Jan 2013 Archive, part b

Hello, I haven't really been around much longer than you (not to mention I'm a little late to the party, so to speak), but I may as well say "hi."

*Looks around for something to give*
Um... here, have a badge featuring a dinosaur wearing a trenchcoat and a fedora and holding a ray-gun.

Here, have some bubble wrap.

Have a fluffy hat in the color/pattern of your choice. :)

Should that go in a separate topic, or can I add that here?

It's a pleasure to meet you! Have a plate of fresh-baked cookies!

Have a dagger made of crystal, perfect for sneaking past airport security and breaking the minute you try and stab anything tougher than butter.

Welcome to the Board! Have some of my world-famous hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. It's ferromagnetic!

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate!

Hi, have some fudge!

Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object.

Welcome, and have some lemming repellent! You'll need it.

Greetings, new friend! Feel free to spend some time hereabouts! We hope you enjoy your stay.

And help yourself to the bag of venomous arthropods. Don't worry; they don't bite!

Salutations!
(Drasvetye!)
Hola!
(And welcome a-Board!)
*Badum-Tish!*

Pleased to make your acquaintance Kaite.
(Wow. Kaite. A normal name. That's not a bad thing, don't get me wrong, I'm actualy quite pleased to see a normal name. It's just, I never thought I would miss run-of-the-mill names. Anyhow, my name is John Johnson.)
...I thought it was Jumper?
(It is. On the board. Outside however, when I am on a regular planet, like to use John.)
Well, yes, but I always thought that was your quick, say-somthing-quick name. I always thought your real name was-
(We are waisting this poor girls time with our chatter.)
Oh, yes. Sorry about that.

So, you seem to have done the required reading, including missions, which is always good. Any favorites? Plus, while on questions, I must ask you... other things?

(Now, I beleve, is gifting time. Since you are a Nintendo fan, I shall give you one fire flower! Not as famous as the mushrooms, but when facing a particularly aggressive Sue, it becomes a wonderful asset.)

Glad to see new faces around here, and I hope to see more of you in the future. Till then, see you.
(Dosvedanya.)
Goodbye.
(Farewell...)

Welcome a-board, Kaite! I'm KittyNoodles... as you can probably tell... and Im'ma give you bleepnerds and a welcome-huggle! -huggles-

I do have a question or two or you:
-What are your fandoms?
-Have you read any PPC missions yet?

Also, don't worry about not writing any fanfiction - if you do or don't, it's up to you and does not make you a good or bad person. (Also, if you feel safer doing missions with a helper or several, you don't have to ask for Permission to co-write with someone who already has Permission.)

Have some lemming repellent, and I think everyone else has said what I'd like to say.

Really though, your enthusiasm is appreciated - just don't rush into things! And if you really want to kill badfic you could MST it; that doesn't require Permission and could be just as cathartic (as well as put the flaws of the story on display for easier reference later on).

Greetings, new friend! I look forward to seeing you around!

Help yourself to the bag of venomous invertebrates! Don't worry; they don't bite!

Have a slingshot and bag of pebbles.

Welcome to the PPC! Hope you have fun, which is likely, considering your enthusiasm. I see some other Boarders have addressed that, so I won't. I hope this misunderstanding doesn't keep you away from the PPC. I'll tell you something--I only joined the Board only because I saw that hanging around for some time was necessary for getting Permission to write missions. Then I joined, and I realized that I enjoyed this community, and I didn't even have to write any missions. I don't have Permission yet, and I'm fine, because I love being part of the community.
Oh, and, as a newbie gift, have a fluffy hat (color/pattern up to you).

Welcome to our little board. Though, with all the new people coming in, it won't be small at all shortly.

Woah, a sporking in the works already? Slow down partner, ya got to get a little known around here before you jump to mission making. Kitty spelled it out fairly well. Still, good to see you are at least enthusiatic. Good trait in a PPC member. Still, perhaps a simple MST would do? Afterall, MST's alow you to snark your way through the whole fic, which is pretty fun.

Now comes the time for questions. These questions must be answered, or else nothing can go on. Exept everything can still go on, I would just be disapointed. So, here are your questions:
1. What are your fandoms?
2. How did you find the PPC?
3. Since you want to do missions, what department do you want to work in, or do you not know?
4. Have you read the constitution?
5. Have you read The Original Seres?

Answer those, and we should all get along swimingly. Oh, and if Anonymous is you, make sure to either make an acount or remember to fill the Author box each time you post.

Erm... are you considering doing a mission as a member of the PPC? Because it's generally better if you:

-Hang around for a while - no specific time, but long enough for us to get to know you a bit.
-Read as many missions as you can (well, okay, at least enough to see how different departments do different things).
-Read stuff on the Wiki (because the Wiki is full of funny pages).
-Ask for Permission before creating your first agent pair (and there's even a Wiki page all about Permission, for your convenience and whatnot).
-Maybe even cowrite in the meantime (just make sure your cowriting partner/s has/have Permission)!

...and then do some sporkings (which I assure you are totally worth the wait).

On the other hand, you can spork something without affiliating yourself with the PPC, and you don't need Permission or that. Other Boarders probably know more about that approach than I do, though. :D


-- Kitty, attempting to be helpful and signing her name because she can, dernit.

It would probably help if you described what type of badfic you are wanting to spork...
Reading some missions and the wiki might help.
Also, you need to create an agent if you haven't already.
I know I'm not much help, (since I'm pretty new myself) but hey, this advice is better than nothing.

Simply decreasing the level of Glitter in a Sue's bloodstream may remove the Sueishness. It's the rough equivalent of rewriting the character.
This is the prescribed treatment (along with a stint in FicPsych) for all Homestuck fantrolls, since they're all canon characters according to Word of God.

I've often toyed with the idea of banishing the Sue to the Void.

They're not dead, because that implies that they existed, and were thus alive, at some point.

In the world of the mind, all things are possible.

-Phobos, so deep he's hanging out with Mole-people

From what I understand (anyone, feel free to add onto- or correct anything), the canon doesn't snap back into place until the Sue is dead - otherwise her influence continues on, no matter what shape or minor mishap befalls her.

Along that same vein, if it's one of those 'dramatic death' Sues - or any Sue that dies in the end - you have to kill them before they can die as their story would have them do, because otherwise their death sort of stamps the Suefluence onto the canon and makes a much larger headache for those of us protecting the canon in question.

I know you don't know me, but that's only because I haven't been able to post for a few days.

I just wanted to warn you - if you keep up this way of asking Permission before anybody knows you well enough to decide, you're liable to get in trouble.

So please, try and slow down a bit, okay?

I don't feel like you really read what we had to say. We don't hate you, we aren't mad at you. We're sincerely trying to get you to go about this the right way - we've given you all the stuff you can do, I've explained why lurking isn't the same as letting us get to know you...

It's wonderful that you want to spork. It really is. And it's great that you want to spork as a member of the PPC. You need to be active on the Board for more than just one day - you need to actually talk to us in different threads, interact with others on the Board more than just read their posts. And as far as cowriting goes, you won't ever cowrite if you never ask anyone who does have Permission if you can tag along as help.

Please, please go and read this page, because it really will explain every reason why you cannot just barge in and ask Permission to spork as a PPCer on the same day that you finally introduce yourself to the Board.

In my first post, I accidentally wrote that there were three characters instead of two.

Let me just correct this by mentioning:

Drake Ironpoint - In a series with a cast including the world's unluckiest woman, an egotistical sorcerer, a seafaring captain that reeks Aura of Smooth, and a Mercenary With a Heart of Gold, Drake stands alone as really the only normal person of the group. Even despite being born an Animagus to a family of high-end Animagi, Drake prefers living a simple life and practicing the skills of a huntsman over his natural-born talents. In a fight, Drake only resorts to magic when he absolutely has no other choice. Despite the inherent danger of being romantically involved with the Iron Butt Monkey of the cast, Drake keeps a healthy, humorous and natural relationship with Iris, partially on account of his saving her life once, and his ability to turn most bad situations into comedic ones.

Well, I'd have to say that I really like my character Deryn Salir, a bodyguard for the supernatural elite. I used to RP as her, but eventually I revised her occupation so that she worked for a consulting exorcism firm. She's a very sassy, impulsive character that gets into a lot of trouble when she runs her mouth,, which is often. I decided to change her occupation when I realised that bodyguards would have to be a good deal more thoughtful and stoic than she was.

My favorite OC ever, who has, by now, accumulated a fair share of adventures and oddities.

Jack - Jack's from my original 'verse. In the beginning, he was a recurring side character, but eventually he got his own batch of stories he's featured in.
He's a Computer Science teacher in a boarding school and leads a secret life as an (in)famous hacker.
He's kind of a genius, but he's always been hiding that fact since, even in that world, being the smart kid in school gets insults (and more material things) thrown at you. He later returned to his old school as a teacher, mainly because he felt like he needed to rise the average quality of Computer Science teachers there.
Most of the time, he's goofing around and can get a bit arrogant, but he knows when things are serious and will call you out on it. He's also very protective of children, especially those in his school.
There's tons of story and background details about this character, to the point of ending up as almost-Sue on the Litmus Test. Most of that comes from him being one of my favorite character, so that I keep adding details and things that happened. Given the world and the fact that he's best friends with the 'verse's weirdness magnet, strange things are bound to happen to him.

I'll stop here before I go on rambling any more.

From someone else's works I'd have to admit I adore Samantha Carter - who is, actually, not the Sam Carter you're probably thinking of. She's from "The Secret Life of John Watson", and she is just really hilarious and realistic and provides good insight into what it'd actually be like to date John Watson. Her friends are amazing and their interactions remind me of my interactions with my own friends. It's fantastic.

Anyway... in my own terms I think I really like Takara from the International Academy of Hetalia Fanfiction. Truth be told she was modelled off an OC from the Hetalia Facebook Roleplay group I used to be a part of, and this OC had been a good character up until she murdered my character (who, by the way, was Hugh Fraser), and I realised she... well. She was the daughter of England and Japan, had a speshul necklace, was dating a human diplomat, got away with a lot of crap, and was pretty and witty and seemingly innocent (she hoarded yaoi). And really, her entire thing of shipping Hugh with his colleague Charlie (who also shows up in IAHF) should've been ...ing annoying, yet he kinda put up with it and I thought that was a bit unfair (and a bit unrealistic). So when I started writing Takara, I changed her into a shy nurse who has a crush on Hugh (and is an orphan, but apparently her parents were English and Japanese, not necessarily England and Japan), and who faces the consequences of taking Aura of Smooth to seduce him - most of the school thinking she's a turncoat and a pregnancy to boot. She was one of the characters that grew the most in her short time in IAHF, I think, and despite the fact that he'd been Suefluenced at first to sleep with her, I think Hugh harbours affections for her (though that may stem from respect for her handling the aftermath of the entire fiasco with maturity and not from, say, some demented Suvian Stockholm Syndrome).

From original fiction, or from our fanfics?

I'm currently working on an adaptation of Sherlock Holmes in the Redwall universe, because the only thing better than a modern spin on it is a spin on it with badass medieval furries. While the characters are inevitably based on some character of the SH canon, I'm trying to make them my own, both in terms of a few personality traits and backstory, so that they feel very Redwall-flavor.

Quindon Russet is the Watson, a young squirrel who, as of the beginning of the story, recently left the services of the Long Patrol. (There are a number of reasons I didn't make him a hare, one of which being that the Baskerville story takes place in Southsward with the royal squirrels, and a plot point in the original is that someone mistakes Watson for Sir Henry and warns him off, which clues him in.) In this, I made Quindon a bit of a free spirit, which aside from his crippled footpaw drives him to leave the Long Patrol at all. His other main weakness besides the limp is a crippling fear of water, which I couldn't resist giving him to give the inevitable Reichenbach scene more tension, as well as to add comedic scenes when Damon Thorn (Holmes) drags a protesting squirrel onto a boat for some reason or other. Also, the friendship between the two leads is an unlikely one, and almost doesn't happen at all since Thorn is a ferret. In fact, the first thing Quindon does upon seeing Thorn is attack him. Of course, right afterward Thorn drags him to the scene of a murder and asks for his healer's opinion, and that is the start of a beautiful friendship.

Halftail is the Wiggins of the story, a tough, scrappy rat child who leads a small gang of equally young and scruffy rats in Mossflower Woods. At one time they had aspirations for infamy as a feared band of cutthroats, but age and inexperience threatened to get them all killed or pressed into a horde before long. Luckily, Damon Thorn found them before then. Halftail was suspicious at first, but Thorn offered them proper clothing, food, shelter, and medicine if need be, in exchange for the gang's services as his spies, informants, and messengers. Over the course of a few seasons, Halftail warmed up to the ferret and became incredibly loyal to him. He and his gang, now dubbed the Baker's Tavern Irregulars when they're out of earshot, address Thorn as "Chief". He's a bit wary about this strange squirrel joining things, but he gets used to Quindon after a while.

Finally, Shad Swiftpaw and Ivy are a pair of weasel friends that frequent the Baker's Tavern and often give Thorn information about the various villains and ruffians he has to contend with in his adventures, being as they are from a less than desirable background themselves. Shad was a former hordebeast and Ivy used to sing and dance in seaside taverns, and both of them still have connections with old comrades and fellow scoundrels. They're based off of Kitty Winter and Shinwell Johnson, two characters that showed up in only one Sherlock Holmes story, but I liked them so much that I decided to make them recurring minor characters.

If, after I translated it, the grammar and punctuation had been decent. Oh well.

連鎖信件通常是通過電子郵件發送的，而不是由論壇。你在做什麼？

Then I could Conspiracy!Translate this in like, three seconds.

Here's one from "The Legend of Linka - Twilight Princess" by wild and free 500. Freshly gathered from FanFiction.net

The result is pure, utterly confusing gold.

Original:
"Get up you lazy piece of crap!" Linkas dad yelled at her.I, Linka yawned a stood up. I was not the one to be afraid,

especially a person like my father bent down as if to fix his shoelace , then stood up and whacked me in the face. I fell, my face bloody from his long fingernails. He started yelling at me, and usually I am was silent. But

not today I yelled: Your the piece of crap! All I want is love from you and I get NOTHING BUT HATRED! Then my father grabbed me by my shirt and yelled: "I never wanted a girl in fact I never wanted a child!" I fell back, tears sprung from my eyes. My father had some hurtful things, but this was too much. I ran out of the house, slamming the screen door behind her. Vowing to never come back."Im going to the godess woods" I said. 'no one ever is sad there!" I ran till she came up to the woods, but something was different. I gasped as I saw a huge wall of black blocking my path.I reached out to touch it, something grabs her and before I knew it i was in the woods, but it was dark with monsters everywhere. The mutent monster choking me smelled of burning flesh, I noticed the

triangle on my hand started to glow. Blinded by the light, the monster threw me, I landed with aching pain. I was on her hands and knees, and soon enough found her self fainted. Linka heard a shriek and stood up. She shook her head, and looked around. Her body felt different, strange in a way, she looked down saw four paws, and a wolf like tail.

"Im chained!" She tried to get out at a extreme state of panic she looked up, an imp like creature is staring at me. with nowhere to run, I growled , metal hard teeth bared with anger and the imp like creature came infront of her. "I found you!" she said excitedly. "What are you?!" I yelled. "Not importent!" She exclaimed. " I need you, you see I have need some things. and I need your help little wolf." "My name is Linka!" I howled at her. "Linka?!" she yelled. "Are by any chance related to link?" "My abusive father? then yes!" The little imp looked as if in deep thought.

"Well whatever!" the imp said. "You MIGHT be useful. And listen" she grabbed my ear back. "you have to be my servant

because I know how to get you back to the light world". "That way you wont need to hang around the twilight creatures anymore." "Like you?" I put her hands on her hip, gave an cocky smile and said: "You want out or not little wolf?" "Out please!" I snarled. The imp clasps her hands together and sent out a ray of blackness. I flinched the darkness making my head hurt. For 5 seconds I could not think. My mind filled with only fear. When I was able to open my eyes the chain was gone, I was out of my cell. But their was something heavy on my back. I looked at my back,

the imp was on my back, riding me like a horse! extremely offended, I tried to throw her off, she grabbed my ear, which made me stop. "Listen! if it would help my name is Midna. And i expect you to EXACTLY what I say. "besides" Midna said. I have the key to you way back and you wouldn't want to give that up would you now?" she did a little girl giggle.

I looked Midna over. Yes she was some form an imp. She wore a hatthat was black rock, with many designs. She was gray but had a black like vest shaped black over her arms and chest. Big yellow eyes and a little pointy tooth sticking out of her mouth. I looked at her and said fine Midna. She grinned like she is evil. She probably is,I thought. Im crazy to do it. But as if compelled by an evil Power, I looked at her and said "Yes, I will". "Good ,thats what in thought." She giggled her little girl giggle. And flew off my back to the mid air, and threw her hand to the ground and a blue and black portal appeared.

I flinched as I felt the evil power overcome me. She went into the portal and told me to follow. I did. My head aching.

Suddenly my whole body turned to little black suddenly I felt life again and slowly my body become itself again. I thought the land of Hyrule might be bad. But as Midna settled on my back with a hard thud.I looked at my surroundings. I nearly fainted as I saw the Sky all black. Little black squares rising all around me. Mutent evil creatures and birds everywhere. Midna put a dark force around me, to keep me from falling from shock. She did an evil smile showing her nasty collection of strange teeth. and whispered in my ear "Its perfect".


Translated:
"Get up, lazy shit!" Left. E. opened my father shouted again. Never been afraid

Especially for someone like my father, mild to fix the ropes, then got up and knocked on the person. I signed my nails long and bloody face. Gel used to be at rest at a distance, came to me. But

It was that day, I cried, I will give you shit! I just want what you want, and get more than hate and sadness was my father took and cried, "the child was too old to not want her daughter:" I know who signed the post-tears from my eyes. Bad Father, but is also very. And ran out of the house to meet them shut the door behind her. Voving never to return. "I go to the forest goddess," I said. "It's always sad" until I ran was a forest, but another table I saw a huge black wall gaspt to join me before I know, I know, is able to equalize. J. Omens dark forest, but everywhere. I new monster choking smell of burning flesh

Triangle in my hands began to glow. Turn to me and gave me a monster headache pain. The hands on my knees, and a small horse collapsed. I heard a cry rose on the left. She shook her head and looked around. Otherwise, I saw the hair in a big way for foot drop and was like tail of a wolf.

"I am a prisoner!" Tested to panic, as it seemed to me, looking elf creature. Cold hard metal teeth with rage and list - like creature with a place to run, and I Ground against you. "I found you!" These excitement. "What are you?" He cried. "It's not cheap," I wondered. "Why do some. Need your help, and there is no free lunch." "The name of the link" in your face. "Left?" She screamed. "But perhaps the tank?" "My father, contempt; C. Then, no! "If the devil is in the high, consider the offer.

"Okay!" Imp said. "This page is useful to hear" myself dragged into his ears. "To Andy

"". For now I know to come back, and will have to waste time under the new creative "side, his hands, and gave them the cheeky smile and said:" "As for you"; Wolf not quite want to leave ? "" I beg you, and go! "I errors. Imp clamps his hands together and sends a beam of darkness. It was difficult for me to be the head of the chief of darkness hurt me. Opinion about 5 seconds has not happened to me. Exclusive to the fear behind. opened my eyes when I open turn a small room, but a few looked back hard

Pack was on my back, and I like riding! You insulted pulled into a violent passion, I have tried to remove the ears, which gave me no end. "Listen, if you help me remind media. Wait exactly what it says. "Moreover," said media. You do not want to give you, and you should return the key? "And he laughed a little.

Media held in March If one kind of pulses. Blackrock hatthat win with many designs. It was a gray, but it was more like jakket black as black, arms and chest. Yellow eyes, large and small cone out of the mouth. Media looked at me and said well. He smiled and said evil. I suspected. I love it. Limited by the power of evil in the eyes seemed to say. "Yes," "If it's good than I thought." Laughed her laugh was a child. It flies in the air again, and the door and saw a dark blue.

I was hesitant to order that is evil emperor. I had to go to the gate. I did. Headache.

Suddenly my whole body in small black life suddenly felt my body again, and slowly turns. I think hirule, a country that could be bad. But look media and lived in the back of my net. J. difficult environment. I saw the dark sky almost fainted. Black boxes, grow around me. Turn off the evil creatures and birds around the world. Media mode power of darkness that surrounds me, to keep the data that falls from the shock. Laugh at the poor showing poor collection of funny teeth. Whispers in your ear, "infinite"

...used a passage from "My Immortal", with spelling corrected?

The original passage:

"Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if you don't know who she is get the hell out of here!). I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them."

After an English-Swahili-Bulgarian-Dutch-Estonian-Latin-English translation:

"Greetings, my name is Black, and I do Dark'ness Raven for a long time DEMENTIA ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple and red tips of the rod can reach him, my eyes back towards the icy blue and is clear of the people, like many of my tears Friend horakazhi the faces of Tacitus and that it is (it is not that, if any). I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I am also a witch and the magic school called Hogwarts in England, where I was a year (I'm 17). I Am GOTH (in case you we can not say), and I have come to wear more black. I do love hot, and I buy all my clothes there. So today I wore black lace corset with matching black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, "white", black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I went outside the "Hogwarts." This is very much not the only ones, that the rain stop. A lot of me looking vs. Part of my finger on them"

From "An Unexpected Companion":

His gaze settled on Kestrel, and something made her breath hitch in her throat. Was it fear? She couldn't be sure. But whatever it was, whether it was his commanding presence or the pair of stormy gray eyes that were locked on her own, it left her unable to speak. "Show me what it is you're carrying with you.", he said firmly. It was clear to Kestrel that this was not a request. She cautiously opened the hand that had been clenched around the beautiful necklace. The necklace that she had gazed into as the world evaporated around her.

And after English-Norwegian-Arabic-Hindi-French-Czech-Chinese-Japanese-English:

Kestrel blocking breathing was calm eyes and throat. Fear? He also can not be sure. However, all the rest of the eye of the storm primer gray seals, lock her silence. "Let me see what you need with you is you." She said firmly. Obviously, it does not require a kestrel. Gorgeous necklace, hand, carefully opened. Series that had been concentrated, staring in the world.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8901090/1/Brighter-Than-The-Sun
The story is stopped halfway through the first chapter to tell us Katarina Roliano's backstory and description.

From English to Latin to Dutch to Serbian to Portugese to English.

Wait! Very address that stop time may be less interested in the history of knowledge after Katrina.

Katrin Roliano is 18. She has a reddish eyes blackened and long, curly brown hair waist length now, the punishment of the offender.

Father of Catherine and father Pevensie knew of classmates. So it is not surprising that he should be moved in two houses Pevensie family with Catherine, Catherine, and children were good friends.

When the war began, and they were the Pevensie Teacher Kirk and Katrina were different. Si and people are reunited a year after the game.

Unfortunately, Catherine, said Lucy's adventures take place in Narnia, because the secret of the teacher's home.

Catherine believed everything he said Lucy, as she always read books fairy called even now, and it is expected that, in some places, like the earth, in a country that was not there. Moreover, even Susan admitted that she was there!

From "It's not a blender it's a coffeemaker!", one of the fics I'm planning to spork,.

Original:

She held herself with an air of pride, and arrogance. She was tall and slender, and could strike jealousy even in the most dead of men, and she was graceful. Her eyes shifted colors of the rainbow, or could be held at will, her hair was a rich mahogany waterfall that shimmered down her back. She wore only what most mortal men would call a bikini, it wasn't it was a senya, she wore a sheer fabric skirt over her hips with a leather belt from which hung a scabbard holding the Excalibur blade, bangles moved with grace around her wrists and ankles, accented by the sheer shawls she wore over her shoulders and the chandelier earring she wore. She was sent by her royal council to assist a Starfleet flag ship as they crossed a terrain in space known for illness and sickness curable only by the rumored beautiful Elvic healers.

After English-Spanish-Greek-Lithuanian-Hebrew-Haitian Creole-English:

It was with pride and want to see when. He was tall and thin, and it can hurt even more jealous than men
Died, and it was fun. His eyes rainbow of colors, or they can free their own desires, her hair was a cascade
Brilliant tone down his back. Just put this most mortal would call bikini, Senya, wear only a skirt fabric on the thighs with a leather belt, from which hangs a sheet tray Calibur watch, bracelet move gracefully around his arm and ankles arm party stresses placed on their own shoulders, put chandelier earrings. He sent the Royal Council to participate in the flag race, know about the disease and cure diseases just rumors run to Elvic most beautiful on earth.

Wow--it was bad to start with.

From 'Allyson's Journey', a Harry Potter Badfic:

"15-year-old Allyson Persephone Mandell is sitting in her front yard, on a lawn chair, enjoying the beautiful weather of March 17, 2010. She has her iPod on, blasting Two is Better Than One by Boys Like Girls (A/N: I love this song, if you haven't heard it, look it up). She's been out there for about 15 minutes, staring at the flawless, blue sky when, quite unexpectedly, she notices a brown and white speckled owl flying towards her. 'What is an owl doing out in the middle of the day in Wisconsin?' she thinks to herself. The owl flies straight up to her and lands on the ground. It looks expectantly up at her and lifts it's leg. She sees the letter tied there and carefully, as to not hurt the bird, unties the letter. Once it is free, the owl flies away. 'Strange.' she internally muses.

Opening the letter, she reads what is written, in elegant, curvy script.

Allyson,
You are very special to the wizarding world. I know you have no idea what this means, but bare with me. You, if you wish, will be taken from your time, which will be frozen, and thrown into the past, 1975 to be exact, where you will become a student and learn all about magic. Please, consider it and I know you'll do the right thing. If you accept, say the spell, out loud, that's written at the bottom of this note, which will then become a port-key and take you to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, in 1975. There you must go through the front doors, and follow the stairs. Upon reaching the third level, follow the hallway until you reach the Gargoyle statue. The password is 'Licorice Wands' and you will be allowed entry. Give this letter to me, Professor Dumbledore, and I will help you from there.
Thank you, Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Spell:Vii mind tagasi*, Fifteen June Nineteen Seventy-Five

Shrugging her shoulders, and pulling out her headphones, putting her iPod in her pocket, she stands up and recites the spell. Sure enough, she is surrounded by a bright blue light and begins to spin."


And after being put through English-Danish-Hebrew-Arabic-Norwegian-Serbian-English, this is what comes out:

"Persephone Alison Mandel 15 years sitting in your yard, garden chair, and enjoy the beautiful weather of 17 March 2010. Let your iPod with another blast of the best boys and girls, one by one, like (/ N: I love this song, if you heard it, check it out). I went there for 15 minutes, looking flawless blue sky, when suddenly, in a brown and white speckled night flying. "What is the shape of an owl in the daytime and Wisconsin?" Authority. The owl flew right in the face and fell to the ground. It looked at her expectantly and increases bone. See the cover letter and care so that they do not harm the birds, solves this message. Once free, the owl flew away. "It's strange." Internal reflection.

Open it up, it says what is written in elegant script rounding.

Alison,
You are a very special world of witches. I know that you have no idea what that means, but bare with me. You, if you will, that will take their time and will be frozen, and that in the past, 1975 to be exact, where students will learn all about magic. Please look at it and know to do right. If you accept, says Spelling, the highest, which is written at the bottom of this note, it will be a major port and take you to Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry, in 1975. Here you have a front door and follow the steps. After reaching the third level, follow the hallway until you reach the statue zveri.Lozinka "Icoritz sticks" and will not be allowed entry. Give me the letter, Professor Dumbledore, and that will help.
Thank you, Albus Dumbledore Hogwarts school of witchcraft President and sorcery

Magic: The Seventh tagasi * Fifteen 19th June, and five hours

Ignored shoulder and left ear, and put the iPod in my pocket, and stood beside him, recited magic. In fact, it is surrounded by bright blue light starts to spin."

Let's see what happens when we do it to the Eye of Argon!

A sweeping blade of flashing steel riveted from the massive barbarians hide enameled shield as his rippling right arm thrust forth, sending a steel shod blade to the hilt into the soldiers vital organs. The disemboweled mercenary crumpled from his saddle and sank to the clouded sward, sprinkling the parched dust with crimson droplets of escaping life fluid.

The enthused barbarian swilveled about, his shock of fiery red hair tossing robustly in the humid air currents as he faced the attack of the defeated soldier's fellow in arms.

becomes

Special barbarians waving his right hand and a shield enameled stainless steel blade with blade mercenari Vitale grated drawn, disemboweled bodies shoes flashing gene has been an asset to send soldiers to hide and of the bold, bright red liquid in a cloud of dust and a few drops of running false.

Wings beat his fellow soldiers because the attacker enthusiastic vandal, red hair, moist air currents, strong fellow flaming swilveled

From "The orcs tale" by Ladiesman567:

My heart pounded fast in my chest and I stopped breathing, it was like all air was being sucked out of me. Suddenly, I saw it, a giant, grumpy old orc, with a face like a bucket of mud. Fist clenched around the hilt of my sword, I moved forward towards the creature. "What makes you think you have the right to be on our land" the orc growled viciously. Scowling I answered "This is as much my land as it is yours, more even you gargantuan beast"

"Oh yeah" answered the orc, and without warning he hit me. That was it I, pulled out my sword and ran it through the putrid beast's heart, but, unexpectedly, it gave the orc no damage! Filled with rage, the oaf punched me with the hand that was embedded with the burning blade symbol. Again I stabbed it; only this time in the face, and when I finished only a skull was left. The veins in the old idiots head were visible even in the dark, and the ground was covered with green blood. Lady Proudmoore may not abide this behaviour, but that was not going to stop me, and then again what the Lady did not know could not hurt her. On my way back to Northwatch I ran into Colonel Lorena "What have you been doing out late Kristoff? She said in a somewhat terrifying voice. Lost for words I just stared at her in shock "Just been having a walk" I finally rasped, petrified and horrified. Lorena looked disgusted; I knew I was in trouble "At 4 in the morning that is relentlessly uncivilized." Hoping upon hopes that she did not know what I had done I answered "Just had to clear my head, what with all this hustle going on." Luckily for me before she could answer there was a distant howl in the surroundings of Northwatch, I just hoped it was not too dangerous. Somewhere in the darkness I heard growling and a touch of breathing and then a full frontal howl "HOOOOWWWWL"

Lorena screamed "WOLF" in a high pitched voice, and breathed a meitres scroll incantation and instantly she and I appeared in the throne room of Lady Proudmoore's castle. Stunned at the fact that Lorena could do such a spell I hardly even noticed the form of Lady Proudmoore on her throne. After what seemed like hours to me, Lorena finally awoke Lady Proudmoore, and said "So sorry to wake you at this hour but in my nightly search for oncoming demons and humanoids I found Kristoff snooping around." My blood turned to ice when Lady Proudmoore looked both tired and also very cross. After a few moments the Lady finally said" Why exactly have you been wondering these parts?" It took me a while to think of an excuse but finally I answered "Just needed to clear my head." As well as Lorena, Lady Proudmoore did not believe what the chamberlain was babbling on about but he was a respected adviser so…. There was an awkward silence for a while, but Lorena broke the silence by saying "Since we have no proof that Kristoff was doing nothing I think he should be banned from leaving the palace." I was quite annoyed that Lorena was trashing me but she could be a lot stricter! Even though Lady Proudmoore looked like she wanted nothing less than to do this but she still said "That, I think, is quite reasonable so you are banned from leaving the palace Kristoff." The next morning I planned to go to the docks but then remembered that I was expelled to the palace, I signed then I collapsed on my bed and almost instantly went back to sleep. An orc was running at me and then it cut my head off….AAGGHH! I screamed I had just witnessed the most petrifying dream I had ever had! Hiding my head in my hands, trying to remember every detail was almost impossible, it was so long and wide. Just as I was about to go for a walk I remembered what The Lady had said so I just got dressed and joined the others in the dining hall downstairs. There was (oh the shame of it) only porridge left tut tut. The Lady said "Did you sleep well"

After English-Spanish-Arabic-Hebrew-French-English:

My heart was pounding in my chest and breathing, as if all the air out of me thrown. Suddenly, I saw a big old anger York, with a face like a bucket of Batz. Grasp the handle of the sword, I walked towards the creature. "What makes you think that you have the right to be on our land," growled furiously York. Frowning said: "This is my land, as for you, more giant monster"

"Oh, yes," replied York, and hit me without warning. I did, and I took the sword and my heart rotten animal, but, unexpectedly, all ORC damaged! Auf filled with rage, struck with the hand that has been integrated into a fire code sheet. A stabbed once, but this time in the face, and when I finished the skull was abandoned. veins Old idiots head visible even in the dark, and the ground was covered with green blood. Mrs. brave does not support this behavior, but I do not want to stop, then again he did not know the woman did not was injured. On the way back, I met Colonel Northwatch and Renee "What the late Christopher? Said its scary to some extent. Is lost for words seemed little in shock, "I just had to roll," and finally a hoarse voice., And Reina petrified disgust and shock, and I knew that I was hoping she hopes disorder does not know what he was doing, he replied: "I just had to clear my head, so" at four in the morning, it is a relentless culture. "All this is happening emotionally." Lhmzl before I could answer, there was a long complaint Northwatch, I just hope it is not too serious. Somewhere in the darkness, I heard grunts and a touch of breath and then howling at the full "HOOOOWWWWL"

Renee cried "wolf" in a loud voice, and breathed magic meitres immediately turned and went to the throne of the manor Lady Proudmoore. Lorna was surprised by the fact that this wave might not notice how courageous lady chair. After what seemed like an hour, Lady Proudmoore and Reina finally woke up, he said: "I'm sorry I was awake at this hour, but my request to be demons during the night and inhalation Christoph humanoid" turns ice in my blood, when it became Lady Proudmoore fatigue and also crosses. Mrs. After a few moments finally said, "what I was a student here?" It took some time to think of an excuse, but finally said, "I just need to clear my head." In addition, Lorna, do not think Lady Proudmoore server was babbling on about but he was a highly respected advisor .... There was a awkward silence for a while, but Lorna broke the silence and said: "As we have no evidence that it was not something you think we should Christoph allowed to leave the palace" irritates me that you destroy the Lorena, but can be much more difficult! Although the lady looks Proudmoore He wanted nothing less than to do, but said: "That, I think, is probably what is allowed to leave the palace Christophe." In the morning, the intention of go to the port, but then remembered the position, he was banished from the palace, then collapsed on the bed and fell asleep almost immediately. Ran ORC and cut my head off and then .... AAGGHH! screamed because the most terrifying dream I've ever had! He buried his head in his hands, trying to remember every detail was almost impossible, as long as wide. while I was about to take a trip remember what he had said lady, and then I just got dressed and joined the others in the dining room on the ground floor. Summer (oh the shame) strawberry strawberry oatmeal just left. Dame said: "Sleep- you well "

Hee, this is fun!

I like where this is going.

I'm fairly sure that this means Zuko is Olivia Newton.





I can certainly see the resemblance.

Congratulations, hermione! May your sporkings be many and awesome! :D

I look forward to seeing missions from you two!

Congrats, Hermione! :) And good luck to Tanya and Joani!

~DF

More Star Trek missions to look forward to? I like where this is going! ^__^

In celebration of your successful permission request, my main agents would like to provide your agents with a few items to help them on their missions (or around HQ, or wherever).

Eagrus sends Tanya and Joani a necklace each, with a 25% resist fire enchantment to reduce damage from exploding PPC tech, (also good against flamethrower-wielding agents, mad fire-mages, common species of dragon, mini-Balrogs etc.).

Cyba sends a pair of targeting glasses each, which also double as neuralyser protection and generally look cool.

Phi offers her assistance if required, and Sigma adds that you can borrow her ship, The Silver Hound, on the condition of her piloting (you think you also catch something about avoiding scratching of paintwork).

I look forward to your missions!

Have a celebratory neck-nerve-pinch to-

Oh, crap, she's not moving.

Uh, I'll... I'll just leave the cake on the table and call medical, then...

I wondered when you were going to ask. {= )

My only concern about the agents is that I'm not sure why Joani had to let herself get partially assimilated to infiltrate a Borg cube when the usual canon-cloaking-and-SEP-field effect ought to work just as well on Borg as on any other canons. Plus, it seems to me that "oh noes, we're Borg now!" is getting a bit tired, between Tawaki's Assimilation Crisis, Cyba's disguise generator mishap (and subsequent duplication), and now this. I don't want to deny you permission just on that basis—just because it's been done before doesn't mean it's bad or wrong—but I would encourage you and Apricot to reconsider Joani's backstory before you actually start writing. As huge as the Star Trek universe is, there has to be something besides Borg to give a character a scar and hangups about technology.

Everything else looks fine, and I love that their response center has its own backstory. I wonder if the previous occupants of RC #1966 and RC #999 ever hung out back in the day. The current occupants should absolutely meet up sometime. If you ever want to co-write a crossover mission, let me know. *g*

~Neshomeh

Though I am not a PG. But your characters look fun

These seem alright to me. Of course, I'm not a PG, but your agents don't look overpowered and the DMS Star Trek division could really use some missions, so I'd rate your chances of success being fairly high.

Yay! A new OFAS chapter! You know, I really feel sorry for Data when he gets around to teaching. I also think teaching in a holodeck is a sensible idea - I don't think the students could be trusted near a proper warp core yet. The fan of crossovers (Ajax) is going to stir things up a bit, I suspect, too.

I'm still happy to do that OFAS co-write, when everything gets that far. An agent meeting would be amusing, too, actually - poor Joani might have a fit meeting any of my agents but Eagrus, though.

Anyway, good luck on your permission request, and I look forward to more OFAS!

Here, have some bubble wrap.

Sorry about the late hello and general absence, but Real Life has decided that I should have no time to do anything fun that requires more than five minutes of my time. Thus I've been regretfully neglecting to welcome people. But I'm here now! Yay, party! Have some bleepolate, fellow person who is never able to finish anything!

Sorry for the belated greeting - I'm KittyNoodles. Welcome to the Board and have some bleepnerds as a welcome gift! :D

Sorry for the late welcome. Real Life tends to get in the way.

Anyhoo! Welcome to the Board. Have some of my world-famous hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Un-quench your thirst, just like that!

So many newbies. (myself included)

Here, have a potted purple artichoke.

Take this Wonderball. I's a hollow chocolate ball with pieces of random candy goodness! (I think I'm going to be giving out a lot of these.)

Welcome to the board! Please enjoy this perfectly harmless, mutated adjective! This Awake is a lovely addition to any home, as long as it is fed espresso daily.

Have some lemming repellent; you may need it if you ever forage into the wastes of the Circle of Lemmings.

And oh man, there has been an increase. I took a tally of the types of fics that appeared on the first page of the Hobbit section a couple weeks post-movie release and got more than a quarter Suefics (or possible Suefics). The rest is Thorin/Bilbo, apparently.

*Noses down the posts for information about DawnFire's fandoms* Hmmm, I see you like Tamora Pierce ... Tortall or Circle? I've read all of both with the exception of the Beka Cooper books.
Anyway, have some Stormwing feathers, I probably don't need to mention they're sharp, but I will anyway. They're sharp.

Welcome to the PPC! I know exactly what it's like to have half a dozen project running and then grab new ones *looks anxiously at backlog of badfics and half-written missions*

Have a Chitauri laser-blaster, one of the cool ones that have a blade on the end that Black Widow steals in the last half hour of the movie!

Greetings, new friend!

Have an extra Hobbit-meal! Don't worry, the extra weight will go straight to your sword arm!

I would say welcome to the PPC, but you have been around for a few years now, even if you werequietly observing from the shadows.
(So THAT'S the reason I felt like I was being watched. I thought it was Pinkamina, waiting for the right moment to strike. Now I know it was DawnFire waiting for the right moment to post!)
Now Jumper, be nice.
(What did I do?)

Anyway, as you know, there are a few questions that must be answered.
1. What are your fandoms?
2. Have you read the constitution and TOS? (I asume so, but to be safe...)
3. How did you find us? (Think back, way back.)
4. Do you want to write missions? If so, what department do you want to work under?
5. Do you like bananas?

Answer those, and we will get along just fine. Have a nice continued stay at the PPC. While here, enjoy our complementary bleepren tablets.

Increase? What increase? I never heard of the inevitable explosion of Hobbit fics when the movie hit theaters, oh no.

<sub>No, no bastardization of Hobbits and Dwarves and Maiar and Elves ever... ever happened.

Sigh.</sub>

Welcome, and have some BleepNerds. The tangy flavor mixed with the brain bleach will relieve your worst brain hemorrhoids.

Here's some bubble wrap. Of course we could be friends!

Another D. Gray-Man fan? I thought the day would never come. It isn't as popular as I'd like to think it is, so when someone pops up I get really happy. Have a golem, and welcome a-Board.

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some bleepnerds!

Welcome to the Board! Have some of my world-famous hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. The only tried-and-true counter to the 6 pool!

Hi, have some fudge!

We're a friendly group. :) Here, have a fluffy hat that will change color and pattern to your preferences!

Have a Bag of Holding! You might need it for all these gifts! It's bigger on the inside, and weight-reducing too.

There sure are a lot of us now.
Here, have a spell book of stone to flesh. (Warning: do not use on statues of dangerous mythological creatures.)

Take a Wonderball. Various candies are wrapped (not in actual candy wrappers, mind you) inside a round, chocolate shell! See what you get!

Because I'm new to the posting aspect of PPCing, I forgot. However, I have been reminded, and so, I am now gifting you with such useful items as:

Chocolate (for when you run into Dementors or just plain want some)

Bleepolate (for when you want your memories to go fuzzy while you get a sugar rush)

One (1) exploding pen (same rules as the one in the James Bond movie GoldenEye--click it three times, and you have four seconds, I believe, to disarm it by clicking it three more times. If you don't disarm it, it...explodes rather spectacularly. This particular pen is one of quite a few identical onesmade by Q-branch. Unfortunately, the customized BMW and Q's lunch did not have extras lying around for awed agents to pick up, but on the other hand...exploding pen. Just make sure not to accidentally give it to Skyfall!verse Bond--he's not supposed to have one).

A serving of chips/french fries (straight from a chip shop in Doctor Who canon London)

And a partridge in a--wait, no, sorry. Unless you want one, of course, then you're welcome to it. What I meant was: And a playlist of good music of your choice (for use in drowning out annoying music and conversations in songfics and Mary-Sue fics, and any other fics too, really.)

Welcome to the party :)

~DawnFire

Here is your complimentary Awake! Please feed it espresso, love, or CAFfeine.

Have a gun that fires live bees. Don't worry they rarely bother with the wielder.

Have some lemming repellent! You may need it.

Have a pair of spec- waitthoseareminenogivethemback.

I have things for you! A pair of night-vision goggles, a lion plushie, a cardboard box with "THE ORANGE" printed on the side, an 8-foot bullwhip, and a fencing saber.

But yeah. Welcome!

Hi! Welcome! I suppose I'm technically new myself, but welcome anyway! Nice to meet you!

Hooray for friends! Welcome to the PPC. What're your fandoms? (So I can pick an appropriate welcome gift)

Greetings! Of course we can all be friends!

Now, help yourself to the sack of venomous arthropods. Don't worry; they don't bite!

There's a song that's reminded me consistantly of James Potter for several years now. It's called "To Know Her is to Love Her"; I don't know who it's by, but it was covered by the Beatles (I have it from a CD called 'The Beatles: Live at the BBC'), and it seems to me to fit James' thoughts (and mindset) about Lily Evans perfectly. (And yes, I think he'd at least appreciate the song.)

Also: "Paint it Black" (Rolling Stones)...well, I'd love to make some sort of joke about Sirius liking it, but it actually reminds me more of the Ninth Doctor, especially before he meets Rose. (To be clear--it seems more like a song he'd like than a song that characterizes him).

And "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen will forever remind me of AOS James Kirk, due to him singing along to it in a fanfic I read (and thereby introducing me to the song in the first place). Also, the idea of Jim Kirk liking Queen...well, it seems pretty perfect to me, really. It's exactly his sort of band.

This one is going to sound like a stretch, but I think Master Xehanort would appreciate "Lights" by Ellie Goulding.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NKUpo_xKyQ

The lines "I had a way then, losing it all on my own/And I'm not sleeping now; the dark is too hard to beat" could reference his initial keyblade training and subsequent acceptance of the power of darkness.

"I had a heart then . . ." Could refer to leaving his body behind so his heart could travel through time, or to losing his heart and splitting into a Heartless and Nobody.

"And I think back to when my brother and my sister slept/In an unlocked place the only time I feel safe." The "brothers and sisters" are the Nobodies of Organization XIII while they were still under Xemnas' control, and being prepared as receptacles--"safe places"--for Xehanort's heart.

And of course, the "lights" in the song title and chorus are the heroes who Xehanort has forced into conflict with himself throughout the years, and who have so far managed to halt his plans. "You show the lights that stop me . . . you shine it when I'm alone."

Time for Kitty to be awesomely obvious!

Character: Rebakah Cooper
Canon: The Provost's Dog trilogy by Tamora Pierce
Artist: Heather Dale
Reasoning: I'm not sure if she would enjoy all of Heather's songs, but I feel as though Beka would definitely appreciate "One of Us".

ever since I read this one BBC Sherlock fanfiction that quoted Radiohead lyrics (I think it's fairly well known but I have forgotten the name. Argh.) I imagine Sherlock would like Radiohead a lot.
Especially Karma Police: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBH97ma9YiI

Star Trek, obviously.

Character: Captain Kathryn Janeway
Canon: Star Trek: Voyager
Artist: Bonnie Raitt
Reasoning: While most of her songs are about love, they're usually a woman-takes-charge view, and I feel that the song "Love Me Like a Man" was Janeway's challenge to any guy who would want her. Especially the lines about "Find a man to take me home" and "Love my backbone, would you?" Also, both Bonnie Raitt and Janeway have rougher voices that are still compelling.

Character: Seven of Nine
Canon: Star Trek: Voyager
Artist: Enya
Reasoning: Enya's music follows logical patterns and her voice isn't passionate, which would appeal to Seven's Borg side. But the interplay of the different instrumentals and vocal parts makes the music emotional, bringing Seven in touch with her human side. While not really about Seven, when I first listened to "Long Long Journey", it reminded me of Voyager, especially the chorus: "Long long journey/Through the darkness/Long long way to go/But what are miles across the ocean/to the heart that's coming home". And for Seven, "Book of Days" is about perserverence and trying to find a new life. After leaving the Collective, Seven had to try to make a new life on Voyager and in human society, and (for the most part) succeeded.

(I apologize if the links don't work or don't point to the right thing. I'm on a computer where YouTube is blocked so I have to copypaste the URL from the page where it says "Content Blocked")

Are we doing this for whole bands, or can we do individual songs?

I'm going to have to say right now that Mabel Pines from Gravity Falls would really like Owl City. Here's "When Can I See You Again": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7eajYbsjQc I think the upbeat rhythms, Sweet Dreams Fuel themes, and sometimes-weird but generally very sweet lyrics would appeal to her. And yes, this is the same song I said would probably be Agent Jack's theme song.

Finn from Adventure Time would probably enjoy DragonForce. If you haven't heard that band, I don't blame you, but here's a classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaSYvvfzYaE It's a bit of a guilty pleasure for me, but in my opinion Finn would love it for the metal and for the somewhat meaningless but still badass lyrics. I know I do.

But can I substitute with key search words?

And can they be OCs?

If so:

Character: Simon Bellamay III
Canon: The Chronicle of Simon Bellamay the Third
Band: Broken Iris, "A New Hope"
Reasoning: So, the song talks about a guy at the gravestone of somebody close to him, trying to find something that inspires him to continue on past his feelings of loss and lonliness. That's about... oh, 50% of Simon's whole backstory, which is why he starts off so pissy in the story.

This sounds interesting! I'm also pretty sure I've recently found several songs that would either fit a character quite well or that a character would like, only I can't actually remember them right now...I'll check back later once I've had some sleep, I think :)

But yeah. Cool idea!

(Also, what do you mean by 'world one'?)

~DF

There is already a game thread right underneath this one. Why not post a few things in there? Hell, you could pick out a few MSues from The Original Series or something and take a stab as to what their favorite songs could be, if you want to keep with the MSue theme.

Catastrophe: the Sues we were keeping in the Board's basement have managed to escape. How they did this, I have no idea.

Fortunately, I have managed to hide in a closet where we were storing some rather nice suits of armour. I've managed to pry an HEV suit out of its locker and to power up its shields. It's a bit big, but the hazmat protection it gives is well worth the discomfort. Hopefully the suit's seals can repel Glitter...

My first priority is to find an RA to get back to World One. Hopefully I'll be able to do so without attracting any attention. I still don't know where are the other people that were hanging out here. Maybe I'll bump into them while walking around.



Hm... Maybe I should go with the OctoCamo suit instead...

Hi guys I'm so excited to be hear I mean Ive lurked for like ver btu I finally get to meet you! I came to the PPC after I had a awesome dream about it and saw the first episode of the original series being published two years ago!!!! since then I watche the community grow and i think its just awesome though not the people who write stupid sues and dumb agents i mean srsly.


Oh and i already have an agents pair! since i've been here frever can i just start writing missions with them right away? the first one is karif (bcasue I kno all arabic and i only had to take one year of classes!!!) nd he was a canim in a codez alera fafnic but the dumb sue turned him into a ttlly hot bishie guy w wolf ears anda tail!!! He doesnt do the blood magic cus eeew blood but he can make magical fire that's blue and is totally aesoem.

his partner is msitral and she's like a ninja but from a steampunk unievese and is a total inventor fenius like tony stark (he's soooo hawt) but with steampunk and shes all ninjay.

So i hope i can start writing missions soon!!!!

...did you think yu got rid of me??? i'm back and you cant stop me... never!

now give me permission or... i'll write baaad things about u all over da intarnet!

Just making sure. This sounds pretty fun! So, in the 'real' game where we're guessing, we also have to deal with the Sue, either through concrit or cleverness?

Perhaps the Board has been infected with a plague of glitter, hideously infecting the online personas until the fellow Boarders drive out the infecting spirit with the Boarder's (Capitalized-For-Importance) Name

Would I be right in assuming you're already found out?

And is the best interpretation of "My Immortal" I have ever come across. Thanks for the share!

Oh, wow. That's...really well done, actually. It could have been done a little better, and maybe used a beta reader and some expansion, but the writing itself was pretty good, and the *idea*...wow. Pretty dark, but...wow. I love the concept.

Thanks for sharing!

...let me add this one, because it's hilarious: http://archiveofourown.org/works/524858/chapters/928907

It's essentially Tara telling her story with more coherent SPaG and Jennifer saying oh dear from time to time. I would have spent more time on Jennifer herself. Also, the ending feels a bit rushed. But the idea is nice.

Dear Merlin, it all makes sense now...

Also a bit deppressing, but it's set in a mental ward, so what was I to really expect?

I haven't played WoW (did watch a friend once, though), but this looks fun anyway. Nice and long, both sides covered... those fangirls are so in for it. And the Horde fan - haha, she's in for such a surprise when she gets there: troll, hahaha. Not something I'd want to wake up to, that's for sure. *Cackles*

Hey, Wozz. I missed you. Good to see you back. *fistbump*

Well, I don't know what happened because I just joined a few days ago, but nice to have you back anyway. (I'm sorry if that sounded awkward.)
Anyway, have a free Wonderball, a hollow chocolate ball filled with various candies.

Good to see you around again.

Well, hello. I can't say welcome back since I'm new here, and hadn't been very active until lately.

I present to you this fictional sword, made from 100% gallium. Use it to kill fictional ice creatures, check Wikipedia why, heheh.

It's good to see you again!

I don't know the drama that happened before, and I don't intend to learn. What matters is that you are back and ready to smack your head against the wall very hard due to badfic trauma!

Anyway, I'm glad to see more older people either coming back or popping in to say hi. It's good for newbies like me to be able to see those who have been around and making missions for us all to enjoy. As a return gift, I shall give you a nifty viking helmet, strait from Burk. It does not do much other then look cool, but in a pinch, the horns can be used to stab Sues.

*throws welcome confetti*

Have some return chocolate, and don't worry, we all do things we regret...

HerrWozzeck! We missed you. Well, I missed you. Good to have you back!

Glad to see you again.

Welcome back! I was sad to see you (and others) go, though I understood why. I know we haven't talked a lot personally, but you always seemed like a nice person from your posts and your agents and missions were some of my favourites.
So I'm really happy that you decided to rejoin.

How have you been holding up? Have some hydrophobic water on the house. Consumption may or may not increase productivity*!






*Do you feel lucky? Do you?

Don't worry about past wrongs my friend, as long as you're willing to start anew, we're happy to have you here. Have some Bleeprin to get you back on track.

I don't know what all went on, and I won't pry about it. As such, I'm happy to see you come back and apologize for whatever you needed to apologize for. :)

I've added the badfics both of you reported to the wiki's Unclaimed Badfic list, and included your comments. Hopefully that's alright. If not, please let me know, and I can take your comments out. (Or you can remove them on your own, of course).

~DawnFire

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3679578/1/My-Boys
OCxGeorge,OCxFred,OCxSnape,OCxDraco and possible some Drarry and OCxHarry. Fred died in the final battle but what happens when the girl he and George both love is pregnant? And she's living with Draco? Rated M for a reason

In case you didn't guess, the OC referenced in all the pairings in the summary is the same one each time, and she's a Slytherin - George, Fred and Harry are of course well known in the canon for their fondness of people from that particular House. However, it's her pairing with Snape that I found the most disturbing, given that she's just 13 at the time.


http://www.fanfiction.net/s/10312/1/The-Girl-who-Tamed-Unicorns
The story of a new arrival at Hogwarts. Sorry, this is a bad summary, but I'm new at this
Rated K

The new arrival turns out to be a Sue (surprise, surprise!), the most beautiful girl the boys have ever seen, and such a natural at magic that she can outperform Hermione despite having no formal tuition before, and the fic being set in their 4th year.

A while ago, Cyba Zero posted this Star Trek: Voyager badfic on the Board, and I laid claim to it: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7089561/1/THE-NEW-GIRL-on-Voyager
I thought it was finished. But Shaundrah's back.
*cue Beethoven's Fifth*
There are two new chapters, and the author has also written a Hunger Games fic with equally horrible SPaG. What are the minis for Hunger Games? Mini-muttations? Mini-Mockingjays? Whatever they are, they exist. And the author even claims she had a beta look it over.
Palm, meet face.

Based on my limited knowledge of english, the author writes well, which makes the fic even worse to be read. We can see the very nastiness that it is.

The first one is definitely the worst MI imitator I've ever seen. .__.

Aslan has daughters? According to one author's penname, Celeborn has concubines? (I refuse to go near the story itself because I am frightened of it now. Truly, deeply frightened. Tire swings are less horrific right now.)

I don't... I can't... Meep. -hides under desk, waits for the ad things to go away-

...to welcome you to the Board! Sorry about that, RL cut in and took away my internet briefly; fortunately, it came back on this afternoon, so I'm catching up on all those posts I meant to write... :)

Welcome to the Board! When you say you've known about the PPC for a while, how long do you mean?

I see we share fandoms (in this case, LotR, HP, Percy Jackson, and Star Trek), which is always great :) Are you planning on writing missions? (Sorry if you've been asked that already) If so, do you have any idea for what fandom?

Also: have some Bleepolate! It's quite yummy, and helps distract you from horrific details to make the process of forgetting them easier! Also, three bottles of Butterbeer :)

Welcome yet again,
~DawnFire

Pleased to meet you also. Here's a free Wonderball. If you were around in the late 1990's, you will be sure to be able to recognize this delicious chocolate treat.

Hello!
I am also new.
Have a sue cookie. Not recommended for those allergic to glitter.

Hello there. I consider myself a fan of Total Drama, Silmarillion and had a fling with some interesting movies and books, although I won't be confident enough to write fanfics about them.

As for your gift, have an imaginary hardcover Fifty Shades of Chicken book. Chicken love all the way!

Welcome into our community of madmen (and madwomen), we hope you enjoy your stay! As a commemorative gift, have a large purple top hat with the word "Newbie" written in sequins.

Thank you so much for the warm welcome, and the wonderfully random gifts. I'll probably hang around the Board often. I'm so happy to be here!
(Please forgive me for being so giddy. That's just my slightly insane half.)

Nice to meet you! Here, have a CD player and some audiobooks!

Welcome! I'm a little new myself but... It's very nice to meet you! And have some of my home-made-rock-solid muffins! (Please don't eat those... You'll break your teeth if you try).

Here's some bubble wrap. Enjoy!

Good to have you aboard! I have for you a Pystykorva-variant Mossin-Nagant rifle that I totally didn't steal from Simo Hahya.

What're your fandoms?

Have some Redwall style scones. I swear the red dye is cherry not uh, Sue blood or something weird like that. Ahem.

Hi, have some fudge!

Have some chocolate, won't you?

Hooray! Have a cake and an Equalist's glove!

Greetings, new friend! Have a glitchy phaser! Its settings only go from "toast" to "partially inconvenience."

I see from glancing below that we share some fandoms, like Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and Star Trek. What does "a little bit of Star Trek" mean? Hopefully, it's enough to know what a tribble is, because that's your welcome present. *throws tribble* (Don't worry, it's spayed/neutered.)

Glad to have you here, we love newbies on toast. :P Take a good look around, chat, get involved... the PPC is great for making new friends.

Ah, to be a newbie again...

Oh yes, presents! Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object. They come in handy!

Pleasure to meet you! I'm KittyNoodles, and I like giving huggles. Would you like a huggle?

Also, have some bleepnerds. Good for the soul. :D

Welcome to the PPC! Have some lemming repellent!

Welcome to the PPC! Don't worry, we don't bite, and we love newbies here!

As a welcome gift, I'm going to give you the first part of Witold Lutoslawski's third symphony here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK8gvqWEFpk

Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Partly composed of the essence of chaos.

If you haven't done so already, be sure to check out our Constitution and The Original Series!

So with all of that out of the way, what are your fandoms?

I put it into a Google Doc and added some comments. Warning: May contain snark and nuts.

Click me!

Not knowing Total Drama, I can't say anything about OOCness, but the first thing I noticed was the SPaG errors. You switch tenses from time to time (sometimes mid-sentence), I caught a don't that was used instead of a doesn't and in general, the SPaG's a bit wonky. This is nothing you couldn't fix if you got someone who read through it before you published it.

Just reread it with these things in mind and you'll find them.

From what I know, they allow lots of HTML, as long as you can write it down yourself.

Probably the Board doesn't support it either. Anyways, the first link answers the "what the heck is this?" question.

Oh, and the answer to "Why the heck do you need music?" is: good old Sergio is crazy enough to want to add background music to his big secret project.