracker Jackers. [Shudders]
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Muttations aren't necessarily canine. by
on 2015-02-25 15:57:00 UTC
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See here:
http://thehungergames.wikia.com/wiki/Muttation
A muttation is basically a custom-made animal, genetically modified and often times a combination of multiple species.
A Mini-mutt wouldn't need to be canine; in fact, most wouldn't be. You could base it on the character whose name was misspelled, or on the misspelling itself. For example, if someone misspelled it as "Catniss", it would probably be a mutant cat. -
Though Nesh did specify 'especially the hound-kind'. ^_^ by
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And yes... but having PPC writers invent their own uncanonical species as minis, such as mutant cats (which I'm pretty sure were never mentioned) kinda rubs me the wrong way.
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We don't have to pick a single type, though. by
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There are many types of mutts, so what if we left it up to the person who found the mini to pick which type it is?
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alliteration. Dangit, how'd I miss it got cut off? (nm) by
on 2015-02-25 01:22:00 UTC
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Did I really forget Peeta's leg? by
on 2015-02-23 19:59:00 UTC
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Yes, yes I did.
Peeta is, of course, an amputee in the 75th hunger games, and walks with a cane at least initially to help keep his balance with his prosthetic leg. His disability slows him down and Finnick carries him sometimes--but I did notice they let him keep the prosthesis. I'm not sure now whether or not it was attached permanently.
Though I haven't seen the movies, it seems after some research that Peeta's leg was also forgotten by the producers of the movie, who decided to reduce the severity of the infection so that Peeta never lost his leg at all. -
...derp. by
on 2015-02-23 20:41:00 UTC
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I've only read the book like five times, but I can't believe I forgot about that.
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I swear I'm going to stop replying to myself now. by
on 2015-02-23 20:03:00 UTC
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Were there handicapped kids? by
on 2015-02-23 09:42:00 UTC
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We know the Capitol has high-enough bioengineering to fix pretty much any problems, assuming I remember Book 3 well enough. And I don't recall any handicaps of any kind in the Districts. I, uh, kind of wonder whether the government practiced euthanasia on that score. And, for that matter, on people with serious injuries...
I also don't recall any working-age men being housebound in District Twelve, which... well, it's a coal mine. There ought to be a massive population suffering from things like miner's lung, unable to physically go into the mines no matter how much they're flogged. Yet I can't remember it being there. Again: high-end wild nanotech, heavy genetic engineering, or euthanasia?
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I'm inclined to say euthanasia. by
on 2015-02-23 12:55:00 UTC
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Mostly since (in District 12, at least), people were forced to rely on local healers like Katniss' mother for their medical needs... then again, it's possible those people just flat-out died on their own, no interference needed. Also, it's entirely possible Collins just didn't think about miner's lung.
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No euthanasia necessary. by
on 2015-02-23 19:23:00 UTC
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First of all: Movie adaptations are problematic. Movie producers don't really think about the prevalence of disability in real life, nor do they hire enough disabled actors, even in crowd scenes. The fact that the people in the movies are practically all non-disabled is an artifact of Hollywood.
There are, however, disabled people in the books. Katniss's mother is the most notable one I can think of, with her severe depression. Using that as an example, I conclude that in the poorer districts, disabled people are cared for and supported by family--and, if they don't have family, become homeless and quickly die because they cannot work.
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Short, but not bad at all. by
on 2015-02-22 22:07:00 UTC
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I only detected one error:
derailing the canon due said killing
I believe that you meant "due to said killing"?
I had originally planned to ask you if you've received the email I sent you yesterday, but it seems that you'll be busy for quite a while. Good luck with your dissertation defense. (BTW, what is a dissertation defense?! -
A dissertation defence is... by
on 2015-02-22 23:02:00 UTC
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Basically, a dissertation - also called "thesis" - is this really big paper you write when you near the end of a degree (Master's for sure; not sure if you do it for BA). Part of it is defending your claims before a committee. The details differ between places, disciplines, etc.
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Actually... by
on 2015-02-23 15:07:00 UTC
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A thesis is meant for a Master's degree, and a dissertation is for a doctorate. But Des is right - both of these DO require a presentation/claim defense in order for you to get the degree.
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Not necessarily. by
on 2015-02-23 16:29:00 UTC
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I'm a Master of Chemistry, but didn't have to defend my final project.
... is what I was about to say. Then I remembered that actually, there was a presentation in there somewhere. But it either wasn't a big deal, or I'm forgetting it in self-defence. So okay, it was there... apparently 'yes necessarily'.
(I had seriously forgotten that presentation until right then. I'm still not entirely sure it was in my final year at all, though... maybe I'm misremembering)
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Nice work! (nm) by
on 2015-02-22 19:18:00 UTC
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Nice work! by
on 2015-02-22 16:59:00 UTC
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Overall, good job. Letting most of the the characters get assimilated back into canon was a nice idea, especially considering they didn't really do much. I must say, I'm impressed the fic recognized that albinos have vision problems. But, blunde hair? Bwzuh?
A few nitpicks:
1) “You don’t see me that much after all, don’t you?” The second "don't" should be "do".
2) “Geez, at least this author’s admitting that they’re a moron.” Straying into bashing territory here.
3) A young man with ashy blonde hair That should be "blond", not "blonde".
4) If it weren’t for the state of him, I’d be getting a bulge in my pants right now,” he whispered. And then a moment later he's embarrassed by E.V.L. asking if he likes Peeta. Um, consistency? Also... well, maybe there's a more tactful way to phrase that? Unless Rayner really doesn't care about making references like that, but it just struck me as unnecessarily crass.
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Bringing the Sib houses back! by
on 2015-02-23 01:11:00 UTC
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In this thread, I asked TheShyIon if she would like to be my little sib, and she said yes. Desdendelle felt it was important enough to merit its own thread.
So yeah, it's official: I'm now a member of Parmandili and have taken young Ion under my wing. Yay? *cakefetti*
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Not so much 'back'. by
on 2015-02-23 09:29:00 UTC
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They never actually existed. There was a thread attempting to create them, and someone (Phobos?) put all the ideas from it up on the Wiki, but the concept never really got off the ground.
So if you're volunteering to shake out the problems with it... well, here goes:
The purpose of the houses (as opposed to just having people ask for a Big Sib) is to let folks focus their search. So if your main reason for being in the PPC is to talk in the IRC, say, then you want a Big Sib who can help with that, rather than, say, me, who'll go 'I'unno'.
So, houses. The list as it currently stands, ignoring the two 'I've come up with a name and want to be special' entries, is:
-PPC stuff
-Writing
-Concrit
-Fandom
-The PPC community
That's a fairly decent breakdown of what the PPC does, actually. I might be tempted to combine Writing and Concrit, since they're covering mostly the same ground (ie, 'how to write'), and I'd probably be tempted to add a house for RPs, since they come up quite frequently, but it's decent.
But... I'm not sure we're really divided that strongly. People don't join the PPC just to talk about fandom (I hope); they join it because they like the stories, and maybe they want to write as well, and and and. So the houses are artificial lines, and I think they might be too strong.
They also don't help with the 'hS knows nothing about the IRC' problem; what if someone signs up to whatever I'm in because they're really into that, and then wants to go into the IRC? I can't offer a single bit of advice.
Furthermore -- which house would I, for instance, be in? I write heaps. I'm The Walking Encyclopaedia of the PPC. I write decent Quenya and have a site for that. So should I be in Kind Word and a Grave, Darjeeling, or Parmandili? Or all three, and render the concept superfluous?
So much for 'pointing out problems'. How about some solutions, huh, hS? Gods of all stars, all you ever do is whinge! Do you think just because you've been here since before mankind awoke you can just put everyone down? Be constructive for once, ya grumpy old elf!
Well, never fear, me: I do have some suggestions.
-I already said I'd suggest rejigging the houses. I say we merge to make Grave and a Two-by-Four (or whatever), delete 'Fruitbat' and 'Tryforce Area', and consider a new house for RPs.
-EITHER:
--All Big Sibs should have a broad understanding of all the houses: that is, they should be able to write, should have a decent knowledge of the PPC, and know how to use the Board and the IRC. They then set up shop in the house that they focus most on. Basically, a Big Sib can answer any question a Little Sib will ask; the houses are basically so's you have something in common to chat about.
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--Big Sibs in each house should post their names on the Wiki page. They should then be willing to consult/answer questions outside another Big Sib's area. So if a Parmandili Little Sib wants to ask about the IRC, their Big Sib can direct them to a listed Skull Goblet Big Sib (or ask for them). The best way to do this is probably through Wiki talk pages. The main problem with this version is it's liable to break down as people leave.
-I volunteer to make house crests/badges a la Plort, once there's a finalised list. Hopefully that'll stop me picking on me. (I'm not sure this counts as a suggestion...)
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Okay. Possible new Wiki page for this. by
on 2015-02-26 06:17:00 UTC
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Big Sib/Little Sib
This page would make the 'Sib Houses' page obsolete (it would either be marked as such or simply deleted), and the current List defunct. It would be linked directly from the Newbie FAQ, and people could direct newbies to it directly.
It's designed to not be too long - that's why I've cut out 2/3 of Neshomeh's Manifesto - but also to convey all the important information. The basic idea of Houses 2015 is that they are in no way obligatory for newbies - they're just something we offer. Given the fairly low numbers of Big Sibs, that's probably a good thing.
Obviously it's a Wiki page, but it's probably best to discuss significant changes here before making them - if you think any need making! Once it's all hashed out, I recommend a new thread recruiting Big Sibs to fill out the house lists.
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I like it. by
on 2015-02-26 16:34:00 UTC
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It seems to cover all the important points, and the main reason I wrote the long bullet-point version was to make sense of what was coming out of the discussion that was happening at the time. It was left a work in progress, so if this is the next step to completion, awesome.
The only thing I'd suggest is simply getting rid of the old Big Sib/Little Sib List page once this is all up to date. Keeping it would just be confusing, IMO. For historical purposes, though, I guess you could move it to a sub-page of the Big Sib/Little Sib page?
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Or even... by
on 2015-02-26 16:45:00 UTC
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... move it over to the LJ to join the other one. It's a good place for archiving things in a way that's clearly not editable.
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Makes sense to me. by
on 2015-02-26 17:49:00 UTC
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FYI, I updated the Darjeeling and Kind Words badges on the wiki. The Darjeeling one is now more tea-colored, as promised, and I lessened the value of the purple on Kind Words because it was a little too close to the copper, and kinda made my eyes water. ^_^;
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I don't see anything that needs changing. by
on 2015-02-26 16:33:00 UTC
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Other than adding more Big Sibs to the list. That's really all I can think of!
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My plan is... by
on 2015-02-26 16:47:00 UTC
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... that someone who's actually intending to be involved in the Sib thing (perhaps someone whose name contains a few too many letters like X and Z...) will make another new thread asking people to sign up as Big Sibs - or Little ones if they think they need them! I didn't want to carry the old Big Sib list over, because I don't know how many of them are still interested.
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House badges? by
on 2015-02-25 12:26:00 UTC
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Parmandili took rather more research than is entirely reasonable. In retrospect, the letters should've been bigger, but oh well.
House colours: Skull Goblet, red and silver. Parmandili, green and gold.
(The specific meaning of the 'fountain' effect on the Skull Goblet badge is deliberately ambiguous. Is the house purifying the new blood into clean water? Is it transforming water into wine? Is it drawing in everyone, old and new alike? Is it producing all manner of PPCers? The answer, naturally, is 'all of the above'.)
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The complete set of Sib House emblems. by
on 2015-02-25 14:01:00 UTC
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Each house has its own colour and metal. There may also be some significance to the order in which they're arranged.
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These look awesome! by
on 2015-02-25 14:31:00 UTC
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Don't tell me you did all these in MS Paint.
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Okay, I won't tell you. by
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Really, hS? Really? Sir, I are teh disappoint. (nm) by
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Darjeeling. by
on 2015-02-25 13:05:00 UTC
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This one runs slap bang into colour-blindness issues; I've tried to match the colour of Darjeeling tea, but I'm sure I've missed by a mile.
House colours are black and... let's call it bronze (and keep a 'colour + metal' theme going, because why not?). And yes, that does appear to be a tea laser. "Jeeves: set Teasers for soothe!"
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From what Google is pulling up, it looks pretty close. by
on 2015-02-25 13:21:00 UTC
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Maybe it could be a little closer to red. I dunno, I'm terrible at color comparison.
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Definitely needs a touch of red. by
on 2015-02-25 16:35:00 UTC
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I also sort of expected purple somewhere, but only because that's the color Bigelow uses on their Darjeeling boxes. It's not exactly a universal thing.
Maybe I'll take a stab at recoloring the badge after I've had breakfast.
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Looking good! by
on 2015-02-25 12:41:00 UTC
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I heartily approve of Parmandili. Not because green and gold is my favorite color combination, nope. :P
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I don't think I put it on the Wiki... by
on 2015-02-23 16:29:00 UTC
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I rarely put anything on the Wiki, in fact. Nesh does most of that for me; since she is better and faster (stronger?) at it than I am. I did start House Kind Words And A Two-by-four, though...and I might have had something to do with Skull Goblet, but I don't recall.
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Skull Goblet was technically me by
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Though you're welcome to it if you want it. I'm basically a recluse now, after all, and thus probably bad BIg Sib material
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Well, you just about covered all the bases. by
on 2015-02-23 13:25:00 UTC
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But how about a merger of your two ideas? I mean, nothing says Big Sibs can't both be knowledgeable about the different houses but still be able to direct a Little Sib to someone else.
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It might work. by
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It still runs into the problem of the Wiki being quick to go out of date - I mean, looking at the Big Sib list, there's a whole heap of names who I don't think are around any more. But it could work, if the Big Sib redirecting the question uses her brain. (Also I should take myself off that list until/unless I feel up to sibbing again)
Unfortunately, I learnt Quenya through Ardalambion, which has a lovely course but doesn't extend beyond Middle-earth.
What I can say is: don't try to learn the vocabulary from the outset. The important thing is to learn the grammar, which is what the Quenya course focusses on (and is also what language websites like Duolingo do). It's a lot easier to look up a word than to look up a grammatical structure.
Actually, particularly with Sindarin, I usually have to look up both. The key is knowing what to look up - with Sindarin, I know that the second element in a compound undergoes soft mutation of its initial consonant, so all I need to look up is what the particular mutation is. Also - don't be afraid to write things down! Notes are really useful for checking back over.
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Awesome! by
on 2015-02-23 13:46:00 UTC
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That might explain why I've found my Latin class easier than Spanish (first foreign language) or French (third)— my Latin teacher taught grammar first, whereas my other teachers threw vocabulary at us.
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Dead Language Syndrome. by
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For living languages, the ones you might actually have to speak, they tend to teach you the phrasebook. I learnt how to ask a shopkeeper for tomatoes in German, for instance, even though I'm pretty sure Germany has gone the way of the rest of the world and invented supermarkets. But the assumption is that you'll need to use the language - and to do so in an everyday context. So you learn to ask for directions; you don't learn the nuances of the Past Historic tense, because it's not necessary for catching a bus.
But Latin is different. You will never buy your groceries in Latin (or, much to my dismay, Quenya any more). That means they're free to teach it to you as an academic discipline, not a life skill. And just like you don't learn Chemistry by rote learning every possibly compound, you don't learn an academic language by rote learning the vocab. You learn the tools to make it all fit together, instead. (Or if you prefer: you'll never hear a maths teacher say 'today, we'll learn the sums of the numbers between 120 and 140!'; they'll just teach you what + means and let you figure the rest out yourself)
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Good point. by
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By the way, thanks a ton for that link. It kept me very entertained in school today. And I learned a lot about linguistics! So yay!
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Oh, And One More Thing(TM): by
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The page currently says Big Sibs should be in no more than two houses. I know why that's there, because I'm the one who argued hard for it - but it's stupid. ;) Like I said, it makes the whole concept pretty superfluous. One person, one house,
one vote, one people, one world!
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What is this, Sib? (nm) by
on 2015-02-23 09:25:00 UTC
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"Sib" is short for "sibling." by
on 2015-02-24 18:48:00 UTC
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Is that what you were asking?
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Yes, but now I need to ask one thing. by
on 2015-02-26 02:58:00 UTC
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What are Sib houses?
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The Wiki is your friend by
on 2015-02-26 11:46:00 UTC
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Type “sib” into the search field, or just look here.
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This looks like a good idea. by
on 2015-02-23 08:28:00 UTC
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Actually, last summer I considered asking whether this is still a thing and whether newbies should be encouraged to try and find a big sib.
But then I decided that I’m not the right person to bring it up. I definitely fall under "Folk who neither need a Big Sib nor feel qualified to be one". Hieronymus the hermit doesn’t need no family.
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"Deputy?" by
on 2015-02-23 01:43:00 UTC
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Zeb said, not sure whether to be amused or annoyed.
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The man blinked. by
on 2015-02-23 12:52:00 UTC
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He crouched until his face was level with Maxwell’s. “Isn’t that a human physician?”
He took another swig, then shrugged. “I’m looking for my no-good partner. Have you seen him? Coat like mine, only shabbier, ginger goatee, brain full of nonsense?” -
"Partner? No, sir!" by
on 2015-02-23 13:29:00 UTC
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Maxwell wanted to point out the difference between "physicist" and "physician" to the stranger but decided that this wasn't a good time to discuss semantics. "I'm afraid I'm not too good at tracking things, sir, but I'll do my best. What is your name and department? We'll be able to look you up in a heartbeat."
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The man removed his hood. by
on 2015-02-24 08:49:00 UTC
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Even though he was smiling a silly smile — it seems he was really drunk — his face still looked rather haughty.
“I am the Librarian. Department of Floaters. My partner calls himself Desdendelle.” He took another swig and hiccuped. -
"The... Librarian?" by
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"You're the one who shouted at me when I went to the Canon Library?" Zeb asked, taking a few steps back. "Wait, no, your scent is different." His ears flattened. "Sorry for the mistake. Is your name really Librarian?"
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The Librarian rolled his eyes. by
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“Do I look to you like the sort of person to sit in a library?” he wondered. He sat down on the Generic Surface floor — not before dusting it, of course. He shrugged. “‘Librarian’ is a pseudonym. Most of us renegade Time Lords tend not to go by our real names. The Doctor is the most famous example, I reckon.”
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Zeb almost asked what the Librarian's real name was. by
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Then he thought better of it. "My partner talks a lot about this Doctor character," he said, latching on to the subject. "I think she's a bit smitten with him. What's he like?"
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The Librarian shrugged. by
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“I have no — hic! — idea.” He took another swig, then stoppered the now-empty bottle and shoved it into one of his coat’s voluminous pockets. “I never met him — he is a bit younger than me, and I never had any reason to fraternize with him even in the Academy.”
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Maxwell's ears perked up... by
on 2015-02-24 14:51:00 UTC
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...when the Librarian introduced himself. This guy was the Librarian.
Librarian. Department of Floaters. Time Lord. Also a member of the Continuity Council of Gallifrey-in-Exile. This was a very important person. He'd better find this Desdendelle guy quickly because surely an important person like the Librarian had important people things to do alongside his partner. Or something. Maxwell racked his brains, trying to find someone he'd seen recently that fit the Librarian's description of his partner. The Lightning Pokémon remembered seeing someone sitting at the tables at Rudi's wearing a similar-looking coat. Very similar coat, in fact. Did the Librarian take his partner's coat?
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“Oh? You have a way to navigate this accursed maze?” the Librarian asked doubtfully. “This is much more important than my partner. Do tell me.” It didn't quite sound like the Time Lord was asking.
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"Oh, sure. Just try to keep up with me, all right?" by
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Maxwell turned around towards Rudi's again and started walking, lecturing over his shoulder. "First, you got your three dimensions. You also got time, and consciousness, and another one I can't remember but has to do with plotholes. Anyways, you move normally in 3D and time but your degree of awareness or consciousness does a thing that allows you to slip along, like, an axis of space or something and then you get where you need to be. The more conscious you are, the sort of, like, 'bigger' distance you move in that dimension. The last one? Iunno."
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Zeb glanced at the Librarian. by
on 2015-02-24 20:07:00 UTC
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"Are you understanding any of this?" he asked over Maxwell's chatter.
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The Librarian smiled. by
on 2015-02-24 23:47:00 UTC
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“Of course I understand. What do I look like, a human?” the Time Lord asked. “Do continue, Maxwell. The concept is interesting enough, though you do some somewhat unfamiliar with it. Do you perchance know the person who formulated it?”
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Maxwell rounded the corner, Time Lord in tow. by
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"Oh, Ben and the rest of us were shown a map of HQ during our tour of DIA central. We got the explanation from Doctor... er... Doctor..." The Jolteon's face scrunched up, deep in thought. "He had a white coat."
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"Well, that's specific," by
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muttered Zeb in a rare fit of sarcasm. More loudly, he said, "How come it's just the DIA agents who get maps of this place?"
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"Because reasons, Zeb!" by
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"Besides, you Action Department people are all about what's going on outisde HQ. DIA and DES-- well, we kinda need to know out way 'round this place."
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"So there is a map, huh?" by
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“I should get the data somewhere. I wonder how would Tablet interface with it…?” the Librarian obviously didn’t notice he was thinking out loud; he was more inebriated than he thought. “Those concepts might even help me get closer to the Osirians’ Riddle...”
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"Hah! Good luck." by
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"That the map exists is pretty common knowledge in the PPC-- but actually knowing how it's shown to you..." Maxwell smiled. "The only way for anyone to see it is to become part of the DIA. Sorry sir, but that's the way the Poffin crumbles."
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“Then I might have to do just that.” by
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The Librarian shrugged. “Such limitations did not stop me in my quest before and they will not start to do so now.” A pause. “That is the establishment you were speaking of, Maxwell, is it not?”
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"Yep, that's the place." by
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"Just go in and take a look around. The last time I saw him was at a table." The Jolteon added as an afterthought: "Oh, and if you're thinking of joining DIA... it's a commitment. You're not gonna just enter just to get a look at the map, right? Right?"
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The Librarian raised his eyebrow. by
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He didn’t say anything; let Maxwell think what he will. He entered Rudi’s and took a look around, then exited the pub again.
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"You should meet them!" by
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"Making friends is fun!" said Maxwell, nodding his head sagely. "Just look at me and my buddy Zeb over here. When I woke up this morning, I had no idea that I'd find someone cool to hang with! Right, Zeb?" Maxwell bumped into Zeb's side to emphasize his point. "But if you wanna give your partner some space, that's totally cool too. We were exploring HQ to find the pool and become famous. If you've got nothing to do, wanna join?"
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Zeb suppressed a groan. by
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Maxwell seemed to be inadvertently doing everything to keep Zeb from being able to just have a nice conversation with him. But he couldn't say so without appearing rude.
"Erm, yes, you could come with us if you so desire," Zeb said, making a careful effort to keep his voice neutral. Though considering how drunk the Librarian seemed to be, he might not have needed to bother.
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"I did not know there was a pool here." by
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The Librarian looked from Zeb to Maxwell, an amused glint in his eyes. “I shall go and join my partner. There are some questions that need to be asked.”
Waving cheerfully, he entered the pub and made a beeline to Desdendelle’s table.
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Zeb breathed a sigh of relief. by
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Thank you, he thought after the Librarian. He turned to Maxwell, grinning broadly. "So... shall we go find that pool?"
((Awesome! Thanks! And that reminds me, my upcoming Time Lord agent is probably going to want to seek out others to ask them questions (she doesn't have a lot of experience being a Time Lord). Would you be up for a co-write sometime in the future?)) -
((But of course.)) by
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((I'm always up for co-writes, assuming writer's block doesn't hold me in its evil clutches. It seems that interludes are less affected by it, however.))
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"Of course. Right this way!" by
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Maxwell started walking down the hallway, humming a little tune to himself. He continued for a while and turned to the Luxray beside him. "Say, Zeb... Can I ask you a personal question? OK, not sure if it's that personal but, y'know. I've been told that I don't really understand things sometimes. Sorry that it's kinda out of the blue but I really need to know..."
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"Uh..." by
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Zeb swallowed, his heart hammering in his chest. "Y-yes?"
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"All righty then." by
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Maxwell stopped walking and looked at Zeb in the eyes. "Okay. So. Well, let's not beat around the bush: you're a really nice-looking dude. I mean, look at that posture! That mane! Those eyes! You're an absolutely smokin' hot 'mon and I admire that. If you were back home I'd guarantee you'd be swimming in suitors. Now I know that you've only been here for a couple of days and that you might not know all there is to know about this place but... er..." The Jolteon fidgeted with his paws. "Okay. This is a lot more awkward than I thought I would be. Just tell me if this is awkward for you too and I'll just drop it."
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Zeb thought his heart might burst. by
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"N-no, not at all!" he said, stepping a little closer to Maxwell. "Go on."
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"So. As I was saying, you're a pretty handsome 'mon. Probably a very gentlemanly guy as well. Right. Now, how do I put this..." Maxwell cleared his throat. "D'you know where I can find a nice lady friend? I mean, come on! You're probably making lady Pokémon swoon left and right when you walk down the halls. Even if you've just been here for a short while you gotta know something about where to meet people." Maxwell looked at Zeb expectantly. "So? Any ideas?"
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((Maxwell: the blocker of good times.)) by
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((Oh, man. Speaking of Maxwell, I have something completely diabolical in store for Zeb. More on that later.
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((Definitely not!)) by
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((We need more unrequited love around here. Which is why Rina/Marvin won't become a thing.
Though what you have planned can't be nearly as diabolical as what I have in store for him.Oh, wait, you meant the RP? -
((Is he gonna be blown up a second time?)) by
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((Just making sure, now.))
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(Ah ain't sayin' nothin'.)) (nm) by
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((Boo. :P)) (nm) by
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((Maxwell is full of Tauros dung sometimes.)) (nm) by
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Looking for betas by
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Well, not exactly betas... but I had this idea of taking the Plort RP that followed the Permission Giver election results and making it into something (semi-)coherent. I'm not sure whether I succeeded or failed, and I'd certainly like someone else (someones, even better) to take a look.
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Why does bad writing happen? by
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By the age of 16, shouldn't you have grasped the concepts of plot, conflict, and character development? Why are we still seeing suethors at age 18? ;;
Theories, anyone? (My personal theory is that english teachers are getting worse. TT)
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The American Education System (nm) by
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Can't be the American education system. by
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Education here in Israel is pretty terrihorribad. While there are some good writers here, most Hebrew fanfiction I've seen is a barrel of whaledreck, and those good writers are pretty old, anyway.
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France has a pretty good education system, but... by
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We don't really learn to write fiction correctly. While there are some goodfics, I'd say the overall quality is pretty bad, though I don't exactly read a lot of French fics.
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You could ask the same of any art. by
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Especially the ones that anyone can access. Why does bad music happen? Why does bad drawing happen? Why does bad dance happen?
The answer is gonna be pretty much the same. There have been plenty of good answers so far, but I wanna touch on a couple aspects that haven't been discussed so much:
1. Everyone has strengths and weaknesses. Not everyone can be strong at writing/singing/underwater basket-weaving. This does not make those people stupid or lazy, it just means their talents lie elsewhere.
2. Not everyone has access to the same level of encouragement or instruction in their art. To use a personal example, my parents read to me every night as a kid—specifically, they would read to me from books that were more advanced than I could yet read myself, so I was exposed to things "above my grade." Naturally, when I started writing, I based my stories on the stories I knew and impressed everyone by making a chapter book in third grade. The books I knew had chapters, so obviously my story should have them, too. Each chapter was about a paragraph or two, of course, but OMG, this little third-grader is so advanced! I was praised and encouraged and given every opportunity to succeed, I have smart parents who speak and write well, I went to good schools, and I'm naturally a perfectionist, so I try to do things right just for the sake of being right. (And I can get a little pissy when challenged about my rightness.)
I had every advantage. Not everyone does. Some people aren't read to from chapter books at a young age. Some people aren't told by their families that writing well is valuable and praiseworthy. Some people don't get to go to great schools. Some people's parents didn't receive a college-level education and therefore can't set a college-educated example. Some people don't go out of their way to learn how to use semi-colons just for the sake of being right. If they find out they're passionate about writing anyway, even if they're naturally talented, they're gonna have a much harder time getting really good at it.
This is one reason we don't attack authors. It is quite possible that they are intelligent, wonderful people who just happen to have written a bad story because, for whatever reason, writing is more of a struggle for them.
THAT SAID... if you're dedicated enough to read/watch/play the canon five times, write a story based on it, and get access to the Internet to post it... you have all the resources you need to at least get the canon details right, not to mention spellcheck. I think there's a noticeable difference between a story by someone who's trying but just doesn't know what they're doing and a story by someone who's chucking canon and logic out the window for the sake of forcing their "original" ideas on the world and expecting to be lauded for it. The former don't make good missions and don't deserve to be sporked anyway. The latter do.
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Wow! by
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I suppose I never thought about it that way. ^u^ This ties things up nicely, I don't even have anything to say! Thank you for contributing!
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Oh, and just to be clear... by
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Lest I come off as bragging about how awesome I am with all my talent and advantages: My early writing still sucked.
Behold, my earliest extant fanfic, written when I was about 14 IIRC. Witness the transparent, paint-by-numbers plot. Witness the wooden portrayal of the canon characters and the 2D, generic bad guy. Witness the excessive angst of the OC, who gets an entire chapter to tell her oh-so-tragic backstory and immediately win over the characters I like. Witness my godawful attempts at being clever and witty. Oh, and be glad FF.net doesn't allow fancy formatting like Quotev, or the whole thing would be in green Comic Sans with an intrusion of 20-pt, bold, underlined italics to show just how loud a particular psychic shout was. >.
Fortunately, I was very gently called out on having written a Mary Sue and began learning why that was a bad thing. A couple years later, I found OFUM and the PPC.
Oh, and my original writing was even worse. Bring a barf bag.
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That original story. by
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It was just like something I would have done. XD
My first ever story I wrote was called "The Three Trees" and I wrote it when I was four. Basically, the three trees are sisters, one likes music, and the other two don't. One day the first tree starts humming and then the other two hum along. The end!
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I'm up for that. by
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In fact, an extra proposal: what if after getting critique, we rewrite a part of our old badfics, taking all the advice on board? I do keep saying any premise can be written well...
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Do eeet! =] by
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Seriously, I am so up for that. I even have a terrible fic ready for sporking... from, like, not very long ago. I was a stupid git, and now I am a stupid git masquerading as a marginally less stupid git. Progress! =]
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Ooh! I like it! This really should be a thing! (nm) by
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Oh yes, definitively. (nm) by
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I wonder... by
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...if making high self-esteem all-important plays a role. How many here have read Screwtape Proposes a Toast?
Another factor might simply be late bloomers. I was in my early twenties when I learned about Mary Sues, and I was still in denial about Rheim son of Sirrus' urpleness for a few months after.
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I suppose that might be the cause. .u.
I searched it up and it's quite...interesting. XD Mark Twain: (one of) the original PPCer(s). -
Further to your high self-esteem remarks... by
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In Waiting For Superman, an excellent documentary about the US education system that you should all watch immediately go do it do it now, there was a statistic mentioned that I think might be a bit relevant. In a survey of general test scores, US schoolchildren - of the age bluefa mentions and the nationality that generates a huge proportion of fanfic - actually came near the bottom in every single category tested...
Except confidence.
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I've got two reasons. by
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They both intertwine, but can also work independently. (I also won't be offering any comments on SPG stuff, because I've always been good at that, so I don't know where it comes from.)
1/ Well... they're teenagers. Virtually all teenagers, whether they be 14 or 18, see themselves (mostly unconsciously) as the centre of the world. They think that their troubles are unique in all of history, that everything which upsets them was deliberately designed to do so, that everyone is thinking about them all the time, when in fact, the people around them are just as self-centred.
And what does that produce in stories? Main characters for who that is literally true. I came to writing fairly late; the first story I class as a 'real' story was written when I was 14 (and was, I think, the only lengthy bit of fiction I ever had to write for school). And it was... pretty bad. A teenager (because another component of this is that you tend to write characters your own age, because you know you're competent and can do stuff!) discovered that the world was going to be destroyed, and singlehandedly came up with and implemented a solution. Because of course he did.
And the next one was... well, not quite as bad, but still the same. It's actually available online for the sole purpose of showing what teenaged writing looks like; it was written in about 2002, when I was 16 - the age you claim I should have 'grasped the concepts of plot, conflict, and character development'. Want to reconsider that? XD
The thing is, it's hard. All protagonists are the centre of their story; no matter how much you read (and believe me, I read a lot), it's hard to spot how that differs from being the centre of their world. Jacob Ethrax solves everything singlehanded - well, so does Sam Vimes, so what're you complaining about? Spotting the difference - that Vimes has to work within the system, rather than remaking it in his own image - is... well, see point 2.
2/ Practice. I talked about this last week; I'll quote a section of that post here:
They write badly because they don't know how to write well. Look at Rings of Power, a mission I did into a story I wrote. I have a whole bunch of writing from about that time which consists of:
-Group of people encounter situation.
-Every single thing which happens in the area affects them.
-No-one can solve anything without their help.
-They get all the good stuff.
I did the research. I knew the layout of Lothlorien, and the timeline of the books. I didn't make up nonsensical, non-canonical stuff. But I hadn't learnt enough to let the protagonists operate in the world, rather than warping it around them. If they ran into trouble, it was specifically aimed at them - because that makes for added tension, right? R...right?
The vast majority of badfic writers are young, and still learning to write - heck, I was probably sixteen or seventeen when I wrote that, not even that 'young'! But it's very rare that people can write really well without lots and lots of practice. No, reading a lot doesn't help: it takes practice to realise that you are doing it differently to Terry Pratchett, or J.K. Rowling, or what have you. And you won't notice by reading back your own story, either.
And to add to that: the fact that you can't see the difference also means that you won't have a problem putting it online. Why should you? You can't see anything wrong with your story! And experience has shown that your reviews will consist in large part of people saying 'gud story i want to kno what happens neckst' - so it must be good! - and the occasional person who says 'your a tebirrle writer you should kill yourself and ***** your ***** with a *****' - or even just 'this is a terrible story your character sucks stop writing', which feels exactly the same. Actual constructive criticism is really really rare.
3/ Wait, didn't I say there were only two points?
4/ Hang on, stop
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9/ ts will you cut that out?
... thank you. As I was saying: I think the PPC is really good for young writers. I don't mean the writers whose stories we go into - I mean us, the community. My logic is this:
Young writers have a hard time making their characters not be the centre of the world. But the PPC is a soulless bureaucracy. However fabulous your agent is, the boss won't like her; Intelligence won't give her better missions; Makes-Things won't make new tech for her; and she will never actually fix the problem of bad writing. I'm not saying it's impossible, but it is very hard for a PPC agent to be written as the centre of the world; the world she inhabits just doesn't care enough about her. And that's what writers really need to learn.
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@u@ My head is spinning, but in a good way!
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From Personal Experience by
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Seeing as I am one of those people who wrote a badfic and was over the age of 16. From my personal experience English teachers aren't teaching enough SPaG stuff, sure they cover the basics but then they move on to studying Shakespeare or Lord of the Flies and expect essays on that instead, there's very little creative writing done in schools, at least that I'm aware of, only one piece of coursework out of the ten or so I did during GCSE English was creative writing (it's also the one of the two things I got an A* in in GCSE), and even before GCSE there seemed to be very little stuff done on creative writing at all. The other problem I had was my handwriting, it was and still is horrible and the English department at my school were SO focused on getting it legible that I missed a huge amount of lesson time in favour of trying to get my fingers into a position they couldn't physically bend themselves into, thus I still don't know how to use things like semi colons correctly.
I guess what I'm theorizing is that English teachers aren't necessarily teaching us enough about creative writing for people to write things like fan and original fiction, well with decent SPaG and good grasps of plot, character development etc. And without studying further, or with friends more well versed in using the English language to help, Suethors could just not be aware that what they're doing is wrong, especially seeing as most reviews on fanfiction go along the lines of "Great work, please keep it up" and only a very few people actually take their time to stop and point out what is going wrong, and even then it may not necessarily be done in the most friendly fashion.
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Same here. by
on 2015-02-24 22:32:00 UTC
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I have actually never written a particularly well-thought out original work before. It's all essays and prompts. @_@ Of course, education isn't the only problem, but it's a big contributing factor!
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From my experience... by
on 2015-02-24 15:05:00 UTC
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English teachers continue teaching SPaG through at least sophomore year of high school, but don't really cover anything new since sixth grade. My freshman teacher required us to cite in MLA format without teaching us MLA format; when I asked, she said she wanted us to "figure it out." Giving any more than mild criticism in peer review is also strongly frowned upon, which may be a lot of it, and an English teacher has never given lessons on not making Mary Sues. (None of mine, anyway.)
I think it's more likely they're doing one or both of two things: typing up on a smartphone and not bothering to fix errors or just being lazy because, while they know proper grammar, they don't think they need to use it in fanfiction.
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My own experience by
on 2015-02-24 16:33:00 UTC
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The English classes I've had in high school focused mostly on analyzing other works. And by that, I don't mean the characters as, you know, characters. What we analyzed were how characters and plots were metaphors for other things. We never learned how to write.
Really, the closest thing I had to a writing class was AP English Composition, but it really just taught us how to analyze a piece of literature to meet the teacher's expectations. I never learned how to write a good essay or a good story in that class,which is hilarious considering the teacher was obsessed with 'good' essays.
I learned my SPaG by following examples in books, and reading in general. Of course, though I learned the best stories are ones with believable characters and engaging plots, I didn't learn how to do that except for trying it myself. I failed horribly, but at least I learned.
Part of why some Suethors might have horrible SPaG is because they honestly don't realize what they're doing is wrong. I've complained about my English teacher not knowing the difference between your/you're, but it's a valid complaint since these are the people we pay to teach that sort of thing. Would you let a doctor give you the wrong medication? Then why are we letting English teachers teach improper grammar?
Sorry, got off on a tangent there. What I was going to say before I got sidetracked is that some Suethors might think they're so good already that they don't need to improve or get a beta. And yes,I'm speaking from personal experience. -
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on 2015-02-24 01:56:00 UTC
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For your point about maturing by 16, I'd say not necessarily. It really depends on your education and your interests. If you start writing at 12 or 13 sheer practice will make you improve over time, but if you start later you'll take longer to get good. There's a difference between grasping a concept and being able to execute it.
When it comes to repeat offenders, or just bad writing in general, my theory would be that Suethors view the act of writing differently than we do.
Most of us are, more or less, serious about writing. Even if we're not shooting for a professional career in it we want to tell compelling stories and create or interpret characters in engaging ways. When it comes to fanfics we want to tell more stories in the worlds we've come to love. When people write badly it's at best a waste of potential.
But look at the excuses Suethors throw out when they're criticized. "It's just fanfiction!" "Get a life!" For them, fanfiction is a tool for their own entertainment, mostly escapism and wish fulfillment. It's a hobby and it just has to hit the right buttons for the author and maybe people with her tastes. To them we're taking everything too seriously. And if it was their private space instead of the internet, they'd have a point. The wiki covers the issues with criticism pretty well.
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Indeed. But at the same time... by
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Everybody writes for fun, and everybody has written a sue or stu once in their life. Heck, writing a sue can help you improve your writing and characters, and it's pretty hilarious. But if your story won't hold much interest for others, you shouldn't tack it online for the world to see. Alright, show it to a couple of friends, or if you want to get serious, a beta reader. But if your fic is appealing to your own interests, and not necessarily others, then don't post it.
Either way, your post is quite enlightening. Thank you for throwing some light onto the shadowy depths of a suethor's mind. ^_^ Someday, we might finally find out why sues hate dresses so much. And can somehow have anorexic-thin limbs while sporting double-D sized knockers. -
Questions? Ooo! by
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From what I can tell, Sues hate dresses because the writers feel insecure about not being traditionally feminine. Which, well, does make sense, but it tends to just translate into silliness. Mainly because they're translating anger and frustration at the messages of society into superficial anger at a thing.
This was probably too in-depth for the question of why Sues hate dresses, but oh well.
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That might be it! by
on 2015-02-24 22:40:00 UTC
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I think I've seen something on tumblr explaining as trying to make the character more "not like other girls." The entire mindset of a Mary Sue is to be special, so it's not much of a surprise that they'll try to break away from the (disappearing) stereotype. In badfic, practically all girls besides the sue and her friends are depicted as shallow, attention-seeking, prissy, bratty, etc. to make the sue seem more "outcast." It's pretty sad, now that I think about it. :|
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Hey! Sues can be compelling characters in their own right... by
on 2015-02-24 04:23:00 UTC
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...when are well written. Heck, I found a fic with a Mary Sue protagonist with many crimes against canon. But the Waterbending Sue and her 60 page epic through Middle-Earth, was so compelling, engaging and heartwarming; that I decided against reporting it as a badfic. Seriously, it made me enjoy a Romance story, and I hate Romace.
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Re: Hey! Sues can be compelling characters in their own right... by
on 2015-02-25 16:02:00 UTC
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The Holy Grail legend is page-turning despite the Suvian nature of Sir Galahad.
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The Arthurian Cycle... by
on 2015-02-26 00:22:00 UTC
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Is interesting despite Galahad, not because of him. In fact, he's one of the least interesting characters there - hell, even the bit knights are more interesting than Mr. Incorruptible Pure Pureness.
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Hmm? by
on 2015-02-24 22:28:00 UTC
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Wow. Never seen a fanfic like that! Sounds interesting, though! ^u^
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Absolutely. by
on 2015-02-24 05:33:00 UTC
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If the story is enjoyable, that is, enjoyable beyond reading how hilariously bad it is, then a Mary Sue isn't that bad. It is incredibly hard to /find/ that, of course, but hey.
One fic I recall comes to mind, and coincidentally enough it's also an Avatar: TLA fic. Well, minus the crossover, haha.
Sokka; Master of the Black Sword. 200K+ words, dead-fic, and adds in a large amount of Lovecraftian influenced lore and elements. Sokka becomes a (Spoiler) version of the Avatar, the Incarna. While he certainly gains power, he doesn't end up sidelining anyone out of importance in the plot, and the antagonists, both canon and not, are still treated as a threat. (Then again, maybe it's not really Sueish since it's a well written AU? Haha. I won't ask anyone to find/read the fic just for input, though. It's a long read.)
I find that, when reading a Sue, the first thing to make the experience un-enjoyable is their personality. Aside from the usual unbelievable traits most sues have, which bend the story to comedy Spork-worthy levels, I find reading about a nasty person being nasty to the canons because they have a Tragic Past(TM) or what have you isn't really fun, to me.
Once beyond that, balancing out the power seems the biggest hurdle. I'm sure the Waterbending Sue faced a lot of hardship, even if not all on the battlefield. As long as you never have to ask yourself 'Why don't they just solve the plot/issue with their powers, if they have so many' then you can have some suspense.
I recall a Negima/Naruto crossover, where Naruto had so much power almost right from the start that he never faced any ACTUAL adversity the whole fic. I even read a forum where the people on it sporked it (So I read it twice, I guess. *Lashes back with flail*) and came to the conclusion that Naruto himself was the Final Boss/Big Bad Evil Guy, since he was now so strong, and had so much power from both canons that the /Villians/ (The Akatsuki, Madara, Tobi/Obito) were all the underdogs in the story, clearly facing someone they can never beat.
Well, that and the fic had a billion other things wrong with it, SpaG aside, but the main thing is, if the protag is unbeatable, and you can't create ways to challenge them (Like say, Superman writers do)then it's hard to have any investment beyond lols.
Heh, I guess I went off on a tangent here. The Naruto/Negima fic is Naruto Chaos Mage, if anyone is interested in reading it. I'll even throw in a complementary whip so you can physically pain yourself while you melt your brain! The link to the Sporking can be found here, because it will be much more enjoyable, I assume you. -
Yup! Like the Silver and Golden Ages of comics prove! by
on 2015-02-24 14:34:00 UTC
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I mean, at the time superheroes where unbeatable and had little personality (Effectively turning them into a bunch oof Canon Stus/Sues). But who did not enjoy Batman or Superman kicking a lot of ass? Because millions did.
To anyone curious, here is the fic I was speaking about: Strange Love Found in a Strange Land (WARNING! Do not let Agent Acacia near it, she might kill it! [On second thoughts, do not let anyone from the LOTR Division near it!]) -
Heh by
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I can certainly see why she would. The fic is a bit rough around the edges. It's been a while since I read the Sokka fic I mentioned, and I have a tendency to remember anything as being better then it may have been, so it could also be rough as well.
The name of the Sue makes me imagine Terumi ala Blazblue trolling around LoTR. Well, perhaps Mei Terumi from Naruto would fit better.
Your are also correct, or so I think anyway, about the comics. We all know that the hero will save the say, in the older ones anyway. Now having cliff-hanger's and trilogies is pretty common in comics. I haven't seen much of anything Superman related, minus a review of the latest film (Man of Steel) and Superman Vs The Elite (Highly Recommended. Superman is voiced by Sephiroth in it!).
But I remember watching plenty of Batman; The Animated Series as a young Caddy, and enjoying it. That's around the time when I recall Batman becoming more complex, compared to the Adam West one that I was also watching.
In the end, it's good the PPC isn't about policing fanfiction, or these gems we like would make us dirty cops, hahaha! Well, that and Sporking a fic over 100K words is a daunting task unless you can find a nice cutoff point. -
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on 2015-02-24 14:36:00 UTC
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I also found this: Avatar: The Last Kryptonian
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Well, Michael Bay isn't 18... by
on 2015-02-24 00:53:00 UTC
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Neither Stephanie Meyer, Frank Miller, M. Night Shamayalan, and a very long list of other known Creators that cannot grasp at least one of those concepts. And they have made a career of that!
So, no, you cannot blame the English teachers about that. School in general is more to blame, because of the lack of encouragement for creativity in traditional education for children, leaving the world with a deluge of bad fiction, written by uncreative teens and adults, that do it just because they can, or for a paycheck, or for being crazy.
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Not a bad theory! by
on 2015-02-24 03:25:00 UTC
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I can agree wholeheartedly with this. ^_^
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You look familiar... by
on 2015-02-24 00:19:00 UTC
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And to answer your question, I guess some people never really learn how to take criticism. I wouldn't know, I'm not a psychology major. *shrugs sadly*
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Well... by
on 2015-02-24 00:44:00 UTC
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The sad thing is, for some people, even hinting at the fact that their character is a sue sends them flying into a rage. You can't really make it through life without some crit flying your way.
On second thought, the mind of the Suethor is too logic-deprivated to try to understand.
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At long last, the 2015 PPC New Year's Gift Exchange! by
on 2015-02-24 19:25:00 UTC
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Six Boarders, twenty-one agents, and one crazy RP thread...
...After eight weeks of work (plus another week of spell-checking)...
...It's finally heeeere~!
Thank you to all who participated for making this possible! Hopefully, next year's Gift Exchange will not take quite as long, but who cares? It was really fun! -
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(Also, I forgot to specify this earlier, but Ami's present was four bars of Bleepolate, not one.) You worked the posts together really well! I'm impressed!
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Nice! by
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I didn't really read the RP, but the interlude is still pretty good!
Just one thing, though.
"Why am I even here?" asked the Librarian. He was sitting in a corner, as far away from everybody else as possible, having decided that leaning on the walls wasn't a good idea after some of the Sar-Plasm decorating its walls stuck to his coat."
Should I call the Department of Redundancy Department? :P
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Writing Time Lord agents by
on 2015-02-25 02:34:00 UTC
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So, when I finish with Rose Potter, I'm planning on bringing in a Time Lord agent, just regenerated. Like, just regenerated. What are some of the problems previous Doctors experienced? I know we have delirium, confusion, temporary amnesia, motor control issues, and near-comas. Anything else?
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Wasn't it twelve hours? by
on 2015-02-25 09:20:00 UTC
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I'm pretty sure Ten specifies in The Christmas Invasion, when he's explaining why his hand's just regrown (or is about to); if you have access to that, check.
Since you've said this is a first regeneration, bear in mind that they tend to get more severe as the cycle goes on. The Doctor's first regeneration was very low-key, and he was back on his feet almost instantly. Melody Pond's second regeneration didn't really affect her at all - well, it made her slightly psychotic, but in terms of confusion, no.
You might also want to note the first (known) regeneration of Romana: she was apparently able to select her new form with a fine degree of control. This ties in quite nicely with the regrowth/repair aspects seen with Ten and River, actually.
Also: regeneration energy can be used as a weapon in that early timeframe. Again, see River's attack on Berlin.
And the main effect you've missed from the Doctor's regenerations is 'manic energy'. Four jumped up and started jogging on the spot; Eight got waaaaay hyper; Ten, Eleven, and Twelve all manically crashed the TARDIS. And, again, see River, though she was most of the way there already.
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Righty-o, thank you very much. by
on 2015-02-25 11:56:00 UTC
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Romana kind of had an idea what to expect beforehand though, didn't she? Anyway, when you say the Doctor's first regeneration was low-key, you mean just in terms of behavior, right? Also, how canon are we talking when it comes to big blasts of energy? Because probably due to the special effects of the time, there wasn't any of this glowy-blasty-boom stuff in Classic Who, but it started in NewWho, and even early regenerations like River's were quite explosive. So which precedent do we use?
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Also in terms of The Kaboom. by
on 2015-02-25 12:59:00 UTC
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One, Three, and Four all definitely had people leaning over them when they regenerated. Contrast that with the 'get back!' nature of the more recent regenerations, and you have a definite progression.
In fact, the only outlier to the idea that early regenerations are more sedate than later ones is River; she regenerated a total of twice, and her second regeneration was a full-on light show. But maybe she's just a showoff? ;)
I think you could argue that 'the light-show' is common to all regenerations, but in the less dramatic versions, it's constrained to the 'glow moves over the hands' stuff; that would explain the way the Classic doctors often glowed, without requiring a justification for the fact that they didn't stand up and do the YMCA.
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I just laughed very loudly in class. by
on 2015-02-25 13:12:00 UTC
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I won't be able to watch another regeneration without hearing that song. Thanks a lot for ruining it. >D
Maybe expectation has a part to play in it? Like, if the Time Lord thinks it'll be fairly low-key, it will be?
Sorry if I'm asking too many questions. I already wrote the bit with regeneration (full-on kaboom basically vaporized something) and rather liked how it turned out, but I am willing to change it if it's necessary. -
I'd go less boom-intensive by
on 2015-02-25 12:02:00 UTC
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That way, you don't have to worry about the agent trashing HQ or trying to throttle someone or similar stuff. You can concentrate on them doing stuff they wouldn't normally do, like acting irrationally or trying to throttle someone - wait a sec...
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And if it takes place not in HQ? (nm) by
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Still a problem. by
on 2015-02-25 13:02:00 UTC
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Your agent's still got enough artron energy in their system to do serious damage up until about the fifteen-hour mark. Plus, you'll recall that compared to humans, Time Lords are very, very strong and pretty difficult to kill. You've also got a grace period of about an hour wherein the Time Lord in question is basically a shapeshifter since their form hasn't gelled yet.
The obvious answer is to lock 'em in their own TARDIS until the regeneration weirdness has subsided, but that's kind of dull. =] -
Ah, if only that were possible. by
on 2015-02-25 13:15:00 UTC
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To lock them in their TARDIS, I mean.
...would you mind acting as a sounding board for my idea? I want to get someone else's opinion on it- someone not afraid to tell me my idea sucks if it does. -
Sure! by
on 2015-02-25 13:34:00 UTC
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Contact me at harry heath 99 at that email service where the mail is hot. =]
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Sent a test. (nm) by
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Fifteen, apparently. (nm) by
on 2015-02-25 09:21:00 UTC
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Hey! I had the idea to have one too... by
on 2015-02-25 03:41:00 UTC
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... but ultimately decided against it for many reasons. Though during my research I found this. Is a little outdated but I think it might be useful for you
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That seems to be a pretty complete list, AFAIK. by
on 2015-02-25 02:46:00 UTC
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Leftover regeneration energy seems to stick around for at least several hours after regenerating.
So, what's this one's backstory? Rescued from a badfic? Crash-landed into HQ? Fresh from the Time War? If it's the last one, Emiranlanoamar would like to have a word with him/her... -
It's a secret. by
on 2015-02-25 03:01:00 UTC
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I'm just going to say she's pretty young and naive for a Time Lady and this is her first time regenerating, so it'll be quite disorienting for her.
If you absolutely have to know, I suppose you could email me (iximaz(at)gmail(dot)com), but I won't be able to reply for about... *checks clock* eight and a half hours. -
Ooh, sounds interesting! by
on 2015-02-25 03:08:00 UTC
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Are you planning on having her in a different department as your other agents? I bet Agent Rina is going to be pestering her with all sorts of questions no matter what. :P
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My lips are sealed. Well... by
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If anyone wouldn't mind keeping a secret for however long Rose Potter takes, I'd like to discuss my idea as well before finalizing anything.
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I think I'll wait for the big reveal... by
on 2015-02-25 03:05:00 UTC
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In the meantime, ganbare!
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*Sweeps mini-Boarder under the rug* (nm) by
on 2015-02-25 03:13:00 UTC
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Shipping the PPC. by
on 2015-02-25 10:27:00 UTC
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So hey, next month is the Shipfest - pardon me, the PPC Boarder Shipfic Fest - and in the same spirit as last year, let's list our ships!
This is not the Shipfest itself; it's not the thread for stories, or for signing up to say you're willing to appear in them. It's just a thread of pure madness wherein we list the pairings (and morings) we ship in the PPC community. And then the list will be used to kick-start the actual Shipfest, because that's heaps of fun. ^_^
Da Rules:
-List your PPC Community ships - people in the PPC community (not organisation) that you totally think are/should be together.
-Give reasons for your ships. Otherwise it's just a random name generator.
-Revenge shipping is perfectly okay!
-Shipping someone with yourself - if you're not actually in a relationship - should be avoided; that's a bit creepy.
-No stories. This is just a list. Stories is next month.
-Have fun! It's a ludicrous exercise in ridiculousness, after all.
If you have a vehement objection to being even mentioned in a ship name, speak up, and people won't do it; it's as simple as that. And again - when the Shipfest comes round, no-one will write stories with you in them unless you specifically give consent.
So... let the shipping commence!
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Well, since this is about shipping in general... by
on 2015-03-02 21:34:00 UTC
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Behold, a very silly game about poorly written pony romance:
Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder. - So, ITT: by on 2015-03-02 20:50:00 UTC Link to this
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AITT: > I CANT TAKE ALL THIS PUNISHMENT! (nm) by
on 2015-03-04 00:00:00 UTC
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It seems I'm mostly being ignored. by
on 2015-02-28 02:02:00 UTC
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I suppose I'm deVOID of any shippable qualities?
I'm told I'm pleasant company, but clearly friendly doesn't keep the ladies warm at night.
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Another note by
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I'm full of these things.
Anyway, feel free to use me as a subject when the Shipfest does roll around, since I probably won't be able to write for it.
Stipulations: I am effingweird. I often hang around with strange people, online and off, and I'm a complete weirdo even by their standards. You can get an idea from reading the stuff I write for Valon; none of his train-of-thought stuff is exaggerated, I really do think like that. It's amazing how I can connect, say, scorpions to the largest storm on record (Super Typhoon Ty). -
Clarification might help? by
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This isn't really about relationships or dating - it's more about... think of it as a sort of massive crackfic!fest, where the premise is "all of HQ is doused with hyper-reactive hormones and go into super-lust mode." So nobody's trying to set anybody up for a lovey-relationship where the Boarders go out for coffee and stare soulfully into each other's eyes and then get married.
I mean, last year there was a PPC boyband that turned into an orgy. I would place a great deal of money on the theory that a significant majority of participants in the first shipfests had never been in a relationship either – I certainly hadn't. It really is just for the absurdity factor - not to be taken seriously at all. -
VixenMage/Voyd by
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Because we all know you're only trying to help him so he'll fall wildly in love with you, ride into town on his
motorbikearmoured warhorsegold-plated dragon and whisk you away to a romantic beach somewhere.
... I think I just wrote a shipfic in second person. Oops?
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I actually did take horse-riding lessons when I lived in Maine.
Of course, that was almost ten years ago, so I doubt I remember how.
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But there are no silver dragons in Pern! by
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Then again, guys can't ride golds, so whatever. :P
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Er... by
on 2015-03-02 13:39:00 UTC
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I've never read Pern.
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Oh, you should, it's amazing. Tell him, Nesh! (nm) by
on 2015-03-02 16:29:00 UTC
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I'm not Nesh, by
on 2015-03-02 17:19:00 UTC
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and I've only read about three Pern books, but yes, it's pretty good.
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Well, it seems Voyd doesn't get to ride anything, so (nm) by
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Amusing counterpoint. by
on 2015-03-02 13:57:00 UTC
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From the full list of 'ships, I see that Voyd has been shipped five times.
So has Scapegrace.
Voyd and Scapegrace, equally shippable, but with such different outlooks on it... when they finally met up, how could love help but blossom?
Voyd/Scapegrace. Because statistics are the highest form of romance.
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hS/an Excel spreadsheet. by
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After all, statistics, according to him, are the highest form of romance, and who better to embody statistics than Excel (or whatever program you might use) with all its lovely charts and graphs?
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Iximaz/the PPC Board. Not the people - the forum itself. by
on 2015-03-02 16:34:00 UTC
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Because my beloved spreadsheets show that she's far and away the most prolific poster every month.
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Aww, shucks. by
on 2015-03-02 16:37:00 UTC
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I really do love this place. Y'all are the nicest bunch of people I've ever had the pleasure to meet, both in-person and online.
Now everyone get out; the Board and I want to have some quality time. ^-^
So, that's twice I've been shipped with everyone and once with the actual forum. This is probably going to end up being the weirdest shipfest for me. Speaking of, when will that officially start? -
'March'. ^_~ by
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My plan is to wait until this thread has definitely died down, and quite possibly until it's dropped off the front page (which may be the only thing to stop it from continuing to grow...). Then I'll open up the Shipfest itself and get people to say whether they're okay with being in stories - and get down to work on Huinesoron's Even Tediouser Day, of course.
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...yeah, this is gonna take forever. (nm) by
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T'hihihihihi- by
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Huinesoron x Iximaz - the logical shipper shipped with the really gets around shipee.
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"Who're we going to ship tonight, Brain?" (nm) by
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"The same ship we ship every night, Pinky." by
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DawnFire x Firemagic - both are fiery.
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Again? (nm) by
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Dude... by
on 2015-02-28 15:22:00 UTC
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As Nesh said, relax. Don't take this seriously. I mean, it's just a silly game people play for the laughs. (I mean, IRL I'm as straight as ruler but I don't mind being shipped with guys here. It's a game, no more.)
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Voyd/Forever Alone Guy by
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Friendly advice: You keep mentioning how you don't do relationships and are basically date poison. You should probably stop doing that if you actually want to be involved more. Taking this game seriously when it could not touch reality with a fifty-foot pole makes it unfun.
Also, don't do the Nice Guy thing, especially if you're being serious. As an article I read recently expressed it (more or less), you don't get a gold star with the ladies just for doing the bare minimum of not being a jerk.
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Ah, the Nice Guy™. by
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That dude I avoid being just by... well, not interacting with women for the most part. I also don't blame women and accuse them of only dating jerks (demonstrably untrue), I tend to assume that I'm the problem.
I may or may not be bitter with low self-esteem.
Anyway, that's probably enough bitching and moaning from the dude in the corner. On with the show, I guess. -
The only one who can fix that problem... by
on 2015-02-28 18:32:00 UTC
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...is you. If you keep telling yourself that nobody would ever want to date you, then it will become a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Here's the thing: don't view women as something "different" from yourself. They're human beings too, with the same interests and aspirations as anyone else! Now, I understand that it can be very difficult to interact with those of the opposite gender if you're shy or simply just adverse to doing so, but if you ever want change... You have to bring it about on your own.
Here's what I suggest. If you want to practice interaction with the opposite gender, use what you have to your advantage. This Board has quite a few girls around - get their advice too! Don't view stuff you say or do around women in a dating context - make some friends of the opposite gender, and be comfortable doing things with them. It will go a long way when you do start searching for a partner. -
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on 2015-02-28 19:53:00 UTC
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I don't really know how to do social.
I'm 21, but I don't know how to drive, I live with my family and I just left my job. I'm really not sure what to do now, since my computer is broken and my parents are super-busy taking care of my younger siblings.
I rarely leave my room, let alone the house. I do go out and play Pathfinder every other week, though, which I greatly enjoy. I'd love to play more often, but I really only have two friends my age, and neither has a driver's license.
I don't exactly know how to make friends online. I've been part of several online communities, and I have yet to find someone I truly consider a friend.
I know I'm a loser, but I currently lack the means to not be a loser. I don't have money, or transport, or neurotypicality. Yep, I have Asperger's and it has been the bane of my existence for my whole life.
But anyway... I apologize for hijacking the thread. You probably didn't come here to listen to me moan and groan about myself, and I didn't need to say anything. You may now resume your regularly scheduled silly forum games.
If you do want to talk to me, I'm always checking my e-mail. It's DBooker67 at that service from Google. -
Here's the thing by
on 2015-02-28 20:37:00 UTC
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Being social is hard, and it's rather hard to get a hang of it. Believe me, I know. I'm autistic as well.
But wallowing in the thread and bringing all this up? Doesn't help anyone, not the other Boarders or yourself! This is supposed to be a silly fun shipfest, no need to bring reality into the mix! No one is asking you to leave, just... have fun. -
Er... by
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>not interacting with women
That's the difference between being the "quiet guy that doesn't talk" and the "quiet guy that doesn't talk to women".
For the love of all that is good and holy, don't be That Guy. -
This amuses me to no end, and... by
on 2015-02-27 07:22:00 UTC
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...now I'm curious to see who I'm shipped with.
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Pretzel/Iximaz by
on 2015-02-28 01:35:00 UTC
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Because end of the alphabet love (x's and z's, represent!)
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Preztel x Doctorlit. by
on 2015-02-27 14:32:00 UTC
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No, I don't have any idea why that makes sense, why are you asking?
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Pretzel/eatpraylove by
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Because I'm sure epl enjoys eating Pretzel's
Oh, I'm sorry, I meant 'pretzels'. You know how typos can be.
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Very funny, but I have a boyfriend. Leave me out of this. (nm) by
on 2015-02-28 03:08:00 UTC
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Er, and I have a wife. by
on 2015-02-28 10:32:00 UTC
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But if you would prefer not to be shipped in this thread, that's entirely your right. Do you need the Nameless Admin to delete the post, or are you fine with it staying up?
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You can leave it up. by
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I'm sure someone else will find it vaguely amusing. :)
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At risk of sounding stereotypical... by
on 2015-02-27 11:39:00 UTC
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You/Hieronymous Graubart. German Pretzels!
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Mini-me boards mini-ship by
on 2015-02-27 13:51:00 UTC
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I’m jealous. Why does he get the girl.
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Oops! *punts the mini into oblivion* (nm) by
on 2015-02-27 16:39:00 UTC
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Going... going... GONE! (nm) by
on 2015-02-28 02:19:00 UTC
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I donÂ’t ship, but IÂ’m shippable by
on 2015-02-26 13:57:00 UTC
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And I see it happens already.
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Let's see... by
on 2015-02-26 14:20:00 UTC
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Imma ship you/Desdendelle/Neshomeh/Huinesoron/World-Jumper, since you guys kind of showed me the ropes when I first joined. :D
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This ship involves bondage, doesn't it? by
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Cuz, y'know, ropes.
(I am a terrible person, please forgive me. ^_^; )
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How did you ever guess?! (nm) by
on 2015-02-26 16:23:00 UTC
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Fleet online, Admiral! by
on 2015-02-26 01:19:00 UTC
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Edhelistar/World-Jumper - I call it a 'Space Ship'. Because one has a name with star in in, and the other jumps worlds!
Storme Hawk/TheShyIon - Makes me think of custom units in Command and Conquer.
bluefa02/firemagic - Makes me think or Red vs Blue. If they were individuals, instead of teams of soldiers, that is.
World-Jumper/Voyd - Because jumping over a world lands you in the arms of the void.
Shark-Jumper/World-Jumper - This thread didn't need much of a jump start, but it never hurts! -
Oh hey. by
on 2015-03-01 20:38:00 UTC
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Caddy/Data. That's traditional, isn't it? And Huinesoron/Kaitlyn/A-Too-Brief-Period-Of-Peace-And-Quiet...
Also Neshomeh/Phobos/Pizza. Because I can't believe I missed a pizza debate. (You're all heathens, REAL pizza comes from New Haven, CT.)
(I probably won't be much into this this year, for various reasons. But the pizza thread was too tempting.) -
Neshomeh/Phobos on a bed of pizza. by
on 2015-03-02 16:43:00 UTC
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Oh yeesh, I so want to just go ahead and write this, right now.
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But that would be against Da Rules. by
on 2015-03-02 16:53:00 UTC
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I mean, I certainly haven't written four entire shipfics already in preparation for the Shipfest. I'm certainly not going to be watching like a hawk for the names I've got in them to say they can be posted. Definitely not.
(Historical precedent suggests that NeshBosh will almost certainly say people can write about them. Make of that bit of information what you will)
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Caddy-Shack/World-Jumper. by
on 2015-02-26 10:37:00 UTC
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Because you clearly have a thing for him, putting him in three of your five ships. Is it the hyphen? It's the hyphen, isn't it?
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M-maybe... by
on 2015-02-26 16:26:00 UTC
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What can I say? It's a very elegant and majestic hyphen! One can only dream of having such splendor!
Huinesoron/Sergio Turbo/Neshomeh/JulyFlame - The oldest members I can spot in this thread. All in the Anti-Hyphen League, no doubt! It's a pretty irony ship. -
I am one of the oldest? Wait what? by
on 2015-02-26 22:00:00 UTC
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... When did I become one of the historic oldbyes?
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Congradulations Turbo! You're old! by
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Feel free to pick up your complimentary cane and tweed jacket when you are ready. Also, have some coupons for prune juice and, as always, there's punch and cookies by the door.
Just curious, are there any elderly Italian stereotypes? Because about all I know of Italian culture is Roman history, that I use the word confetti wrong, and that your pizza is inferior to America's. -
Wait a minute here. by
on 2015-02-27 10:47:00 UTC
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"and that your pizza is inferior to America's."
*twitches*
Such an offence can only be washed away with blood. That... thing you eat in America can't possibly be called a pizza!
(Hint: Pizza Hut is a worldwide chain, but they never tried opening here in Italy... guess why? Because American pizza is garbage to us.)
Sorry, but it's the second time in a few days I felt hit in my pride of a True Italian...
The other one? Something that started with the recent "...ry X. Landf of Quattro" commercial by Audi. Here in Italy Fiat made a tongue-in-cheek parody for the Panda commercial (Italy. Land of Panda)... and not only Audi cited them for unfair advertisement, the judge even forced Fiat to pull out the commercial, when Audi's the one offensive to Italian motorsport history!
Italy is Land of INTEGRALE! Lancia Delta Integrale! We could kick the ass of their Quattro with the outdated, two-wheel-drive Lancia 037, too! -
Whoa whoa whoa. by
on 2015-03-01 20:57:00 UTC
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Yes, pizza is a dish that takes much of its influence from Italy, but the dish itself is an American one! It was a modification by Italian-American immigrants in the Northeast (depending on your bias, New York, New Haven, or, from one person I know, Providence) from pita in the 1930s – and, just FYI, the tomato is native to Central America, and wasn't even present in Europe until well into the Columbian exchange, because Europeans thought it was poisonous. So any dish based on tomatoes (or corn, or potatoes, or turkeys...) can sorta be said to be necessarily partly American in origin.
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Invented in America in the '30s? Yeah, sure. by
on 2015-03-02 18:41:00 UTC
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Then why here in Italy it happened to exist already in the XIX century? I'm pretty sure the Doctor isn't involved.
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Something LIKE it existed... by
on 2015-03-02 21:34:00 UTC
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But the thing WE call pizza: a very specific kind of dough, with a specific style of marinara spread over it (you can't just use gravy, it's the wrong consistency), topped with sausage, or onion, or clams, or eggplant, or garlic, or thinly-sliced tomatoes and basil, or any of the above, then covered in mozzarella and baked until done... most certainly did not.
Or at least, it was modified so heavily by the Italian-American community in New Haven that "pizza" as we mean it here is a distinct food from its distant ancestor.
But back to your original gripe - Pizza Hut bears as much resemblance to pizza, as I knew it growing up, as a can of Dole's pineapple does to the original pineapple fruits.And Chicago doesn't count.That much, at least, we can agree on. -
Still doesn't mean that America invented pizza. by
on 2015-03-03 20:16:00 UTC
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It's like, y'now, coming up with a new type of pencil, calling it simply "pencil" and claiming you invented pencil as a whole.
You invented a new type of pencil, which is all fine and dandy, but you didn't invent "the" pencil.
For the recond, Italian pizza was already called "pizza" in the '800. Your argument is therefore invalid. -
A pizzoral history. by
on 2015-03-04 11:46:00 UTC
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I've just looked up 'pizza' in the Oxford English Dictionary.
They claim that the word derives from post-classical Latin dating back to at least AD 997, and may have come in from 'an unattested Langobardic cognate of Old High German bizzo bite, piece bitten off, morsel, lump, cake made of flour'. (Which means that Germany was calling some form of food something close to 'pizza' before Italy was... but I digress.)
The first attested use in the English literature is actually an English-Italian dictionary from 1598 - that's over 150 years before the USA was founded - where it was listed as 'a kind of cake or simnell or wafer'. In 1825 Baroness Bunsen was fed it (along with 'ham, and cheese, and frittata'), and in 1845, Francis Coghlan's Handbook for Italy described it as 'a popular cake made of preserves or of new cheese'.
But the best reference dates to 1878, and a book called Dolce Napoli:
'Anoint [dough] profusely with oil of olive, and dab in pieces of garlic, anchovy, strong cheese, rancid bacon, and whatsoever else may be highest in flavour and lowest in price; put into a hot oven, bake, and thou hast pizza.'
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Re: A pizzoral history. by
on 2015-03-04 13:43:00 UTC
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There's seriously a line 'thou hast pizza'? That seems like a line out of a show or cookbook faking Early Modern English*, but OK.
*on a tangent, how many other people get really annoyed when tv shows and movies call Shakespearean langue 'Old English'? First off the top of my head would be the Tintin movie, which cited a perfectly understandable poem as Old English. No, writers, Old English is the original Beowulf, and Middle English is the original Canterbury tales. -
*raises hand* by
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Unless you're saying it sarcastically, like Ye Olde Englishe... no. Just... no.
But, see, that would require research. And we can't have that. -
DUN DUN DUNNNN! (nm) by
on 2015-03-02 19:12:00 UTC
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Pizza Hut? Well, there's your problem! by
on 2015-02-27 19:07:00 UTC
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Pizza Hut is garbage! As is any chain American pizza.
You want to know the masterpiece that is American pizza? You come to the States, find a local joint that has no more then three locations in the entire United States, and buy a slice of heaven. Do you want thin crust or deep dish? Sweet or savory sauce? What toppings? Don't matter, find the most popular slice there, get one, and find out why you may have invented the best food on earth, but America has perfected the best food in the universe. -
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on 2015-02-28 00:08:00 UTC
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Don't most of the very good pizza places here have Italian owners, though?
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HA! (nm) by
on 2015-02-27 19:18:00 UTC
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Chicago-style is best pizza by
on 2015-02-27 18:46:00 UTC
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-Phobos, True-enough Italian
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No, no, no, that thing is not a pizza! by
on 2015-02-27 22:22:00 UTC
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Sauce goes to the bottom! TO THE BOTTOM DAMNIT!
As said in an otherwise forgettable live action series (I don't even remember the title, I only know that it was about this teenager who found a secret services laptop and somehow ended up doing secret missions instead of the laptop's owner):
"Sauce is the river flowing in the valley and cheese is the snow on the mountains"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neapolitan_pizza
This is best pizza. End of story.
(I'm not against extra toppings though - I for example kinda like adding french fries and würstel sausages (similar to the ones used in hot dogs). Oddly enough, that's often called the "american" flavour here) -
Re: No, no, no, that thing is not a pizza! by
on 2015-03-01 17:56:00 UTC
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Now shipping Sergio Turbo/True Italian Pizza. And of course Desdendelle/Tea.
And I guess Des/Sergio/A Weird Tea-and-Pizza Meal. -
Oh, also, I forgot by
on 2015-03-01 20:34:00 UTC
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Sergio Turbo x Really Fast Cars.
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Now officially shipping Sergio Turbo and Phobos. by
on 2015-03-01 00:36:00 UTC
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Their love stemmed from an argument about pizza.
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On a related note by
on 2015-03-01 10:19:00 UTC
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Firemagic x Iximaz because Iximaz really gets around.
Firemagic x Sergio Turbo because anime, magical girls and bespectacled folks.
Iximaz x World-Jumper because both of them really get around. -
Feels good man. by
on 2015-03-01 11:13:00 UTC
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I like that people like me!
...Or, you know, think I'm silly enough to pair with personas. Whatever. I'll take what I can. -
I mean... by
on 2015-03-01 12:38:00 UTC
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Our agents seem to have a thing for each other, which totally means we do, too! *leer*
I just find the fact that everyone's shipping me to be absolutely hilarious. Uh, I mean, my father will hear about this! -
I'm not shipping you. by
on 2015-03-01 15:37:00 UTC
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But then I'm not shipping anyone. The only things I've ever shipped are Link/Medli (Wind Waker) and SA-X(Metroid)/Pyramid Head(Silent Hill), and the second one was just me being silly and seeing similarities.
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Urge to make pizza puns...rising...! (nm) by
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You just want a pizza the action don't you? (nm) by
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Look at us, topping one another with puns. (nm) by
on 2015-03-01 16:24:00 UTC
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That one was just cheesy. (nm) by
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Maybe we should spice it up? (nm) by
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We don't want to use up olive the puns! (So sorry) (nm) by
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I would pepper you with more puns but there's not mushroom (nm) by
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That one was just hammy, any way you slice it. (nm) by
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I'll make one about crust. It's the yeast I can do. (nm) by
on 2015-03-02 18:27:00 UTC
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Oh my, aren't we saucy? (nm) by
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Maybe, dough I have a few more to go. (nm) by
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We really knead better puns. (nm) by
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I suppose we should roll them out, then! (nm) by
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These bread puns must stop, by order of the Flours. (nm) by
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But it's impossible to stem the flow of creativity! by
on 2015-03-03 16:03:00 UTC
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Oh dear, I think we've gone into Flower puns.
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How bloomin' marvellous. (nm) by
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It would seem that those puns have taken root here. (nm) by
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An American flavor? by
on 2015-02-27 22:48:00 UTC
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You would be hard pressed to find a pizza joint in the US that has fries and hotdogs to put on their pizzas. Not that I am against the idea, mind you. I make a mean cheeseburger pizza, myself.
Picture, if you will, a pizza crust with mustard and ketchup on it. Then you add sauteed onions and ground beef. Top that with cheddar cheese, then crisp bacon. Finish with dill pickle slices and put it in the oven. It is a thing of beauty.
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If you're American and fat. (nm) by
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That sounds interesting. by
on 2015-02-27 23:01:00 UTC
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I, myself, am a fan of the Avalanche pizza sold at Moose's Tooth. It has Pepperoni, blackened chicken, bacon bits, red onions, parsley, cheddar, mozzarella, provolone, and a very sweat and tangy barbecue sauce to round it all off. One of the best pizzas I have ever had. Anybody come over to Anchorage, I'll buy you a slice or two.
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Good or not, you just can't call it pizza, sorry. (nm) by
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No! You call it a f**king cassaroll! by
on 2015-02-27 21:00:00 UTC
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Eh, let Jon Stewart educate ya!
Here's the full clip if you want some context.
Also, because it's fun, Jon's rant at Trump for taking Alaska'sgreatest shameformer Governor to an inferior Pizza place. -
Chicago-style deep dish is fantastic. by
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Also, if anyone ever happens to go to Louisville, check out this one place called Luigi's Pizza. My brother's friend's uncle owns the place, and the whole thing is authentic. Seriously good stuff.
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That would be true... by
on 2015-02-27 19:18:00 UTC
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If, indeed, it was pizza.
As opposed to some American alleged-cheese dumped on top of lukewarm tomato paste.
Protip: if even British people are calling your food bad, it might be an idea to crack open the ol' Beeton and try something else. -
You're right. That does sound terrible. by
on 2015-02-27 20:14:00 UTC
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It also sounds like something we would laugh out of town. (Not to mention it sounds like a vicious lie concocted by a bitter New Yorker. I'm looking at you, Jon Stewart!)
Our pizza is composed of layers of flaky crust, meat, vegetables, mozzarella cheese, and a hearty tomato sauce filled with herbs and spices. It also bakes for almost an hour, so if you get lukewarm sauce on top, they're doing it wrong.
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Now that's weird. by
on 2015-03-02 15:12:00 UTC
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Every time I read that description, I think the same thing: 'surely putting the crust at the top means everything else will fall off!'.
You're giving a construction list; I'm reading it as a deconstruction list. Fun!
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What you are describing: by
on 2015-03-02 01:00:00 UTC
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Not pizza.
It's a cake you get for someone or something you don't like, like the leaving party for that rancid cockbite from HR that keeps nicking your sandwiches out the fridge.
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on 2015-02-27 20:04:00 UTC
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I dunno where you get your pizza, but if they put American cheese on it, they're doing it wrong. No pizza joint worth their salt, international chain or otherwise, would ever put American cheese on a pizza. That's just wrong. O.o
(Er, you were referring specifically to American cheese and not just any cheese produced in America, right? Cuz lemme tell you, the yellow squares are certainly crap, but if you're insulting all our cheese, the entire state of Wisconsin is gonna have a bone to pick with you.)
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Thems fightin' words. by
on 2015-02-27 19:42:00 UTC
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Where did you get your pizza? I'll bet you anything it's Pizza Hut. Listen, do you go to McDonalds for quality burgers? KFC for quality fried chicken? Dairy Queen for quality anything? No. So if it was an international chain you bought your pizza at, you have a problem.
I am so tempted to find some good pizza joint that will send their pizzas abroad and teach you all why America has mastered putting cheese and tomato sauce on bread. But by that time, it would not be hot and fresh out of the oven, and ruin the point. So, instead, you fly over here, go to New York, and get one of America's best pizzas. -
I'm curious now. by
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What's the difference between proper Italian pizza and the export version? Wikipedia's mostly waffling about specific types of tomato and cheese, which is a non-starter (since that's a quality issue at most). I'm getting a vague impression it's partly about the 'bread' used for the base - the top image on Wiki certainly looks more like a flatbread with toppings than an export-style 'pizza base', and there's a quite mouthwatering description of Sicilian-style pizza as 'essentially focaccia with toppings' - but I'm guessing there's more to it than that?
(Fun fact: the first time I ran across the Italian disdain for American 'pizza' was in Rick Riordan's The Mark of Athena)
O'course, it's a good general assumption that any 'regional' food will be horribly mutilated in other countries. Heaven knows England's most popular dish - Chicken Tikka Masala - bears no resemblance to actual Indian curries (which, having once had one made by a genuine Indian person, are very nice)... for that matter, even Yorkshire Puddings are completely different to actual Yorkshire Puddings unless you make them yourself.
Yeah, that's the key. Shop-bought food is different to homemade. Even something as simple as chips (er, fries, I guess). What a world, etc.
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Quite a few things. by
on 2015-02-27 19:30:00 UTC
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Italians use less sauce then we do, and thinner too. We also have a larger variety of flavors our sauce can be, ranging on the sweet and savory scale, while Italian is usually on the sweeter scale, wherever you would place a fresh tomato on the scale.
America loves toppings. We put darn near anything and everything on our pizzas. Pineapple, ham, sausage, peperoni, bell peppers, hot peppers, steak tips, you name it. If it can be eaten, odds are somebody in America has placed it on a pizza. Italians? Not as such. They do not put near the variety, not amount of meat that we Americans do. What can I say? Bigger is better.
Speaking of bigger is better, the crust. You want to start a fight in America? Tell somebody from Chicago that thin crust is superior, or tell somebody from New York that Chicago style is the best. There will be blood on the streets. Suffice to say, we have a wide opinion over how thick the crust should be. We can almost universally agree though, thicker than Italy's. Theirs is not paper-thin, but in comparison, they are eating communion wafers with cheese.
Aside from that, there are some subtle differences, but if I went further then that, we would be going into the differences between regions of pizza in America. So, suffice to say, there is a bit of difference.
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Also, from personal experience... by
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At least some Italians go all "BURN THE HERETIC" when you even suggest the idea of putting cream instead of tomato sauce.
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Cream? What is this, some sorta French dish? by
on 2015-02-27 22:55:00 UTC
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Get outta here! That's no pizza! That's some kinda corruption of good wholesome food beloved by all peoples! Cream. Does this look like some kinda cheesy bread to slather funky butter onto? No! This is pizza! Tomato or GTFO!
I'm kidding of course. I do know what your are talking about, I've had it, I did enjoy it. It's just... Not pizza, man. Tasty, and would gladly have more, but not pizza. -
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Close enough, I guess.
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Uh, something messed up here. by
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The "motto" of the ad was "Country X. Land of 4", with "country x" replaced by th name of the country the ad was being used in.
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Well by
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I suppose 'people in the PPC longer then me' would have been a better title, but I was sure you were one of the older people in it. Perhaps it's just been a while since I've seen your name and assumed it was a lot longer, haha!
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Well... by
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I joined around May or June 2010, so it will be five years in a few months' time.
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*Than (nm) by
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Well... by
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Apparently I'm oldbie enough to be a PG, so you certainly count.
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*cough* :P by
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Anyway, Sergio Turbo, you're officially an oldbie! *slaps bumper sticker on your forehead*
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My, I'm popular! by
on 2015-02-26 05:17:00 UTC
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Although, I have to say, that Shark-Jumper guy? Totally nuts.
You know, I don't say this kinda stuff about boarders, but in his case, I'll say it. Since his introduction, the board has gone downhill. He has done nothing but spam sharks on this board, and I am sick of it! Yeah, it was cute for, like, the first few posts, but now it has gone way overboard. I hate him. I really do. -
How I feel right now: by
on 2015-02-26 05:19:00 UTC
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Here's my fleet! by
on 2015-02-25 22:13:00 UTC
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What? That's how you call multiple ships, right?
... Okay, I'm sorry. So...
SkarmorySilver/Storme Hawk: OF COURSE! I mean, bird shipping is pretty much something I already do, so...
Alternatively, SkarmorySilver/Iximaz: Because they wrote almost every mission in the last few months.
World-Jumper/Voyd: I swear that one made sense when I thought it out... Uh... They both have a human/nonhuman agent pair? Yeah, let's go with that.
SeaTurtle/Desdendelle: It also made sense when I came up with it... In that case, it's even more embarrassing since that was only a few seconds ago. Maybe it's because of the RP? Yeah, let's go with that (bis).
Iximax/DesDenDelle: Miniship! Well, maybe, if capitalisation minis count.
... Hey, I never said it was a big fleet.
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domirossi/Sergio Turbo by
on 2015-02-26 10:39:00 UTC
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I have no idea if either or both of you are Italian, but for the purposes of this ship, you are.
I expect there to be pasta.
hS -
One out of two. by
on 2015-02-26 16:48:00 UTC
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Domirrosi is French (Corsican, to be exact). Sarge is indeed Italian.
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Well, I do have Italian origins. by
on 2015-02-26 17:25:00 UTC
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And Spanish. And Austrian. And a lot of other stuff. I'm about 1/4 Italian, though. *shrugs*
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Also, hey, new mini-Boarder! by
on 2015-02-26 17:28:00 UTC
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And since they're the last two minis created, I ship ScarmorySilver and Domirrosi.
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Yeah, but Corsica's closer to Italy than France. by
on 2015-02-26 16:56:00 UTC
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Corsica/Italy is my new OTP. ^_^
Though I see that on Planet Voronoi, Corsica goes to Monaco instead.
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It is also worth mentioning... by
on 2015-02-26 18:06:00 UTC
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That Pasquale Paoli (called by the New Yorker "the greatest man who ever lived") fought a bloody and protracted guerrilla war against French rule and frequently opined that the Corsican people were Italianate. =]
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... Though not Genoese. So, he fought for independence. by
on 2015-02-26 18:24:00 UTC
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We technically had de-facto independence for 14 years, but then, Genoa sold Corsica to France to pay off some debts, and they invaded. (Well, they had tried calling the Holy Roman Empire for help before that, but then the battle of Calenzana happened, and...)
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Minis by
on 2015-02-25 22:36:00 UTC
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Of all of the ways my handle was misspelled you got for the semi-canonical miscapitalisation?
(Semi-canonical because I think I use it somewhere.)
What about Dresden? Or Desdenelle? -
HA! I knew I read it in some mission! by
on 2015-02-25 22:38:00 UTC
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(And now, I'm imagining a Boarder/Mini-Boarder ship. ಠ_ಠ)
Sure, why not Desdenelle. -
domirossi/Edhelistar. by
on 2015-02-25 22:26:00 UTC
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I dunno, your names are fun to say.
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I blame my lack of imagination regarding names. by
on 2015-02-25 22:39:00 UTC
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But hey, at least, it's funny to see people try to pronounce it. (The correct pronounciation is with an accentuated open second O, Italian-style. *shrugs*)
(Still haven't found a name for one of my potential agents, and using a terribly unimaginative one for the other one. Well, to be fair, he's a self-insert and chose that name in-universe.)
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Oops, my bad. by
on 2015-02-25 22:50:00 UTC
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Sorry, Edhelistar! *offers apology brownies*
And YES, I was guessing right about the pronunciation! -
Well, I did... by
on 2015-02-25 23:28:00 UTC
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Buut, I also said that my genderbent version Ellethistar could be used instead of myself.
(Funny trivia: My genderbent self looks like Korra with green hair and glasses. XD) -
I am down with being shipped! by
on 2015-02-25 20:53:00 UTC
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Ship fics are fun! I have no requirements. However, I do have a "challenge" of sorts. Feel free to ignore it for humor.
You all know how much I love ponies. Perhaps to an absurd degree. For my challenge, you cannot use mlp at all in the shipping. However, again, if you found a way for it to be funny, please, use pony humor. Just... Consider it bonus points if you manage to ship me properly without using my love for little ponies.
Now, do I want to ship anybody... Hmm...
ScarmorySilver/Storme Hawk - Because love is for the birds!
Huinesoron/Kaitlyn - Because I need to make up for what the Knight Jumper said in Plort.
Scapegrace/shark - Because now I can't get the idea of a Tsundere Shark shipping out of my head. -
Mini-agent alert! *pats ScarmorySilver* by
on 2015-02-26 14:44:00 UTC
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I'll get this little guy to SkarmorySilver ASAP, all right?
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You're giving me ideas. by
on 2015-02-25 21:02:00 UTC
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World-Jumper x Shark because sharks. Also, World-Jumper x shank because it rhymes.
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World-Jumper/An actual shark would be... Interesting. (nm) by
on 2015-02-25 21:35:00 UTC
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Mother of God... by
on 2015-02-25 22:42:00 UTC
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MLP sharks. They are a thing.
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BRING ME THE PURPLE ONE! I DEMAND TWILIGHT SHARKLE! (nm) by
on 2015-02-25 23:07:00 UTC
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Ask and you shall receve: by
on 2015-02-25 23:26:00 UTC
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Oh, I've got something special planned for you... by
on 2015-02-25 23:44:00 UTC
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No, not that. Go away, Damien.
But yeah, there's bound to be somewhere nearby where a pastel-coloured shark can frolic with abandon. And lookit! Lookit the cute!
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D: Why would you do that! by
on 2015-02-25 23:50:00 UTC
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Poor sharkie!
In all seriousness though, I am rather impressed with that art piece. I can't imagine how much formaldehyde that took. Very interesting. -
If it's any consolation, it was already dead. by
on 2015-02-26 00:35:00 UTC
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Now he can forever make the omnomnom face at beret-wearers in an art gallery. Livin' the dream. =]
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SWEET CELESTIA, WHAT. by
on 2015-02-25 22:59:00 UTC
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I nearly fell out of my chair laughing. Dear Rowling.
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Far more where that came from. by
on 2015-02-25 23:39:00 UTC
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And a pony shark!
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My sides hurt from laughing! (nm) by
on 2015-02-26 00:17:00 UTC
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So, does that mean you will be writing me X shark? (nm) by
on 2015-02-26 00:22:00 UTC
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World-Jumper/sharks, everyone! (nm) by
on 2015-02-26 00:58:00 UTC
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Still a better love story than Twilight (nm) by
on 2015-02-26 01:12:00 UTC
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And Twilight is better love story than 50 Shades of Gray. (nm) by
on 2015-02-26 03:42:00 UTC
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Define "Love" in that case. by
on 2015-02-26 05:21:00 UTC
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I agree Twilight is a better story then 50 shades, but calling 50 shades a love story? I don't know...
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Again... by
on 2015-02-26 09:32:00 UTC
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What do people expect? Fifty Shades is Twilight badfic.
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So it will be World-Jumper x Bruce? by
on 2015-02-26 01:04:00 UTC
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Bruce? Liking me? by
on 2015-02-26 01:09:00 UTC
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Well, you know the saying: by
on 2015-02-26 02:31:00 UTC
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Boarders are lovers, not food.
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Har. Seriously though. by
on 2015-02-26 01:04:00 UTC
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If somebody does not write me/sharks in the upcoming shipfest, I will be be very dissapoint.
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I guess you can say this thread... by
on 2015-02-26 01:08:00 UTC
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...has jumped the shark. *puts on sunglasses* *is shot*
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*Throws him to the sharks* (nm) by
on 2015-02-26 01:38:00 UTC
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If you delve deep enough into the Internet... by
on 2015-02-25 22:45:00 UTC
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Everything is a thing. But you probably already know that.
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Indeed. The best kind of interesting. by
on 2015-02-25 21:46:00 UTC
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*Looks at picture* by
on 2015-02-25 21:15:00 UTC
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Oh, she kinda looks like human!Rarity. Shorter hair, but kinda pretty. Yeah, I could be down with that.
*reads article*
That's a dude!?
And his hair is... tentacles? Um. Well. Considering the nature of shipping... This might not end well. -
So... tempting... by
on 2015-02-25 21:19:00 UTC
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I will not state the obvious. I will not state the obvious. I WILL NOT STATE THE OBVIOUS!
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Oh, just say it. You know you want to. (nm) by
on 2015-02-25 21:22:00 UTC
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There are no women in Yu-Gi-Oh. by
on 2015-02-25 21:29:00 UTC
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There are only incredibly girly men!
... is that right/what you were after?
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Nah, my comment was more... by
on 2015-02-25 21:30:00 UTC
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'my brain fell in the gutter at the mention of tentacles but I shouldn't make the NSFW joke'.
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I knew it! by
on 2015-02-25 21:36:00 UTC
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Don't worry, I had the exact same thought. I've seen enough... anime... to know where this is going.
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Whatsamattawitchoo? by
on 2015-02-25 22:18:00 UTC
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Scared of bein'... eaten?
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With how much I've been posting sharks, I guess not. by
on 2015-02-25 22:24:00 UTC
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Never thought of myself as a vore kinda guy though. *sigh* Add another to the list, I guess.
(If there are people who don't know what vore is, basically, it's fantasizing over being eaten/eating somebody. In a pleasurable way. It is weird, definitely not my thing, but relatively harmless.) -
My ships... by
on 2015-02-25 19:41:00 UTC
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Storme Hawk/SkarmorySilver, because I always think they're the same person for some reason. Dang birds. :P
Iximax/Huinsoren, a ship between minis because minis need love too.
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As a general rule... by
on 2015-02-25 22:12:00 UTC
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...I usually prefer to be paired with Boarders whom I've gotten to know on a personal level, typically by co-writing with them. This would kinda preclude me/Storme, and I get the sense that the two of us are constantly being shipped just because both of our usernames include a bird of some sort.
THAT SAID, assuming Storme has permission (and given that he does have agents listed in his user page on the Wiki, I'm guessing he does), I'd be happy to collab with him once I come out of all of my school and job-searching stuff. Especially since my upcoming DIC team will be taking on a lot of video-game continua. Apparently, we're not just birds, but gamers as well! -
SkarmorySilver/Al's Waiter. by
on 2015-02-26 06:37:00 UTC
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SkarmorySilver/Kaitlyn
SkarmorySilver/Araeph
SkarmorySilver/Shadow
YOUR PREFERENCES MATTER NOT. ALL SHALL FALL BEFORE THE POWER OF SHIPPING.
"And now the Shipping Forecast, issued by the Lust Office on behalf of the Partytime and Funguard Agency..."
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One problem: by
on 2015-02-26 09:35:00 UTC
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We couldn't find where we put the CD with Lillibulero on it, so we had to use this instead.
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And sorry for not seeing your post. by
on 2015-02-25 22:51:00 UTC
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It got a bit lost in all that red. >_
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Only indirectly because birds. by
on 2015-02-25 22:48:00 UTC
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Sorry about that, though. It's more about the confusing you two than the you both being birds thing, though that would be why I confuse you two. Am I making sense? Probably not. I can't words today, apparently.
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Oh, come on, you know you love it! by
on 2015-02-25 22:18:00 UTC
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Just look at these two love birds!
Well, those are actual lovebirds, but my point stands! -
Like I said... by
on 2015-02-25 22:45:00 UTC
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I'll defer my judgement until Storme and I actually get to know each other, but if everyone wants to put us together, then I'll be cool with it!
Storme, may I ask what are your thoughts on this pairing, and if it would be acceptable for us to co-write a mission if we get the time? -
Well... by
on 2015-02-26 09:52:00 UTC
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I'm cool with it,
Yeah, I'd be happy to co-write a mission at some point, although saying that I've still got 3 solo missions in various stages of completeness (which is to say, not very complete) and a co-write with Herr Wozzeck to finish up, so it'll be interesting to see what gets finished first. -
Good to know! by
on 2015-03-01 04:43:00 UTC
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As soon as I get my IRL stuff done and my agents ready, I'll flag a badfic down for the two of us and send you an e-mail! :)
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Go right ahead! by
on 2015-02-25 17:44:00 UTC
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I can be shipped with anyone, so go right ahead!
And... for some reason, Voyd/Iximaz? I'm not sure why but you two are kinda linked together in my head. Also SkarmorySilver/World-Jumper, for being the last two people to make RPs on the Other Board. -
Re: Go right ahead! by
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I just realized that a case could be made for me and any of the returnbies, because returnbies.
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Meh, it seems like everyone's shipping me. by
on 2015-02-25 22:53:00 UTC
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I'm just the Draco Malfoy of the PPC this year, I guess!
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It was going to happen anyway by
on 2015-02-26 12:14:00 UTC
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Iximaz/The entire board - with the way things were going it was already going to happen. I just went ahead and put it out there.
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Wow, TheShyIon and I are really getting around! by
on 2015-02-26 12:18:00 UTC
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*puts on Little Black Dress* *looks at leather pants* Mm... Nah, that'd just be another thing to have to take off... you know, later. *tosses hair*
(I just tried tossing my hair. It's too short to wok. I just got a lot of weird looks.) -
Uh...why did you try to cook your hair? by
on 2015-02-28 01:32:00 UTC
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(Pay close attention to the second sentence in your parenthetical.)
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*tears of laughter* (nm) by
on 2015-02-28 04:17:00 UTC
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Hm, Draco Malfoy, Draco Malfoy... by
on 2015-02-25 23:30:00 UTC
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Ah, yes. Here, you gotta wear those Leather Pants. Who's gonna be Ron the Death Eater?
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Prolly me. by
on 2015-02-25 23:46:00 UTC
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After all, I am evil. Just ask Iximaz about the Notary's real backstory one of these days. =]
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You don't qualify, then. by
on 2015-02-26 19:25:00 UTC
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After all, Ron the Death Eater is a good guy that gets bashed/turned evil/etc for no good reason. Like Ron and his family.
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Allow me to drag out one of my most favorite pictures of all by
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Sweet baby Rassilon, is it sad. by
on 2015-02-26 00:38:00 UTC
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But I'm under the Implied Confidentiality of the Sounding Board, so that's all I'll say. ^_~
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firemagic/Edhelistar! by
on 2015-02-25 17:46:00 UTC
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Because he just gave me a Lava Cookie... and lava, fire... you know.
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I won't mind being shipped... (however unlikely that is) by
on 2015-02-25 16:45:00 UTC
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... as long is not in a slash pairing.
Regarding shipping others, well I'm kind of boring with that. Ships-canon-pairings level of boring. I have only shipped one non-canon pairing in all history of fandom and I'm still on that ship despite it being deader than Disco.
Therefore my shippings are:
Huinesoron/Kaitlyn
Neshomeh/Phobos
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Pff, "likely." by
on 2015-02-25 16:53:00 UTC
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Just for that:
Edhelistar/Huinesoron, because Elvish usernames. Throw in Elcalion if he's around, too.
(I have no idea what gender you are, but I assumed female. Sorry if I was wrong.)
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Swan Ships by
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would be the logical name for an all-Elvish-username ship, no?
Elcalion, who doesn't mind being shipped either. -
Drat, you just threadjacked me. by
on 2015-02-25 16:55:00 UTC
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THREAD? BRING OUT THE DRAGONS
How about Neshomeh/Huinesoron and Phobos/Kaitlin? That should be self-explanatory. ;) -
Hehe. by
on 2015-02-25 16:58:00 UTC
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I find it amusing that we had the same thought, but guessed differently about Edhelistar's gender.
Yup. I'm pretty sure the four of us had a married-folk orgy one year, too. }= D
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I thought that was the plan for the next Gathering? by
on 2015-02-26 10:53:00 UTC
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[Ducks; Covers; Runs]
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*snort* by
on 2015-02-26 16:01:00 UTC
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Well, Phobos and I do hope to return to the UK for our five-year anniversary, so if you've got the bed space to spare... ^_~
(No, I am not seriously agreeing to an actual orgy, good grief. {X D )
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There's always bed space when you stack vertically! by
on 2015-02-26 16:42:00 UTC
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(What, no? I never would have guessed. ^_^ So you're suggesting some sort of turn-taking arrangement stop no don't hurt me!)
Oh, yeah, you came to the Old Country and we completely failed to bother you with a Gathering, didn't we? We'll have to rectify that next time. Though, uh...
... I'm about to embarass myself...
... I just thought 'I wonder when they got married? It can't have been longer ago than 2000 or so... WAIT I MEAN 2010 NO WAIT HELP THE PAST IS OUT TO GET ME'.
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{X D by
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August 2011 is when we got married, so look out for us in the summer of 2016. That is, assuming I get a new job pretty soon and we can actually save up for it.
We didn't really have time to Gather during our honeymoon, since most of it was spent on a cruise ship. We were only in London for a couple nights before we had to run off to catch the boat, and IIRC, nobody could make it in the narrow windows we had in various ports. Y'all are forgiven. {= )
To embarrass myself in turn, when did you and Kaitlyn get married? It was before us, but I don't know how long before. (Certainly not 2000, though! You'd have been like 14 or something; I know I was.)
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October 2008. by
on 2015-02-26 20:26:00 UTC
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And I was... yeah, 14 in 2000. Which was only a few years back! Right?
Captain's Log, Stardate 2015. ... ... ... I feel old.
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Would it make you feel better if we called you Gramps? :P (nm) by
on 2015-02-26 20:37:00 UTC
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*waves cane* Darn kids! Get off my lawn! (nm) by
on 2015-02-26 21:40:00 UTC
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Wait, August? by
on 2015-02-26 18:41:00 UTC
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Please tell me it was the 15th. If it was, I'll die laughing.
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Nope; the 6th. Sorry! (nm) by
on 2015-02-26 19:57:00 UTC
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Aw, so close! by
on 2015-02-26 20:01:00 UTC
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The 15th is when my parents got married. it would have been hilarious if you guys shared the date.
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You just missed the perfect opportunity! by
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*sighs and rubs temples*
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Well... by
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They're not quite as fun if you're tall. If I had a dollar for every time I've hit my head when I get up too fast, I'd be able to buy a soda from a vending machine! (Apart from that, they're still amazing.)
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Seriously, 'get up too fast'? by
on 2015-02-26 20:24:00 UTC
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You're totally in on this bunk-bed orgy. Iximaz did say you two are canon, right? That means we're even sticking to a theme!
Of course, the bunk-bed means I have to ask everyone this question in the most deliberately-ambiguous way possible:
Top or bottom?
XD
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I've always preferred... by
on 2015-02-26 21:37:00 UTC
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The bottom bunk. For spiffy cave/secret fort purposes. And, sure, top has a nice view, but it's so much work going up and down! *eg*
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[Strange choking sounds] by
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Personally, I've always thought it was best to swap over occasionally. That way, you get all the advantages - even if it can be quite a, uh, scramble to make the switch.
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Well, I like the top by
on 2015-02-26 22:31:00 UTC
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Because mom won't allow bunk beds in the house. Says they're too dangerous. Plus I love climbing, so that's an added bonus!
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Well. by
on 2015-02-26 20:57:00 UTC
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So many choices... Guess I'll go with top! And yeah, we're a few days shy of 7 months canon now. Besides, the top bunk has a MUCH better view for this sort of thing.
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Though we're much too young to get up to that sort of thing.
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I challenge thee in Smash for top bunk. (nm) by
on 2015-02-26 20:58:00 UTC
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*cracks knuckles* Bring it on! (nm) by
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Results by
on 2015-02-26 21:19:00 UTC
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It seems my Wario was inched out by Iximaz's Zelda for control of the top bunk. Well played, my dear... But beware the perils of random pokes and stealing the ladder from below. :P
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'Random--' Nah, too easy. (nm) by
on 2015-02-27 12:31:00 UTC
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Speaking of that... by
on 2015-02-26 11:10:00 UTC
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When/where might it be? I'll be a poor college student in about six months, so I could make it to Chicago, most likely. I'd have to wait another three years before London. Studying abroad in Canterbury, f**k yeah!
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This is my 'barely contained laughter' face. by
on 2015-02-26 11:19:00 UTC
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I don't think you meant 'that' to refer back to a hypothetical orgy, did you? XD Only your exp**tive kind of supports the idea that you did...
Sorry, sorry. Ahem. This is me looking composed. Gatherings are fairly ad-hoc, and often come about when someone's travelling close to someone else. So you could probably negotiate with the other Americans to throw a Chicago Gathering any time; ditto would go for a UK one (we threw one for I think Araeph on about two weeks' notice).
Canterbury, huh? Is that a confirmed thing, or just an option you could theoretically take? I've not actually heard, uh... anything about the University of Canterbury at any point... which Google confirms is because there isn't one. ^_^ Canterbury Christ Church or Kent?
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Kent. by
on 2015-02-26 11:40:00 UTC
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(And yes, the double meaning was intentional.)
If everything works out, then I'll be going to Kent in 2018. Right now it's theoretical, but my parents have been saving money and apparently not many students from my school do the program (programme? :P ) I want to do, so I think I have a good shot of getting in. Studying English in England? Who ever would think of such a crazy thing! -
Uni, huh. by
on 2015-02-26 18:59:00 UTC
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I might end up in London sometime in 2016/17 because the Hebrew University of Jerusalem, where I might or might not study law, has an International Law exchange programme that sends its students to study in London.
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Noooo! by
on 2015-02-26 19:08:00 UTC
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We'd be missing each other by like two years! That's a lot when you're still a wee little kiddie like myself.
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Well... by
on 2015-02-26 19:22:00 UTC
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You can always come visit us in the blisteringly-hot, terrorist-filled, way-too-overpriced desert that is Israel.
(Israel is about half desert, the winters can be pretty cold, and it's more probable that you'll die in a car crash rather in a terrorist attack, but yeah.) -
I might just take you up on that. by
on 2015-02-26 21:01:00 UTC
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Despite my mom's misgivings, my dad's been to Israel before and he enjoyed it there. Naturally, it made me curious.
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Hey, you're an American, after all... by
on 2015-02-27 00:02:00 UTC
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Might be nice to see where your money goes. =]
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Well, by
on 2015-02-26 22:15:00 UTC
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there's a lot to see here, the people are warm - if not very polite - and if you like sun you'll love the weather here.
That said, that's about as off-topic as it gets, so if there's anything you want to ask, drop me a mail (sur DOT nhm AT gmail DOT com). -
No. by
on 2015-02-26 13:07:00 UTC
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No, that can't be right. You cannot be coming to the place where I live. I must be mishearing you. Misreading. Whatever. There's no way that that's happening, right?
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You're joking. by
on 2015-02-26 13:38:00 UTC
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You seriously live in Canterbury?? Oh my goodness, we will continue this conversation via email. TELL ME EVERYTHING! :D
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In my User page in the wiki and intrduction thread I said... by
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... male. Though I don't mind being genderbent for the purpose of ships. In fact one my oldest characters is just a green-haired genderbent version of myself.
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Yay, I was right! What's my prize? :P (nm) by
on 2015-02-25 17:15:00 UTC
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A Lava Cookie! (nm) by
on 2015-02-25 17:17:00 UTC
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Well, there goes my Edhelistar/Huinesoron pairing. by
on 2015-02-25 16:53:00 UTC
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...unless I've been wrong and you're a girl? Oh dear, I can't remember. *ashamed*
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-Crazed laughter- by
on 2015-02-25 15:37:00 UTC
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Let the madness reign!
(Go ahead and ship me.)
Let's see, let's see:
-Iximaz x PC (makes sense in my head, but not anywhere else).
-Iximaz x Iximax (minishipping ho).
-Iximaz x Scapegrace (name-changes).
-Scapegrace x Hieronymus Graubart (The other Culture people).
-Hieronymus Graubart x Herr Wozzeck (both connected to Germany in my head).
-Huinesoron x Elven languages (no idea how that will work. Why are you asking?).
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*tosses hair* by
on 2015-02-25 16:24:00 UTC
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It's just bacause I'm so faaabulous, dahling!
And shouldn't the minishipping be Izimax/Iximax? Did you just make a mini-mini? -
-Salutes- by
on 2015-02-25 19:11:00 UTC
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No, mini-shipping as in shipping you with a mini, not shipping minis together. Though, that said, the worse Cargo Ship ever: Huinesoron x the Elven Feet Pole.
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Mini-mini? by
on 2015-02-25 16:37:00 UTC
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MINCEPTION!
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They're 20% smaller than the regular minis! (nm) by
on 2015-02-25 16:39:00 UTC
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This amuses me by
on 2015-02-25 15:00:00 UTC
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I've never had any love life to speak of (I did have an IRL date last year, but it didn't work out), so I'm not sure if shipping me with another Boarder would be worth anyone's time to be honest. If I had to reccommend any partners for me, though, I'd go with eatpraylove and Iximaz, both of which I got to know via collabs. A close second pick, as a few of you have guessed, is Herr-Wozzeck, whose writing was one of the reasons for my joining the PPC in the first place; if he ever comes back I would like to co-write with him as well.
Probably not Storme Hawk, though. Don't know him on a personal level despite us being birds and all. And I honestly have no idea why hS would be referred to as a bird, either.
Between other Boarders, I'd probably go with Neshomeh/Tungsten Monk and Caddy/Miah, both of which have again co-written some really good stuff. -
'Soron' is Quenya for 'eagle'. (nm) by
on 2015-02-25 15:13:00 UTC
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Ah. Hm. by
on 2015-02-25 14:11:00 UTC
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Shipping... yeah. That subject I usually have a 15-yard restraining order against. And it's of real people this time.
You can toss me into this dish, but don't complain if your VoydxWhoever ship salad is bitter.
That metaphor made more sense in my head. Anyway, I don't have any Boarder ships that aren't already dating/married. -
Yet another note by
on 2015-02-27 02:06:00 UTC
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Any story featuring me miiiiiight just blow up in my face.
Full disclosure: I've been on exactly one date. The girl then went to medical school and was obscenely busy for a year. When I got back to her months later, she had a boyfriend. I now suspect that she may have been messing with me for a while. Thus my self-doubt regarding romance. -
Note that I am okay with being shipped. by
on 2015-02-26 02:47:00 UTC
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Also note that I probably won't be part of the actual Shipfest. I haven't the foggiest idea of how this whole "romance" thingamajabber works, so don't expect any such stories from me.
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Oh, that's easy. by
on 2015-02-26 10:23:00 UTC
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Lacksidacksical looked at OlderThanThou. "You're hot," she said.
"So are you," said OlderThanThou. "We should do the sex."
"Okay," said Lacksidacksical.
And then they did the sex.
The shipfest involves deliberately ridiculous, over-the-top, wildly-inaccurate, or otherwise non-realistic portrayals of PPC Boarders. One of my favourite shipfics of all time is one of the very first - Night Sprinkles on a Doomed Fate by Twiggy. Wanna guess how much of it is accurate?
(None. None of it is accurate.)
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Uh, scuze me. by
on 2015-02-26 18:07:00 UTC
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Are you claiming I am not the most beautiful, tall, slim, fair, pointy-eared, lavender/cobalt-eyed maiden you've ever seen? Are you claiming my body does *not* surpass that of Christina Aguilera?
You wouldn't be claiming that. -
Wow, almost missed you among all the red! by
on 2015-02-26 19:41:00 UTC
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*offers a plate of SPaGhetti* Good to see you again!
*shoves a mic in your face* So, Kaitlyn, you've been made an honorary PG! What are you going to do next? ;)
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Well, not to brag . . . by
on 2015-03-02 06:36:00 UTC
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. . . but I do live a life of high adventure. Got a lot of packed lunches and laundry and stuff scheduled in *this very day*. Again, not to make anyone jealous, but the life of an honorary PG is very glamorous indeed. ;)
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Been doing all right. by
on 2015-03-02 11:23:00 UTC
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Enjoying my last year (mostly) free of responsibility while I can. College in six months? Where did my childhood go?! Luckily, I got almost all the AP classes I wanted to take out of the way in tenth and eleventh grade, so I have hardly any homework this year. Means lots of free time for writing. :)
Of course, when teachers assign projects, they seem to do it all at once. It's a conspiracy, I tells ya! -
No, no, all that stuff's accurate. by
on 2015-02-26 18:58:00 UTC
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I meant it's inaccurate because it claims I asked you to marry me. ^_~
Also you would never name a cat Moonlight.
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Hm by
on 2015-02-26 13:03:00 UTC
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The only parodic thing I can think of... uh, it may or may not expose me as a cynic.
Voyd said to (girl X) "Hey! Wanna start a relationship that may or may not lead to sexual congress?"
The only response was a shoe in his face. He spent the next half-hour beating his head against a wall for being such a blunt idiot.
... yeah. Romance is really not something I can see myself doing, not successfully anyway. -
Oh my goodness, my sides! XD by
on 2015-02-26 12:11:00 UTC
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Bravo, Twiggy! Yes, yes, it's old. I don't care. This is a work of art!
Which reminds me, I need to show foofooman3 "Huinesoron's Very Odd Day"... -
Willing to be shipped! by
on 2015-02-25 12:20:00 UTC
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My real life is devoid of romantic love and I would like to live vicariously through other people's ideas.
In addition to this, I will endeavour to put the ship to music. Why? Just 'cause. =]
(would shipping music be a shanty idek)
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hS/Iximaz
I see this as kind of a mentoring-related ship, with the rise of someone to greatness as their lover looks on, proud as can be of how far they've come.
Theme:- We's runnin' a classy joint here, see? Nyeah.
Storme Hawk/SkarmorySilver
birb birb birb birb birb birb birb birb BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB-
Theme:- BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB okay you get the point
SkarmorySilver/Herr Wozzeck
Our resident purveyors of missions that go on for-bleedin'-ever. They like it loooooong~ >;oD
Theme: Geddit?
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That's the name of the song, thanks (nm) by
on 2015-02-25 17:03:00 UTC
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Revenge ship! by
on 2015-02-25 13:18:00 UTC
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hS/Scapegrace. Scapegrace would so be a tsundere. ;)
(I had this weird hero-worship complex of the oldbies when I first joined, so you're not too far off the mark, actually.) -
Tsundere you say? by
on 2015-02-25 19:59:00 UTC
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It- it's not like I have a subreddit full of these. B-baka! -
I know. I was there, remember? =] by
on 2015-02-25 13:38:00 UTC
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Also, hS, what is the equivalent Sindarin term for b-baka? =]
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Try 'pennauth'. by
on 2015-02-25 14:11:00 UTC
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It's a compound which would literally mean 'thoughtless', which is quite close to 'fool'. You could also have 'pengolu', 'wisdomless'.
Neither of them are quite as pithy as the Japanese, sadly. How about 'ungely', 'without any lore'? Of course, that's pronounced 'OON-gelly', rather than with the English 'un' sound, but it does look like...
... actually, it looks like a Northern or Scottish dialect term. "Aye, he's a bit ungely, if you know what I mean...'
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Oh dear... by
on 2015-02-25 15:05:00 UTC
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Now you've made me think about writing a crackfic crossover between The Lord Of The Rings and Last Of The Summer Wine.
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My list by
on 2015-02-25 12:15:00 UTC
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I did it for Shipfest.
World-Jumper/Iximaz - co-write
Iximaz/Her pencil - canon
SeaTurtle/PoorCynic - first two I thought of
Darkotas/Phobos - World of Warcraft
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I am ok with being shipped (nm) by
on 2015-02-26 19:39:00 UTC
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Yay Shipfest! by
on 2015-02-25 11:26:00 UTC
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I'm cool being shipped with anyone! Okie, parings...
Iximaz/Darkotas- Canon
Darkotas/foofooman3- Brocrushin'
foofooman3/TheShyIon- both my siblings (just in different senses)
SkarmorySilver/World-Jumper- both guys I've done co-wrires with
SkarmorySilver/eatpraylove- they had a nice co-write
Desdendelle/Neshomeh- they both love tea
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Re: Yay Shipfest! by
on 2015-02-26 19:47:00 UTC
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Replying to announce my shipping eligibility! I still like the canon pairing best, though. :)
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Re: Yay Shipfest! by
on 2015-02-28 00:02:00 UTC
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SkarmorySilver/Darkotas? Because Darkotas sounds like a pokemon name, though Google informs me it isn't.
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If you must know.... by
on 2015-02-28 01:45:00 UTC
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It's the name of my Warlock in World of Warcraft, and I decided to use it as my online handle for a number of things. If I was a Pokèmon, though... I'd be a Ghost/Dark type! (Despite both of those being quite far from my actual personality.)
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Fire away by
on 2015-02-25 11:16:00 UTC
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AKA I'm willing to ship and be shipped.
And on that note, a return from last year Storme Hawk/hS, 'cos bird shipping (also if you want more of an excuse we're the first two people to reply to this). -
More Ships by
on 2015-02-25 17:14:00 UTC
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hS/sjosten/TheShyIon/Caddy-Shack/Gigglet/Data Junkie/Iximaz (delete as appropriate if people don't want to be shipped) For those who may have taken Shipverse: Inhibitions a bit too seriously.
Neshomeh/Fish Custard/EileenAlphabet/Voyd/eatpraylove/sjosten/DawnFire/World-Jumper/Iximaz/Desdendelle/SkarmorySilver/Darkotas/dragon master 7/firemagic (delete as appropriate if people don't want to be shipped) Something goes wrong (or is it right?) at the first PPC fic awards.
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Bringing her around for a broadside. by
on 2015-03-02 09:30:00 UTC
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AKA one more ship AKA the ship to end all ships (from me)
Iximaz/TheShyIon/hS/Storme Hawk/Desdendelle/JulyFlame/Darkotas/firemagic/foofooman3/Scapegrace/World-Jumper/Voyd/Kaitlyn/Neshomeh/Elcalion/domirossi/Caddy-Shack/Sergio Turbo/Phobos/VixenMage\Hieronymus Graubart\Pretzel\SeaTurtle
AKA everyone who's posted on the ship thread and hasn't (at the time of this post) said they don't mind who they're paired with (unless I've missed a post somewhere, it's a long thread, in which case sorry).
Storme Hawk
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Speaking of logical extremes... by
on 2015-03-02 12:48:00 UTC
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Iximaz x everyone and everything. Since she really gets around.
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Me/Luxury. Because I'm her now, I guess. :P (nm) by
on 2015-03-02 12:54:00 UTC
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Iximaz x Iximaz woo selfcest by
on 2015-03-02 14:39:00 UTC
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I think my brain is slowly melting.
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Me/alternate universe Iximaz? (nm) by
on 2015-03-02 16:27:00 UTC
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Nah, that's too complicated. Just a clone. (nm) by
on 2015-03-02 20:56:00 UTC
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I haven't the foggiest. by
on 2015-03-02 17:21:00 UTC
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I posted that while under the influence of the Sillies.
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Hey, I made it to 51 on Shipverse before I got bored! by
on 2015-02-25 19:32:00 UTC
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;)
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You haven't been shipped enough. by
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I now declare you shipped with every single Boarder. All at once. >D
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Wait... by
on 2015-02-25 19:46:00 UTC
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Wouldn't that mean that you're just shipping the entire Board together, then?
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Huh, I guess so. Oh, well! ^-^ (nm) by
on 2015-02-25 19:55:00 UTC
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Revenge-ship! by
on 2015-02-25 19:13:00 UTC
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Storme Hawk x the Irish Samurai (is he even around any more?) because I always confuse the two in my head.
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My ships. by
on 2015-02-25 10:29:00 UTC
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(This list was created over the last, oh, fifteen minutes; I'm sure I can come up with others)
Kaitlyn/Iximaz/Desdendelle/PoorCynic - our new PGs.
Kaitlyn/JulyFlame - the two non-voting Barons of Plort
Huinesoron/Kaitlyn - canon
SkarmorySilver/Iximaz - our two ridiculously prolific writers/Pokemon agent users
PoorCynic/Phobos - theirloveissoconcrit
Neshomeh/Phobos - also canon
Iximaz/TheShyIon - Big-and-Little-Sib Ship (Sibcest?)
Kaitlyn/VixenMage - well, I ship it. ^^
Kaitlyn/VixenMage/Araeph/Techno-Dann - the inactive Permission Givers
Caddy-Shack/Miah - cowriter ship!
Desdendelle/Neshomeh - this ship is a tea clipper
Hieronymus Graubart/SkarmorySilver - very loooong names
SkarmorySilver/The ShyIon/EileenAlphabet/SeaTurtle - CamelCaseShip
bluefa02/foofooman3 - theirloveissoalphanumeric
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Goodness. I see what you're doing there. (nm) by
on 2015-02-26 05:09:00 UTC
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Does spacing spawn a Mini-Boarder? by
on 2015-02-25 19:33:00 UTC
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If so... hello, The ShyIon!
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Um... possibly. ^_^ Sorry. by
on 2015-02-26 10:42:00 UTC
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TheShyIon/an actual shy ion. Probably something like manganese VII; it's got a lovely pink blush to it.
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I support this ship. :D by
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As long as it is a giant shy ion; I would not want to lose it. And not dangerously radioactive. For obvious reasons. :D
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Now that reminds me of Howard's song. by
on 2015-02-26 14:10:00 UTC
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"You're like uranium 235 and I'm uranium 238/ Almost inseparable isotopes."
Drat, I've got it stuck in my head.
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Asking the Board's opinion about a character by
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I have an Agent idea that was inspired by a comment from Neshomeh, but since this character is kinda powerful, I decided to throw it to the Board-folks for review and, if necessary; correction or destruction. But first a little back-story.
This character was created for areally badoriginal continuum that I created at least ten years ago, probably more; that, in retrospective; was pretty much a ripoff of the DC Universe, but this character was special, because in a world of ripoffs, this one was the ultimate: This character was a 15-years old red-haired literal clone of the then Kara Zor-El/Supergirl! Other than that, the character had little personality or history (and full access to her full Kryptonian powers, despite the fact she was teen and a clone on top of that!), and aside from the codenames Kryptogirl and Project-K, she had no true name. Eventually, I got fed-up with this Sue-continuum, and was retconned it into oblivion.
But here’s the thing: This “Kryptogirl” despite being “born” and grown in this continuum , technically wasn’t a native from it, as a clone of Supergirl, she was technically a native from the DC Universe New Earth-continuum (Post-Crisis/Pre-New52). So, instead of being assimilated into the canon, she was just expelled to Limbo (In other words; Krytonians do not exist in my original continuum, it wouldn’t be “original” if they did.).
So, my idea is to rescue this character from Limbo, bring her personality, powers and abilities closer to what was canon at the time in the DCU, give her the name “Katya” and recruit her for the Department of Improbable Crossovers.
So her powers will be left as:
*Solar Energy Absorption (Like all canon Kryptonians she has no upper limit to how much energy can hold, though at the start she will have none, due to a prolonged lack of sunlight exposure during her long stay in Limbo and stay in the PPC HQ).
**Kryptonian Physiology (Powers under this header will be severely limited due to her physiological immaturity, though she probably still has them, as a example I could use the canon clone Superboy/Kon-El/Conner Kent, he was able to keep up for a while with the Eradicator, and survived being shocked with a three-phase power transformer. So probably, in this case; she would be at the power level of Spiderman or, at best; Aquaman.)
***Superhuman Strength
**** Super Jump
***Superhuman Speed
**** Superhuman Reflexes
***Superhuman Stamina
***Superhuman Durability
***Superhuman Senses (Very Limited, probably near useless.)
**** X-ray Vision / other EMS Visions
**** Telescopic Vision
**** Microscopic Vision
***Healing Factor
***Heat Vision (She won’t able to use this one more than a few seconds, because since it uses a lot of Solar Energy, it would be cost prohibitive for her. Also she cannot control it very well.)
**Bio-Electric Aura (Her main power. Is a psionic aura that floats a few millimeters above her skin, this is the reason she has to use form-fitting clothes.)
***Nigh-Invulnerability (Her bio-electric psionic aura subconsciously protects her from injury coming from physical assaults and some energy types. She can also extend it to protect others.)
***Tactile Telekinesis (She can use the aura subconsciously to prevent large objects she lifts to crumble under their weight around her human-sized hands, it also can be used consciously, for a variety of effects, like increased strength, limited hovering/floating, force blasts, etcetera.)
**Flight (Fully fledged flight at high speeds by her own willpower, is subjected to the same limitations of Heat Vision.)
Now, her weaknesses will be:
*Kryptonite Radiation (As per DCU-then-canon, severe poisoning limited to the Kryptonite native to the sub-continua Earth-1 (Pre-Crisis), New Earth(Post-Crisis) and Prime Earth (New52) and their alternate timelines only, Kryptonite from other alternate sub-continua have no visible effect on her.)
*Red sunlight radiation. (Depowers her through the replacement of the empowering one in her cells.)
*Magic. (Because of course! Seriously though, since her powers are biological in nature, she has no defense against magic.)
*Physiological Immaturity (Already touched in the powers part. Her physical powers are very limited.)
**Electricity (Also, since her protective aura is electric in nature, electricity will interfere with it, and since her body is not fully matured, she can be brought down with a sufficiently high voltage.)
*Limited Sunlight Processing (Because of her nature as a Human/Kryptonian Hybrid clone, she can only process sunlight at half the rate that Full Kryptonians do, that makes her burn through her reserves rather quickly and make her very exhausted after a prolonged fight.)
*No Combat Training (Pretty much anyone in her power league will kick her ass, because her lack of training and exercise. )
*Telepathy (Unlike The Man of Steel himself, she has no psychic training, rendering her vulnerable to telepathic assaults.)
(Yes, all above means that Aquaman of all people can effortlessly kick her ass all the way to next sunday.)
She will also be equipped with a Nanoha-verse Output limiter/Device in the form of a bracelet, heavily modified and enchanted with indestructibility and a removal-prevention spell by DCUFA (DC Universe Fanfiction Academy. Yes, I conjured this OFU from thin air, probably I will get around to write it someday.) faculty member Doctor Fate, which magically locks most of her superhuman abilities, except for her Solar Energy Absorption and Weaknesses. This limiter can only be activated and deactivated by voice command from Department Heads and/or her assigned partner Agent (The Department Heads [ie. The Flowers] override the partner though.). The limiter is set to "Active" by default. -
I have some concerns. by
on 2015-02-26 18:16:00 UTC
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First off, I'm not really seeing a true character here. All you've presented to us is a generic archetype with a list of powers. Archetypes are fine when you're in the early stages of drafting a character, but you can't just coast on them. A good character is more than a sentence. A good character is more than a checklist of entries from TV Tropes. You should think of a good character as an actual person, with all the complexities thereof.
I also have some qualms about what you intend this character to be used for. Based on the other posts you've made in this thread, it seems to me that you just want to use Katya as a tool to better go toe-to-toe with superpowered Sues and Stus. I've harped on this before, and I'll probably harp on it again in the future: PPC agents should not be fighting Sues and Stus head on. They're not soldiers and they're not Jason Bourne-esque spies; they win their "fights" through clever thinking and misdirection, not combat.
That's not to say agents with mega-powers can't be written, it just depends on how they are written. That's the true test of a character. I would like to see Katya in a drabble or two, maybe inspired by something off of the Permission prompt list. -
That's pretty much the state I left her 10 years ago... by
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At the time I had no idea of what that "characterization" thing was, I not even knew what a "trope" was or what that "canon" thing was.
I just rescued her from Limbo less than a week ago, made her canon comformant and I'm currently building her personality. In other words, most of this concerns are also my concerns, right now that I know her powers aren't an issue. -
Pro tip: by
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You don't actually need to cut her off from her powers or abilities to make her be an 'okay' character for the PPC.
The important thing is that she's written responsibly by you. If you can't guarantee that you'd write her responsibly without a built-in limiter, maybe you should reconsider using her at this time entirely. By this I don't mean have her not need it at all, but that if she was placed into the position where she misused her powers and should be in trouble (which has a good chance of happening, considering how Kara can get at times), would you be able to write out the appropriate consequences? This is the question you need to be asking yourself.
PPC agents don't need a surfeit of powers to be able to do what they do; my main two were completely normal baseline humans. But it also doesn't mean that when they do have powers, that you need to lock them down so they aren't Sueish. Hitting the ticky boxes does not a Sue or Stu make. The key is qualitative, not quantitative.
Beyond that, Aquaman is actually ridiculously strong. DCU Atlanteans are really tough in general because they can sustain underwater pressures that will squish a normal human.
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Thanks for your concrit! by
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Actually the reasons for limiting her powers are twofold:
1)Consistency: She has been over 10 years without sunlight, I'll surprised if she could even muster a little Super-Hearing.
2) PPC Cannon: The only reason she has the limiter is this line from the Mission Writing Guide, under the "Creating Your Own Agents" header: "[...]the Flowers tend not to like having underlings with that level of power." If it wasn´t for that, I wouldn't even have come with the idea for a limiter... At the start. She would have done something stupid eventually and would have been limited anyway.
I am pleasantly surprised, that someone called me out with the Aquaman bit, I know how powerful the King of the Seven Seas is, but not that much people is that well informed. I could have used Black Lighting instead, but he's not that well known nor has Aquaman's dubious call to fame. XD
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Okay, see... by
on 2015-02-26 19:47:00 UTC
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This response isn't filling me with confidence.
First off, your replies here make me feel more like you want her to have the powers so be more a handy weapon to be released than a character who has a lot of powers they have to control- the whole World of Cardboard speech that Superman had in the DCAU underlines the challenges presented by a character having those powers.
Secondly, the purposeful misrepresentation of Aquaman? Not really encouraging to me, personally, as a comics fan, or as someone with interest in the PPC. When you know a canon, but others don't, it is not an excuse to misrepresent it to others, especially someplace like here, especially when you're trying to use it as a point of comparison for a character you're interested in using here that you're trying to get opinions on.
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You raise some very valid points. by
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Seriously, I had been defending Aquaman for years from haters and suddenly, I joke about him? What was I thinking!?
Well leaving that aside, the powers are actually quite a complex issue I have been dancing around for now, that must adressed at some point. I cannot have her at HQ with the powers, or let her use them at every mission, that would be dangerous both for herself and others. But I also must find a time and place for her to train them, because seeing them like "just a weapon to be released" is something I don't like. Hmmm...
Hey... Didn't the Eclectic Subdivision of Advanced Species had an RC for traning? Probably I could use something like that. That would be also useful for Character Develoment, considering that her partner would be overseeing the training, therefore strengthening their bond by interacting between missions. -
Basically... by
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I think the problem here is that you're approaching this backwards. 90% of the time, a character is what it is because of its personality, not because of whatever powerset it has. In fact, a lot of Sues are Sues because their authors thought "Hey, that's a cool power, let's make a character with it!" and didn't do anything else.
Let's take an agent of mine for example. Amris is a Culture Drone - a pretty powerful machine; it can cut molecular bonds with its fields, for example, deflect lasers, and the like. What makes it a character is not its powers, though; it's its bloodthirstiness, sarcasm, and somewhat kuudere relationship with his partner.
Basically, what you want to do when creating a character is to think about the personality first, then think about powers.
There are, of course, exceptions: I have a character with psychometric powers he can't control or turn off; that sort of power can, should and does affect a character in a major way. Backrow would be a completely different guy if not for his mutation. -
Err... not quite. by
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Like I said before, I first make a basic design of how I want the character to look like. Then personality and powers, if it has. One of my main characters went from shy and serious to a hyperactive Cloudcuckoolander and her powers went from blue fire to Light Magic in the span of 9 years, but always kept the basic design of "asian girl with long straight black hair and glasses". Also,she always loves pink, I don't know why.
Some other characters were created by a question, like one of my latest characters. The question was: What would happen if a Western Otaku girl became a Magical Girl?
But Katya the Half-Kryptonian? Is an anomaly. Is a character from The Box of the Forgotten Characters. A 10-year old Bit Character/Mary Sue made in my teen years for theheavily Suefiedfirst draft of my original continuum (Two guesses of why she never made it beyond). In other words is a character that I'm trying to rescue and rehabilitate, not a character that I just created few days ago.
(Besides, thanks to an oportunate question by Darkotas down there, I got an idea to build Katya's personality, now I'm just left with the Superpower Dilemma.) -
Yeah, It's Less About Actual Power and More About Challenge by
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Way back when I was taking that Are You Ready For Permission? test, I remember it being described sort of like this:
Sues are supposed to be normal people, generally, but never face actual adversity. Some characters are monstrously powerful, but still have a difficult time getting something done. You can have a super powerful character, so long as they still have to actually work to accomplish their goals.
Now, I'm sure I just butchered what our lovely PGs put together, but you probably understand what I'm getting at. -
Yes I do, by
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Heck,compared to many of my characters she's nowhere near them in terms of power. I mean how could she compete with actual reality warping gods and goddesses. Or a demigoddess who can manipulate the entire Electromagnetic Spectrum of Radiation. Or the avatar of the Mesoamerican god Quetzalcoatl, and I could go on, and on, and on...
And I have made a personality for each of them. And one of them is one of my protagonists, and I´m giving her a very hard time. ;) -
While that may be true... by
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The powers should not define who the character is. The important thing is the person behind the character - if powers weren't a part of the equation at all, what kind of person would this character be? If I'm interpreting this correctly (and I apologize if I'm not), you have a set of powers, and then build the personality and character behind it afterwards. While this works for the DC universe, I don't think it would work in the context of an agent.
I think it really comes down to the difference between Superman and Batman. For Superman, the hero is the mask - he considers himself as Clark Kent at heart. For Batman, Bruce Wayne is the mask - the true individual is the Bat. Which would your character consider herself to be closer to? -
Actually... by
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...I design in my mind the character's appeareance first, everything else comes later, usually I work with powers (if it has) and personality at the same time, updating the looks if necessary. Well, that's today, 10 years ago... I don't quite remember, my mind as a teen is now a fuzzy memory.
Regarding your question, I'm not quite sure about which character are you asking about. Is about the one mentioned in my last response, or is the character which all this thread is about? Anyway I'll answer about both.
For the character mentioned in the response:
Maia Matsuno a.k.a. Skylight; for her the hero is the mask, a mask to show to the public and the media, which uses light-based powers she never asked for in the first place, the one who receives all attention she never liked to receive, a "Beacon of Hope" for all the new heroes rising fifteen years after an alien invasion that nearly exterminated superhumans, a "Messiah" she doesn't want be. All she wants is to be Maia, the tomboy girl who plays videogames, watches TV, hangs out with friends and never is the center of attention. The who uses glasses because is nearsighted, and not because is hiding her identity, because learning your mother is a Greek Goddess is cool, but becoming the center of attention for the world because you're the first superhuman in 15 years, is not. But sadly, there's no going back in time. Now there's only accepting it, steping forward and try to be the heroine everybody spects her to be.
Now about Katya, well, she´s the mask... And there's nothing under it... Nothing at all. You see, I created both characters at the same time (I think Skylight was named Lightstar or something like that at the time) , but in the last 10 years, while Katya was sent to Limbo; Skylight had 6 reboots, 4 re-designs, 3 character merges, 1 retcon, Character Development and a massive power boost! Also, she received... WAITAMINUTE! A daughter (Actually two, but only the first one is important for this)! "...going back in time"? That's it!
Aiko, Maia's daughter is perfect for this! 'Cuz she always gets into this kind of shenanigans, and her personality gives me the base to build up Katya's one!
Darkotas, I can only thank you for this, your question put me into this train of thought and allowed me to solve most of the problems with the Half-Kryptonian! (I still have some, but those can be solved with plot.) Thank you again! -
So, basically... by
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She's got a PK Supergirl-setup from the Whateley Universe continuum that's a lot closer to being the actual Supergirl. Cool, we can work with that. Her comparative immaturity and power-limiter artifact will help, but I think the big downside is actually the electricity aura if you make it sensitive. Sod Aquaman, she can get taken down by a no-name kid with a Taser.
I definitely think that in this case, the Flowers would demand that her limiter is also, for want of a better term, a shock collar. If she should turn against the PPC for whatever reason, well, she's got an off switch on her wrist. Ooh, make a matching one like Wonder Woman's bracelets and never tell her which one the real one is! Better yet, make BOTH of them limiters! Redundancy is just good planning made flesh in this instance. =] - Aquaman useless? by on 2015-02-25 23:44:00 UTC Link to this
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Awww yeees, I love that image. by
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New52 Justice League #4, how could I forget that glorious moment!
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Not quite... by
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Her powers are closer to the Superboy of the 90s. (Also there was a PK Supergirl around the same time in the DCU). And blame John Byrne about the electric aura concept, he came up with it.
Aquaman, taken down by a no-name with a TASER? Uh-huuuuh, suuuuure...
No need to be sadistic; with the limiter active, she has nothing to speak of, she's physically weak due to a lack of exercise and no relevant skills whatsoever, you could taser her withy impunity in fact. XD -
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I'm more of a Marvel genderqueer-thing. By which I mean I watch a lot of Atop The Fourth Wall and quite like the films. But yeah, if your electric aura thingy is sufficiently sensitive to electrical interference, then yeah, a taser could do it. =]
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That would like using a taser against Spiderman... by
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You need a lot more voltage, bio-electric aura or not. Because, Superhuman Durability.
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That's something I've been meaning to ask, actually: by
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Does superhuman durability cover resistance to pain? Because, and as a student activist during 2011 I assure you I speak from experience, being tased really hurts even if you don't have a bio-electric aura for people to muck about with.
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Probably it does. by
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I have seen Spider-man shrugging off being smashed into a car, Aquaman shrugging off bullets, a knife, a taser and FRICKIN' LAZERS (not to mention landing after a Super Jump), and Thor simply receiving everything Iron Man sends at him without even flinching. None of them showed being in pain at that, so my guess is that yes, it comes with a higher pain threshold.
No pain immunity mind you, leave that for Luke Cage; they just need more of the painful stuff to feel it. -
I think it depends! by
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The most important part is personality, not the powers. In most missions she'll be in a disguise without her normal powers anyways. The important thing is making sure her personality and backstory are sound and entertaining.
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Thanks for the input! by
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Actually, she'll without powers most of the time, even in HQ. Period. The idea of a unstable and hormonal teeager with this kind of power is certainly terrifyng. Her powers will be only for dealing with overpowered Sues/overpowered Possessed Canons, like: Green Lanterns, The Avatar, other Kryptonians, Magical Ice-Wielding Queens, Saiyans, Etc.
And actually her backstory is in the main post: Is a clone of Kara Zor-El/Supergirl combined with human DNA for stability and the only survivor of an erased Sue-verse, that was expelled into Limbo by the Power of Retcon(tm). Most of the deal with her story, will be her discovering her personality and gathering actual experiences. Fifteen years under that amount of Suefluence isn't exactly a good thing for a person's mental state. -
Well, what I meant is more... by
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Blank Slate characters can be a bit hard to pull off. A powerset doesn't necessarily make or break a character, but their personality does...
I'm not sure whether that clarified anything or not. Hm. -
I understood perfectly what you said. by
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Is just that the character is essentially a bit character from a never written badfic (one that I'm very ashamed for even coming up with the idea), which was mostly a World of Sues, in which she had no more personality than "Generic Teen with Superpowers". Powers she can no longer use, unless the 120-years-old-War-Veteran she has as a partner lets her.
Aaand don't know what else to say without giving out spoilers, except that I know how hard is to write a near-Blank Slate like this one, but is kinda the point, I like the challenge! -
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on 2015-02-26 06:27:00 UTC
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But you still have to write her with a personality, unless you plan on her responding to everything with a stare and a flat tone. And the personality you write will determine how interesting/entertaining she is to read. People don't read stories because they like the main character's skillset.
And... well, we've got a long history of people saying their agent will be a blank slate, but they rarely actually are. Most of these characters come out with a distinct personality right from the outset, with the author protesting that they are a blank slate because they angst about it, or occasionally lash out, or whatever. If you want to write an actual blank character, great - but if not, please don't pay lip service to the idea.
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Thanks for your concrit, Lord Huinesoron! by
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(Because, who cares!? For me you are one of the Elven Lords of the First Age!)
I was actually using "no personality" in a critical sense, not in the literal; in this case meaning "Generic Personality", so, in a sense you are right, after she isn't a golem, a robot, a Heartless or The Matrix (the PK/Shapeshifting Supergirl.). She has a personality, is just that the personality is "Generic Teen with Superpowers".
More correctly her story would be about her finding her identity (Thanks TvTropes!), for which, by giving her the name "Katya", making her my DCU expert (ie. making her like comics!) and giving her two Lust Objects; the first steps have been taken. -
Never a lord; just a humble follower of House Finarfin. by
on 2015-02-26 14:49:00 UTC
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But coming back on-point... that's not a personality. You wouldn't describe Feanor's personality as 'Noble Noldo of Incredible Skill', would you? You'd describe him as proud, arrogant, obsessive,
stupid, insane, sociopathic,and the like. Nor would Sam Gamgee's personality be 'Short Servant': you'd be throwing out words like humble, optimistic, loyal.
So what's Katya's personality? What are the words that tell you how she'd react to a situation? If I tell you that Agent Kaitlyn is cheerfully exuberant, but highly competent with a core of steel, you could probably fill in a lot of her reactions for yourself. But if you tell me Katya is 'Generic Teen with Superpowers'... yeah, not a chance.
Powers don't make a character interesting; personality does that.
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Hmm, I see... by
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You want me to define it. Ok, I define "Generic Teen
with Superpowers", as she being hot-blooded, rash, impulsive, energetic, and all around not being very wise with words and actions.
And she comes from abadficworld where her actions had no lasting consequence. And now awakes in Medical, with no recollection of how she got there, without powers and in a world where her actions have serious consequences (like getting pummeled by the Dandelions for beinga smartassdumbstupidhaving no wisdom with her words and trying to enter a restricted area).
Other than that, I have nothing more to start with, though I will probably think of something.
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New interlude and temporary hiatus by
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"Separate Ways"
With this thing now publicly posted, I've set the stage for my newest RC! Unfortunately, it won't be for a while - as I mentioned in the author's note on my previous mission, I have a final defense for my doctorate degree to worry about; in addition, I also have to wrap up the on-and-off job searching I've been doing over the past few years. Thus, I don't think I'll be able to write any new PPC stuff until near the end of March.
Also, I'll have to take a three-day trip starting tomorrow evening, so I probably won't be back until Saturday. However, I'll probably lurk and reply to posts on the Board after that until I get all of my stuff taken care of on my end (most likely after the end of my spring term).
Until then, see you on the other side! ^_^ -
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And good luck with your defense, too! Remind me what you're getting your degree in?
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Civil Engineering by
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...with a focus on construction and engineering graphics.
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Thought experiment/game/character creation thing by
on 2015-02-26 14:44:00 UTC
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So, I like a lot of works of fiction. The list on my wiki page is very far from complete, and the list is bloody long as it is.
I also like creating characters. Sometimes, when I have nothing better to do, I'll start generating the flavor of a Pathfinder character. I've also spontaneously thought up several PPC agents who will likely never see the light of day.
What that brings me to is this: how would YOU write non-human agents from some of the continua I like?
Note that you need not think of a character for every item on the list, since odds are good you won't know all of them. To save you guys searching, I'll drop some continua right here.
-Monster Musume: I know, one of my agents is from this continuum, but if you combine this with Kenkou Cross's original Monster Girl Encyclopedia, there is just tons of variety. I tried to follow Okayado's example, giving the monster girls many biological traits of the animals they resemble and also not making them not depend on naughty fun times. If you want to make a MonMusu character, expect to be doing a lot of zoology research.
-Pikmin: I love Pikmin, but it comes with a huge barrier for agents: very few creatures in the series are sapient, and also most are bug-sized. If you can figure a workaround for it, I'd very much like to see a Pikmin agent.
-Prototype: This kinda goes in the opposite direction. The Evolved are significantly watered down compared to Alex and James, but I still feel that even with just one of Alex/James's powers, Evolved are unfortunately way too powerful to be used as agents. I could maybe accept an agent that was Evolved in his duties, but even that is iffy, since Alex Mercer personally creates Evolved, and he's so powerful that I worry about him having neuralysis immunity.
-Mega Man: This is one that would encourage creativity. Robot Masters, Mavericks and NetNavis are all incredibly varied, but we again run into the problem of the setting's rather high power level. X, Zero, MegaMan.EXE and Bass.EXE are near to robot/computer program gods, but they're just the elite members of already-OP races. There's also the conundrum of NetNavis not possessing physical bodies, being computer programs.
These are far from the only continua that I'd be interested in seeing PPC reps for. Go forth, and brainstorm! -
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Out of those continua, I'm only familiar with MegaMan and maybe Pikmin. Like you said, those two series would be somewhat odd choices for agents due to the natures of the characters. I think there's a perfect place for them: the DoSAT. For example, NetNavis have been shown to be able to "speak" to technology, and a Pikmin character would be small enough to fit into the inner workings of devices. These factors would allow them to interact with technology in a way other agents never could, and thus they would be the perfect choices for maintaining agent gear.
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More on NetNavis by
on 2015-02-27 14:34:00 UTC
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First, perhaps an RC of Action agents that includes a Navi would be equipped with an RA that doubles as a PET.
Second, there are continua where perhaps a Navi would have a body. Obviously, one would be Battle Network, but I also think they'd physically exist in Digimon, dot.Hack, Sword Art Online, and the Matrix. All of these are at least partially based in a virtual, computer-based world, where a Navi could feasibly exist. Of course, one could possibly jack Dimensional Area generators from NT Warrior, but that may be a waste of resources. -
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I'm wondering if a Navi could potentially be used to disrupt the functions of Sues/Stus with bionic or mechanical parts as well. Get close, find a way to jack in, and watch as the Sue/Stu loses control. Perhaps this could work somewhere like a Transformers fic?
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And now I find myself developing a Navi agent. by
on 2015-03-01 15:10:00 UTC
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I chose Sigma.EXE. I'll get back to you when the concept is more complete.
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So then. by
on 2015-03-04 16:22:00 UTC
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I have all of Sigma.EXE's information. Unfortunately, it's on my phone.
Is there anyone here who'd be willing to a) review the character and b) share their e-mail address? -
My first thought: by
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"Wow, the blue chaps with the hentai ponytails from that terrible James Cameron movie? That would be kind of cool!"
Then I read it properly and had a minor sad. =] -
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"Hey! Listen!"
^ I am not at all sorry. -
I DON'T EVEN PLAY ZELDA GAMES AND I HEARD THE VOICE by
on 2015-03-02 10:21:00 UTC
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SUFFER FOR ETERNITY VILE HARLOT
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! by
on 2015-03-02 15:52:00 UTC
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Anyone play TF2? by
on 2015-03-02 20:14:00 UTC
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Buzz off, Scouts. by
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Seriously. I'm the goddamn Engineer here, I know where to place my stuff.
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Mmph Mmmph mph. Hudda hudda huh! by
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Mmph mmph mmph mmph. Hudda hudda huh! *buzzing noise*
(Translation: Hello fellow teammates. Allow me to check if you are a spy. Just look over there...) - Oi, you there. by on 2015-03-03 00:07:00 UTC Link to this
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... I don't like you. (nm) by
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Board, please excuse me while I set this on fire- (nm) by
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And not a Rickroll in sight. I'm dissapointed. (nm) by
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Ooooooh,.. by
on 2015-03-02 20:52:00 UTC
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...you mean this?
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Heh, very clever. (nm) by
on 2015-03-02 21:29:00 UTC
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...Well played. by
on 2015-03-02 21:03:00 UTC
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I'm semi-impressed you remembered the duckroll. I mean, you probably just went on KYM, but hey, I forgot about it, so what does that say about me?
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I'm not THAT evil! (and in hindsight, darn. Should have.) (nm) by
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Re: My first thought: by
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Well, there are blue chaps (MegaMan, FlashMan, almost all Aqua-element NetNavis) and some with ponytails (Roll, Protoman, Zero), but there's no hentai involved.
Actually, one of the most astonishing things about MegaMan Battle Network is that there aren't any references to adult content, not even subtle ones. Considering that the world literally runs on the Internet, that's very surprising. -
A Na'vi agent...? Now that's food for thought... (nm) by
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Guess who happens to have a mess of Navi OCs. by
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Some are my own creations, some are Robot Masters who never made it to Battle Network, and some are based on characters from Mega Man X.
Three of them just so happen to be at least partially viral: Dokuro.EXE (based on Doc Robot, envisioned as Wily's personal Navi), HorrorMan.EXE (inspired by Lovecraft, he feeds on viruses, but sometimes has difficulty discerning them from other programs), and Sigma.EXE (based on Sigma, and needs no introduction as the canon Sigma becomes a virus anyway).
Got an Optimus Prime replacement who kills humans? Let's fill his brains with MettaurOmegas and see what happens.
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Happy Anniversary to me! by
on 2015-02-26 16:24:00 UTC
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So today (or possibly tomorrow, I'm a little hazy on the exact date) marks five years with the PPC. Seriously, how in the world did you lot put up with me for five years?
To be fair I've had periods of inactivity so I dunno if you can actually count this as a proper five years with the PPC, be it's definitely been five years since I've joined. Which is still weird to me. Seems like just a few months ago that I got Permission. Heck, it seems like just a few months since I started hanging around the IRC, back when it was actually active and full of people talking all day every day. In the five years since I've joined, I've made several friends, and lost a few. I've been introduced to new fandoms and communities thanks to you guys, and had some of the most fun playing games and reading bad fanfic. I dunno that I'll still be here in another five years, but here's to however much longer I do end up spending. -
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I think it's getting to around 5 years myself. In October or something, maybe. Hard to imagine it, eh? here to you being around for longer yet, man. Cheers!
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*hugs* Glad you're still around! by
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And congratulations on the anniversary! Time well spent, indeed.
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*blows noisemaker* by
on 2015-02-26 19:17:00 UTC
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I hope we get to see more of you in the next few years! Have a framed picture of Black Widow being her usual awesome self!
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Conga rats! by
on 2015-02-26 16:43:00 UTC
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Here, have this miniature talharpa.
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Congratulations!! by
on 2015-02-26 16:37:00 UTC
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Here, have a Kryptonian Pulse Rifle!
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*tosses cakefetti* by
on 2015-02-26 16:25:00 UTC
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Since I wasn't around to welcome you, take this barking life-size walrus! If the urple bow around its neck is too overwhelming, feel free to remove it.
And have a plate of congratulatory SPaGhetti! Freshly-made. ;)
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[Plug][Beta] Palaven's Dogs: A Mass Effect RR fanfic. by
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As I have recently dragged myself out of an enormous pile of college, I thought I'd share something new I've started to work on (with an actual real live coauthor!): Palaven's Dogs, a Mass Effect 'fic set in the universe of College Fool's Renegade Reinterpretations essay-fic. It's still in a relatively rough draft at the moment and updates will be slow, but I'm ready to request betas for the first two chapters.
The 'fic, or at least a Google Doc of the 'fic, can be found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1w-7OHvD7OGKpx2KHP9P7Gknv65VVvnuuY1A_PZqrwkU/edit
NOTE: I am planning something of a two-stage beta process, and will hopefully be recruiting a completely different set of readers once the interlogues and newsgrabs are integrated throughout the body of the narrative- if I get interest, I may ask some people if they would like to bide their time and become part of this latter-stage process, but that's assuming anyone actually shows up.
Happy hunting!
(You should be linked directly to the Prelude, with editing permissions, the other chapter linked from the first with a little MSPA "==>" thing just before the closing A/Ns. If that doesn't happen, notify me here.) -
Chapter 2 (Actually Chapter 3) is up! by
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(You know, if anyone cares...)
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NET NEUTRALITY HAS BEEN UPHELD! by
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I know internet drama is not much of what the PPC is about, but this is important news for anybody who uses the internet.
Today, the FCC has voted 3-2 to maintain Net Neutrality laws. If you do not know what Net Neutrality is, basically, it mandates that ISPs cannot restrict data to or from websites, nor provde so-called "fast lanes" for premium prices. If you want to know more, Last Week Tonight covered the issue, and explains both net neutrality and why it is important.
That said, cable companies and ISPs are not happy. Verizon has responded with, to be frank, the most delicious salt I have read in a long time.
Here is a image copy of Verison's webpage after the announcement. Notice how it is in Morse Code. Adorable.
If you don't want to slog through translating the thing into English, don't worry, Verison translated for you. I swear, I could use this thing as a replacement for vinegar, it's so bitter.
Even better news, the Republican party has stated that they will not introduce legislation to counteract this. They have even hinted at being open to some of Obama's plans for the internet, which includes making the internet a utility. Things seem to be changing on the interwebs. Things we should all keep an eye on. -
Awesome! (nm) by
on 2015-02-28 14:39:00 UTC
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Yay! (nm) by
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Woohoo! by
on 2015-02-27 17:45:00 UTC
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I'm not usually a big fan of politics on the internet, but this is clearly a special occasion.
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WOOT! *blows noisemakers and throws cakefetti* (nm) by
on 2015-02-27 03:17:00 UTC
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Fantastic! (nm) by
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HUZZAH! by
on 2015-02-27 02:51:00 UTC
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Originally I was certain Verizon could NOT be serious with this... then I remembered Corporate America.
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I know. Isn't it wonderfull? by
on 2015-02-27 03:08:00 UTC
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You can taste the anger.
"WHAT HAS BEEN AND WILL REMAIN CONSTANT BEFORE, DURING, AND AFTER THE EXISTENCE OF ANY REGULATIONS IS VERIZON'S COMMITMENT TO AN OPEN INTERNET" - Yeah, right. Open internet is the last thing you want. It means you might not be able to make as much money as you could screwing over companies and users.
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Yaaay! *bells* (nm) by
on 2015-02-27 02:47:00 UTC
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I have an announcement! by
on 2015-02-27 03:15:00 UTC
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I'm told by the wiki that it's considered polite to announce your claims on the board.
Therefore, I officially claim "It is Wendi in Johto". Goddess and Arceus help me, this thing is BAD.
...But on the bright side, I finally get to try my hand at the homicidal rage agents are known for! (Chris, as I mentioned in my Permission post, is very protective of the Johto region as a whole and Meganium especially.) -
Looking Forward To It by
on 2015-02-27 17:43:00 UTC
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Good luck with that thing. I can't wait to see how you deal with it.
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Oh my god! That grammar! D8 by
on 2015-02-27 13:57:00 UTC
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Take this box of 12 bottles of Bleeprin, you're going to need it! I salute your bravery. *Makes military salute*
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*puts Bleeprin in closet* by
on 2015-02-28 13:22:00 UTC
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I'm not going to do the actual mission until I finish a) the first interlude and b) killing a fic I claimed much earlier, but that stuff is definitely going to help. You won't mind if I swipe some for use in "Queen's Falcon", will you?
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*gets twitchy* RAGE MODE ENGAGED! by
on 2015-02-28 15:39:00 UTC
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OH COME ON! Hayato is not a f%$%ing girl's name! Also, "Hayato" means "Falcon Person" not just "Falcon", that would be "Hayabusa"; "Hayako" (Falcon Child) would have been a better name for a female. And Ansatsu, while a feasible surname; is stupid. And to top all that off, has a mini-Sue in the preview! AAAARRRRRRRGGG!
Oh yes m'lady, please use the Bleeprin there too, here have another box if you need it and have a Thermal Detonator too. Please finish this Sue with extreme prejudice.
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Ooh, that's a nasty one. by
on 2015-02-27 03:20:00 UTC
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I very nearly claimed it myself. *offers internet brownies* It's dangerous to go alone. Take these.
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*accepts brownies* (nm) by
on 2015-02-27 13:48:00 UTC
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On picking up the pen by
on 2015-02-27 04:30:00 UTC
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(...Or whatever virtual equivalent I can't seem/am too lazy to come up with.)
So, I have been here in the PPC community for a bit over two years now in various states of activity (mostly lurking), and I have a question for all of you productive members of the community.
How do you motivate yourselves to write stories? I don't just mean getting started with an idea and writing out the first few paragraphs, which is something I've recently just barely found the courage to do. I mean maintaining it long enough to complete stories that can go on for pages and then chapters. Where do you find the energy beyond that initial rush of excitement as an idea pops into your mind? For me that only lasts through the first two or three paragraphs of a story until I hit my first major roadblock. I get them down, set the stage then just stare at the white space for minutes without a clue of how to get beyond that. Then I simply lose all drive to write anymore and the story's left to collect dust in my notebook or some file deep in my hard drive. Sometimes I outright erase it.
This problem has been plaguing me since after I wrote my first (horrible) fanfic, then lost touch. I've not been able to finish anything since. It's especially problematic now that I need to write two eight page stories for my creative writing class and I've failed to go beyond the conceptual stage on either.
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Thanks for the response by
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Seriously. I appreciate it. I'll try not writing so linearly and see how it helps.
So, at risk of sounding greedy, I have another question. As I said in my first post, I usually get stuck early on in writing and don't continue because I can't figure out where to go or how to get there. I understand that transitioning is a challenge a lot of writers face. How do you all handle this? -
Depends on what you mean by "Transitioning". by
on 2015-03-02 19:27:00 UTC
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I usually plan things out in excruciating detail well in advance, making multiple passes that slowly increase the level of detail (again, not in chronological order). Palaven's Dogs had gone from "Council screws over turians" to a list of missions to a detailed play-by-play of what each action sequence contains before there was ever anything resembling actual finished material.
I have found that writing sections in nonchronological order does make it more difficult to write the transitional sections of new material after a skip, so maybe that's what you're asking about. If so, I usually write down some indication of what happened in the section I skipped (especially what critical exposition and worldbuilding I got out of the way in it) and go with a relatively cold open on the new material, remembering that I can always go back and change the segues later in order to make them connect better.
If you're asking about actual scene transitions, I'm afraid I can't help you much other than to say that they aren't 100% necessary in the first place. Nobody seems bothered when the scenes I write just end only to pick up somewhere else on the other side of a horizontal bar, and if the writing is fluid enough people won't notice small in-text skips either. There's one scene in particular in PD where Garrus and Shepard go from the inside of their ship to a loading dock with nothing but a paragraph break between the two sections, but it's not hard to fill in that they had a brief, boring walk to get there. I've even included actual time-date-location stamps in the transitions before, but that's usually a sign the scene shifts have gone from "minimalist" to "too cheap to describe the new environment properly". -
Depends on the story. by
on 2015-03-02 16:32:00 UTC
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Sometimes I have a vague plan written (or at least mentally written) in advance. The most thorough example of this was OFUDisc, for which I had a list of classes, deaths, and resurrections for every single chapter. Mostly I don't go even that in-depth, but particularly for fanfic, knowing what each chapter will be is helpful.
Other times - and this is how I wrote all four of my NaNos - my strategy when I get stuck is 'throw something else at them'. My first NaNo gained a major character purely because writing 'they got on the train; then they changed trains; then they got off' was really tedious. She's been written right back out on the rewrites, but she made the original version work.
It's probably the most fun way to resolve that form of writer's block. Drop a natural disaster on your characters, or make something go disastrously wrong, or simply have one of them trip and break her leg. It might turn out to lead you into a dead end, or it might take you onto a path you like but by a route you later get rid of, but at least you'll be writing words.
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Re: On picking up the pen by
on 2015-02-27 18:30:00 UTC
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This is something I've been trying to get past as well. I have ideas, I write it out a bit... But it never seems to be completely done or to my liking. For me, those bursts of writing energy seem to come very rarely - one day, I might have two paragraphs, while the next brings five pages, and finally nothing for a month or two. I'm not a bad writer, I just lack motivation.
Here's my advice. As others have said, break it down into smaller chunks. I've also found that it helps to start with small prompts, and then work your way up to larger things like missions. Write how your characters will react to a pre-prepared situation, then move up to your own ideas once you have more confidence and stamina for the larger projects. For your creative writing class, perhaps go through TVTropes for some ideas, then adapt the tropes to the situation. (I don't do a lot of creative writing though, so take anything I say with a grain of salt.) -
Well... by
on 2015-02-27 14:35:00 UTC
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In addition to what Iximaz says about breaking it down into chunks and taking frequent breaks, I've found that forcing yourself to write something contiguously start-to-finish is a terrible idea: when I don't feel like writing a certain segment, I skip it and move on to another. Usually I keep up a sort of rolling process where I write some new material, then go back and edit stuff I wrote a few chapters before, then repeat.
It also helps that with Palaven's Dogs I'm actually somewhat emotionally invested in the characters and plot, and sort of want the closure the ending gives a few characters to "happen". -
Well, as for myself... by
on 2015-02-27 05:39:00 UTC
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It really depends on the story; obviously, it's easier to write something that interests you. I'm fairly lucky in that writing is my passion. I don't often hit that brick wall, but when I do, I hit it hard. Like right now, for instance. Rose Potter has come to a bit of a halt while I try to figure out what to do next.
Me, I take a break. Watch a movie, read a book, play some video games, write something else like silly nonsense, or just fall back on the time-honored tradition of taking a nap. You'd be surprised how much good a break can do.
And if that fails and you're working on a deadline, look at what you have planned and try to divide it into chunks. "I'll try to get X much done today" is my mantra.
Hope this helps a bit!
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In Memoriam by
on 2015-02-27 17:58:00 UTC
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Sadly, Leonard Nimoy passed away today at age 83 from end-stage chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.
He lived a full life, I think, and may he rest in peace. -
It's funny... by
on 2015-02-28 19:38:00 UTC
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He lived his own philosophy. He lived long, and he prospered.
While it is true that he's no longer with us, and that he touched all of us in his own unique way, and will never be replaced, I feel we should focus on the life he lived. On the fact that he touched us in so many unique ways - Whether as Spock, or in The Body Snatchers, or even cameos on the Simpsons, he brought us a bit of joy, sparked our imaginations, and allowed us to laugh.
Shatner said it best, I think. "Of all the souls I have ever encountered, his was the most...human."
Rest in peace, Mr. Nimoy, and keep exploring the undiscovered country. We know how to get there - Second star on the right, and straight on 'till morning. -
Thanks for everything, Mr. Nimoy (nm) by
on 2015-02-28 12:20:00 UTC
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Farewell, Mr Nimoy. (nm) by
on 2015-02-28 09:08:00 UTC
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I just have no words... Rest in peace Leonard Nimoy... (nm) by
on 2015-02-28 02:30:00 UTC
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A moment of silence by
on 2015-02-28 01:52:00 UTC
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For the man who helped bring science fiction into our hearts.
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...he simply left to explore the final frontier.
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on 2015-02-28 02:11:00 UTC
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I suppose he's met up with Ms Barrett, Mr Doohan, and Mr Kelley.
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:( by
on 2015-02-28 01:04:00 UTC
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I didn't even know he had a disease. Rest in peace, you left a legacy of fond memories for us all.
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*respectfully bows head* Thank you for your time. (nm) by
on 2015-02-28 00:55:00 UTC
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Rest in peace, may you spread some joy in Heaven. (nm) by
on 2015-02-27 21:10:00 UTC
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:( That's rubbish. (nm) by
on 2015-02-27 21:03:00 UTC
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It was bad enough whe Spock "died" by
on 2015-02-27 19:43:00 UTC
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If only he could come back for this too. *raises glass* To Leonard Nimoy.
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Re: In Memoriam by
on 2015-02-27 19:36:00 UTC
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Ilraen looked up from his worktable at a strange sound from the direction of the console. His partner was sitting stock-still, staring at something on the screen.
<Nume? What is it?>
"Nothing!" he said, too quickly. The screen went blank. He rose and surreptitiously ran a hand across his face, then gave a sniff—the sound that had attracted Ilraen's attention.
Ilraen said nothing, but returned his main eyes to his work. His stalk-eyes roved over the room, carefully not focusing on Nume.
For a moment there was silence. Finally, Nume said, "Leonard Simon Nimoy is dead."
<Oh.> Tentatively, he added, <You admire him greatly, do you not?>
"Yes I do." A pause. "Ilraen, did I ever play any of my Alien Voices collection for you?"
<I believe so. Not recently.>
"Well, the article doesn't mention his work on Alien Voices at all. It's ridiculous." He opened a cabinet above the console and started rifling through its contents. "So, what do you say? Journey to the Center of the Earth or The Time Machine?"
<I do like him as Professor Lidenbrock.> Ilraen did not add that this performance of Nimoy's reminded him of his partner.
"Sure." Nume pulled out the CD and popped it into the console.
The two settled down to enjoy it.
I used the New York Times article on Mr. Nimoy's passing as reference for this little tribute. Alien Voices is awesome. You can download the audio dramas in MP3 format for free, so check them out. {= )
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Mister Spock? by
on 2015-02-27 19:24:00 UTC
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I... I forgive you for Dark of the Moon, just come back to us... please?
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May he live long and prosper in our hearts. (nm) by
on 2015-02-27 18:02:00 UTC
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Re: "... Yeah, sure, no problem!" by
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Lana smiled. "So, where are you two from? No, wait, let me guess... Some kind of French area, and... Hm. Mediterranean sea area? Levant region?" She frowned at Des.
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Des shrugged. “We can always signal another waiter, though.”
He sat down again and peered curiously at Lana. “Levant? Ah, you mean the Middle East. Well, yes and no. I don’t come from World One, but my home verse’s geography is pretty much the same. Though I’ve no idea how you’ve guessed; my accent’s certainly not like anything from the area — not Arab, or Persian, or Kurdish, or Israeli.” Indeed, his accent was practically a mishmash of various things — a few words sounded like Received Pronunciation, others sounded Scottish, some were harsher (South African, perchance) and some were not unlike German. The sentence he added was obviously in a foreign language, though — there were way too many harsh kh-sounds. -
"And I'm from Corsica. I guess it's French, technically." by
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... Dom said in what was definitely a French accent. "And legally. And almost-but-not-quite-culturally. Uh, yeah, I'm currently French, i guess."
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Ari grinned by
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"Lana's from steampunk Germany. Have you ever been to that region?" she asked the older Agent.
Lana looked abashed. "OK, 1, it's 'gaslamp fantasy.' Two, uh," she laughed sheepishly. "One of my teachers was from there - I don't recall what the exact country translates to in World 1 terms. He'd travelled around a lot, so I guess his accent was pretty mixed from that. And he probably was trying to be deliberately confusing. Sorry." -
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I guess it was to be expected, since Lana had answered his question at the exact same time he asked it. "Sorry... Uh, no, thank you. Uh, no, wait. Gaaaaaaah. Nevermind."
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Re: Dom looked confused for a moment. by
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Ari looked mildly confused back at Dom, before shrugging. "Anyhow! So, Intelligence? I had to do a stint there recently. I was 'too physically incapable' of going on missions or something." She made air quotes around the phrase.
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Des shuddered. by
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“Guys, can you please not bring that mission up? Pretty please with a puppyface?” He grimaced. “I still have nightmares. Brr.”
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"Uh... Yeah, I guess we shouldn't talk about it." by
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"So. How was that time in Intelligence?", he asked Ari. "I guess it must have been pretty boring for an agent."
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((Woops.)) by
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((I posted a reply to an earlier post by mistake. Oops.))
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"Well... Actually, I think I have to go." by
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Dom yawned. "I'm sorry, but I'm feeling really tired right now. I should probably have at least some hours of sleep this week," he said with a faint smile. "Too bad for the pasta..."
"Anyway. That was a really interesting conversation, thank you. Good bye, and I hope to see you later!"
With that, he got up, walked towards the door, and left the pub.
((It's time skip time! That thread was kinda dead, and I'm not sure I can handle two RP threads at a time, so, I'd rather make my character leave. He'll come back in The Future! *sci-fi noises*))
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We've lost a legend this week... by
on 2015-02-28 15:21:00 UTC
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RIP, Leonard, may you live on forever in the hearts of your fans.
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*points to the thread below* (nm) by
on 2015-02-28 15:38:00 UTC
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(It was supposed to go in there.) (nm) by
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Des looked over Ari's shoulder. by
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“Hey, Dom, there’s a saying where I come from,” he said. “‘Don’t open your mouth lest the Devil is listening.’ See this guy?” He pointed at a man wearing a longcoat not unlike his own — aside from the hood that left his face in shadow — who was headed toward the table. “That’s my partner, the Librarian, and things are gonna become a hell lot weirder when he’ll join the conversation. Hell, it’s already weird — he likes people and noise less than I like missing commas!”