(As there are, indeed, so many agents, I've let them each choose one or both questions to answer.)
Suethors. I see Suethors. And Sues. Many, many Sues.
Occasionally, I see myself being forced to work with a Suetho--oh, wait.
Damn you, SO...
What do I see when I wake up screaming? Um, that really depends on where I am. I mean, if I'm on a mission, it could be anything, you know? Generally Brenda telling me to quiet down, but...
Oh, and fears or phobias? Uh...I'm afraid of Gandalf's cooking. Very, very afraid. And Miss Cam's pretty scary, too. So is Galadriel. And Elrond. As for how I react to them, I avoid Gandalf's cooking, try never to make any spelling, grammar, or canon mistakes anywhere near Miss Cam, and try not to think anything about, um, well, you don't need to know who, but I try not to think anything about him around Galadriel. As for Elrond: Nine. Nine. Nine. Nine. Nine. Nine. Nine. Nine. Nine. You get the idea.
Edgar: When I wake up screaming in the middle of the night, I see the manifestations of crossovers past.
...Well, no, I don't, but what I do see isn't really any of your business. Agen_t?
Agent: ...I don't wake up screaming in the middle of the night. At least, I don't think I ever have. *pause* Seriously, if I've woken up screaming, I'm probably being murdered, in which case I've probably been drugged or forgotten all my training. And only the first bit's a possibility.
Edgar: You're not devoloping some sort of issues, are you? I should have known the James Bond movies were a bad idea...
Agent: I liked those movies.
Edgar: (mumbles) Yeah, that's the problem.
Agent: I even managed to find some good fanfiction for them.
Edgar: You've been reading fanfic?
Agent: It's very interesting. Especially the ones about my 'home canon', as you people keep calling it.
Edgar: You've been reading Avengers-verse fanfic? No wonder you're getting issues. Don't you dare become an alcoholic, by the way. Or get PTSD. Or daddy issues.
Agen_t: I wasn't given a father.
Edgar: True. And mind you don't start angsting about it.
(DawnFire: Aaand, time's up! Next agent!)
Hello, and welcome to the last answer! I'm Dawn, and I'll be taking over now.
Oh, absotively. You should take a break. Can't be easy, transcribing all of us.
(Well, it's not actually that hard, but--)
Oh, go on. Take a break.
(And leave you to incite chaos unchecked? I don't think so.)
...alright, I know when to pick my battles. Hi, everyone! Agent Dawn of the DMS, reporting to you live, dear readers, from...DawnFire?
Where are we? I'm just seeing Generic Surface.
(Oh, we're in...your RC. Yes, your RC. Sorry.)
Oh, good. I wasn't done feeding the minis, you see.
(I think they've finished on their own.)
Yeah, looks like. Right, you wanted me to answer some questions?
(Uh-huh. Here's the list.)
"D&D Character Questionnaire"? I'm being asked questions from--hey, page 17! One number higher and we'd have my RC!
(Huh, I guess we would. I hadn't noticed that. So. The questions?)
Right, right. Um...I'd rather not answer the first one, if that's alright.
(No problem. You can pick.)
Alright. Hi, Neshomeh! I think I've seen your agent around...um, let's see. Fears or phobias? Wow, you do know how to pick sensitive questions, don't you?
(Dawn, please be nice. I like Neshomeh. Don't offend her.)
Hey, I'm adorable.
(And stop impersonating Dean Winchester. That sentence didn't even make sense in context.)
You're the one who decided we should have a Supernatural marathon. Alright, alright, fears or phobias. Um...I'm afraid of getting stuck in a badfic that's being deleted. I'm also afraid of turning into a Sue, which, you know, is kind of a possibility, considering I'm a self-insert. I tend to use logic to get my way through them--reminding myself that we have gadgets that let us know when a fic is going to be deleted helps, as does knowing that DawnFire likes me too much to let me go. For the second, there are hopefully enough betas to keep me from being warped into a Sue. Hopefully. *shudders* I'd like to think about something else, now, if you don't mind.
(Sure. Just say goodbye to Neshomeh, and we can go think of ideas for SBEI to share with Karen.)
Sounds good. Bye, Neshomeh! Nice to meet you! Should I pass on greetings to Agent Neshomeh for you? I'm sure I can find her RC if I don't concentrate hard enough...
(Alright, looks like that's a wrap...now, any ideas for SBEI? I was looking at some notes about Mjolnir...)
Ooh! Remember the Supernatural episode? What if Sam told Thor--
(Wait, wait, we're still transcribing. Let's turn it off and)