*deep breath*
I DID IT! :D
I did it kind of funky this year. I didn't finish the story i was doing last year (the story I've been working on for way too long) so I picked up where I left off and finished it, then continued on the next installment. I made it in by a hair of 67 words on their word count validator, but 1,553 by MS Word's count. Here's hoping I do even better next year.
So who else participated?
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NaNoWriMo post! by
on 2012-12-01 08:08:00 UTC
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I tried. by
on 2012-12-03 00:19:00 UTC
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At least I started working on this frakking book!
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I ran out of plot at 45k. by
on 2012-12-02 17:56:00 UTC
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It went downhill from then. But I won't give up on it, even though editing it will be work.
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So close! by
on 2012-12-03 06:34:00 UTC
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Oh, so close! Shoot!
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Well, I did win. by
on 2012-12-03 13:09:00 UTC
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I squeezed the remaining words in, wrote epilogue chapters and, dunno, kind of alternative versions of the big scenes, which are going to be merged into one.
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For the first time ever... by
on 2012-12-01 23:46:00 UTC
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Or the first time in six years, since that's how long I've been trying--
Broke the finish line! By 62 words, and I'm looking at this thing going "Man, I've got another 20,000 at least before I'm satisfied with his arc."
But still. I really didn't think I'd finish this year, but the last-minute push was so worth it. My friend spent the last day pushing me to write, and I'm ridiculously happy. Every year, I wind up thinking "Well, this didn't work out, but next year!" So it's kinda cool to think it finally paid off.
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Re: For the first time ever... by
on 2012-12-02 02:09:00 UTC
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For me it was the professor who ran this creative writing seminar I attended last year who did the pushing. Only, she wasn't pushing the whole time; she just emailed me about it at the beginning of November because I'd been the one to tell her this actually existed. Because of that, I started five days late. But I still made it!
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Got hit in the face with school... by
on 2012-12-02 00:07:00 UTC
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I had stuff due and tests pretty much ever day for the first two weeks of November. Gave up after that...
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Final Count: 24,756 by
on 2012-12-01 22:21:00 UTC
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I meant to hit at least 40,000 this year, but my laptop charger cord died on day 14. I hate my life...
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13,732 words. Eh, I wrote. (nm) by
on 2012-12-01 20:15:00 UTC
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Final Word Count: 1 :\ by
on 2012-12-01 19:48:00 UTC
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Yeah, that's that happens when laziness and RL combine.
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Didn't make it to 50k. by
on 2012-12-01 18:20:00 UTC
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But I did make it to the 30k goal I had set for myself after Hurricane Sandy came and knocked out my power for two weeks. Even that makes me feel good, that I wrote and average of 1,000 words a day.
Plus, even if I had gotten to 50k I wouldn't have been done with the story. From now on I'm just going to be working on it when I have ideas and not just to push out words. By the way I work I'll probably finish the first draft by March. -
I failed. by
on 2012-12-01 18:11:00 UTC
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My keyboard broke, and even now I am using my onscreen keyboard.
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Well, I tried. by
on 2012-12-01 16:55:00 UTC
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I only made it to 39k this year, which is still better than last year, but not enough to win. I don't really mind losing though, it's all just for fun for me.
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Yay! by
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I made it to 50,041 by their count, and 50,052 by GDocs'.
Mine was about magical girls! What happened in yours? -
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on 2012-12-02 02:06:00 UTC
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Stupid count cut off well over a thousand words on mine. >:[
Mine's about a medieval fantasy war between two factions of humans and how a ragtag bunch of kids find their way to each other and slowly (partially thanks to the machinations of a benevolent Grim Reaper figure) discover that they all are either connected to or hold secrets concerning the cause of the war, and thus are their land's only hope for peace. -
... by
on 2012-12-02 00:14:00 UTC
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And as someone who read it, I can say it's awesome.
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Lost like a Boss. by
on 2012-12-01 15:54:00 UTC
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I've got about 12 k still... I blame health issues and my junior year of college. I'm still working on the story, though.
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I did it, too! by
on 2012-12-01 15:39:00 UTC
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After losing several years in a row, I managed to squeak by with 41 words to spare.
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This was my second year by
on 2012-12-02 02:07:00 UTC
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I only got to about 30,000 some words last year, but i made it in by 67!
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I did by
on 2012-12-01 08:58:00 UTC
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And I won. Dragged myself over the finish line with a cold and too little sleep.
Right now I can't stand the sight of my script so I've started editing the story I did in August for Camp NaNo, now that I can finally stand the sight of that. :D -
I participated... by
on 2012-12-01 08:34:00 UTC
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...in the forums.
I kind of goofed around during the month and missed the mark.
Actually, I initially brought up the topic of NaNaWriMo (October, it was), so I was in it a bit early.
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New chapter for my Star Trek OFU! by
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Here it is, anyone who is reading it. I value your input and concrit.
Case in point: Cyba, I have included your teacher suggestion. :) -
Oh, this is going to get amusing... by
on 2012-12-02 14:50:00 UTC
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The tensions between said new teacher and the three captains (and any other staff) are going to be very interesting, not to mention the escapades of the students. I am thinking particularly the TOS students, who, unlike the others, won't have the foreknowledge to keep back - and the tricks those students who do know might play on the TOS students (or even each other) in the name of beating the competition to their respective lust objects. Things like: "You know where (insert L.O. here)'s room is in the staff section, right? You see, it's just beyond those creepy green corridors..." *Whistles innocently, knowing somebody's in for at least a good scare.*
Anyway, all in all, I'm really looking forward to the next installment. Q vs the captains is hilarious, by the way. I wonder who will be teaching what, too. Good luck! -
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on 2012-12-03 09:16:00 UTC
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... I like the way you've dropped clues without actually telling the reader who it is yet. It gives a good bit of suspense, draws the reader in through speculating who it might be, and I reckon the shock of first seeing exactly who it is would be best served through the eyes of one of the students.
I also loved the captain's reactions, and not only because they were so in character. Kirk had better learn quick, too, else he could get into a few scrapes (but not as much as the students, of course). -
Thanks! by
on 2012-12-03 17:51:00 UTC
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Now that you mention it...of the three of them, Kirk is my least favorite. So him getting into scrapes through his lack of knowledge...I would definitely enjoy writing that.
And I think I might have been too obvious with dropping clues, because someone already guessed. But then again, I'm not telling him he guessed right. -
Two ideas you may or may not like by
on 2012-12-03 21:46:00 UTC
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I had a thought: during my agents' last mission, one of the misspellings they encountered was 'Buge'. It created a mini, of course, but I reckon it also might have created something else.
In fact, I think it sounds something like rouge, the French for red, perhaps crossed with beige. Now, we all know what tends to happen with red in Star Trek, and I think you can guess what Buge was actually a misspelling of. So if red is a magnet for trouble and misfortune, I suspect Buge is a magnet for a particular kind of trouble - namely that which it is a misspelling of...
On a different note, and as a result of playing STO and starting reading HFA, I thought the Hirogen might be one good method of catching students trying to wander various places where they shouldn't (if drones and minis and security and whatever else weren't enough). -
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on 2012-12-04 01:34:00 UTC
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I like the Buge idea. I mean, minis do that. In fact, I found a "Sever of Mine" that I thought could be interesting…
And sometimes misspellings create creatures that are not minis, simply because it would be funnier. Buge might be an example of that. Also the Bog Queen. And Clingons.
I'll keep the Hirogen thing in mind, but I'm planning to put the Borg Queen's wing right in front of the staff section, so a fanbrat would have to be incredibly brave or incredibly stupid to try to go there. -
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Well, don't forget teenage hormones have been known to create both incredible bravery and incredible stupidity. Still, I think it's a good idea, so long as the staff don't mind having to go through that wing as well (or have little choice in the matter thanks to Q).
Clingons could be a great way to slow people down, and this Bog Queen sounds like one very big and/or very dangerous swamp. -
Self-correction to previous post: captains', not captain's. (nm) by
on 2012-12-03 09:17:00 UTC
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Stars and Stones! The new Dresden Files book! by
on 2012-12-02 10:02:00 UTC
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Holy carp! My mind is utterly blown. Like, bits of grey matter are dripping down the wall behind me.
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Well, it was... interesting. by
on 2012-12-03 23:22:00 UTC
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In a good way! Definitely in a good way. Lotsa Bang, lotsa Awesome, lotsa WHOA ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Spoilery thoughts:
(Or Wild Guessing, also known as Mad Predictions)
Qbrf nalbar ryfr unir gur farnxvat fhfcvpvba gung Znp vf Zreyva? V zrna... boivbhfyl ur'f abg abezny, naq ersreraprf xrrc orvat znqr gb uvf 'objvat bhg.' Ohg ur'f nyfb pyrneyl flzcngurgvp, zbfgyl, naq... lrnu, zl thrff vf gung ur'f Zreyva, univat qrpvqrq gb tvir hc uvf cbjre naq unat bhg xrrcvat na rlr ba gur zbegny jbeyq.
Also, I had a few points where author-inserted-rants knocked me a little way out of the text. One I was sympathetic to, though I don't remember which (I have to reread it), and one (the one about women vs. men on conversation-holding) that made me go :| and was... well, irritating. Usually I don't mind Dresden breaking the fourth wall, but that one just felt condescending.
Other than that, pretty much loved it. -
AAAAHH by
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How did I miss the release date? MUST READ.
Welp, I know where I'm going before class tomorrow... -
ARGH! by
on 2012-12-03 01:10:00 UTC
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I MUST HAVE IT.
I want it so so so much..... At least my friend has it. But he's already gone and lent it to two people, so it should be available by the end of the week. -
Ah hah! by
on 2012-12-03 15:01:00 UTC
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Said friend gave it to me this morning. I fangirl squeed for, hm, thirty, forty-five seconds? And I have an hour-long busride today....
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I feel your pain... or should I say felt your pain. (nm) by
on 2012-12-03 05:13:00 UTC
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I want it. So badly. by
on 2012-12-02 20:54:00 UTC
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I mean Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells, I WANT IT. But sadly, there is no bookstore on or near campus.
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It is amazing by
on 2012-12-03 05:10:00 UTC
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like I said, it blew my mind. I didn't realize it was even out till my dad stumbled across it at Powels. last I had heard Butcher wasn't due to start wrighting it till this month. Oh, by the way, my posts might be a little weird for a while, my laptop died, so I'm wrighting this on my Wii.
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My return, and a new interlude... by
on 2012-12-02 13:35:00 UTC
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So, I'm back. As you can see. I've done a lot of thinking, and writing, and thinking, and the like, and I finally decided on a few things: I've revised Fix and the Carver, edited their Wiki pages and their missions and such accordingly, and I finally wrote my return piece. This is the one I spoke of previously, where avatar!me meets my agents. I know it's not amazing, but I do hope it's good. It's also a combination MST/interlude, because I couldn't get all the beforehand interactions into script form- at least, not in a form that would do them justice. I hope you enjoy it.
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Very good! (nm) by
on 2012-12-02 16:01:00 UTC
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And I want to know why my computer posted it... by
on 2012-12-02 16:07:00 UTC
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Anyways, that was a good interlude/MST.
I want to know how the hell does Ally know about me volunteering to adopt Grace, though. It's scary
And the bad thing is, if Ally decides to kill me for wanting to adopt only Grace... Agent!Sergio might not want to help me. -
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on 2012-12-02 20:13:00 UTC
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Thanks. :)
All of my agents are keeping tabs on me, but they also keep tabs on any references to them, which is how Ally knows about you volunteering to adopt Grace. Ally probably won't kill you, but she may be rather annoyed at the flagrant cyborg-discrimination going on.
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Remember when I used to write stuff? by
on 2012-12-02 17:54:00 UTC
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Well, I think I should pick up that habit of mine.
First of all, that interlude that has been lying around here way too long: Obligatory Episode
I'm not entirely sure where I went with this, but as far as I remember, it has been betaed, but never published. -
Very enjoyable! by
on 2012-12-03 05:07:00 UTC
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I remember TooManySecrets' recruitment some months ago! It's very nice to see him again.
This is a very solid piece in my opinion. The action flows very well and the console / Luxury-related humour got some giggles out of me. The story length is perfect: neither too long or too short and gets its point across with no "stagnent" spots. I also like that tie-in with Huinesoron's Message. It's always nice to see other bits of HQ life being referenced in a spinoff.
I didn't get much of a feel for TooManySecrets' character, though. His role in this short story was pretty much limited to "beleaguered DoSAT techie has to work with Luxury breathing (a bit too close) down his neck", but then again, how else can any self-respecting agent behave around her?
Nitpick aside, excellent work. I look forward to seeing this DoSAT techie again. -
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on 2012-12-03 12:05:00 UTC
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He comes from a continuum that has not a single female character (most likely because all the names are randomized and it's simpler with just one gender).
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IPvWTF - I giggled like an idiot! by
on 2012-12-03 00:50:00 UTC
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I liked this piece. I hope to see more of TooManySecrets - I'm sure there's loads of fun that can be had with a hacker dumped into DoSAT. Hehe~ :P
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You used to write stuff? by
on 2012-12-02 20:25:00 UTC
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Just kidding!
It's a short little piece, but I enjoyed Luxury's, um, antics. My only concern though, is that TooManySecrets seems a little bit flat. Like, there's a character there, but it isn't shown as much as I would like. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I would like to see more of him.
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Calling for Betas! by
on 2012-12-02 20:51:00 UTC
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I and Firemagic co-wrote another mission (I really enjoy writing with her, it seems), this time a Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's x Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha crossover. It is finished, and we need betas. Someone who knows 5D's would be nice, since my knowledge of that canon is not at the very best state, but we also need betas for flow, SPaG, and the like.
As ever, it is a GDoc, so post your email if you're interested. -
Borrowing your thread for a request of my own. by
on 2012-12-03 03:18:00 UTC
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Now that NaNo is over, I've gone back to working on revising my Permission things for submission once again. This time, however, I've realized that I need more than one beta, so I'm putting out the offer. It will mostly be SPaG stuff, but every bit helps.
Both the bios and the piece are in Gdocs, so I would need email to end the link to. -
Go ahead, you thread-hijacking rascal by
on 2012-12-03 16:30:00 UTC
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My email is sur DOT nhm AT gmail DOT com.
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Willing to help. by
on 2012-12-02 21:03:00 UTC
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I think you already have my mail, or means to contact me.
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Thanks. by
on 2012-12-02 21:20:00 UTC
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GDoc sent.
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That's all, folks. *iris out* by
on 2012-12-03 02:33:00 UTC
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I once compared myself (in relation to the PPC) to the dude in college who parks himself on your couch, raids your fridge, and never leaves. Unfortunately, that metaphor can no longer be said to apply to me. I'm done. Finished. Consider this post my resignation from the PPC.
“But PC!” I imagine you exclaiming (if you did no such thing, just play along). “Why? What brought this decision on?”
I'm glad you asked (keep playing along).
One of my primary reasons is quality concrit, or more specifically, the lack thereof. I don't mean or want to sound like some spoiled fanbrat whining for reviews, but I need good concrit. I need analysis. I need people’s reactions. It's what makes me better as a writer. So single line responses or -- worse yet -- responses with no message whatsoever are ultimately useless to me. The PPC is supposed to be a community of writers. By extension, this means we are also supposed to be a community of readers, of editors, and of critics. But that's not what I've seen. There’s been very little true “criticism” coming out of the PPC for some time now.
I also don't feel like I fit in anymore. It's not that I've been actively made to feel unwelcome; many people are very polite and friendly. I do, however, feel a bit edged out. I can't connect with the newbies and I feel ignored by the old guard. Being alone is pretty bad. Being alone in a group is worse.
I'm frustrated that there’s been no real change regarding the appointment of sorely-needed mods and the regulation of community behavior. I'm annoyed with the same old cookie-cutter missions with the same old cookie-cutter agent archetypes. It feels to me like the PPC is stagnating.
But most of all? I'm tired. I’m tired of writing stories that almost no one reads and almost no one cares about. I'm tired of the cliques. I'm tired of the anarchic literary playground. I'm tired of the same hyperbolic “ohmigawd this is the worst fic ever KILL IT NAOW” reactions.
The PPC just isn't fun any more.
I wish this didn't have to be the case. There are still so many stories with Danny, Laura, Gremlin, and Xericka still rattling around inside my brain. Leaving with those stories left untold feels wrong -- a disservice to my characters. But it would be an equal disservice to them to keep writing when my heart isn't in it anymore. They deserve better.
I loved my time with the PPC, and I still do believe that it has improved my writing tremendously. For that, I owe the community much. But I want to keep improving, and I don't think I can do that here.
Many thanks to my assorted betas and editors, especially doctorlit, who read through the vast majority of my pieces. Kudos to you, good sir. Also many thanks to those who've been following my stories. I'm sorry that I won't be able to keep going.
Adios and farewell.
PoorCynic
“Excuse me then! you know my heart;
But dearest friends, alas! must part.” -
Farewell. by
on 2012-12-03 23:26:00 UTC
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You will be missed, PC. I'm sorry this is the way you feel - I'm sorry it's come to this, and I'm sorry in general that you're leaving. I will miss you - and, most of all, I'm sorry for never making the attempt to be closer. It kills me that after all that time in the IRC, I still feel like I don't know you as well as... I should.
But I'll miss you.
So fare thee well, in the strictest sense of the word; kick ass out there, dude. -
Namárië by
on 2012-12-03 17:16:00 UTC
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I'm sorry I didn't get to review your Five Stages interludes before now. I still intend to, the next time I've got a few hours without work or other stuff in the way.
I hope there's something good that will keep you growing on the horizon.
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I see... by
on 2012-12-03 17:03:00 UTC
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I'm so sorry. I am so so so sorry. You were the first PPC writer who's missions I read. I loved your stories.
If you need to go, then go. But, do you think you could maybe keep in touch with us? Just stop in every once in a while? Perhaps?
I'll miss you. -
Aw... by
on 2012-12-03 16:46:00 UTC
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I'm really sorry that you're leaving, PC. Like other people, I massively enjoyed Xericka and Gremlin's missions, and (a bit like Sergio), I am a poor critic.
I'm sorry you couldn't connect with us newbies. I think this is partially my fault - I am (soon to be was) your little sib, and I can't help but feel a little guilty.
Well, goodbye, PC. It was certainly fun while it lasted.
-Salutes-
Farewell we call to hearth and hall!
Though wind may blow and rain may fall,
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Well, I guess this is goodbye then. by
on 2012-12-03 14:30:00 UTC
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It's a real shame you're leaving (I enjoyed reading about your agent's exploits) and I wish I could have known so I could have helped make things better, but I guess that's just how life goes.
Good luck to you in whatever you plan to do next. -
This saddens me a lot. by
on 2012-12-03 13:11:00 UTC
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I'm sorry to see another "big name" leaving, not to mention that I really like Gremlin and Xericka's missions.
I have to admit - I never really left a sizeable amount of concrit when commenting your missions,interludes, or other writings.
The fact is, I really wasn't able to find anything to improve, or something that was better than the rest of the mission to comment on. I just liked all of it.
Maybe I'm just a poor critic.
Anyways, I hope that you will find another community of your liking on the Net, and obviously you're always welcome back anytime, even to only say hi.
*salutes* Farewell, sir. -
Nooooo! by
on 2012-12-03 06:47:00 UTC
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I remember writing your Agents for the battle of IAHF; I believe Messrs Hugh and Allen are just as regretful as I to see you go.
I really wish we could've talked more; it's been an honour to have you onboard and I wish you all the best in future writing projects. -
Damn. by
on 2012-12-03 04:42:00 UTC
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I'll miss you, PC. You are/were one of the best writers here, and I loved your stories- and I think you're a really great guy. Good luck, dude.
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Farewell, sir. by
on 2012-12-03 04:29:00 UTC
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I'm sorry to see you leave. Your missions are among the most memorable for me, mostly because of all your colourful characters. I'm looking at you, Laura Dukes!
I wish you the best of luck in all of your future enterprises.
[Insert witty farewell poem here] -
*slowly lowers hand* by
on 2012-12-03 03:02:00 UTC
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...Oh. Well, okay then. I'm gonna miss your stuff, though, I really liked Laura and Danny, and Gremlin and Xericka. I wish you luck with your writing, and with your success in other corners of the Internet.
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I'm sorry to see you go. by
on 2012-12-03 02:54:00 UTC
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Your spinoff was/is one of my favorites, and you're one of the PPCers I've enjoyed being around the most. I appreciate your compliment about being a beta, but I feel like I should/could have done more to make you feel part of the group. I'm sorry that you've felt ignored.
I'm going to miss your agents (heck, I already did, since they hadn't shown up very often of lately), as they all stand out as very unique among agents. I would say I'll miss you too, but of course you'll keep in touch? At least throw me something to beta again every once in a while?
And maybe I'll see you around the internet again, sometime and someplace else.
I was going to
use a line from that poem
but they are all kind
of negative, huh?
So I wrote you some badly
parsed haikus instead.
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So. by
on 2012-12-03 04:49:00 UTC
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I think we can all agree that no place is perfect. The thing is, putting up with imperfections can only go for so long, and eventually one either attempts to make a change, or leaves (or sinks into sulky acceptance, but that's another story). Given that we all love the PPC, and we want it to flourish and continue, I ask you: How do you think the PPC can improve, and what changes need to be made? If we suggest things, and discuss those suggestions, then hopefully we can co-ordinate and create changes.
I personally agree with PoorCynic that we need more mods- and also that in a way, the missions are stagnating. With everyone following close to the same archetype, it's hard to find new enjoyment when you've read similar things dozens of times, so perhaps we need to shake up the formula slightly. What do you think? -
Idea? by
on 2012-12-05 00:26:00 UTC
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So, this is less PPC-focused and more we-should-write-goodfic! focused. My idea is this: A bunch of fanfic cowrites. Essentially, each Boarder who wants to partake puts their name on a list, along with their top three or four fandoms (probably not more than that) Then, they're randomly matched up with another Boarder, with no fandoms in common, and then they write a crossover fic between the two canons. Or, you could suggest a fandom to crossover with, so long as you don't know much about it other than it looks cool. It'd be a good way both to introduce people to new canons, and help Boarders have fun with people they don't normally write with.
For example, I'd like to see, say a Nanoha/Sherlock crossover. Maybe Sherlock starts poking at a Lost Logia that's been causing inexplicable (ie magical) murders around town, and Fate, the Enforcer who has to deal with the Logia, has to deal with it and him. -
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on 2012-12-05 00:33:00 UTC
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who knows next to nothing about Nanoha but a great deal about Sherlock and crossovers in general, would love to help you write one.
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Oooh.... by
on 2012-12-05 00:37:00 UTC
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That is pretty much perfect. Can you send me your email, so I can toss you a GDoc?
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*points above* by
on 2012-12-05 00:37:00 UTC
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I am ridiculous amounts of excited for this.
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Sent! by
on 2012-12-05 00:48:00 UTC
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And you are so very not alone on that,
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What Nesh said, what Data said. by
on 2012-12-03 23:17:00 UTC
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I'm very, very sorry to see PC go, and I hope he knows he'll be missed - very much so. (I'm not good at goodbyes. I tend to put them off until the very last. It's not... a lack of empathy.) But I'm agreeing with Neshomeh that a big attempt to Change Everything is not what we need, and with Data that... well, a big attempt to Change Everything is not what we need.
But the metaphor here that I'm looking for is similar to Phil Plait's (and others') commentary on the Race To The Moon. If our focus is one big push, it's a huge... well, push, that quickly peters out, trails off, and gets forgotten about. As said above/below-thread, this has happened multiple times - usually either in the wake of Drama or Exit, or sometimes Dramatic Exits. But adding mods isn't going to prevent people from leaving - or rather, it may prevent some people from leaving, while pushing others towards leaving. (Personally, I should note this is a sore spot for me; last time I tried to push for mod-reform, someone left as a result of that.) I don't want to see that happen again.
I'd also say that putting up with imperfections goes on forever. We're human - we are imperfect. All of our efforts will be flawed, even those with the greatest intentions. We cannot be a community of humans and provide everyone with exactly what they want/need in a community. It's just not possible. I think what we've achieved here, though, is pretty cool. I'm biased, obviously, and I do think we could (as always) stand to improve. But as Huinesoron and Neshomeh have said, the way to do that is to work towards being a better community ourselves - the PPC CommunityTM is a useful abstraction, but it's made up of humans - of us, to be specific - and I think it helps to remember that. -
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on 2012-12-03 23:27:00 UTC
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This is more of a general commentary, AV, not necessarily aimed barrel-first at you. Sorry if it came off harshly.
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It did, a little, to be honest. I'm not trying to change everything. I just thought that with many people complaining that the PPC wasn't fun any more, and that it was becoming stagnant, that I should actually do something instead of just thinking that I should do something, and try to make it fun again.
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I'm sorry, but... by
on 2012-12-03 21:25:00 UTC
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I don't see what the big deal is, really. Not that I'm opposed to people doing things, but why make it this big important "oh we need to do something new to save the community" thing. As Nesh points out, we've done this a dozen times before. Things come of it, sometimes, but they don't last, which is okay, because it doesn't really matter. People are going to leave eventually anyway, and new people will join, people will stay in touch with the friends they've made and old people will come back, even if it's just for a while. It's how communities work. Why not just let stuff like crossovers and RP happen naturally, instead of having this big push for it?
If people want to see things done, instead of going "Hey, we should do something, maybe x?" and having an endless conversation, why not just /do/ it?
You wanna see more RP? Make one, then. Set it up on the other board, advertise it here, and have at it.
Want to see more crossovers? Best way to do that is to partner up with people and write really good crossovers so that other people will get interested.
Want to see more stuff that falls outside of the usual mission format? Write it and they will come!
I guess what I'm trying to say is chill, folks. It'll be alright. We don't need to make it a huge issue every time someone leaves. -
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Mainly because I wanted to put the premise of trying lots of new stuff out there. While it's true that people would think of new things on their own, bringing as many people as possible into a conversation about it gives more people an opportunity to find ideas and premises that they like, and thus the chance that these new things would actually occur grows bigger.
Also, while it would be a lie to say that PoorCynic's departure had nothing to do with this, it wasn't the sole reason. I've seen lots of people say much the same things, and when you've got lots of people with the same complaint, one really should try to change things. So I tried to change it.
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A List Of Ideas by
on 2012-12-03 17:50:00 UTC
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Because there are so many ideas here, I'm putting together a list. If anyone see's anything I missed, please add it. If you support an idea that's on there, say so. And if you have an idea that isn't on there, please add it.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1p3nOxd5DW9oWpkzdKxqMxB9dSzBkbFB7w3OML3WjKOM/edit
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... Ugh. Y'know what, better question: by
on 2012-12-03 16:35:00 UTC
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What can you—the person reading this right now—what can you do to make the PPC a better place?
'Cause I'm here to tell you, we've done this song and dance after somebody leaves many times, and it rarely, if ever, pays off in the long term. The reason is that "we" usually ends up meaning "somebody else," or "I will if everyone else does." There's a period of discussion, like what's going on right now, and suggestions are made, and lots of people go "yeah, that's a great idea!", and maybe one or two even do something different one time. But then everything goes back to normal again, because no one wants to be in charge, and without leadership the incentive for doing things differently quickly fades away on an individual basis.
Now, PC is a guy who led by example about the things he values. He gave concrit; he strove to make his missions unique and fresh and interesting; you never saw him flip out at the latest badfic; etc.
So, how about you? What can YOU do?
Do you want to see more concrit around here? Make a commitment to give more. Do it. Keep doing it.
You want varied mission styles? Maybe you should try writing for a department that isn't Floaters or the DMS. There are scads of them, you know, most virtually untouched. Lots of room to play around with mission styles there—or, should you venture into the rarefied airs of PPC Infrastructure, your stories needn't even be missions at all.
Want more group interaction? RP, perhaps? We've got a second board, a chatroom, and a Dreamwidth comm for that. Go start something! There shouldn't need to be a frelling emergency for agents to get together and hang out. As for co-writes, they don't need to be ridiculously huge, either. Back in Ye Olden Dayes, writers used to team up to PPC, one agent apiece. Try it!
Want more moderation? Why not speak up yourself if you see something wrong?
Whatever you do, don't just nod along in this thread and then wait for someone else to step up. If you really care about making the PPC a better place, then take responsibility for it yourself first.
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Okay. Further comments. by
on 2012-12-03 19:38:00 UTC
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Apparently I basically agree with everything in here that I know anything about. ;)
I actually don't, mostly, agree with the Astral Void/PoorCynic view of the PPC - I think that's because I write PPC stories primarily for the sheer enjoyment of writing them, rather than because 'I need good concrit. I need analysis. I need people’s reactions.' To each, her own.
I do, however, agree and wholeheartedly repeat what Neshomeh says: if you think something needs doing, do it. Write the interesting missions (and please, for the love of little green dragons, stop making every agent a Floater!). Don't hang around waiting for someone else to 'fix' whatever you think is wrong with the community (which is what 'We need mods!' comes down to, guys) - go talk to whoever's doing something wrong. If you are nice about it, and remember the Constitution - and don't follow someone around the Board nitpicking their every move, I only just got away from someone who did that at work and it was Not Nice - you shouldn't have any trouble.
Because that intangible, immaterial, ideal PPC Community isn't any of those things. It's you. And it's me. And it's Neshomeh, and it's Penguin Yaoi, and it's everyone in between. A community that runs itself only works if the members of the community do the running.
So go out and do it. I'm going to act on my own suggestions elsewhere on this thread - because I think it'll be fun.
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on 2012-12-03 22:54:00 UTC
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While I do agree with some of what PoorCynic said, I'd just like to say that I never said anything about agreeing with the whole 'we need more concrit' thing. I did join the PPC to improve my own writing, but mainly I just like seeing that people enjoyed my stories. That's all.
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Understood. by
on 2012-12-04 12:39:00 UTC
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That was just the thing that most struck me from your combined posts; fear not, I still disagree with you about everything else, too. :P I don't think the (few) missions I read are particularly stagnant, and I don't think we need any form of mods.
But that was my whole thesis: who cares what I think? Who cares what you think? Who cares what anyone thinks? This is the PPC - if you see something that you think could be done better, do it better. Don't sit around waiting for someone else to do it better for you.
This isn't a specific accusation at you, AV. It's actually, I suppose, an agreement with you: 'putting up with imperfections can only go for so long, and eventually one either attempts to make a change, or leaves'.
What I get from your post is that you want people to get moving and make changes - rather than sinking into sulky acceptance. You took the step of making a thread about the problems you percieve rather than just sitting back and tutting, and I respect that. I just don't want anyone else - not the oldbies, not the newbies, not any single member of our community - to look at this thread and go, "I totally agree with Astral. I'm glad someone's doing something about it. Now I'll stop thinking about it." That's not how the PPC works.
So, you! Any person who is reading this and thinking, "Wow, everyone's making such good points, I'm glad someone's doing something about this."! Go and join in one of the two RPs above - or go give someone concrit - or go write a really interesting story - or, whatever it is you think other people need to do... go and do it.
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What he said. :)
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Agreed. by
on 2012-12-03 19:44:00 UTC
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I know that, by now, I probably sound now like I'm butt kissing than anything else, but I agree with this statement.
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Now that I've finally gone and looked at all the options... by
on 2012-12-03 19:06:00 UTC
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I'm very interested in the Department of WhatThe. I could definitely work some of my natural style into that department. It seems like an outlet for ludicrous amounts of fun, why don't more people try for it?
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Because it's hard to find missions for. by
on 2012-12-03 19:50:00 UTC
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Well, there's four reasons.
1/ It's one of the PPC's newest department. I think Temporal Offences post-dates it, but that's about it. So fewer of us have read it.
2/ It's one of the department I created, and people tend not to write in those. That's not just about me - most of the departments that came about after Jay left have only one writer. The exceptions that I can think of are DOGA (and even there, the first non-me writer specifically asked my permission) and the DIA (which was written by Artemis, languished for a long time, then had a resurgence with Crashing Down; a few people have written for it since). Oh, and the Floaters.
I actually (mostly) disagree with this state of affairs. If someone wants to write for WhatThe, or Technical Errors, or Out-Of-Character Hobbits - well, they're departments in the PPC now, so people should be able to. The DOOCH's creator is long gone, and I don't mind people using WhatThe - don't know about Araeph and the DTE, though.
3/ (Are we on 3?) I never wrote very much in WhatThe. They have three missions, pretty much. So there's nothing to stick in people's minds and make them go 'Hey, I wanna do that!'
4/ The reason I haven't written much... it's hard to find genuine WhatThe stories. They aren't the ones which squick you out (that would be Bad Slash or DAVD, depending on how they do it), or the ones with extraordinarily bad grammar (DTE), blatant Sues (DMS), etc etc. They're the ones that are really out there - such as, well, writing all the dialogue in English and Gaelic, making your lust object be Maedhrosified!God, or sending your Sue up against the Black Knight (because, well, it's Monty Python. Just no).
But I read less and less fanfic these days. If you know of some stories that deserve the WhatThe treatment - take 'em down! Mortic and Elanor could use the company.
Actually, if anyone wants to write their agents transferring to WhatThe, I will gladly drag the old team out and cowrite a first mission. I think that department needs a hand-hold (for the agents, not the writers).
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I might have a good lead on a potential mission... by
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I might have one to start with.
If you'll recall - unless you didn't read that topic, in which case I shall explain - I discovered the Sue Colors Whirple and Pilver in what I simply called, "A Tales of Vesperia fic".
That fic, specifically, was a Vesperia fic that had a plot which screamed "New World Order Rebellion Attempt".
Except, uh, it was an attempt to overthrow the New World Order in favor of the Old World Order, which was a direct threat to the very existence of the planet and had to be discarded for three greater good of existence.
Add a Stu straight out of The World Ends With You, and that's already trouble.
Initially, I was going to use it as a first fic for Specs and Sef, but when I got the no-sir-ee there, I just kept it in my files for "just in case".
So, a possibility presents itself. I just need to go for Permission again, hopefully get a yess'm on it this time, and then I can add a new story to an overlooked and somewhat dusty department. -
You're talking waaay over my head. by
on 2012-12-04 12:41:00 UTC
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But that's okay; if you think it's a WhatThe then the PPC trusts (or will trust, when you get Permission) your judgement. :P
The offer to co-write still stands (to you or anyone else who wants to write for WhatThe). Mort and El don't need to know the fandom - in fact, it's more fun if they don't...
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Department question by
on 2012-12-03 18:28:00 UTC
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What is the "Bad Quizzes Division"?
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Go find out! by
on 2012-12-03 18:59:00 UTC
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I don't think anyone's ever written about it...
Okay, more seriously, it was set up to deal with the quizzes on insert currently popular internet quiz site here which were actually just telling stories - sometimes as multiple-choice CYOA, sometimes just as straight stories. The concept is mentioned in the opening of the Wikipedia page on said site.
I don't think anyone ever wrote in it - probably because it would be a royal pain. But that's no reason for no-one ever to...
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That hearkens back to Quizzilla, I think. by
on 2012-12-03 18:53:00 UTC
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And probably has applications at Quotev, come to think of it.
Anyway, what I recall is that people used to use quizzes to create a kind of choose-your-own-adventure story. Naturally, it rarely went well. I don't know any details for sure, but I'd guess there were a lot geared toward getting "You" with your hot canon character of choice, and in any case a quiz is a pretty limiting medium. It would take a lot of thought and talent to create something good with it.
That's not much to go on, but I hope it helps.
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I remember Quizzilla... by
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Back when I was a wee Specs, I used to take personality quizzes there.
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I concur with >= most of this. by
on 2012-12-03 17:29:00 UTC
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Further comments (and definitive statement on how much of it) when I get back.
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The thing is. by
on 2012-12-03 08:33:00 UTC
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People - new people - come here (or at least used to) because they enjoy Jay and Acacia's stories and want to write things like them. If we declare that all new missions should be written with the agents hanging upside down like bats - it won't happen, because, y'know, that's not what J&A did.
I do have something useful to say (bear with me!) - a suggestion/offer. Time Will Decide For Us and End of the Beginning: Seventy Plus are my brief forays into a wildly different PPC (it showed up in Ghost's Story as well) of about 60 years in the future. The Departments have changed, the mission formats have changed, everything has changed - but it's still the PPC.
So. If people want to start writing missions in that time-period - or, indeed, the period of the Department of Efficiency, or any of the periods involved in Origins-Lofty Skies-Reorg-Crashing Down (these), I'm willing to a) officially open them up, and b) write up a summary of what I have sketched out (as a basis for people to work from).
I'm not suggesting this would, should or could replace current missions - but it could be a way to vary the writing and reading experience. Tired of writing Assassins? Write yourself a Demas Paladin. Fed up of DoSAT? Go visit the Technomancers on their flying city! Etc etc.
Were this to happen, I would suggest starting with an RP-type emergency: something involving timeslips (presumably from the Seventy Plus era to the present), because toying with the fabric of reality is endlessly entertaining.
Oh, and there's still a message going round the system. I'm sure at least a couple of agents are robust enough to do something with it without breaking down in tears and killing themselves.
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Future PPC is fun-looking by
on 2012-12-05 00:30:00 UTC
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I had ideas about my agents in the future - Riaa and Narav are both incredibly long-lived, but maybe Ari is in the Library, now the admin program of the Tome of Morning Sky, providing security and random advice until a Nanoha-verse mage with the right skills can come and use the Tome.
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Re: Future PPC is fun-looking by
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Would it work if I set up a sort of underground railroad for getting some people out of Author Corrections, or people who want out of the PPC but can't because of the DoE?
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I don't see why not. by
on 2012-12-07 08:31:00 UTC
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It sounds like the sort of thing that would get set up, doesn't it? And fun to write & read about, too.
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I like the idea of playing in the future!PPC sandbox by
on 2012-12-03 17:24:00 UTC
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And would definitely have a go at doing so should you decide to open them up. Having a summary of how things stand would also be very useful obviously!
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Well... by
on 2012-12-03 08:50:00 UTC
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Of course we're still going to have to keep the Original Series mission format; that is the tried and true one, after all.
I view the J&A-style mission as the standard mission, obviously, but if we took a look into the various genres of literature and fanfiction out there we can ascertain that not all of them play by the same plot (unless you're in the circle of lemmings). By that same token, writers for the PPC should at least have the flexibility to be able to branch into different genres and to try out new mission formats. It doesn't have to be ironclad standard - it just should be an option.
Also, wouldn't that lead into your 60 years later sort of PPC? There's no way we can jump from now to then without a transition period where people start changing mission formats, after all. I'd love to test out the new timeline eras myself.
Weren't we a couple threads back discussing the various PPC AUs - the steampunk one, the pirates one, the magical girl one - as well as scenarios where Agents are paired with minor canon characters? I'd like to see some of those written out. And perhaps we could toy with the Intern programme which seems to have a grand total of one member - that'd be a good avenue for those still without Permission who want to spork things in a co-write. -
Following up on what Sea Turtle said by
on 2012-12-03 07:36:00 UTC
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I also remember that another reason for the ban on Emergencies is that they were happening too often, and someone pointed out that when the PPC HQ is invaded by hordes of Sues on a regular basis, the Emergencies stop being actual emergencies and become something more commonplace.
What might be fun is more HQ-wide RP sessions. I'm not saying churn out one once a week or anything, just every now and then it'd be nice if we could all pool together our agents and have them, I don't know, deal with a rabbit stampede or a sudden HQ-wide ponification or something. In fact, they don't even need to be RPs. The mass Halloween scary story co-write last year? That was fun! As was Huinesoron's fourth-wall-breaking co-write (has that been concluded yet? I may have missed some of it.)
PC mentioned cliques, and people not being able to relate to other people within a group as large as the PPC. This will not do. It'd be nice to have more chances to interact with fellow Boarders, and a nice and productive way that everyone, no matter what fandom, can participate is discussions and group projects that are PPC-related in general. -
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About cliques.
They're really not an issue.
You're going to get cliques in any group of more than twenty people, let alone in a group the size of the PPC. People are always going to gravitate more towards people they're more comfortable with. It's an inevitable part of interaction in groups. It's not worth getting worked up about, since no matter what happens, most people are going to want to hang out/work with their friends, and pretty much the only way around that is to force them to, y'know, not do that. Which is a tad much. -
A compromise? by
on 2012-12-03 22:25:00 UTC
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Maybe we could do another Fandom Buffet? Because it seems to me that people who know a bunch of stuff about video games gravitate towards each other, and people who know a lot about anime gravitate towards one another as well. So, if the two groups interacted, new friends could be made!
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I dunno, though. by
on 2012-12-04 04:35:00 UTC
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Gravitation aside, a story's a story - and I think in the IRC and 'Board alike, there's a constant mingling of fandoms. Personally, I think the groups form differently based more on personalities, styles, and more specific common interests than broad things like genre and medium differences.
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*Pricks up ears* by
on 2012-12-03 12:01:00 UTC
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Did somebody say RP? I'm up for it! It would be interesting to see the interplay between my agents and other people's, and general interdepartmental mixing and mayhem!
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Ha ha. Ha. Haha. by
on 2012-12-03 08:21:00 UTC
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'That' resulted in pretty much everyone who replied denouncing me as thoroughly evil and unable to grasp the meaning of the PPC - and out to ruin their personal enjoyment thereof at the same time - so the co-write section was thrown out. I substituted a just-written-by-me part.
Swan's Egg
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Re: Ha ha. Ha. Haha. by
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You know, I would be up for it.
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Wasn't that mainly me? by
on 2012-12-03 16:51:00 UTC
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I don't remember calling you evil, though. I did think arbitrarily killing things off was a really bad idea—which, I should add, is exceedingly rare from you—and a terrible precedent to set.
I never really understood the message, either. I might revisit the thing I started with it sometime, though. As I recall, Alex the FicPsych intern saw it and had a revelatory experience, and then had to be talked down by the rest of the thoroughly bemused staff. I don't think it was very funny, but maybe it could be. More FicPsych stories would be good to do, anyway.
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I thought it was me... by
on 2012-12-03 17:57:00 UTC
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I am sorry, hS, if it came off as me calling you thoroughly evil (Mad scientist, maybe. Everyone needs a hobby, right?) or that you didn't have a grasp on the spirit of the community. I just really didn't like the story and tried to articulate the reasons why that was the case. It was not my intent to cast aspersions upon you.
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It was sort of everyone. by
on 2012-12-03 19:55:00 UTC
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As I'm sure you know, it's a bit miserable to put more effort into writing something than you have for a long time (I had betas, for heaven's sake! I never have betas!) and have literally no-one respond positively at any stage of the proceedings. So I got a bit sulky about the whole thing. C'est ca.
(Don't go casting nasturtiums - you don't know where they've been!)
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Oh. by
on 2012-12-03 09:18:00 UTC
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Well that's a shame, I had a lot of fun with that. I'd been waiting to use that Saints Row joke, too...
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I agree. by
on 2012-12-03 07:58:00 UTC
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And I have a suggestion: The Great Penguin Incursion of 2012, wherein large numbers of penguins arrived in HQ from nowhere. Half of them spontaneously broke into song-and-dance numbers, and the other half began organising a hostile takeover through a coded series of gestures and honks.
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Saying yes to HQ-wide ponification RP. by
on 2012-12-03 07:52:00 UTC
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I also completely agree on more RPs. I find that non-scripted interactions between agents controlled by other Boarders opens up so much more potential for comedy, character development, cross-mission references
and mass hysteriathan just writing missions.
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Aye! by
on 2012-12-03 17:12:00 UTC
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One of my favorite parts of the PPC is seeing the different agents meet and interact with one another.
I remember there was an Anime RP that sort of just, fizzled out. I would love it for a Pony RP to happen. Hmmm... Could anyone start it? -
I vote ALL OF MY YES. by
on 2012-12-03 14:10:00 UTC
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Roleplaying is fun, and would give everyone's characters the change to meet people they might not otherwise. You can never have too many friends, yes? :D
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In the Rouge Angles of Satin MST, by
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we referred to an All-HQ Extra Vicious Pillow Fight.
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Do want. by
on 2012-12-03 08:14:00 UTC
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...but the real question is, how did it start?
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I believe the answer was Luxury... by
on 2012-12-03 08:18:00 UTC
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but I could be wrong.
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Going on your last point... by
on 2012-12-03 07:45:00 UTC
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I agree, the groups of people who know blah blah fandom are a bit... Off-putting. For people like me, who are - to quote TV Tropes - Jacks of All Trades when it comes to vacations, good but not great at many things, it's a bit like you're the third wheel that doesn't fit in anywhere.
I've been there. I AM there in real life, even.
What I've also noticed is that certain members seem to respond more openly to some boarders than others. I try to make myself an open person to all members here, but I have this issue as well, where I'll get to talking with somebody, and then somebody will interject their opinion, and I'll just completely blow them off. I think there should be a greater effort to be welcoming and friendly all the time, and not just when introducing yourself to newbies.
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Lemme dig out my two cents... by
on 2012-12-03 07:21:00 UTC
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Firstly, we need more things to link each spinoff to another. Co-writes, RPs, references to another PPCer's work, agent cameos, you name it, we need more of them. Right now I feel that each department is self-contained and agents don't see much of their coworkers from other branches. I realize that this is hard to pull off in a mission where the badfic is centre stage but I think acknowledging other PPCers' work makes the entire universe that much more alive.
Secondly, write more concrit. I wholeheartedly agree with PC when he says that there isn't enough constructive criticism going around: just saying "I liked it!" doesn't help an author improve. What did you like in the mission? Why? What was your favourite part? Why? Were there any passages that felt forced, slow, or awkward? Point them out and explain.
I suggest that for every mission that we read, we should write a review.
Thirdly, let's talk Emergencies. On the up side, they have certainly changed the formula of day-to-day life for agents by placing them into extraordinary situations where nobody-- perhaps not even their author-- knows how it will end. They have always spurred change in the PPC-verse and kept things fresh by involving agents from every single service branch. The down side is just that: some changes are not wanted. Makes-Things' "death" is the prime example of this situation.
I have been reviewing the discussion following Huinesoron's release of his Swan's Egg stories and it is clear that the death of important characters-- especially those that are free-to-use-- is something to be avoided at all costs when writing about a crisis. The moratorium on Emergencies was established to prevent such a thing from happening again.
But what if we set up safeguards? Rules to prevent something that would cripple or radically change the structure and workings of the PPC? In theory, we could write Emergencies responsibly by establishing what we can and cannot do with the PPC. Naturally, we will have to establish a rule on the frequency of such events (like maybe a general vote on whether we could write about one).
If a consensus could be reached, I think this could inject some life into the community.
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I agree (nm) by
on 2012-12-03 07:35:00 UTC
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Opinion/Speculation. by
on 2012-12-03 07:35:00 UTC
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Seconded the concrit bit. It is my chief complaint in all creative expression settings.
And to the emergency thing: while the Permission system is something I totally agree with, maybe the emergency could be like an alternative? Rookie potential agent walks into PPC for a conference or Aldrich, and suddenly finds themselves wrapped up in a crisis that could determine whether they actually take the job, or end up waiting until peace is had to try again, or something like that?
Obviously, there would be TONS of details to work out, and restrictions and all that, but maybe it could work as a sort of change from the current system from those who want to change things up a bit?
(I'm not part of this group - I'm actually working on a second attempt using the current system - but it's a potential idea that might end up flying or flopping that I think could be considered.) -
Sly references are so much fun. by
on 2012-12-03 07:31:00 UTC
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I sometimes get tired just referencing other stuff I've done because I'm not sure whether or not other people would like me referencing their things.
It would be fantastic if we could, when plugging missions, point out some highlights/changes to continuity when doing so, so that other people who want to make sly references in their own missions ("Say, remember that big hubaloo in the DOI last week over that rookie's disappearance?" "Serves him right; I heard he drowned the Sorting Room on his first day on the job.") can easily find the sources.
I need to be better about posting feedback (/hangs head). And yes, Emergencies indeed. Could we first define exactly how much of the PPC needs to be involved in situation to call it an Emergency? Like, would a battle at an OFU that requires PPC reinforcements count, or is it specifically HQ-centred? -
Emergencies for me are... by
on 2012-12-03 07:59:00 UTC
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...HQ-wide events that require drastic measures from all branches of the Organization to protect its personnel and to repel the (usually external) threat. An OFU requiring reinforcements would be a major happening, but not directly a threat to Headquarters.
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So a Mary Sue occupying an OFU by
on 2012-12-03 08:20:00 UTC
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and essentially waging some Suvian version of World War Two (to go with the Suvian version of World War One in the first year of IAHF) wouldn't end up as an Emergency per se for the PPC?
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Going out on a limb here... by
on 2012-12-03 08:29:00 UTC
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...and saying that it would certainly be an Emergency for the OFU, but not for the PPC.
The PPC and the various OFUs have a history of working together, that much I know. They're not mutually exclusive, but in my mind they're not related to the point where if one collapses, the other automatically crumbles. In the case you mentioned, it would probably come out in HQ as "scramble some agents ready to fight; there's an ally in trouble!"
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It was the latter arc of the third semester. by
on 2012-12-03 08:33:00 UTC
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Beginning with an arms race in the first semester, continuing with an almost-assassination of the Course Coordinator(s), escalating with a joke about the Schlieffen plan (the antagonistic Mary Sue Factory that invaded was anticipating a war on two fronts between IAHF and the rest of the League, since there was a civil war brewing amongst the League, etc etc), and ending with timely reinforcements from the PPC .
I've more or less considered the PPC like the America of the Canon Protection Initiative, but I will try my best to avoid a Pearl Harbour this time around.
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I like the RP idea. by
on 2012-12-03 07:29:00 UTC
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Not sure if I just haven't been on the right sites or anything, but it seems like there's not a whole lot of roleplaying that goes on. Not only that, but it doesn't really feel like the sites with more roleplaying activity aren't really linked in a way that makes it easy for the newer members to find them and participate. Sure, there's Boarder roleplaying in the IRC, but I'd love to see some active roleplaying where we all played as our agents.
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It doesn't seem like any RP sites *are really linked well. (nm) by
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Yes, stagnating missions indeed. by
on 2012-12-03 06:41:00 UTC
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I rather realised it with the latest one I wrote where my Agents seemed rather bored doing it. Perhaps we chose a fic that, despite its novelty in having the Sue go after a different target in their specialised canon, was a bit too boring otherwise.
I intend on using it as an excuse for Upstairs to fling them into the Circle of Lemmings head-on, but still, I can agree that it may be time to change something with the missions (I, being one of the only people writing missions in BBC Sherlock, would love to write a mission where Eledhwen and Christianne have to solve the mission like a murder mystery).
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I'd like to expand on this. by
on 2012-12-03 06:48:00 UTC
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I feel like, while the comedy should always be a mainstay, I could definitely go for more adventure-y aspects.
If I may use an example, Desdendelle uploaded a group write only just recently that read like an adventure story, in that the characters were actively involved in the action while also keeping to the standard of staying on the sidelines, and instead of the usual "Sure dies instantly because Agents run on logic", there was a big final battle of sorts that actually put the Agents to a considerable test.
If we can put in mystery elements, I'd like to vouch for more genres that could coexist with what is currently in play. -
Yeah by
on 2012-12-05 00:19:00 UTC
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Adding a few more genres are fun. Also, I have to say, adding in a few genres you're not normally writing in is fun! I wrote the Nova execution scene (well, since it had Ari in it, I guess that's obvious) and I think it was my first time writing action-y stuff outside of normal, short executions. And it was lots of fun! So yeah, experiment with genres you don't normally read or write in!
(Also, I kinda wrote that Nova scene the first time I finished scanning the fic, on my phone, on a bumpy bus ride, when the cowrite hadn't even really started, running off of pure fanrage.) -
Totally agree. by
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I tested it out for the Badfic Game with the PPC Sherlock AU - in a murder mystery format, I suspect that the Words would have to be inaccessible because then the Sue would be easily found - but what I had in mind was:
The console beeps; the Intel Report only gives a dossier on the victim (whether that's the canon as a whole or a canon character in particular) and a list of suspects; the Agents go into the fic and observe the canons, interview suspects (all the OCs/bit characters), find evidence of canon-tampering (whether that's from a haywire CAD, a spatial-temporal distortion, or the complete frick-up of the surroundings/whatnot). The Agents eliminate the impossible, come up with the suspect that is the Sue, and trap the Sue somehow (catching them red-handed, direct confrontation to wrangle a confession, whatever). They then charge and assassinate the Sue.
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on 2012-12-03 07:09:00 UTC
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I could totally read that.
Alternatively, as well as also:
Assassin suspense story style, where the assassin gets a call from an anonymous contact, calling for their services, meet with said contact - details need to be worked out here, but hear me out - and are given a brief breakdown of the target, the reasons for assassination, and potential payment for services rendered.
Then, the assassin moves quietly in disguise - not necessarily computer-generated, but realistic in nature to the continuum in question - through the crowds, to places of interest for investigation, makes contact with people of interest, scouts out the target and potential collateral, plans out a strategy of assault, and then executes it, with obviously varying levels of success and failure.
After that, they dispose of the evidence (naturally), and make an attempted escape, quiet or otherwise, and report back to their contact with the news.
We could even put elements of the show Person Of Interest in there and make it a small team of spies, intelligence agents, code crackers, mercenaries and camera hackers and the like, and maybe even wraps development people and loadout agents for the assassins to gain their advantage from.
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What would probably make it work... by
on 2012-12-03 07:12:00 UTC
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is if the genre of the mission was more or less the genre of the source canon.
So murder mystery would work best for Sherlock Holmes and co, assassins for some other canon (although I could also see it working in BBC Sherlock, because you won't believe how many hitman!John AUs there are), epic action-adventure for another canon, and so on
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That sounds great. by
on 2012-12-05 00:16:00 UTC
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Hm. I mostly work in Magical Girl stories - I wonder how that would translate to a full mission? I had the beginning and executions in that short AU thing, and I had been thinking about a full mission.
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Or maybe... by
on 2012-12-05 17:27:00 UTC
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If it is a trollfic, the (MG?) Agents have to expose the troll, and then fight it monster-of-the-week style.
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Well by
on 2012-12-05 19:57:00 UTC
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That'd need it to be a trollfic in a Magical Girl story. But for a normal Sue, probably not.
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I must say... by
on 2012-12-03 11:55:00 UTC
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... I was already tempted to have a Star Trek mission where my agents have to take the Sue/Stu on in a ship-to-ship battle. Also, they do have a ship (from my latest mission), which Sigma is currently - upgrading - with the help from various generic DoSAT technicians.
It has occurred to me that some of these Sues are quite powerful, and would potentially put up more of a fight than necessarily given credit for. That, and it would be more exciting. That's also why my agents got chased by the Canons after defeating the Stu in their last mission - in fact, I found that as much fun as mocking the bad spellings.
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Good idea! by
on 2012-12-03 14:53:00 UTC
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See, in my plannings for my eventual sporking of the other Jack Russel fic, I came up with something like that. There's a ship full of bit characters that Jack Russel created that could probably be swayed to turn against him.
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*Grins* by
on 2012-12-03 21:29:00 UTC
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Thompson's ship, I presume? Well, if you needed any help, I bet the 'Stu's face would be a picture if he saw the future version of his own ship (especially after Sigma's 'redecoration'). I'm sure Sigma would let you borrow it, if your agents asked. You might want avoid mentioning the name Captain Jack Russel, though, unless you wanted a certain trio tagging along.
Oh, and at least you already have a good permission piece, namely OFAS. That's the hardest part. You also already know what you want to spork. I can see you getting permission fairly easily, after the month's up (it might be already). The real question is whether you think you'll have the time for writing both missions and OFAS. If so, then go for it! -
I can see that going so many ways... by
on 2012-12-03 07:20:00 UTC
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Romance-comedy?
Oh, I smell Japanese anime in the works, I do. XD
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Sh*t, I'm late for Sue-slaying school! by
on 2012-12-03 07:24:00 UTC
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...says the Agent as she runs through the portal with her weapon of choice in her teeth.
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Such a bothersome girl... by
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Says the sempai while pinching his nose/wearily eyeing the agent as she makes an unnecessarily huge scene in the hallway, while fellow agents gawk.
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My thoughts... by
on 2012-12-03 06:31:00 UTC
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I agree about the missions; that there's even a 'starter formula' listed on the Wiki's Guide to Writing Missions page has always kind of bothered me. But I also think the formula issue is a double-edged sword: on one hand, formulas tend to stagnate after a few minutes, but on the other hand, formulas can serve to give newer PPCers a sort of cheat sheet until they find their own flow.
I'm thinking that more group missions might help break up the monotony a bit - I admit, I prefer writing solo missions (and feel relatively safe in assuming others do as well), but if we're meant to be a community of writers, and not just a group of hilariously insane badfic killers, it strikes me as odd that there aren't more group missions. I'm not saying we need another emergency (we don't), but it seems to me that it wouldn't hurt to have a few group mission challenges - or something similar - scattered at odd intervals throughout the year.
I also think that changing the way missions are written should first and foremost be the choice of each individual writer, and not an enforced community edict. To me, telling someone, "You have to write it following this sequence of events" is a bit like saying, "You can be creative, but you have to use the same basic framework as everyone else."
Yes, I realize the formula is more of a suggestion than an outright order, and I'm not trying to accuse anyone of 'stifling our creativity' or 'make us all their little writing slaves'; nor am I trying to stir up or create any conspiracy theories among the Board. I just really think that we need more than one formula and that, formulas or no, we should respect each writer's decision to follow the same tried and true formula or to try something new, as it suits them.
As for the mods, I honestly think we have plenty. There always seems to be at least one around at any given point in time, and appear to be doing a good job as is. Besides that, I worry that having more mods will cause done of us - without naming names - to think the Board is becoming more repressive, and that a rift may begin to appear among us as a result. -
I both agree and disagree. by
on 2012-12-03 17:32:00 UTC
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My disagreement is minuscule though. I do believe that the 'tried and true' method can be used, by oldbie or newbie, as long as you add some sort of unique spice to it. This is most likely the characters, but it can also be the way the 'Sue is portrayed to act and react, or how the assassination is carried out. You don't need to go completely outside the norm for variety.
I do agree greatly with the group missions though, despite my lack of experience in the field in general. The only PPC thing that I've written that has been approved and published as the Rouge Angles of Satin MST, but I have to say it was a ton of fun, bouncing people's comments and ideas off each other, as well being able to show interaction that normally wouldn't happen. That also goes along with the idea that missions are somewhat self-contained. You really don't see people referencing each other's works, making the PPC appear less like a community and more like a bunch of secluded individuals with the same bosses. I feel like group missions would help relieve that somewhat, but also just mentioning other agents or events. All you have to do is nudge a person and say "Hey, do you mind if I mention X or Y in my story?" If they say no for whatever reason, leave their things alone. If they say yes, you're free to go. That way it looks like everybody actually knows each other and has shared horror stories with each other, like a community.
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Yes to group missions! by
on 2012-12-03 06:44:00 UTC
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I will admit badfics were so much more fun to spork when I was writing co-ops with IntelligentAirhead and EileenAlphabet, and I am looking forward to the group mission for the Goddess Sue.
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Not only that... by
on 2012-12-03 07:14:00 UTC
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...but on REALLY bad badfics - like C*l*br**n or 'Replacement Dash destroys my faith in the inherent innocence of humanity' - writing in a group makes it easier to maintain one's sanity. And when you're writing in a group, it's more likely the mistakes in your writing will be caught and alternatives to wonky wording will be offered, which, in my mind, can serve to improve one's writing. It certainly helps with mine!
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It is fun! by
on 2012-12-03 07:16:00 UTC
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I'm just saying that it shouldn't constrain anyone who wants to break free from it and go off on one of the other tangents we're bandying about up there (/points to own thread).
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Agreed! (nm) by
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Thirded, with speculation. by
on 2012-12-03 06:52:00 UTC
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If I may add to the group mission idea: was it not a GROUP idea that this fandom was built from?
Jay and Acacia Co-wrote they're missions, if you'll recall.
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Hmm... by
on 2012-12-03 07:15:00 UTC
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A sort of rebirth of the double-writer agent teams? I like.
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Yeah, exactly!
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More hm. by
on 2012-12-03 17:04:00 UTC
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All of my missions, published and in process of being written/beta'd (aside from my first) are co-writes. I think I like writing with others more than I like writing alone, because it lets me bounce my Agents off other people's. I myself think co-writes are a good idea, especially because writing with someone lets you know that someone better.
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Right.
And like I said, it's a call back to the PPC's roots.
If I'm not mistaken, the board's goal is to try and honor the spirit of the original series' charm, as well as add new aspects like the earliest spin-off stories did, abs this seeks to me like a good step back in that direction, as well as a growing experience.
So: Why not?
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on 2012-12-05 00:21:00 UTC
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Though, since multiple agents get hard to juggle quick, it's probably a good idea to have two or three agents between the two writers.
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*their (because I'm a Grammar Natzee) by
on 2012-12-03 06:53:00 UTC
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But yeah, I definitely agree with you. Co-writing in my opinion helps keep us on our toes; you don't know what snappy line the other person's going to make, after all.
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Off-topic response: Watch who you say Grammar Nazi to... by
on 2012-12-03 06:56:00 UTC
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...Because my solo MST is full of Lackluster Nazi jokes. You might prompt me to make one if you're not careful.
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I have an idea for group projects... by
on 2012-12-03 06:14:00 UTC
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I might suggest, at least to start, that while the GDoc system that's been adopted is very applicable, it is difficult to get used to if you are coming in to it with no knowledge of the system.
For me, I recently got done with a big email-based beta of a badfic. It was one huge brainstorming period between at least ten boarders, including myself, and we all bounced ideas off of each other that were built on, debated, discarded, applied, or tossed around. With each new factoid about the fic, dozens of new ideas sprung up for us to toy with. It was all kinds of fun.
I'm not saying "Ragh Ditch GDoc", because I got burnt while trying to handle it on my phone. That's unfair of me to do. But, I would like to suggest that maybe more of these email brainstorms could be applied to fics before big group-writes on GDocs. I'm just thinking it might do wonders towards improving the already good quality of stories, and it would give boarders a good idea of how other boarders think, and thus give a good impression as to the styles of their cohorts for any future group writes where those particular people might want to join in.
It would also help to encourage friendly discussion and debate between intelligent minds, as well as make friendships where there might have been assumed shyness, especially for newbies. In fact, for newbies, it would be a good experience with improving their styles, and getting a wide mass opinion as to how many ways you can write a good story and keep the audience interested.
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Yeah, I like brainstorming in groups. by
on 2012-12-03 07:04:00 UTC
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Before our co-writes, Intel and I would actually liveblog the fic we were sporking on Tumblr (you can still find them under the "lily vs suefics" tag on my Tumblr), corroborate our biggest complaints and snarkiest comments in private messaging, and open a GDoc to write the mission itself.
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It's a positive way of doing things. by
on 2012-12-03 07:15:00 UTC
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Mobile GDoc + Samsung Illusion phone = no. Better for iPhones and Tablets, in my opinion.
I think that when the time I do a solo comes, I'm going to call for a big email brainstorm for how I could go about it. Because that was FUN. -
Hm. by
on 2012-12-03 16:53:00 UTC
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Perhaps it is due to a difference in writing style, but I like the GDocs method (I'm also writing on a 15'6'' laptop, so I don't have size problems). For co-writes, I usually use GDocs' chat for brainstorming and the like, though, truth to be told, I usually don't know what I'll write till I write it.
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Isn't that the way it always goes, though? by
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Most of what I write is typically me winging it with the details I haven't quite sanded down, as well as tying it into what I do gave down to a science, and hoping nobody notices.
Which is another reason I support group brainstorms, because then I don't have to pretend that I have things nailed down, and can ask for opinions openly without fear of reprisal, if any.
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OFUA! by
on 2012-12-03 07:07:00 UTC
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Official Fanfiction University of Azeroth!
I am in the planning stages for it. I already have a location that can be reached without needing to buy any expansions (the Stonetalon Mountains, which remain mostly neutral and are lore-wise expansive enough to hide a community of Pandaren in); a two-house idea (Horde students to the right, Alliance students on the left); a few teachers and classes picked out (Koltira Deathweaver and Thassarian will have a one-semester course titled something like 'Across the Line: Writing a Believable Interfaction Friendship'; Anduin Wrynn will teach 'Difficult Parents and How to Handle Them'; Sylvanas Windrunner will teach 'Vengeance for Imbeciles', with guest instructor Maiev Shadowsong offering a two-week seminar on hunting down your prey to the ends of this world and every other world he runs to); and I have the application form almost worked out.
Why am I posting all this now? The answer is quite simple: I have no idea what I'm doing and seriously need at least one or two co-writers to help me out. I have never attended any school higher than high school (not so surprising, this is my first year out of high school), have no idea how to work out class titles, and would really appreciate some help with things like scheduling, vacations, field trips, semesters, etcetera, etcetera, ad nausium. If no one's willing to co-write, can I at least get some people to whom I can turn for advice or ideas? Heck, I'll even take pointers posted as responses to this thread!
Not giving up on this no matter what,
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You seem to have gotten some advice already, but here's what I'd recommend:
- Use your fandom for inspiration. Most of the plots from OFUM were related to fanfic trends and stuff like that.
- Keep it funny or you run the risk of getting too much on a soap box.
- While OFUM is quite episodic in form, some long-term plots and arcs help make it feel more coherent. Don't be afraid to refer to past events and have some character development (especially for the main character).
- Don't try to cop OFUM too much. Seriously, I think the more successful OFUs are the ones who adapted the idea the most to their fandom. I tailored OFUM for LotR - don't just take elements of it and put it in your OFU. Adapt it as much as possible.
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I was the one who suggested to Kitty she read OFUs for inspiration. I'm not copying (at least, I hope not) but a lot of how to write an OFU--creating a believable yet relatable fanbrat main character, how to show your course coordinator interacting with canons without making her Sue-y (I always watch my self-inserts very carefully), how to show the fanbrat interacting with the canons realistically, the overall tone of it.
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OI, THAT'S MINE! -gives chase- (nm) by
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...Eee... by
on 2012-12-06 03:30:00 UTC
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Excuse me for a minute... -squeals into a pillow-
Anyway, you play WoW, too? Sweeeeet. What server are you on?
Also, thankies for the advice. I have a couple of good ideas for longer-term story arcs, so hopefully they pan out well. (And my poor students will get no rest, because Garrosh and Varian are in charge of the Horde and Alliance students. Hee.)
I have an idea for the prologue actually - have the main characters (there's two, but one's kind of... Secondary-main?) introduce it in first-person, with their filled-out applications at the bottom. Do I run the risk of making it seem too corny by doing this? -
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I'm on Dragonblight EU. Don't play as much anymore as I used to, but I still do raids now and then.
Introducing the student(s) and then the application is how a lot of OFUs do it, and how I did it. It doesn't have to be corny, it all depends on how you write it, you know? -
Shoot, I'm on Lightbringer... by
on 2012-12-06 21:44:00 UTC
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Ah well.
Yeah, I'm a bit old-fashioned that way. And I think it's not corny - so far. I think the epilogue - if I ever get there - will be first person, too, again with the two main characters. Because that kind of stuff gives me happy goosebumps~ -
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I've never played WoW (the home Internet connection isn't even up to playing Zombie Lane), but I can help with any questions about college. My e-mail is LLWatts@juno.com.
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I wish I could help out with this sort of thing, but I lack the time and the energy to devote to this.
I can offer advice or ideas if you need some. I am well versed in Warcraft Lore and I have five Warcraft characters that could lend a hand if you need them.
Also, I don't know if this is going to happen, but I saw mention of Hellscream and Wrynn inciting a war between the faction students. I figure, you could go further with that and just make those two the heads of their respective houses. What could possibly go wrong?
Also, someone needs to teach some basic geography and history. You would not believe how often I see fics that happen in areas that don't exist (a subcontinent Northwest of Quel'thalas? You mean the ocean!?) or in time periods that don't make sense.
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I'll take any help I can get (mostly because there are done who would claim - correctly - that I lack confidence until I find my rhythm).
Hmm... I'd actually tossed that idea around a bit, having Hellscream and Varian act as house heads. Now that I know I want them to be the Sauron versus Morgoth duo of OFUA, I can think of plenty of ways totorture the studentsmake things interesting for the students. Hee...
Yes, I've noticed the geography and timeline issues too - I'm MSTing a badfic where all the leaders have teenaged kids... Three years after WotLK. When none of them had kids. I kind of want Thrall to teach the geography class - or is that a bit too obvious? And--
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Thrall might be better used somewhere else, actually. Maybe a comparative religion course.
Now, if you are looking for a good geography teacher, look no further than Brann Bronzebeard, High Explorer of the Explorers' Guild. He's been everywhere.
Nozdormu would be quite a challenge to write. Good luck with that.
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How did I forget Brann?! by
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Oh, I feel silly now..
Comparative religions? I don't know much about Thrall's character - I started really getting into WoW after the Cataclysm expansion came out - so I'm not sure how to work that one...
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Thrall by
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Thrall is an interesting character. He was a major part of the effort to unite the Horde and the Alliance to bring peace and understanding to Azeroth. Then he left to keep the world from tearing itself apart after Deathwing borked the whole thing. Garrosh is very much the anti-Thrall.
I'd recommend reading the novel "Lord of the Clans" to get some of his early history. WoW Wiki is also a great resource. It is my go-to for mission information.
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If you need help, I'm in. by
on 2012-12-03 18:50:00 UTC
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I'm not totally up to date on Warcraft lore, but I know the basics. My email is at alixnyden@yahoo.com.
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Thankies! (nm) by
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I'm writing the Star Trek OFU... by
on 2012-12-03 16:42:00 UTC
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And I felt the same way when I started, and I didn't have the PPC community. So I had to do the research on my own (finding the PPC in the process). Still doing the research, in fact.
Some things I've figured out that might help:
-Read OFUs. I looked up every OFU I could find in fandoms I recognized. I've read both OFUM and HFA multiple times, and there were already some (abandoned) attempts at a Star Trek OFU so I read those too. Take inspiration from them.
-Read misscam's rules for writing OFUs. They're on her website.
-Come up with an overarching storyline. OFUM's is the Lina/Gimli relationship, HFA's was the Canonquake and the subsequent Sue invasion, etc. Come up with something relating to your fandom/fanbase. My overarching storyline has to do with the fact that fanfiction started in Star Trek.
-This cannot be stressed enough: keep it funny.
-Don't get hung up on details. I've never attended a university either; so I just modeled some of the scheduling on high school. Focusing on details makes it not funny.
-The crazier, the better. OOCness is acceptable to a certain extent. Look at Sauron in OFUM.
All I can think of right now, but if you need any help with OFU stuff (I don't know the fandom), I'll do whatever I can to help. -
I agree with the storyline arc. by
on 2012-12-03 21:12:00 UTC
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It's hard to write an interesting school setting story without a plot, which is why so many High School AUs are so bad.
I haven't gone to college either, but I found it easier to write a master schedule with all the weekly classes, and each class only met once a week or so (it was probably made up for by tons of homework).
And since I can hardly keep my attention to one plot for seventy five chapters I settled instead for at least one arc per semester, although multiple minor arcs popped up, and there were two main arcs in the third semester of IAHF. I think for MBSFA I'm going for one overarching mystery arc for each session, provided my attention can stay for that long. -
Arcs by
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I think this may prove to be the first story I have ever written wherein I follow some sort of written-down plot skeleton!
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Thankies! by
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Those are some useful tips I hadn't considered - especially the one about reading other OFUs and taking hints and inspiration from them. Thanks for offering them!
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Seeing that I'm running IAHF and MBSFA... by
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You can feel free to toss me an email (/points above) for any OFU-related questions.
Personally I like writing in actual lectures that correspond to problems I see in the fandom - like for example, the Sherlock fandom had a mild controversy over not tagging artwork for dub-con and stuff, and people started flaming each other, so I wrote a lecture where Irene Adler berated people for not tagging their porn. Just keep it relevant, informative, and overall FUNNY.
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THANK YOU. by
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I kiss your feet!
(See, those three classes I listed will be AMAZINGLY varied. Anduin may turn out to be a favorite - he strikes me as having a dry sense of humor under all that fluffy niceness he seems to glow with. Meanwhile Sylvanas will have everyone flinching at the sound of her name within a week, and there will be a Thassarian/Koltira scandal among the students, and Varian Wrynn and Garrosh Hellscream will probably destroy the school while they continuously try to kill each other and may mobilize the Horde- and Alliance students against each other... Hee, this is going to be fun...)
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Interlude (again). by
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I found an interlude under the proverbial couch!
Website
Interlude: Unknown
I know this seems rushed now, posting things so quickly after each other, but I need to empty that buffer I didn't know I have. Especially since TMS is going to investigate a lot.
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The Denim Headband returns! by
on 2012-12-03 19:21:00 UTC
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Oh, Jet. You so sill-
Waitaminutedenimheadband?
OH GOOD GOD, IT'S HER! I read that mission, Sergio was I've seriously unlucky man.
Outside of that bit of nostalgia, I found this to be quite humorous to read. And despite its age, or what I with my limited knowledge can assume to be age, it's really well written.
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You confuse me. by
on 2012-12-04 00:09:00 UTC
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Because I'm not entirely sure you mean the same one as me.
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what? by
on 2012-12-04 00:14:00 UTC
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You mean there was more than one instance of denim headbands?!
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A question about Permission fics. by
on 2012-12-03 18:04:00 UTC
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Back in October when I first applied for Permission, I had linked a story called "Hiding In The Shadows" as the fic I wanted to spork on my first mission. In an unusual bout of forethought, I saved the entire thing, unedited, to a word doc along with another Harry Potter fic that looked like something for ESAS, as it used the same 'Sue but made her the personification of magic. It just so happens that the author deleted all of her old fics, gave herself a new name, and then posted a new story that looked like a mix of the first two.
My question is, do I use the original if the author has already deleted it, or should I use the new version that has been posted? Or, and this is a big or, would I be allowed to jump in on the Goddess-slaying group mission as a writer instead of a beta? -
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Or something similar. I think if the original has been deleted and is nowhere else to be found on the wide wide Web, the general feeling is that it no longer exists and should not be brought back even in a sporking. I would say spork the new version, just to be safe.
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Well... by
on 2012-12-03 19:13:00 UTC
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Is be the first to tell you that I've had a potential fic fall out from under me before I can direct people's attention to it.
My opinion: I say go for the new one. If it's a mix of both, you should have very little problems giving it a run-through.
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The Door From The Future RP by
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In the future... there will be dinosaurs.
No, sorry, wrong future.
In the future, the Protectors of the Plot Continuum are scattered across the multiverse. Old tasks are carried out by new groups, with little resemblence to their old forms. Look deeper into the swirling mists of time, and see the myriad homes the Protectors have built themselves...
The four schools of Paladins continue their ancient (well, at least middle-aged) mission: the defence of the Word Worlds against all forms of badfic. To each School is given certain time-hallowed rights - and duties.
The grey-clad Demas Paladins are Assassins, endowed with the authority to take the life of uncanon. Their fortified bastion in the Warhammer 40K 'verse is an ideal training ground for the rigours of combat - but is, of course, equipped with massive portal generators in case it should be discovered.
The Basel School, led by the former Canon Librarian Xander, hold the keys of exorcism - and the responsibility to use them in defence of the canon even at the risk of their lives. They make their home on a planet called The Library, in the Doctor Who 'verse, relocating in time and space whenever they become noticed amid the endless shelves - or when the attack that closed The Library forever draws near.
The Pyron Paladins, robed in the red and gold (or as everyone else calls it, 'orange), are tasked with the destruction of uncanonical locations and items - but carefully, of course. Their spacegoing fleet is made up of the spoils of the war on uncanon - in particular, those parts of the spoils which are able to fly through the void and blow things up.
To the Indim School is granted the power to relocate people from one dimension to another - whether they be canon or uncanon. The portals on which the PPC relies are held in trust by the Indims, and they make their home in the mountains of New Caledonia, long a PPC stronghold, able to protect this powerful technology.
Rumours abound of a fifth school, the Flow Paladins, who held all four of the rights - assassination, exorcism, demolition and transportation - but were closed down within five years of their formation. Nevertheless, some claim to have seen them in the quiet places of the multiverse...
By far the largest of the remnants of the PPC are the Rangers, almost invisible in their camoflagued uniforms. They scout the badfics of all creation, the first to enter, and call upon the Paladins most suited to the task. Their home is the multiverse itself, but their base lies under the Misty Mountains of Middle-earth.
Supporting them are the Technomancers - or the dosats, as they are commonly known. It is said that their leaders - an AI known only as Ghost, and a computer simulation of the legendary Makes-Things - can supply any technology in the multiverse... for the right price, and if they can be located. Their flying city coasts the spaceways of the multiverse, cloaked and invisible, and at its heart lies a well-kept secret: Node, a man encased in an impenetrable shell, whose mind is wired directly into the ship's body. Whispers say that he was once a Technomancer named Dann...
To ensure the PPC's expansion, the Harpers spread out from their home on Pern to scour the multiverse for recruits - at least in theory. In practice, most recruits are accidental, or extracted from badfics by Paladins. The Harpers concentrate primarily on giving them basic training, before they move on to be fully educated in their chosen vocation.
And at the heart of the spreading flower of the PPC is the House of Rhodes - the shattered, labyrinthine heart of the old PPC HQ. Here all the children of the PPC meet in the vast Cafeteria. Here the Council - the heads of all the components - assembles to discuss the war they all wage against uncanon. Here the small administration corps known as the Link keep their records, barely more than a census of the PPC's followers. And here, somewhere, there is a twisted corridor... a closed door... a keyhole.
A key.
The key turns. The door opens. And a link between past and future is once more established...
"It just doesn't feel like the most efficient way to do things," Paladin Lucy of the Demas School explained. "You call me in, I call Sara for help, we all report back to the Link..."
Durran Illian shrugged, throwing his mottled cloak back over his shoulder. "It seems to work," he pointed out. "And, Lu, you don't want to throw the word 'efficient' around too much. Remember those stories of Mum's about the time before the Sundering."
"But that's what I mean," Lucy exclaimed. "Not the Department of Efficiency, obviously," she made the sign of Legal with one hand, "but the whole 'department' system. Wouldn't it be easier if you didn't have to pay the dosats for your analysis devices?"
"Hey, less of that," Sara Illian spoke up. "You'd do me out of a job if you stopped paying me."
Lucy rolled her eyes, and Durran leant across to whisper in her ear. "Never talk about someone with augmentations behind her back," he said. "They have superhuman hearing."
"Or maybe you're just not very good at being quiet," Sara pointed out. "But, speaking of... I'm getting some weird readings off this corridor."
Lucy looked up and down the corridor. "It's grey," she said after a few moments. "Like, you know, all the others. Okay, it's a bit less battered than most, but..."
"And it's filled with active portals," Sara said. "We just stepped through one - we actually passed from one universe to another for no reason. Why would the Indims do that? It's weird."
Durran looked around carefully, letting his training as a Ranger substitute for Sara's augmentation. "She's right," he mused. "This isn't one of the main corridors, but it's in near-perfect repair. I mean, the doors still have numbers on them. Those were all taken off years ago."
Lucy bit her lip and looked between the other two. "Um," she said. "This doesn't sound good."
"No," Sara agreed. "It sounds like... remember Grandad's timeslip device?"
"I used it once," Lucy nodded. "And I know Aunt Jasmine visited the Old HQ..."
"But we haven't timeslipped," Durran protested. "I mean... we'd know, wouldn't we?"
And far behind them, through the tangled corridors of 2012's HQ, the door swung open once again...
Or... RP time, anyone? The basic premise is that there is now (briefly) a door between the HQ of now and the House of Rhodes of the year 2069. Three of my agents have wandered through it. Who will they run into? And who else will come through?
This isn't an Emergency. It's an opportunity to roleplay agents talking to each other - to discuss aspects of the PPC we take for granted - and, if you choose, to create new characters from that future time and introduce them. Mine are all descendents of my current agents - yours don't have to be (but can be!). You can make them just for this, or use them to write future-based missions.
The primary sources for the future setting are mostly... this post. There's also Time Will Decide For Us, which covers the Sundering (briefly), the House of Rhodes and the initiation of a Demas Paladin (they've got a thing about ritual); End of the Beginning: Seventy Plus, which presents a (short-form) mission, and EOTB: Ghost's Story, which is set during a brief evacuation of the Technomancers' city.
And since the prose version can be a little wearing, here's a summary (with notes on what each organisation is descended from):
ORGANISATIONS
The PPC -- A largely scattered body with far more independence between its components. Overall leadership is assumed by the Council, made up of the leaders of all the sections of the PPC. The Flowers have given up leadership as a group - if any of the breed remain in the PPC, they are scattered across all ranks.
The Paladins -- The Action Departments of the old PPC. There are four schools:
-Demas (DMS) -- Those Paladins with the right to assassination. They have the most ritualised entrance proceedures. They wear grey uniforms.
-Basel (Bad Slash) -- Those Paladins with the right to exorcism. They are led by Xander, former Canon Librarian.
-Pyron (DOGA) -- Those Paladins with the right to demolition. They wear orange and red uniforms.
-Indim (Despatch & Implausible Crossovers) -- Those Paladins with the right to interdimensional transportation.
The former fifth school, Flow (Floaters), held all four rights, but were shut down within five years of forming.
-Note that these are the only Council-authorised Action-Department-analogues in place. The Infrastructure-Department-analogues aren't so restricted - if you see a niche, decide who it's descended from and fill it.
The Rangers (Intel) -- The largest remnant of the PPC. They are the first to enter any badfic, and call in the appropriate Paladins to do the active work. They tend to wear camoflauge.
The Technomancers (DoSAT) -- aka the dosats. They still provide technology to the PPC (for a price). They are led by an AI calling itself Ghost, and a beta-level simulation of Makes-Things (from the Revelation Space 'verse).
The Harpers (the training side of Personnel) -- Provide Agents with groundings in a large numbers of fandoms. Task-specific training is handled by the departments.
The Link (the admin side of Personnel, and various other Inf departments) -- A very small central administration corps who are little more than census operators.
PLACES
House of Rhodes -- The centre of the old HQ, named after the Rhodedendron. Contains a small administrative corps (the Link) and the PPC cafeteria.
Demas -- Warhammer 40K. Base hooked up to massive portal generators in case of attack.
Basel -- The Library, Doctor Who. Due to the Vashta Nerada attack, their entire base is occasionally portalled back in time and to a new area of the Library.
Pyron -- Fleet of mass destruction.
Indim -- New Caledonia to protect most powerful technology.
Rangers -- Misty Mountains, Middle-earth.
Technomancers -- Flying city (Cities In Flight) with surrounding. Their city is actually a McCaffrey-verse shellperson (with Warhammer 40K, Star Trek and Doctor Who enhancements) known as Node (ie, Dann).
Harpers -- Pern's Southern continent. 50-year time jumps to avoid Thread. Some have Fire Lizards.
RP guidelines: Not many, really. Be polite, don't God-Mod, and let's try to keep it all in a single chain, rather than splintering off in all directions.
Oh, and Have Fun!
hS
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Top of the thread bumpage by
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Kali looked thoughtful. "It would be interesting," she admitted, "especially if we didn't stay too long. I don't want to leave Orion alone for long; he's watching Aeric at the moment."
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Shall we? by
on 2012-12-06 20:22:00 UTC
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"Unger shouldn't be on his own for too long, either. Remember when he set fire to the lounge and nearly killed himself?"
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More familiar faces. by
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"Steady on, mate," Jenni murmured at Gaspard's outburst, tentatively extending her free hand in case it was needed. Clearly not quite over that acute stress reaction, it seemed. However, he calmed down again on his own, so that was good.
"Nexuses, huh? I dunno, wouldn't you just be portaling in and out of them the same as HQ?"
Further discussion was delayed by the arrival of Unger, Kelok, and Homles. The bright green mastiff immediately got Henry's attention.
"Puppy!" he squealed, picking up his head and wriggling to get down.
"Oh! Hi, Unger!" Jenni managed to get out while struggling to keep her grip. "Hold still, will you?"
"Puppy! Wanna see the puppy!" Henry attempted the tried and true Boneless Maneuver and slid a couple of inches.
"Gah! Unger, is he kid-safe? Looks pretty hyper..."
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Gaspard was about to answer... by
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...but stopped as soon as he saw Homles. He stifled a yelp of terror and retreated back to his Response Centre's door, half closing it behind him. Peering though the crack, he asked: "Is it safe? It's not radioactive or mutant or anything, is it?"
((As for the Nexuses, I've got an explanation for their advantages over HQ: they use stabilized natural plotholes instead of portal generators. This technology reduces energy consumption by at least fifty percent according to DoSAT, since agents only have to use their RAs once to get out of a fic. Another thing is that it encourages Spies to stay longer in-World, so they can reduce the volume of badfic that goes into Sorting by filtering it at the source. It could also tie into the separation of departments during the Sundering: since future!HQ seems rather deserted, the DoI could have retreated to its outlying outposts during the Fourth Civil War...
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Lucy is dubious. by
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Lucy looked on with growing concern as Kali, Kelok and Unger made their plans. "I'm not really sure that's a good idea," she put in. "I mean, temporal instabilities aside, the House of Rhodes is a dangerous place."
"Boring, she means," Durran retorted. "If you come visit, you have to go somewhere cool."
"You live under a mountain, Durran," Sara pointed out. "That's not 'cool' in any way."
"Guys," Lucy said in a strained voice, "that was... how does the quote go? 'A clever lie'. They... okay." She turned and glanced at the assembled past PPCers. "Meaning no offence to anyone, but not everyone in the history of the PPC is particularly nice. The last thing we want is some Department of Author Correction nutjob coming to pay us a friendly visit. And that could be any of you."
(I've always thought it would be awesome if the Fourth Civil War was a proper civil war, with 'good people' - and 'bad people' - on both sides. We've never really had that before. And as Aaron pointed out, it's just as easy to see the Department of Efficiency and Author Correction as the goodies - and the various conservative rebels (former PPC agents and their families, the oldest surviving Flower, etc etc) as the maniacs bent on... well, on the sort of Sundering that eventually happened) -
A difference of opinions by
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"I work in Bad Slash," Kaliel said, turning her attention briefly away from Kelok, "not to mention I'm a Tok'ra. I don't know what your standard of 'nice' is, but all I'm interested in is seeing how the future might be."
"I'm more than happy staying here," Lee contributed. "I mean, yeah, the future sounds interesting and all, but I'd rather just stay here. I get enough experience dimension-hopping every day without having to worry about taking a temporal leap." -
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Kelok blushed, his cheeks turning green, "I'm, uh, basically a space vampire meant to suck the life out of humans through my feeding hand." He hurredly added, "But, don't worry, I was created without the urge to take over the galaxy."
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Re: Lucy is dubious. by
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Des waved his hand. "I have visited enough weird places for a lifetime. I think I'll pass, especially since I have no idea what will happen if I will meet the future version of myself... if I'm still alive, that is. No, don't tell." He rubbed his goatee. "Though, to be honest, on the other hand going to another weird place won't do much, I suppose..."
At that point, he stopped speaking coherently and just muttered to himself.
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((On the events of the Sundering...)) by
on 2012-12-06 21:41:00 UTC
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Have you established a timeline for the Sundering? This RP has given me some plot bunnies...
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((Not really)) by
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The 'timeline' is sort of established between the lines of EOTB:
-2024: A group of Floaters referring to themselves as 'the Department of Efficiency' start causing trouble.
-2035: Execution of Daphne Illian by the Department of Author Correction (which effectively brings the entire extended Illian clan into direct opposition with the PPC). (Note that Aaron points out that they normally bring people back - but that the Illians refused).
-2038: The Departments of Efficiency and Author Correction are fully ensconsed. The Illians plan the revolt.
-Still 2038: The Sub Rosa flees HQ. Generally considered the start of the Civil War.
-Approx. 2039: The war ends with the Rhododendron's sacrifice and the shattering of HQ (henceforth named the House of Rhodes after him). The Sub Rosa dissolves the hegemony of the Flowers. The Sundering occurs.
-Approx. 2069: This RP.
And since it's only mentioned in passing, a partial list of Departments & Heads:
-The Cherry Tree & the Foxglove - Efficiency and Author Correction. I don't know which is which.
-The Lilac - DMS (now much smaller than the Floaters)
-The Crocus - Operations
--The Rhodedendron - possibly secretary to the Crocus, or he may have moved on since 2006. Durran seems to think he was Head of Personnel. Not on the Board.
-The Sub Rosa - Intelligence
--The Barley - secretary to the Sub Rosa, does most of the running of Intel
According to Jasmine, the entire Board except the Lilac, Crocus and Sub Rosa are evil. It's also clear that the Sub Rosa is the last of the Firstborn.
And the Sub Rosa has started posting undercover Spies in other departments (specifically Tia in Author Correction). I think that's about it...
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((Splendid!)) by
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As soon as exams are over, I'll have a look at this stuff.
One last thing: is the Sundering going to be the official canon of the future!PPC or is it just one of many possibilities? I have a feeling that it's the second choice, but I just want to make sure... -
((That's pretty much up to you's lot)) by
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As far as I'm concerned, the events I've written about are what will happen to my agents and their families. That doesn't mean anyone else has to agree with me, though.
Thus far, we haven't had an unreconciled difference-of-opinion in PPC canon (the death/not!death of Makes-Things was reconciled and retconned). That doesn't mean we never will, though.
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(Or at least the 2069 as set out here...)
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((YES!)) by
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That would be awesometastic. ;D
I'll point you again in the direction of Seventy Plus, which established the basic parameters for missions - or at least how missions are meant to go. Essentially:
-Ranger goes in and scouts to determine the type of story
-Ranger calls in the appropriate Paladins
-Ranger fills the Paladins in
-Paladins finish the mission according to the formula (as described therein - it's the witness/evidence part)
Of course, that's predicated on the Ranger and Paladin(s) working well together - and Lucy and Durran are cousins. So there's room for endless variation. The primary real differences are that the Ranger sticks around rather than just sending a report (again, in theory), that you can regularly have more than one School's Paladins in a mission (for instance, a Mary-Sue who causes a Geographical Aberration would need a Demas and Pyron Paladin), and that formula at the end (which is regarded about the same as our charge lists).
And if you write a spinoff set there, and define the parameters of What Makes A Mission a bit further, I may well write another in your version...
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((Yaaaay!)) by
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Thank you! ^_^
Thanks also for the info and reminder of the background.
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(( 'Course, it's the future. )) by
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It's a little hard to say for sure what the canon of the future will be, unless you can talk the Boarders of ten to twenty years from now into writing things that way. It's up to them, really, not us of right now. Granted, you and I might still be around then, given our track record... but most people fade away after a few years or so. We are not normal. {; P
Though, here's a question: are established AUs canon? Sort of?
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((One could argue...)) by
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... that it might become a fait accompli - that if enough people in 2012 write about it as the expected future, then the people of 2032 will call it canon and stick with it. That might mean they end up writing under Department of Efficiency rules for a decade or so (or, since Aaron was pretty scathing about it, just ignoring the DoE), or it might mean they backdate half their missions and foredate the other half to skip the entire period.
Or, they might write the same things then that we do now.
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((Oh-ho.)) by
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That gives me some plot bunnies, too. They're a bit... grimdark.
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Hyperactive barbarian-hehehe by
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"Sure he's safe! He likes to jump, and play, and slobber, and run! He's a mini from the Sherlock Holmes continuum. He has to keep eating glowing mushrooms or his glow will go out, but I don't think that means he's radioactive." He bounced in place for a few seconds before he spotted Eagrus. "Oh look at that! He's got an axe, too!"
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Des' axe. by
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"Yes, I have an axe," Des told the half-elf. "What with it?"
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Sorry it's late by
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"Oh man, that's a great one! Do you collect scalps? I collect scalps. Maybe we could trade sometime?"
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Des' expression changed... by
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... from his earlier 'oh, that's mildly interesting' to 'gods this is disgusting'.
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Talking, talking by
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Unger's excited expression faltered for a brief moment. "Oh. You're one of those kind of people. You probably like showers and everything! If you're not a barbarian, how'd you get to using an axe? I got mine so I could go on my test of manhood." He paused and absentmindedly rubbed his arm and shifted from foot to foot. "Um, hmm, that didn't quite go so well--" his expression brightened again. "but then I fell through a plothole and ended up here, and met Kelok, and got Homles." He abruptly stopped speaking as if that explained everything.
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More talking. by
on 2012-12-09 21:42:00 UTC
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Des' expression changed yet again, this time to an 'ah-hah' one.
"Well..." he said, "you see, I come from an AU of World One. Its AUness stems from the fact that everyone is trained in the use of one of the ancient weapons - the axe, the bow, the staff, the sword, the glaive, and others... for example, my friend the Giant (no, he's not a real giant; it's just a nickname) is a particularly gifted mace fighter, and another friend, whom I usually call Mr. Fobwatch because of, well, the fob-watch he carries everywhere, is an OK sabre fighter."
He rubbed his goatee when Unger explained how he ended up in HQ. "Sou ka," he said. "I myself got recruited through that time-waster that is the Internet... pray tell, Mr. Half-Elf (I didn't quite get your name), to what department are you assigned?" -
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"That sounds like a lot more fun version of World One. I'm Unger, and this is Homles," he said pointing to the the glowing mini. "Kelok and I are in the All-Purpose Department, Sherlock Holmes Division. We get mostly movie related badfic, a lot of Bad Slash missions, some Sues--Kelok really doesn't like those--and sometimes we have to rescue Holmes and Watson from really weird situations, like when we had to pull most of the cast out of a Victorian zombie apocalypse world and put them back where they belong." He leaned in conspiratorially. "The Ironic Overpower is completely real and in charge."
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Des shrugged. by
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"A fun version of World One... well..." the human rubbed his neck. "As far as I get it, it's just as bad - or as good, depending on your point of view - as World One."
He waved. "Pleased to meet you, Unger," he said. "I am Desdendelle. I am in the Department of Floaters - my RC is log e - though it seems I and my partner, Anebrin, will move on to the Department of Implausible Crossovers at some point in the future." -
Floaters, huh? by
on 2012-12-11 20:13:00 UTC
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"Kelok and I started in Floaters, but we got kicked out." Unger looked around for a subject changer. "Are these new people new recruits or something? They don't seem as freaked out by being in the PPC as most new recruits."
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Yes, Floaters. by
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"Kicked out, ka," Des said. He tucked that piece of information into a compartment in his mind, like he did with quite a lot of other, unimportant data. "Those new people... well, I didn't quite understand, but they do seem to be from the future. Some of them are Dafydd Illian's progeny, one is a certain drider I know... I hear tell that my partner survived till then."
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"From the future? We did a mission where some girls dragged Holmes and Watson into the future. Moving through time is not good, right? Who's Dafydd Illian?"
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It does seem so. by
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"Well, time travel gives me headaches. Especially the loops," said Des. "As to who's Dafydd Illian... well, he was a sorta-Replacement of, hum, Maglor, I think? from the Silmarilion and an Agent of the PPC; he retired six years or so ago. He did C*l*br**n..."
The human shuddered, and made a face as though he swallowed a lemon. "I certainly do not envy the guy. He died there. Because he used a Ring of Sue-ness. Not something I am going to do, certainly." -
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on 2012-12-06 22:17:00 UTC
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"I have?" asked Eagrus, surprised, quickly followed by: "Hey, who switched my sword?! Give it back at once or I'll... I'll call the Collective of Three back!"
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It's Des. Des has a Border Axe. (nm) by
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Pretend I said Des and go from there? (nm) by
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Oh, alright then by
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It was then that Eagrus noticed it had been swapped back, his trusty sword now when it should be. He guessed he probably wouldn't find out who had done it, so he placed his hand firmly on the pommel and contented himself with the knowledge that he would not have summon Cyba, Sigma and Phi after all.
"Hmm," he said quietly. "I guess I'll let you off then, whoever you are."
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When, hmm? Oh, maybe it fell through the portal somehow and came back. Or maybe I just misswrote 'where'!
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Forth apace! by
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Jenni, not entirely reassured by Unger's description, cast a last dubious look at Homles before making a decision. "Henry, I think he's a little too big for you to play with right now. Sorry, kiddo." She boosted him up higher from the ground.
Henry's expression crumpled as though he were going to cry, but a better idea occurred. If he couldn't get down, maybe the shiny green critter could come up? Leaning out as far as he could, he reached for Homles, opening and closing one hand in a sort of summons. "Puppy! Here, puppy!"
Jenni rolled her eyes. "Oh, shells. We'd probably better get going soon." She turned back to the group from the future. "For what it's worth, I've never heard of a Department of Author Correction. There was Author Correspondence, but that closed down when its last agent left a few years ago. The last evil whackjobs we had around here were the Mysterious Somebody and the Black Cats. So, either it hasn't happened yet, or it doesn't happen for us at all in this timeline." She gave a one-shoulder shrug. "That said, I've made a habit of not crossing myself in time, and I'd like to keep it that way. One existence at a time, that's me."
(( As for Nexuses, all portals are essentially stable plotholes if I remember right, but using less of them to conserve power makes some sense. And heck, HQ is built of tunnels randomly interspersed throughout the multiverse anyway. You might be able to punch a hole in the right corridor and have a more direct way in and out, depending on how far underground/high up in a mountain/wherever it is. )) -
Back on track? by
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Lucy frowned. "Just because it hasn't happened yet doesn't mean some of you won't be in the DAC in the future," she pointed out. "Remember Jess, Durran?"
Durran drew in a sharp breath. "Oh yes," he breathed. "Jess is the sister of my mother's old partner," he explained. "She joined the Department of Efficiency - I think mostly to annoy her sister - but the things she ended up doing... well. Thaddeus says she 'left', but she's basically in permanent exile."
"She wasn't a bad person," Sara said, her head bowed. "My husband's a relative of hers, and he's sure she wasn't ever wicked. She just... wound up on the wrong side of the line." -
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Encouragement was in order, it seemed. "You know," Jenni said, "since you're here—or rather, now—have you thought about trying to prevent all that? Or, maybe just by showing up and alerting us to the possibility, you've changed history. Maybe we'll do things to ensure it happens differently. We'll be able to see the early signs and nip it in the bud."
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Upon hearing about future-changing events... by
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Gaspard sort of half-appeared beside the pair in the characteristic manner of the Spies: completely unnoticed until they spoke up.
"Sorry, but if you don't mind me adding my two cents on this... What if our attempts to watch for the rise of the new departments actually gives birth to the DoE and the DAC? We could all be participants of a stable time loop and not know it. Sure, there's always the possibility of the universe following Professor Matsumoto's branch theory, but these people from the future couldn't be speaking to us if their past wasn't already validated by our actions. If we changed their past, they wouldn't be here..."
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"But only if we're in Back to the Future here. Who knows, we could be in Star Trek or something, where the time-travelers are immune to the changes precisely because they've stepped out of time." Jenni grinned. "Oh, and Gaspard? Relax. I don't bite unless my date asks nicely."
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"You're not a vampire, are you?" asked Gaspard, slowly edging away from the Nurse.
"Anyways: time travel," he continued. "So if they are able to move about in the past without our present actions affecting them, this implies branch theory is correct. Heh. Just wait until I report this to the the professor... However, we can't know for certain that this is not a time loop closing itself unless someone from their past-- our future-- does something dramatic like not fulfilling their role or something," mused the agent.
The realization hit him harder than a speeding Mack truck on the Trans-Canada highway. The junior agent gripped his hair and slouched.
"Oh, dammit. The other one said I was gonna be some big-time general in the future. Generals mean war. War means dead people. Dead people means I'm not looking forward to the future. All right, forget destiny, I'm getting out of here as soon as I can pay for a master's degree in World One..."
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"... but I think you're on the wrong track," Durran said. "What you said about time loops - my mum came back in time to around now because the Ghost told her she had - because it remembered her being here. That doesn't make sense unless we're in one, immutable timeline, right?"
"Or it could just mean Aunt Jasmine's very good at following orders," Sara pointed out. "We've only got Ghost's word that what it remembers matches what happened to her, after all."
((Jasmine Sims of the Black Cats, this is. Is primary!Jasmine's experience of Crashing Down identical to the Ghost's memory of the events? Dunno. It's probably better not to pin it down.
And yeah, he's 'the Ghost' to most people, but just 'Ghost' to the dosats.)) -
Meanwhile, on the other side of the portal... by
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"Why do I even bother with this half the time?" Indim Paladin Emara muttered to herself as she made her way down the dim grey corridor. "This portal here isn't working, that one dropped me off two years early, the one over there was off by an eighth of a centimeter. It's not a perfect science."
She could see the wavering blue light of the portal as she turned around a corner of the dusty maze. How was this one unusual like the report had claimed? It was the right color, the right size, not collapsing in on itself like many of the old ones were wont to do. And where was the person who filed the report? It was common courtesy to wait for the repair-person to arrive so that you could list your complaints. Granted, the Indim School wasn't very well liked among the four schools, but that didn't excuse people from things like manners.
She huffed to herself as she neared the portal. There wasn't anything wrong. The generator seemed to be in good working order, as far as staring at it could tell. It almost seemed too good; according to her map of portal sites, this was one of the oldest ones, leading to an area right outside Rivendell. She had been expecting pieces held together with tape and parts replaced with shoelaces, not a little machine chugging along without a care in the world.
She shrugged her suspicion aside and ran a hand through her close-cropped blond hair. It didn't seem like there were any problems that she would have to break out her toolkit for, but often times that could only be judged by going through. She reached her arm out to touch the shimmering blue surface of the portal- only to be intercepted by the figure that had just stepped through.
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It was too hard to resist. by
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(Keeping this as a separate thread to the other, since it has no overlap. Also attempting to reconcile the 'door' and 'portal' versions)
"Oh, hi!" Agent Kayleigh grabbed hold of the hand that she'd run into and shook it enthusiastically. "Sorry about that - I thought this was a door." She frowned, glanced over her shoulder, and shrugged. "Well, maybe it's only a door sometimes. It must be boring always being the same thing."
"Anyway!" the Slasher went on. "Is this your Response Centre? I hope you don't mind me coming in here - it looked interesting, so I did. Hey, it's a bit dusty and corridor-shaped for an RC, isn't it? Where've you put the console?"
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Emera asked, staring at the hyperactive young woman that had just come through the portal she had been trying to fix, "Response Center? The only people who respond to anything in this dusty old place are the Link. And of course it's a corridor, nearly all the rooms have been unusable since the Sundering. What idiot taught you the histories?"
She stepped back a moment to survey the girl, who had begun to survey the portal generator. She wasn't wearing orange or grey, but instead was clothed from head to toe in black. An armband bore the picture of a three-eyed rubber duck.
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She does that to people. by
on 2012-12-05 21:09:00 UTC
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Kayleigh's somewhat selective hearing passed her the key words. "Link responds to you?" she said. "That's nice of him, he always runs away from me. Maybe it's something I say? Or maybe it's the bikini... shame it isn't sunnier in your Response Centre, I could do with some more tan. I wear it all the time, see?" And she pulled her shirt off to show off the bikini top underneath. It too was black - and with a rubber duck sewed onto the strap. An actual, if small, rubber duck.
"Anyhow," she went on in a slightly more normal tone, "a console is, one, a wall-mounted computer system for accessing the HQ network and receiving missions, two, a device dedicated to playing video games, set apart from arcade cabinets by its ability to change games, and three, to comfort someone in a time of grief or lack of cookies." She frowned. "Only not often that last one," she concluded. "Any more questions? I'm good at those."
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wear a swimsuit... all the time?" Emera's eyebrows quirked. She then frowned to herself "No, that's not the right question at all. What do you mean, HQ network and all that? What school are you from?"
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Kayleigh blinked. "Er, St. Asimov's School for Girls of Unusual Style. Is that important? And, well, not all the time. Would you prefer me to take it off?"
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((Silly Real Life, stop delaying the RP)) by
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"No! No! No need to take it off!" Emera waved her hands frantically to try and ward off the strange question. "I'll just be on my way then. Got to figure out what's wrong with this portal you know. That's why they called me down here. Goodbye odd girl!" With that, she jumped through the portal...
And was faced with another corridor. This one, though, was in pristine condition. Almost no dust in the corners and only a few slight scratches in the wall from swords or axes or the like. All the doors still had doorknobs. There was something more wrong with this portal than it not leading to Rivendell. -
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Des made his 'mouth as a diagonal line' expression. He massaged his brows. "Whoa, you dosats - I assume this is a corruption of DoSAT, Department of Sufficiently Advanced Technology - certainly inherited Makes Things' temper. As to the disguise business... well-" he cut himself short, and turned to Riaa. "I see you'll still be around when I'll be dead and buried, ka? Is Anebrin still alive?"
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"Anebrin?" asked Poppy. by
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"I think he's still alive. Isn't he?" she added, nudging Amarthedhel, who frowned.
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A door numbered "22" creaked open... by
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...and let through a lanky 18-year old man with messy hair clad in his pyjamas and a green bathrobe.
"I'm sorry, is something going on?" asked Gaspard De Grasse, still rubbing sleep from his eyes. "Don't let this be an Emergency. The double shift the Sub Rosa assigned last night sure felt like one, though." -
Aaaaand enter the fanboy. by
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Durran's jaw dropped. His mouth worked soundlessly a few times before his voice emerged in a croaky whisper. "The... Sub Rosa? You know the Sub Rosa?"
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Fun. by
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Riaa turned to Desdendelle. "I am a drow. So long as we have mana surrounding us, we live for centuries. There's hardly any here, but I haven't yet hit my first century. I only need to visit the underground a few times a year to survive."
She looked up, apparently thinking. "Anebrin... Yes, he's alive. I see him on missions occasionally - though not since we had a mission in the new Firefly 'verse. Huge tangle of purist and newbie 'Sues, getting into everything tangentially related to the canon. It was a mess." -
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"Well, that was to be expected," Des said. "He told me that his kind lives for two centuries at the very least..."
He rubbed his beard and looked pensive. "I wonder... no, don't tell me how I end up. Spoilers and all that."
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Ah, magic. by
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Eagrus pricked up his ears, not that it was easy to tell under his helmet.
"Mana? As in for magic?" he asked.
"Oh dear," moaned Cyba, "here he goes..."
"Do you know much about magic? I must say, I hold it in much higher regard - " he glanced at Cyba, Sigma and Phi " - than tech."
"You would," Cyba retorted. "You are: one, from a fantasy continuum, and two, have so far not managed to have a Disguise Generator blow up in your face and turn you into... this." She indicated her rather frightening appearance, and that of Sigma and Phi (who were extra copies of her spawned by a Stu's misspelling, while on a mission after the Disguise Generator incident).
"You can't say you didn't have that coming," replied Eagrus. "You shouldn't have annoyed the IO. If you hadn't, you wouldn't have the body of an undead tech monster."
"Yeah, I know: or occasional tendencies creeping into the back of my mind, not to mention what happens around actual Borg," muttered Cyba. She, Sigma and Phi all shuddered involuntarily. After all, faulty connectivity still gave little defence against the influence that came from such proximity.
"Anyway," interjected Phi, "let's not get into the whole magic versus tech thing now, please?"
So they let Eagrus talk to Riaa, and three women continued to converse with Sara.
A/N: this should offer a brief explanation of some of the happenings from my agents' missions, for those who are unfamiliar with them and their history (and the hows and whys of what Cyba, Sigma and Phi are). Fear not, I am not a fangirl escaped from OFAS! :) -
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"Yes, for magic," Riaa explained. With a flick of her hand, her shadow began to move, growing upwards and forming shapes. "That's a mana art, since my affinity is with shadow-magic. Drow can live for centuries in a constant supply of mana - for example, in a large city of drow. The older you get, the more drow you need to be around. Diva'ratrika, the oldest of us, needed to stay in one of our biggest cities to not die. But I'm young, and spend enough time in magical continua to not wither."
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"Unfortunately, I haven't," admitted Eagrus, "although I have visited the Underdark at least once on a mission. Interesting place - from a safe hiding place, at least. I do wonder, though, is magic always something you're either born with or without, or can it be taught? Even, say, the teensiest, tiniest little bit just to annoy Little Miss Tech over there?" He glanced in Cyba's direction, but she was too occupied by her own conversation to notice.
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Riaa frowned. "My magic is that of the drow and the dark elves. Goblins - humans, I mean, don't have auras in my universe. Our magic probably wouldn't help you."
"And my magic requires being an adolescent female possibly willing to sell your soul," Kaede interjected. "Though there are probably continua where anyone with sufficient willpower could do it. You could try looking into RPG systems." -
Magic vs. tech by
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"I have inborn magic," Lee said, joining in on the conversation. She conjured up a small ball of water with barely a thought, making it float an inch or so above her palm. "I'm an Elemental Mage, First Class, or Kirsala Tarev, if you want my Clan rank. In my home 'verse, magic is everywhere, and most races have an innate talent for it. Then again, technomancy is one of the leading industries there, what with the æther-ælectric airships everywhere."
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Reconciling all threads by
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(Since we're getting a bit spread out and I'd like to put this all together once we're done... reconciling the current threads:
-Magic talk
-Tech trade
-Flowers discussion
-Jenni's arrival
The other side of the portal can stay separate, I think)
Durran nodded enthusiastically to Gaspard's description. "She sounds wonderful..." Then he blinked. "Um. The Rhododendron was... the leader of the Link, I think? No, that's not right... um. Anyway, he's... basically we're from the future and Lu's going to tell me off a lot if I say too much."
Lucy, however, wasn't listening. She'd been eavesdropping on the ongoing (and expanding) magic discussion, and finally had to put a word in. "There's this Demas Paladin I'm training - Deborah, her name is - and she's got magic, too. She said she 'just picked it up somewhere', but the way she talks to her brother... I don't know. It's almost like they have a very sneaky magic war going on."
The sound of singing distracted her, and she turned to see the newly-arrived woman in the white coat. "That's Uncle Tanfin's favourite song," she commented, then grinned wryly. "Well, 'favourite' as in 'favourite to make fun of'. I didn't know it was so old."
Nearby, Sara laughed. "There are a few things that predate your birth, Lu," she pointed out, and nodded at Cyba and company. "Like that Disguise Generator..." She shook her head. "It pains me to deal without bargaining at least a little... but just this once."
The dosat reached a hand up to her cheek and pulled away a fingertip-sized node of the web. The fibrous wires immediately curled in upon themselves, and it seemed as if an invisible light that used to surround it had gone out. "It can last for a week or so unattached," she said. "If you press it to a mammal-like sentient's cheek, it'll attach and start the augmentation process. Er, what else?" She scratched her arm absently. "Oh, it'll build a construct based on the wearer's personality to teach you the interface. And it'll need to grow to full size - about three, four months - before it can spawn again." She held out the little ball of wire in one hand. "Now gimme." -
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"Done," agreed Sigma, taking the ball of wire and handing over the data storage containing the schematics. "You have our thanks." She turned to Phi and Cyba. "Okay, now whose turn is it for dibs? Last mission, Cyba got the coat, Phi got the minis, and I got the ship, so I guess we're even at the moment."
"She said it can spawn another after three, four months," Cyba reminded them. "So we all get one eventually."
"I might want to wait until I've got my minis better trained," said Phi. "Besides, Cyba probably needs it the most, because she's mission-active."
"I can't wait to see how this and our current implants combine with each other," grinned Sigma enthusiastically.
"If this Exonet can teach us how to interface with it, it might be able to teach us how to better use our own current implants, too," mused Cyba. "Thing is, I have Mess and Joke more readily available for that, should they ever become more amenable to tutoring rather than playing pranks. I vote Sigma gets it first."
Sigma grinned. "I'll keep you posted," she promised, and pressed it to her cheek, where it took hold immediately. "Come on, let's see what happens."
With that, the trio vanished through a portal to Sigma's RC, having completely forgotten about Eagrus and his magic discussion.
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"Technomancy?" spluttered Eagrus, so absorbed in the magic conversation that all he noticed of the tech trade going on beside him was Cyba, Sigma and Phi's disappearance into Sigma's RC.
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Sara's head swung round at Eagrus' words. "Magic? Superior? Get real. Magic has a supporting role at best in any real-world applications."
She held up a hand and counted off her points on her fingers. "First off, it's too volatile. You never know when it'll just go off in your face. Second, it's just plain fickle - the cliche of magical items betraying their owners must go back at least fifty years." She paused and blinked. "Which, if what I heard from Paladin Trading Cards over there, isn't actually yet, but still.
"Third, not everyone can even use magic - and there's a fair number of religions which make their adherents almost pathalogically against the stuff. And fourth, most forms of magic simply aren't properly controllable. You can't go around drawing heptagrams every time you need to analyse a character or whatever."
She sniffed. "Oh, I admit some of it can be useful - like those Muggle-use wands we make for Paladins in the Albus Potter fandom - but that's extremely tightly controlled, and really is more tech than magic.
"And, speaking of technology," she added, drawing a deep breath, "I really should get this back to the City. Lu, you know the way back, right?"
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"I'm sorry, what?" asked Cepha. "I'd like to see how well your tech works in an EMP blast. And besides, how many magic systems do you even know?"
Amara nodded. "Magic, wielded by a competent mage, is no more volatile than a good tech weapon. Two, just how often does your tech break down when you tempt the Ironic Overpower too much. And it's much more versatile, besides - my magic can summon my weapons, open doorways to my pocket dimension, create magical armor for myself, heal most injuries, and create minions, all in a gemstone that fits in my hand. Can any one piece of your tech do all that?" -
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Des lifted a finger. "As usual, truth is somewhere in the middle," he said. "Magic and tech both have their uses, faults, and pros. Of course, the use is limited by the continuum you're in at the moment. Disregarding that, I believe that an Agent should keep both magical and technological armaments around. Look at my weapons - on one hand, a magical Border Axe from Torchlight II; on the other hand, a Hunting Machine sniper rifle from E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy. Or, look at Anebrin. Present Anebrin, I mean, not your future version. He's got both a blessed (if sentient) sword, a mundane bow, and a B.O.S.C.O sniper rifle."
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"You're from the future?" asked the Spy. by
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"Excuse me for a second," said Gaspard as he pulled a little crank-operated music box. He worked the crank for a few seconds, listening to the first notes of the Legend of Zelda theme. "Sorry. It's just a little trick I learnt from the Inception-verse. It usually comes out as the Hedgehog Song if I'm dreaming."
The agent pocketed the box. "So, the future, eh? Do you know if I'm still alive in whatever year you come from?" -
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Durran frowned. "What was your name aga- wait. De Grasse? As in... General De Grasse?"
"Can't be," Lucy said. "The General was a space centaur or something, right?"
"No, that wasn't De Grasse," Durran disagreed. "That was... can't remember the name. But still..." He eyed the scrawny (sorry, 'wiry') form of Gaspard dubiously. "Nah. Can't be."
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Sara raised an eyebrow at Jenni. "Yeah, it's about this kid who's a wizard and goes to wizard school. I think his father was a Harry with some kind of backstory... can't remember. A relative of yours?" -
"General? I like the sound of that..." by
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"But most importantly, I survive," said the Spy. "That's nice, I have a future ahead of me."
Hearing someone call the name of his parents, Gaspard turned around ("Hand on a second," he said to Durran) and looked at the FicPsych Nurse. "Madame? Yes, there's a good chance of that; my father Frédéric works in FicPsych. My mother is in Medical. I think I might have seen you a few weeks ago when I spent some time over in FicPsych." -
All very familiar. by
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The future, huh? Well, that explained things a bit.
Jenni shook her head with a wry smile. "Not of mine. Henry here is a rescued Mpreg baby, though—like he said, Harry Potter is one of his dads. It's hard to imagine anyone not knowing who Harry Potter is. 'Backstory' is one way of putting it. 'A wildly popular seven-book series with movies to boot' is another."
Just then, something clicked, and she turned to Gaspard. "Hey, don't I know your parents? Frédéric and Nicole, right?" -
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"Well, I'm firmly on the side of magic," stated Eagrus. "Tech's more trouble than it's worth. Though, if the Flowers hold the opinion of the truth being somewhere in the middle, that might explain why I'm stuck working with Cyba. Magic lover and tech lover balancing out - even if I can't use actual magic." He stopped, thinking some more.
"Hold on, did somebody say you're from the future?" He paused again, this time putting two and two together.
"Please tell me you didn't actually trade tech while I was distracted by..." Although, the last glimpse he had caught of Cyba, Sigma and Phi, they had all looked very pleased about something. "They've got future tech, haven't they? Eru, help us!"
He supposed it would keep them busy for a while, if nothing else. What was done was done, so he might as well discuss magic to his heart's content. That way, even with Cyba banging on about her new tech for the next week, he would have something to fire back. Besides, the trio might just forget about his calling them the Collective of Three.
"So you're from the future, and this Albus Potter has eclipsed Harry Potter?" he asked. "This Albus Potter must be quite something..." -
Writing future history is fun! by
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Lucy snorted. "Sure, you could call it 'something'. The Rowlings are up to... what is it now, Durran?"
"Three mutually incompatible canonical timelines, averaging eleven books each," Durran said promptly. "Not counting the anime, games, or either of the movie 'interpretations'."
"So there's a prequel about this Harry?" Lucy mused. "I'll have to visit the Basels and look it up... might be good." She coughed and glanced at her cousins. "Good to know about, I mean. For work. I don't read kids' books."
"Er, and speaking of visiting," Sara said, "we really ought to go back. Temporal instabilities are, um, unstable, you know, and I really don't want to get trapped here."
"Not a problem," Lucy said dismissively. "We'll just track down Granddad and get him to send us a timeslip device when he eventually gets hold of them." She glanced at the agents from the past. "You do have some sort of filing system, right? So we could track down Dafydd Illian?"
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Des raised an eyebrow. "Dafydd Illian? The Dafydd Illian? I think he retired six or so years ago. I read some of his mission reports - very, very messy, especially that LotR 'fic..." He paused. "Wait. You're his offspring?"
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Fun with family trees. by
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"Well, I don't think there's more than one," Lucy mused. "We're his grandchildren, yeah - well, some of them. And..." She eyed Des speculatively. "You know, I don't think he passed on any of his PPC tales before he and Grandma left. Do you have them on memory crystal?"
Sara snorted. "And you tell me off for trading..."
"Ah, but I'm not trading anything - I'm just asking nicely." -
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"Memory crystal? What...?" asked Des. "Nevermind, probably future tech or something. I could probably find a paper copy, though. Or you can try and ask around in the archives. If you can find them, that is." He looked around. "You can come to my RC if you want, and don't mind having a mini-Noo-noo think you're dirt to be sucked away."
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Jenni nodded at Gaspard. "Yeah, you probably did. Were you visiting your folks, or... you know, visiting, if you don't mind me asking?"
She kept an ear on the rest of the conversation, too, though there wasn't much she could contribute there. She knew of Dafydd Illian mostly as Ithalond's recruiter, and also that guy half the female population of HQ had a crush on at one point. Oh, and hadn't his wife also moonlighted in FicPsych? Before her time, probably, or else they'd never been on the same shift. Oh well.
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"Visiting in the second sense, ma'am," said the Spy. by
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"There was this one mission where I responded with a wee bit if acute stress reaction, but it's better now. I think. The fic is dead now and that's all that matters."
Gaspard nodded to Henry. "Sorry, but couldn't help overhearing-- he's a... you know..." He gestured vaguely with his arms, "m-preg kid? How-- no, wrong question. Which mission was he from? I haven't had the time to read many Potterverse mission reports these past few weeks." -
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Henry turned shy and tucked his head down against Jenni's shoulder. She adjusted her hold enough to run a reassuring hand over the boy's dark hair.
The nurse smiled at Gaspard's hesitation. "I don't like that other word, either," she said. "Anyway, I don't remember the name of the fic, but it was Agents Oscar and Iza who rescued him. They're Bad Slashers. Should be easy to look up, if you like research. I'm pretty sure most reports are filed digitally," she added a little louder, for the benefit of the other conversation.
Respecting the spy's change of topic, she didn't pursue her professional curiosity about his experience in her department. -
Gasaprd half-jumped at the mention of reports. by
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"WaitdidIfileyesterday'sreportswaityes."
The junior agent reflexively wiped his brow. "Sorry, it's just that we've all been so busy down in Sorting these past few days. Yakov and I have been pretty much living in Hogsmeade the past few weeks doing nothing but going into Suefic after Suefic and writing report after report. Gosh, I wish Upstairs would make up their mind and just build the Nexuses already."
For added benefit he added: "Oh, right. The DoI has been planning to boost its presence in Word Worlds by establishing permanent stations where Spies can rest and monitor the World in between missions. Lots of people say it's going to tear apart the Action division by breaking up cubicle teams but hey, at least you don't have to keep entering and exiting HQ every thirty minutes." -
Coming in late by
on 2012-12-06 02:02:00 UTC
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Suddenly a spine tingling howl sounded from somewhere near followed almost immediately by crashing and someone screaming. A large, baggy skinned, green, glowing puppy appeared in the intersection dragging a small half-elf who was clinging to the leash. The mini-Hound of the Baskervilles skidded, his claws not gaining traction on the generic surface, and the half-elf, dog, and leash ended up tumbling into the wall. Glowing green drool was sent flying against the wall.
"Unger? What got him so excited now?" The speaker stepped into the intersection. He was a tall man with white hair, green tinged white skin, and a long black leather coat that had a flashpatch with a rubber Swiss Army knife on it.
"Ow," the half-elf said dramatically as he untangled himself from the leash. "No, no, don't worry, Kelok, I'm fine. No idea what got him this time." He glared at the puppy. "I thought we were past this whole drag the half-elf through the halls stage, Homles."
Homles looked chagrined, and gently tugged at the leash in the direction of the mass of present and future agents.
Kelok and Unger took their turn to look chagrined at not having noticed the large gathering.
Unger bounded up to Jenni and Henry. "Oh wow, is there a party, Jenni?"
Kelok hung back, looking nervous, as he rubbed his hands together and hesitated--a very odd image for a Stargate verse Wraith.
(OOC note: Both of these guys have the natural lifespan to still be around in this future setting, though Unger could have decided to go home. Also, for those that don't remember Unger, he is a 5'3" D&D 3.5 half-elf barbarian who wears a kilt, decorative collar, boots, and his flashpatch on an armband. He carries an axe. I figure Kelok and Unger met Jenni during their stay in FicPsych) -
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Kaliel turned at the sight of Unger, a smile lighting up her face. If Unger was here, then-- Ah, yes, there was Kelok. She detached herself from the group conversing about magic and technology, leaving Lee behind to continue that debate, and then made her way over to the Wraith.
"Kelok, it's been a while," she said, coming to a halt near him. "You've come at an interesting time." -
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Kelok visibly relaxed upon seeing a familiar face. "So it seems. Who are all these people in the off colored uniforms?" -
It's been too long. by
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"Time travelers, from what we can gather," Kaliel replied. "They're from the future of the PPC, apparently. I haven't asked if 'Ryn and I are still around, yet, and I don't know if I really want to find out, to be honest."
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((Blast my ambiguity.)) by
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((Gaspard pulled the music box out of his bathrobe pocket, sorry.))
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The what fandom, now? by
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"That's Uncle Tanfin's favourite song," she commented, then grinned wryly. "Well, 'favourite' as in 'favourite to make fun of'. I didn't know it was so old."
"Well, it is from the 1960s or so. Fifty years is pretty old by human standards," Jenni said, shifting Henry to a more comfortable position on her hip.
Uncooperative, he wriggled around, trying to get a better look. "Mommy, who's that?" He pointed at the group, not quite managing to indicate anyone in particular.
"I don't know, sweetie. Hold still." A snippet of Sara's conversation got her attention. "Wait, did you say the Albus Potter fandom?"
"Harry Potter is my daddy!" Henry informed the crowd. "Sevvy Snape is my daddy, too." -
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...and yawned.
"Ack. Sorry. Yessir, Green team saw the Sub Rosa yesterday when she gave us the briefing on the Quotev discovery in the Auditorium."
The junior Spy took notice of the Ranger's camouflaged uniform. "What department are you from, sir? I don't see a flash patch on you." As an afterthought, he added: "Oh, sorry. Spy Thirteenth Class De Grasse at your service, sir. And your name is...?" -
It's not just him. by
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Durran's face lit up, and he darted over to Gaspard, stopping only just short of falling to his knees in front of him. "Can you tell me about her? Please? What she's like? It would mean an awful lot to me. She's my hero, and meeting someone who actually knows her - wow!"
Lucy met Gaspard's eyes over Durran's shoulder. "Please excuse my cousin," she said dryly. "He gets like this."
"Like you don't want to hear it too," Durran sniffed.
Lucy shrugged. "I'd be more interested in the Rhodedendron's story, actually," she said. "The Sub Rosa isn't said to have even entered the House during the Sundering."
Sara glanced over at them. "If you're going to trade historical trivia, I'm definitely going to swap some tech." She tapped a few times on the web around her eye, and smiled at the three Borg. "The Exonet should spawn in about, oh, seven minutes. So, let's discuss payment..." -
Wonderful by
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"Hmmm," mused Cyba. "I'd say our best bet for trading tech would be the contacts in your department, Sigma."
"The technicians helping me fix up the Silver Hound, you mean?" asked Sigma.
"Yes. Don't they have the schematics for the non-dangerous version of the tech we're imbued with?" suggested Cyba. "I mean, they are helping you put it on that ship we found."
"We have seven minutes," Phi reminded them.
"I have this," grinned Sigma, producing a Remote Activator. "I keep it around in case of needing to run away from, say, Yuuzhan Vong." With that, she flashed up a portal, nipped back to her RC for a few minutes, and returned with a data storage device containing the plans.
"They let you take those?" asked Cyba incredulously.
"They're used to me borrowing them to continue my work. I just made a backup," Sigma grinned, waving the device. She turned to Sara. "I also checked it thoroughly. Now, be very careful with this. Borg technology can be - troublesome - if treated incorrectly."
"In a 'take over your mind' kind of way," added Phi, grimacing.
"Oh, and I put the Disguise Generator schematics on there as well, so enjoy," finished Sigma. "Once your - Exonet? - spawns, we have a deal."
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"Well, erm..." Gaspard started... by
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"Well, she's the head of Intelligence, for starters. She's the only Flower I know who occasionally visits agents on duty-- I see her walk among the Sorting Room rows every now and then-- but she mostly stays in her office doing paperwork," continued the Spy. "I've never met her on a one-on-one basis; I'll never be as half as important as Bulldog or Architeuthis. Those two have to report to her on a regular basis."
Something clicked in Gaspard's head. "Pardon me sir, but who's the Rhodedendron? And what do you mean by the Sundering? Where do you come from?" -
Here comes another one. by
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From a side-passage (had that been there before?), a sound of singing came drifting along. It was a rarely heard sound, since the voice responsible had a history of soothing ragged souls and inspiring the downtrodden and such, and its owner didn't like to talk about it, but in this case she was making an exception for the amusement of her three-year-old son. So Jenni Robinson sang out:
"In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire. With his long wooden pipe, fuzzy, woolly toes"—the boy giggled, much as though his feet had just been tickled—"he lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him—"
"Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins!" Henry caroled on cue, if not exactly on pitch or rhythm.
"He's only three feet tall," Jenni sang back as they entered the main hallway.
"Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins!"
"The bravest little—whoa, traffic jam." Jenni stopped short at the sight of the small crowd ahead. "Hey, folks! What's the commotion? Is everything all right?"
A quick scan of the faces she could see revealed no one she knew well, though one or two were vaguely familiar. Maybe they'd been in FicPsych recently. For herself, she was still wearing her white coat with the black on white exclamation-points flash patch; she hadn't bothered to change before going to pick up her kid from the Nursery. -
Hopefully this will be good? by
on 2012-12-03 22:14:00 UTC
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Agent Natasha walked down one of the many halls of HQ. She held a gaming device in her hands and was thoroughly engrossed in her game. In fact she was so oblivious to anything going on outside of her game that she hadn’t even noticed her shoelace coming untied. And the laws of comedy being what they are, the result of this was obvious.<br> “Ooof!” Natasha hit the floor, and let go of the device. Her brand new trading cards that she was taking back to her RC spilled out of her blue sweater pocket as her device skid across the floor and right into the path of three agents.
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Yay for getting lost. by
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Agent Desdendelle was lost. He was trying really hard not to reach RC log e after going to the Cafeteria for a snack, so far without much success. He passed an Agent who looked like she just bumped into something, and a trio of people who looked vaguely out of place. At first, he didn't pay much attention to them, continuing past them, but when he heard snippets from their conversation, he stopped in his tracks. The numbers were taken off the RCs' doors ages ago? Well, if that wasn't interesting, he didn't know what was. He turned around and returned to where the Agent and the trio stood.
“Excuse me,” he said, absentmindedly running a finger on his axe's blade – a bad habit he was trying to get rid of. -
Things just got more complicated. by
on 2012-12-03 22:46:00 UTC
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"They weren't in the House of Rhodes - we've definitely searched. I asked that one dosat, whats-his-name -"
"Sherlock Chang?"
"Yeah, him -"
"What is so forgettable about a first name like that?"
"I dunno, I mean, his sister Charlotte has such a nicely-remembered name..."
"I am astounded that you even remember mine."
"Don't be like that, Amarthedhel." The first Paladin, a young woman from the Basel School named Poppy Ellis-Smith, declared as she looked up - she didn't get the height genes from her granddaddy Elijah, sadly - at her partner from the Demas School. Amarthedhel - who was half-Elf - looked down, arching an elegant eyebrow.
"Don't be like what?" The Demas Paladin looked around them. "Have we walked into a wrong corridor? There are numbers on the doors."
"No way," scoffed Poppy.
"I am not seeing things," insisted Amarthedhel as they turned the corner to witness a very odd scene - two foreign-looking agents, and the very Paladins (and the dosat) that they were sent to look for.
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Lost & found. by
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By the time Desdendelle appeared, Sara was lost in a world of her own - or, more accurately, of Agent Natasha's. Her finger-mounted screwdriver whirred as she dismantled the gaming device, exclaiming things like, "I've never seen a circuit board so big! I can actually see the resistors..."
Durran, meanwhile, was helping Natasha out by gathering up the trading cards - except that 'help' was something of a misnomer, since he spent more time looking at each one ("Is this a first edition?!") than actually being productive.
And that left Lucy, whose head snapped round when Desdendelle spoke. Her eyes tracked instantly to his axe, and the tension in her shoulders suddenly vanished.
"Thank Legal," she breathed. "It's good to see you, Brother Paladin. I-" She stopped, frowned, and rubbed her eyes. "Sorry. Okay. You probably don't know what I'm talking about. I'll start over. Hi?"
"Lucy! Durran! Sara! There you are!" shouted a new voice. "Where the frell are we?"
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"Actually they're Magic 2013. See, the one and the three..." Natasha pointed at the set logo in the corner of the card. That was when she caught sight of an agent she didn't know dismantling her gaming device.
"Hey!" Natasha jumped to her feet, and ran up to the agent. "Stop that!" she paused when she noticed that the stranger had a screwdriver coming out of her finger. -
I'll be joining in, then. by
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Agents Cepha and Amara walked through the halls. The two of them had just spent an annoyingly long, if instructive, mission with Agent Riaa'lzhor of the DMS. Fiorano, as she usually did after missions, had headed off to the Medical department, where she would spend about half an hour or more talking with her elder sister, Ari.
Cepha frowned as they walked through the halls. There looked like there was a small kerfuffle in front of one of the RCs, with grey-costumed people apparently playing with trading cards and some kind of game device. Cepha frowned, about to ask what in Madoka's name was going on, when a gasp came from behind the two.
Standing behind them were two more grey-clothed agents. One looked like a teenaged girl, with long, blond hair and yellow eyes. Attached to her neck was a glowing, golden gem shaped like a flame. Unlike the others, her clothes seemed to be more fanciful, mostly a dark yellow with grey sleeves. Her partner couldn't be more different - a tall, deep blue drider, her face and body marked with scars, wearing a well-worn blue cloak over her shoulders.
The yellow-haired girl looked stunned. "M-mom?" she asked.
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Riaa'lzhor Val'Demas and her partner, Paladin Kaede Hinata, carefully walked through the halls. Kaede was surprised at the hallways - she hadn't seen anything like this for... fifty years, maybe? Riaa'lzhor seemed distant, like always, but even Kaede could tell that she was distressed. The drider, one of the few who still remained from before the Sundering, seemed to get twitchy around anything that reminded her of that time.
Kaede frowned, anxiously touching her Soul Gem around her neck. She sighed in relief as she spotted the grey costumes of her fellow Paladins - then stopped in surprise as she saw a pair of girls standing with their backs to the pair, one with green hair and one with grey, no older than she appeared to be. She involuntarily gasped as she realized why they seemed familiar.
The two turned around, and Kaede was sure that she'd gone insane. Because standing in front of her, impossibly young, stood her mother.
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AN: So yeah! I figure that Riaa is a drider, and so would live for centuries, and Kaede, as a Puella Magi, is pretty much immortal - though Kaede was quite young at the time of the Sundering, I'm assuming, and so doesn't remember much. -
Elbowing in... by
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"Paladen Kaede!" exclaimed Paladin Amarthedhel, spinning around to see the duo. "You caught sight of your mother, too?"
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Curiouser and curiouser! by
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"Lucy! Yes, there you are! We've been looking everywhere ever since the alert for you lot went unnoticed for several hours..." she trailed off, looking at the scene. "I don't recognise any of these Paladins. Are they new recruits from the Harpers, or -"
"Naneth!" cried Amarthedhel. Poppy turned in alarm to see the Demas Paladin wave frantically at an elleth who was just walking by with her decidedly-human partner.
"That's your moth - no!" Poppy grabbed her partner's arm and lowered it before the elleth could turn to see them. "If that's your mother, who's alive when she should have Faded, then we must have somehow gone back!"
"Back?" echoed Amarthedhel.
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Ooh, sounds like fun by
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((Hm. I figure that Lee and Maeryn/Kaliel would most likely still be around at the time of the future!PPC, given their natural long lifespans, so feel free to have people recognize them if you like.))
"No, no, you've got it all wrong," a woman's voice said from around a nearby corner; it had odd reverberations to it, as if coming through a metallic filter. "Sam and Dean would definitely win in a fight against Sherlock and Watson."
"Ah, but /which/ version of Sherlock and Watson?" the woman's companion asked, a challenge in her voice. "I'd buy Sam and Dean winning against Richie!Verse-- as much as Sherlock's a BAMF in that 'verse, Dean and Sam are dirty fighters --but Sherlock!Verse or even canon!Verse Watson and Sherlock would put up a damn good fight."
"You've got a point, but Sam and Dean have years of experience as hunters. They have to deal with all sorts of pains in their /miktas/, and not all of them are humans. I don't think Sherlock and Watson would stand a chance, regardless of what 'verse they're from."
The two women rounded the corner at this last sentence; the speaker was lithe, auburn haired, and dressed entirely in brown clothing, while her companion was blonde and an inch or so taller than her, dressed in the traditional black uniform and potted cactus armband of the DMS. -
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Amarthedhel's ears perked up at the names being bandied about by the speakers. Sherlock and Watson? Sherlock!Verse? She remembered her mother talking about it before the Fading (the live mother in this version of the Hall of Rhodes notwithstanding), saying that -
"Sherlock and Watson?" the half-elf exclaimed before she even knew what she was doing. "The third series has just arrived; are you Paladins discussing that?"
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Series Three? by
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((Nice. XD))
The blonde woman paused at Amarthedhel's words, a look of surprise passing across her face. "Paladin? No, sorry, I'm not a Pal-- Wait, did you say /third/ series?" She looked at her companion. "You heard that, right, Kaliel?"
"I did, Lee." Kaliel looked suspiciously at the half-elf nearby, her eyes narrowed. "Are you joking with us? Because there isn't a third series of Sherlock yet. It's not nice to tease the fans, you know." -
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"Basel Paladin Poppy and I just dispatched a Stu who had been trying to prevent Sherlock from returning to John -" began Amarthedhel, but Poppy whirled around and glared at her.
"Didn't I just tell you not to spoil the past?" demanded the Basel Paladin. Amarthedhel raised her hands in a placating gesture.
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"It's not spoilers, actually," Lee said. "Everyone knows Watson comes back; it's just that we don't know how it goes in /Sherlock/. Where are you two from? I've never seen you around here, and I usually try to visit most of the newbies with a baked good of some kind."
"It's true," Maeryn agreed, switching off with Kaliel with a bow of her head and a brief prolonged blink. "Orion says that his favorite cookies are the ones Agent Keaton makes, and I have to agree. Surely you have had them?" -
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Amarthedhel gaped. "The reveal is so blindingly obvious," she said, but refrained from saying more at a warning glare from Poppy.
"We haven't had these... cookies," added Poppy, frowning. "And what in frell do you mean by Agent?"
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"Flow /what/? You mean mages? I'm the only mage here," Lee said. "And Agents? Y'know, employees of the PPC? Just who in the gods' names /are/ you lot?"
Maeryn tensed, her hand slipping towards the pocket where she kept her hand device at all times. She wasn't liking what was going on here, and wanted to be prepared just in case. -
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"Flow Paladins! They had the rights and duties to assassination, exorcism, demolition, transportation - wait, you mean -"
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"Oh, gods," Lee said, running a hand over her face. "The S.O. is going to /love/ this."
"What?"
"We've go a couple of sharding /time travelers/ here," Lee told Maeryn. She looked at the others. "Have I guessed correctly?" -
Oh boy, this isn't going to end well. by
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It clicked in the Paladins' heads almost simultaneously.
"Oh god," breathed Poppy.
"They think we're Mary Sues," echoed Amarthedhel.
"Isn't that a bit ironic?" Poppy asked.
"I forgot what irony was," admitted Amarthedhel.
"You're bloody hopeless." Poppy cast about for sharp objects to defend herself with. "I hope the Council has a field day when they find out that we've been bloody /killed/ by a bunch of Pre-Sundering 'Agents' in our attempt to bring back Lucy and her little friends!"
"I didn't even get to see the Christianne Nana was always talking about!" bemoaned her partner.
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"And if you two know about Mary Sues, then you know what we do to them," Lee said, baring her suddenly sharp teeth in a wicked smile as she settled into a defensive stance. "Please, try to convince us otherwise. It should provide a laugh."
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"Frelling stockingmuffins!" cursed Poppy. "What do we do? Yell obscure canon facts at them until they leave out of boredom?"
"The Five Keys of Mary Sue!" shouted her partner.
"Amarth - " began Poppy, but the half-elf was barreling ahead.
"The Five Keys of Mary Sue as they taught us in the Demas School are that she is a character created in fanfiction, that she alters personalities of canon characters, that she distorts the fabric of the world around her, that she creates plotholes, that she corrupts the language which describes her! There are only nine members of the Fellowship of the Ring, and none of them are female!"
"Wouldn't it be easier to break it to them that we're from a future version of their 'PPC'? Remember all of those history lessons they taught us as supplicants? The Sundering?"
"They're not going to believe us."
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"Wait, Lee, listen to them," Maeryn said. She looked at Amarthedhel curiously. "You said that there are only nine members of the Fellowship of the Ring. A Mary Sue will often insist that is not true. Perhaps it would be worth it to listen to them in a calm and rational manner."
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You aaaare. by
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"Yes, only nine members. And only three Rings for Elves, seven for Dwarves, nine for Men - the nine Walkers counterbalanced the nine Riders, the Ringwraiths -" Amarthedhel tilted her head to the side. "In our time, the Tolkienverse backlog of Suefics finally got resolved."
"Spoilers," grumbled Poppy.
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Kaliel smiled, the comforting litany of canon washing over her. "You /are/ from the future, then?" she asked. "Can you prove it?"
"If they're really from the future, anything they say might affect us," Lee said. Roshaun uncurled himself from around her neck, stopping his impression of a fur stole as he looked at the others.
"She has a point. Any knowledge of the future could impact the past. It's a common time-travel trope," he said. -
Momentary reappearance! by
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Durran winced and stepped into the fray. "About that," he said. "Okay, I'll grant that we're a long way back from it," he nodded at Natasha and her 2013 trading cards, "but it's still their future. I don't think we should tell them, er, anything."
"Right," Lucy chimed in (breaking off an animated discussion with Desdendelle about their favourite weapons - some subjects transcend the bounds of time and space). "I've already done the 'accidentally change history' thing, I'm not interested in doing it again."
"And besides," Durran added, "can you imagine what the Department of Efficiency would be like if they knew they were going to be driven out?"
"Pretty much how they were," Sara muttered.
Durran rolled his eyes. "All right, but still. And anyway, I have a question." He glanced at the various 2012-era Agents. "Black? Why black? Don't you mostly work in forests here in the past?"
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"It hides the blood," Lee said, relaxing a little. "And that's what the Disguise Generator is for, if we go somewhere that black doesn't work well in. Besides, not /everything/ is in a forest."
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"Disguise Generator!" Sara gasped. "I've read about those, but not even Makes-Things can tell us how they worked. Do you... have one with you?" A hardened, cybernetically-enhanced Technomancer shouldn't really be able to make puppy-dog eyes, but Sara did her best.
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"I don't usually carry one on me," Kali said. "Sorry."
"Ian has our DORKs," Lee replied. "You guys don't have those? How do you go into non-native fandoms without them?" -
For the nerds! by
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"Did somebody say Disguise Generator?" asked a trio of voices, as three female Borg agents came around the corner, with a fully-armoured Easterling man trailing reluctantly behind. The only physical difference between the women was the colour of their eye-lasers - red, blue and purple respectively.
"Dangerous things, those," muttered the first of the women, whose laser was red.
"Hey, look, somebody else with implants!" said the purple-lasered one enthusiastically.
"Oh no," groaned the Easterling. "Behave yourselves, Collective of Three."
"Don't call us that!" snapped the women in unison, and the one with the blue laser looked ready to scream.
Red clamped a hand over Blue's mouth. "Don't, you'll scare the intreguing guests away, Sigma!"
Sigma growled something incomprehensible, apart from what sounded like 'Cyba' and 'geroff me'.
"We can scream at Eagrus later," said Purple, appeasing Sigma enough for Cyba to let her go.
"Good idea, Phi," agreed Cyba.
The only sound from Eagrus was a resigned groan.
"So," asked Cyba of the strangers, "who are you exactly?"
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Borg. Lovely. by
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"Agent Amelia Keaton, DMS," Lee said, watching the Borgs warily.
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"Oh, I like your augmentations," Sara enthused to the three Borg. "I didn't know our predecessors were so advanced... still, though, they're a bit clunky, aren't they?" She tapped the delicate webbing surrounding her own eye. "Want to do a technology trade? I can downlink the data on-"
"Okay, Sara, seriously, no," Lucy snapped. "Meddling with history is a Bad Thing, remember?"
"But don't you want a Disguise Generator?" Sara wheedled. "You asked how they go into non-native fandoms?" she added to Lee and Kali. "They hide a lot. So they ought to be jumping at the chance to get some decent tech..." -
Everything about my agents is explained in my missions. by
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Presuming it was me you meant, that is.
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I meant Sara. (nm) by
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I suspected you might have... by
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... but I was just covering eventualities. No problem.
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Someone needs to watch the classics. by
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"Well, maybe, but taking something from the past into the future might not be a good thing," Kali said. "Besides, surely you have other sorts of tech in the future that we don't."
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I go away for twelve hours... by
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"Well, the Pyrons have an entire flying-ship city," offered Kaede. "But if you want new tech, you have to get it from the dosats or a main continuum. I mostly get my stuff from To The Stars , the stuff that works without being in the Puellaverse. Soul Gem covers and stuff, since for the really good stuff you need to be really from that fic."
"Equipment is still fidgety, but it's even harder to get broken stuff replaced," Riaa'lzhor added. -
Tech trade, you say? by
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"We're Cyba Zero, Sigma One and Phi Six," Cyba introduced them to Lee and Kaliel, indicating herself, the one with the blue laser and the one with purple, in turn, "and this is Eagrus Khan," she pointed to the Easterling. "Eagrus and I are DTE, Sigma's with DoSAT and Phi's in DMSE&R."
"Clunky?!" squawked Phi to Sara, hurt.
"Shush!" hissed Sigma. "She wants to do a tech trade. Maybe once we get our injectors working we can..."
"Eh-HEM!" coughed Eagrus. "I agree with her," he gestured to Lucy, "that that would be a very bad idea."
"But those implants are so pretty," complained Cyba, "and I bet they're really advanced."
"And your implants are flaming dangerous!" Eagrus reminded her. "Or have you forgotten what nearly happened the last time we went to the Trekverse? Do you want to subject these people to that?"
Cyba, Sigma and Phi all looked slightly shifty, but only until they finished processing what Kaede had said.
"Hold on," said Sigma, "did somebody say 'flying-ship city'?"
"No!" cried Eagrus quickly. "Oh nonono don't even think about it, you three! You are NOT commandeering a flying-ship city, whatever your - tendencies - are trying to convince you of! The Flowers will come down on your heads like a falling mountain."
"Ohhh..." complained Cyba.
"But..." protested Sigma.
"No fair," muttered Phi.
"Please don't give them ideas," Eagrus said to the newcomers. "They're a nightmare enough to cope with as it is." -
A dosat's reaction. by
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"Hey, I resent that," Sara interjected. "We're perfectly happy to replace the stuff you break."
"Provided we pay for a new one," Durran pointed out.
"And don't forget the service fee," Lucy added.
Durran nodded. "And the mandatory insurance policy covering Acts Of God(s) - but nothing else."
"And the traditional meal for the dosat you deal with."
"And the-"
"Yes, all right," Sara snapped, "but we do replace them. And it's not like we leave you stranded in the Word Worlds or anything."
"True enough," Durran agreed. "That's," and both Lucy and Sara joined in, "left to the Indims."
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The Door From The Future RP by
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In the future... there will be dinosaurs.
No, sorry, wrong future.
In the future, the Protectors of the Plot Continuum are scattered across the multiverse. Old tasks are carried out by new groups, with little resemblence to their old forms. Look deeper into the swirling mists of time, and see the myriad homes the Protectors have built themselves...
Lucy looked up and down the corridor. "It's grey," she said after a few moments. "Like, you know, all the others. Okay, it's a bit less battered than most, but..."
"And it's filled with active portals," Sara said. "We just stepped through one - we actually passed from one universe to another for no reason. Why would the Indims do that? It's weird."
Durran looked around carefully, letting his training as a Ranger substitute for Sara's augmentation. "She's right," he mused. "This isn't one of the main corridors, but it's in near-perfect repair. I mean, the doors still have numbers on them. Those were all taken off years ago."
Lucy bit her lip and looked between the other two. "Um," she said. "This doesn't sound good."
"No," Sara agreed. "It sounds like... remember Grandad's timeslip device?"
"I used it once," Lucy nodded. "And I know Aunt Jasmine visited the Old HQ..."
"But we haven't timeslipped," Durran protested. "I mean... we'd know, wouldn't we?"
And far behind them, through the tangled corridors of 2012's HQ, the door swung open once again...
Well, I said I would... full introductory post on the Other Board - and when I say full, I mean it.
hS
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I just got to reading the bit about the Harpers. I need to write one of them now. And resist the urge to involve Jenni, because that's just too easy.
I am wondering how long Andalites live, though. Conclusive information doesn't seem to be readily available.
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I knew you'd like that. by
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I think they'd actually be really interesting to write - a potentially fire-lizard-partnered roving recruiter/trainer is something that hasn't really been possible in the PPC before.
(Interesting question. The best source would probably be The Andalite Chronicles... which is boxed up somewhere inaccessible. Oh well...)
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Indeed! by
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I have a couple of old Pern RP characters who might do with a bit of reworking... I never did flesh out the one journeyman's sister, either. Opportunity!
As for Andalites, the most reliable thing I could turn up in a Google search was a remark by Ax that if he lived to be 200, he would never escape Elfangor's shadow. Trouble is, how much of a reach from the average lifespan is that number, and what kind of years is he talking about? Andalite years are the length of about seven Earth years, so their centuries would be about 700 Earth years long. If he's talking about 200 Andalite years, that's a long, long time. I tend to assume he's talking about Earth years.
So, I dunno, maybe something like 150-170 is safe?
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... you can probably safely assume our Andalites are around in 70+.
Which, with a few other characters, invites the question of how well - thirty years on - these characters remember the PPC before the Sundering.
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< . . . What? Is it not traditional to address young people as 'sonny' when regaling them with tales from a time before their birth?>
Hey, those stories have to come from somewhere, right? Not everyone has parents from back then. *g*
Not that Ilraen would be ancient by 2070, assuming an upper limit of 170-ish. I guess his biological age is about 20 right now, so he'd only be around 80. Kinda middle-aged. Memory ought to be fine. I do imagine he'd have been physically knocked around quite a bit, though. He's slated to acquire some scars before 2019, and there is some fighting to overthrow the DoE and the rest, yeah?
Anyway, he'd be on the training side of Harpering, that much is certain. He even comes in the right color. ^_^
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Looks like great fun!
Like hS, I also need sleep, so will have to return tomorrow! -
Are we posting here, or on the Other Board? by
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Because I'd love to join in; I just want to know where to go.
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On the Other Board. by
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And, to forestall the inevitable question (not from you): no, you don't need Permission to participate.
But if you ask the question, you do need a note from your parents. :P
hS
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It started with a flying pillow. (A more lighthearted RP) by
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(dammit hS, you beat me to the punch for an RP starter. Oh well, this one is more... lighthearted?)
It started with a flying pillow. No one knew who threw it, only that it seemed to have come out of nowhere and hit Agent Christianne Shieh right in the back of the head as she was exiting Rudi's Pub.
Exactly who would bring a pillow to a pub was entirely beyond anyone, really, but what made even less sense was how Christianne oh-so-conveniently had a pillow on hand, and whirled around to chuck the feather-bomb back into the pub.
Feather-bomb was accurate, for her pillow exploded right over Spy Rooney from the Department of Intelligence. The ex-Metropolitan Police officer wiped the down from his brows, grabbed another pillow - was the pub suddenly fuelled by pillow-filled plotholes, or something? - and shouted:
"Oh, you had it coming!"
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((String the second. It's getting crowded down there)) by
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Taldaris heaved a sigh of relief as the elleth struck down the pillow. Yet another daily reminder that not having access to his psychic powers was a major hinderance to his life.
"It appears that I am in your debt," he said, looking somewhat flustered. He was going to have words with Fire Flash when the pillow fight was over.
He stood there awkwardly for a couple of seconds before extending his hand to the Assassin. "Forgive my manners. I am Patrol Officer Taldaris. And you?" -
Eledhwen, who had been moving towards the exit... by
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turned to the High Templar with a half-smile. "Eledhwen Elerossiel," she replied, shaking his hand. "Ni veren an gi ngovaned."
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"I'm sorry, but I couldn't help but overhearing that you needed to locate a particularly troublesome mini. Would you mind if I came along? I would do anything to leave this chaos behind," he said, waving a hand at the writing mass behind him. "Besides, I think my partner has this covered, for once."
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"Yes, please help," Caroline plead. "We could really use it. Flutteryshy doesn't like having people interfere with his fun."
"Psychotic little monster," Veralyn growled, stroking her urple-skinned arm woefully.
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The Cafeteria was beginning to sound like a minefield, what with all the bean bag chairs Flutteryshy was now dropping on the hapless agents. Still, he was becoming bored. And bored was not good.
This in mind, the mini-Discord popped out of the Cafeteria and headed off in search of someplace quiet to send into an uproar. -
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"And what might be species of the mini in question? Does its bite cause that?" he asked, pointing at Veralyn's arm. "If so, might I suggest heading to Medical to get the injury checked out?"
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"He's a mini-Discord," Caroline answered cheerfully. by
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"As far as we've seen, he doesn't bite - he's just a mini spirit of chaos, so he likes playing little pranks."
"This is not little," Veralyn snapped. "I look like a giant urple berry! I swear on the Light, when I get my hands on that little abomination, I'll turn him into a scarf."
"That'd be an ugly scarf," Caroline teased.
"No uglier than the ones you own," Veralyn retorted.
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The Canon Library was in an uproar. Books had been stacked against tables and desks to create shelters from the flying pillows and stuffed animals.
Feeling a bit tuckered out, Flutteryshy curled up atop a bookshelf and closed his eyes for a bit of a nap. -
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the five of them had appeared in front of the entry to the Cafeteria.
Eledhwen opened the door only to narrowly miss being hit in the face with a pillow. "Rhiach!" she cursed, slamming the door shut. "The pillow fight has followed us!" -
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"We'll have to brave it," the teenager figured glumly. "This smells too much like a mini-Discord."
"Wonderful," Veralyn chirped. "Thank you for volunteering."
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...picking Caroline off the floor as he walked past her.
I don't see your mini anywhere," said Taldaris, "but judging by the mess it was definitely here. Where else could it have gone? Is there any place where-- AUUGH!"
The protoss let out a shrill telepathic shriek as a little blob of grey food hopped onto his leg, squeaking: "Gimme your wallet!"
Taldaris ripped the blob off of his leg and ground it under a metallic boot. "I thought we killed off the last of you a year ago! Die, die, diediediediediediedie..."
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"Medical, maybe," she guessed. "Uhm... Are there any other spots with lots of people? Or where chaos would be least-expected?"
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"Yes, leave more mess for me; feathers are everywhere and there's sentient food attacking everyone I need the broom where's the broom -"
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Caroline seemed a little too gung-ho about the idea, so Veralyn grabbed her by a shoulder and growled, "No, Caroline. We need to find the mini aberration right now."
As Caroline sulked, Veralyn turned to Taldaris and said, "I've heard this place has some sort of childcare center. Flutteryshy might have gone there, or to Medical."
"The Library," Caroline offered.
"That would be idiotic," Veralyn silenced her partner dismissively. Turning back to Taldaris, she continued, "Anywhere people are easy to rile up, anywhere he can make everyone's lives miserable, he'll be there, doing this." And she jerked a thumb at the Cafeteria, just as a nearby table fort collapsed on top of several agents. "Any ideas what those places might be?" -
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"They are a filthy, evil creation born out of the terrible, terrible things that breed in the Cafeteria cauldrons," said Taldaris. "They mobbed agents at the holiday party last year. We had to spend an entire week hunting them down in the corners of HQ."
Just then, a there was a fluttering of wings and a yellow blur whizzed past Taldaris. The blur, now identifiable as a green-maned yellow pegasus, steered its way back to the protoss and started talking quickly as it hovered in front of his face: "Taldaris! Taldaris! You gotta come quick! There's a mini-Discord loose in the Canon Library and... and..." The pony stopped talking as she looked at the agents behind the DIA agent.
"Clam down, Cloudsweeper. The Canon Library, you say? Well, we'll be there, just..." but the filly wasn't listening anymore: she had landed next to Caroline and Veralyn was was looking at them with an awed expression.
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(( I believe it's time for my agents to actually do something. It's either that or study for finals. I don't want to study for finals ))
Agent Peregrin was walking through the corridors of HQ, chanting quietly to avoid focusing on where he was headed. Though he was attempting to forget the fact, Peregrin was going to DoSAT to get his new partner a CAD. Sometime during his journey, Peregrin wandered by Rudi's Pub. Unfortunately for Peregrin, he passed by the pub during the Great Pillow Fight of Whenever-It-Was.
A large, fluffy, feathered pillow flew out the now-open door of Rudi's, and sailed straight at Peregrin. Peregrin saw the pillow coming out the door and stopped, somewhat surprised that a pillow was flying out of a bar. If Peregrin had kept walking, he would have gone straight into the path of the pillow and been knocked down.
Peregrin looked around and waited to see if anyone was going to come out of the bar to claim the pillow. When no one come, he picked up the pillow and went up to the door of the pub and knocked on the open door to announce himself. The other patrons barely noticed the old-looking man in what looked like a black monk's robe with a DMS flashpatch sewn on. Peregrin, when he realized could not be heard over the chaos of drunk, very drunk, and sober agents pillow fighting, began to speak in the manner of a professor teaching a somewhat large class, "Excuse me! Excuse me! This pillow flew out of this room approximately two minutes ago. To whom should I return it?" -
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Spy Rooney, who by now had recovered from his knock-out tripping-over-thing session and was a bit red-faced to boot, picked himself up from the mess of feathers around him and beamed at Agent Peregrin. The middle-aged Spy beamed at him, waving a giant body pillow.
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Peregrin replied to the Spy, "and I must be going. I am attempting to—"
Peregrin's explanation was interrupted by a pillow thrown at him from a distant part of the room, which hit Peregrin in the chest and bounced off and landed on the ground. Peregrin turned around and began to leave the doorway. Before he could get very far, however, he was hit in the back of the head with a large, overstuffed feather pillow.
Peregrin turned around and saw the smirking agent who had thrown that pillow at him. Peregrin walked toward the agent and told him, "That attack was unacceptable behavior." The agent responded by throwing a small pillow at Peregrin lightheartedly and running away into the crowd. Peregrin barely dodged the pillow, which hit someone behind him.
Peregrin then realized that he had no choice but to participate in the fight, thanks in part to the Narrative Laws. So, he quickly removed his sphere from the backpack he was wearing, formed it in to a large, dense, oval shield, held it in front of him, and walked into Rudi's.
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((Caroline reacts exactly the same as I did, just fyi.)) by
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Caroline shrieked gleefully and knelt down to hug the pegasus as happy tears started to flow.
"Aurora!" the teenager squealed as she pulled away. "Ah, my goo'ness! How are you? What department are you in? How's Orion? Where's your RC? Do you have an RC? When--?"
"Breathe, human," Veralyn ordered, though she was grinning, too. "She can only answer so many questions at a time!" She tilted her head and asked Taldaris, "Did you call her Cloudsweeper?" -
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"She decided to change her name shortly after leaving the Factory. She said that she wanted to and I quote: 'Sever all ties with that piece of rubbish'. Fire Flash and I... adopted her."
The Templar shifted a bit and narrowed the telepathic link so he only addressed Veralyn. "But to tell you the truth I was the one pushing for adoption. I am five hundred and forty-seven Terran years old, I am no longer an active part of my home continuum, and I wanted to settle down. Besides, Fire Flash needs something like a little sister to talk to when I am busy meditating."
Meanwhile, Cloudsweeper was catching up with Caroline on recent events. "Heh, no, I don't work for the PPC. I just look around and I just can't imagine myself going out there and... fighting stuff. I'm just going to school and helping the nice ladies out at the Nursery when I have some free time. Which reminds me, I still have to meet the Spy who went into the Factory first. I gotta give him a little gift," said the pegasus filly as she sat down on a nearby pillow and pulled a blue silk bowtie from her saddlebags. "See? Fire Flash told me that bowties are cool so I picked one up the last time I went to New Caledonia. ...Where was I? Oh, yes. Orion's doing fine, by the way. He's still waiting for someone to pick him up but he says it's all right. He's really eager about returning to Ponyville for the holidays. I think he's still got a crush on Scoots... So, how's your life? Anything interesting?" -
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"Makes sense," she murmured. Though she didn't admit it to Caroline, the blood elf still suffered flashbacks from their chaotic first mission, and right blame Cloudsweeper in the least for being so eager to sever her ties to that... thing.
"So you and Fire Flash adopted her, huh?" Veralyn asked. "You realize Caroline might come over for visits the minute she finds out."
"Orion still hasn't been taken in?" Caroline demanded indignantly, drawing Veralyn's attention back to the reunion as her partner turned to exclaim, "No one's taken Orion in!"
"Someone will," Veralyn assured the teen. Yet even as she spoke, the sin'dorei had a sneaking suspicion she knew what would come out of Caroline's mouth next.
Sure enough: "We can take him! We'll kick out a wall, make our RC bigger! We can adopt him or sommat!"
"Caroline..."
"Please, Veralyn," Caroline begged, turning on the Bambi Face and letting her lower lip quiver. "It won't be like having another mini, and if he doesn't want to be an agent he can look after Firebrand and Fluttershy while we're off on missions. Please."
Veralyn was a tough she-elf. She had seen cuter things than Caroline's Bambi Face - and killed and eaten them. But none of those cute things had ever suffered a near-mental breakdown destroying a murderous Replacement!Sue to save a continuum full of adorable, innocent cartoon ponies.
And... ugh. Veralyn did still feel as though she owed the girl for helping her survive the demon wounds and taking her and Firebrand willingly into her home.
"We'll see," Veralyn finally promised. "For now, it sounds like our missing mini is trashing a library. Why don't we put this on the back fire for now, and focus on getting the mini under control?"
"Back burner - and thankies!" Caroline squealed, jumping up and hugging Veralyn before remembering the many knives the woman was varying on her person and stepping back with an apologetic smile. -
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"My deepest apologies for disrupting the reunion, but the mini-Discord will not wait for us," she announced, shifting uncomfortably from one foot to the other.
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"Right!" Caroline chirped, snapping a quick salute before turning to Aur-- Cloudsweeper. "The Canon Library, you said? Funny, I just had someone tell me that was a silly place to look for him."
"Grace is a wonderful thing to possess," Veralyn retorted pointedly. "Shall we be off?" -
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"Yes, let's. Before that mini escapes and wreaks havoc Upstairs or something." Christianne grimaced at the thought, seized her partner by the wrist, and dragged them away.
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Veralyn trotted after her partner, her mind buzzing with how she and Caroline were going to take care of a pony.
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Meanwhile, the Canon Library was in a state of emergency. Pillows were turning into books mid-flight. Tables and desks were turning into easy-melt chocolate. The floor had turned into swampy mud in some places, while in others it now resembled gravel or puddles of melted bar soap.
The agents here had largely begun to settle down, which of course was beginning to make the Library very boring. With an evil chuckle, the mini-Discord disappeared again, his sights set this time on Medical. -
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When they arrived at the Canon Library, Eledhwen took one look at the chocolate and mud disaster that had once been a functional library, and fainted dead away.
"Ellie!" shrieked Christianne, kneeling down by her partner and lightly patting her cheeks. "Ellie! Jesus Christ on a stick, Ellie, are you all right?"
Eledhwen, of course, couldn't respond - but it was as if her very unconscious expression seemed to be saying 'Do I look all right to you?'
Christianne groaned. "If you guys don't mind, I'll be going to Medical to get her some smelling salts or something..." she said, -
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...sweeping her partner up in her arms. "I'll let you know if I find the mini there," she added, before heading off in a random direction.
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...as the group marched out of the Cafeteria. "We're six people on our way to stop the personnification of chaos itself. It's like what happened in canon, but... whackier."
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"Much whackier," Caroline laughed. by
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"You'll never see a group like this welding the Elements of Harmony! Although," she added thoughtfully, "there are six of us..."
"Human..." Veralyn warned.
"Veralyn, I bet you'd have the element of Honesty," Caroline said, speaking over her partner. "I'd probably be Laughter, Cloudsweeper would definitely be Kindness - or maybe Loya--"
At that moment the six passed Medical by sheer chance - just in time to hear an evil cackle and a terrified shriek from within.
"He's in Medical," Caroline groaned. "Oh, we won't be allowed to keep him after this..."
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"Out! Out, you little bugger!" shouted the dark-skinned Nurse as he swatted at the mini-Discord that was wreaking havoc in every ward except the one in which the Rookie Agents Scott and Kira were recuperating. That one had been deadbolted, and Nurse Hearth had his eye on the Ironic Overpower.
The doors to Medical swung open and Christianne and Eledhwen entered - or rather, Christianne entered carrying Eledhwen.
"Smelling salts, Nurse!" shouted Christianne, depositing Eledhwen on a hospital bed only for the elleth to get bombarded with chocolate syrup. This attack had the twofold reaction of violently reviving Eledhwen, and of causing her to scream blue murder at the mayhem around her. -
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"SONOFABITCHWHATTHETENHELLSISTHATOHGOD!"
This trembling string of incendiary remarks cane from bone other than Kira the pyromancer, who was wielding a great ball of... Ice?
But it was fire a second ago-
"AARGH!"
Scott found himself unwittingly turned into Shadow Priest form... With an Aura of Dark Pillows.
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...tossing pillows at Scott, freezing Kira to the floor, and blinding anyone who tried to catch him with clouds of High Pink dust that gave them a terrible fit of the sneezes.
Unknown Nurse Hearth, Flutteryshy was quite friendly with the Ironic Overpower - they were bros. They might as well have gone to college together. Evil Comedy College.
Deadbolts? Nope, those were now exploding chocolate bunnies. Walls? Totally made of cotton candy. Veralyn's bow and arrow--
Flutteryshy froze, crossing his eyes to look at the arrowhead the urple elf aimed at his head.
"Give. Me back. My skin color," she growled.
Flutteryshy grinned, went to snap his eagle talon--
--and was immediately tackled to the ground by a kamikaze teenager shrieking "FOR THA HORDE!"
After another moment of struggling, Caroline managed to bop Flutteryshy on the head, rendering him unconscious and therefore causing all of his glorious chaos to disappear with a *pop*.
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She was still trying to wipe what was now magically nonexistent chocolate syrup from her brow with a sickened expression on her face. "My sanity would love you forever if you do."
"We need mini-Discord-proof deadbolts," declared Nurse Hearth snippily as he reentered the room to check on Scott and Kira. "Boys, you doing all right?" -
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Kira twitched involuntarily, despite having miraculously thawed, and Scott was on the floor, rocking to and fro with disturbed whimpers.
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"Sending these two rookies to FicPsych soon..." he muttered, striding off to fill out the necessary paperwork.
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As they slowly began to recover, the two rookie agents cast terrified glances at each other.
"If you ever take me to that damn pub again, I will roast you on a spit," Kira whimpered at Scott.
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asked Taldaris. "You might as well try to pump the Glitter out of a Sue."
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"I have no idea," Caroline admitted. by
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"But there must be something we can do to prevent something like this from happening again."
"Provided the talking flowers let us keep it after this," Veralyn snorted.
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"Actually, didn't you know the DMSE&R are working on a Personality Dialysis procedure to pump Glitter out of a Sue? They did it to this one girl who overdosed on Aura of Smooth; she was normal pretty soon."
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"My patrol route-- and yes, it does exist in HQ-- doesn't bring me anywhere the laboratories. I will have to go down there one of these days to satisfy my curiosity."
The sound of shouting and pillow-fighting wafted in from outside. The High Templar and his adopted daughter walked over to the doors, where the crowd was being held back by a familiar Earth pony.
"Hey, Back off you lot. There's patients in here that don't need your ruckus." Fire Flash turned to Taldaris. "And where in Celestia's name have you been? Come on, stand here, Lunkhead. Help me keep this entrance secure."
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"We'll just mosey back to our RC, no need to blurt out our existence for the world to hear," agreed Christianne.
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Fortunately, Veralyn was a bit more sensible, and caught her partner by the collar of her shirt before she could charge into the fray.
"No," Veralyn started; she was interrupted by a familiar battle trill and the sound of pillows being set ablaze in the hallway.
"I believe that's Firebrand," Caroline said, taking advantage of her partner's horrified stillness and slipping outside to see what she could see.
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Veralyn whistled twice for Firebrand, who coughed one more fireball at a flying teddy bear before he and Caroline followed Veralyn (who was now her proper peach color) through the melee and, eventually, back to their RC, where everyone promptly passed out on their respective beds and slept for a long, long, long, long, long-long-long time.
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Because I wanted to run an idea by you.
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"Of course," agreed Eledhwen, turning... by
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...once more to the hallway where her partner and their newfound allies were. "We should be going to the Cafeteria. Come on, then." Smiling, she strode out of the pub at long last and caught up with her partner, who was trailing behind Agents Veralyn and Caroline, waiting for her.
"Who'd you drag along?" Christianne asked. Eledhwen nodded back at Taldaris, shrugging elegantly.
"A DIA Patrol Officer," she replied. "Taldaris, I believe he's called." -
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Pubs. Interesting places, full of people, noise, and booze. In other words: places that made Agent Desdendelle sigh, cover his ears, and head toward the nearest exit. Usually. But this day (inasmuch it was a day; the axe-wielding Agent found it hard to tell, in HQ) was special. After all, meeting a bit one had rescued from a terrible badfic, when said bit was supposed to join one on one's next mission, wasn't something that happened every day, was it now?
So Des was sitting in the corner of Rudi's Pub, sipping Japanese plum liqueur from a small porcelain cup and watching the person who sat across the table.
That person was tall, dark-haired, and bulky. He wore simple, utilitarian clothes, and looked like you could lose him in a crowd in no time – in short, he looked Generic. What set him apart from the rest of the pub's occupants – as well as from the majority of the Agents in HQ – was the long, black, glaive-like Device that stood leaning on the wall within his reach.
“So, Captain,” Des said, “I understand you specialise in portal magic.”
“Yes, sir,” the bit answered. “I do not have many memories of actually using my skills for combat, but my instructors told me that I have great potential.”
“Navare, please,” the boy across the table from the Nanoha-verse mage said exasperatedly, “stop calling me sir. It's embarrassing.”
Then someone threw a pillow in their general direction. Acting on instinct, Des slashed the pillow in half with his axe, then immediately started to sneeze.
“Bless you,” said Navare and turned. Right in time to get a pillow straight to the face. The mage rocked back for a moment, picked it up, and launched it back toward the person who threw it, putting a little too much force behind the throw. -
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The thrown pillow missed it's target, rocketed out the door, hit a wall and bounced off it. It hit at an angle, which caused it to travel all the way down the hall. All the way down to the corner. That Agent Sylvia just happened to be turning right that very instant.
FWUMP!
"Gahh!" Sylvia whipped out her Deathclaw Gauntlet and slashed, but the fluffy assailant had already fallen to the ground. The agent stared at it for a few seconds. When it had shown no signs of life, she figured it was just a normal pillow that someone had thrown at her.
Except that there was no one else in the hallway. And considering that her bosses were talking flowers, it really wasn't that far fetched that a pillow could gain sentience and attack her, was it?
Sylvia cautiously poked it with her boot. The pillow sat there. She reached down and picked it up with her left hand. The agent looked around for any possible source of the thing, but only saw an open door on the other end of the hallway.
"Huh."
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Said pillow finished its rocketing by flumping into Agent Jack's face.
"Arglmrff!" The Hunter toppled from his perch on the stool (and he was perching, crouched on his feet and everything) like a dropped fawn.
The ferret sitting next to him sighed deeply, finished her October Ale with a single impressive gulp, and tossed the tankard over her shoulder. Then, leaning down with a flexibility only mastered by a mustelid, she grasped her Infected friend by the hood and slid over and behind the counter. The zombie wailed as he was dragged along with her to the barely-cleaned floor. Both braced themselves for an uncomfortable landing.
Kestrel let out a surprised squeak that she would later deny when they fell upon a pillow-lined floor.
Musteline teeth flashed in a daring grin, and the ferret briefly broke cover to launch a pillow over the counter.
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She'd only left the pub to use the facilities and now she was looking at the start of what would probably be a long and arduous clean-up.
"Fer-ah-go! Fer-ah-go! Kill! Kill! Kill!"
Eledhwen ducked the pillow heading straight for her, and it flew right at her partner, who had been duelling with Spy Rooney - except instead of swords, the two were wielding full-length body pillows.
"Ellie! There you are! Come and hel-PARRRRGH!" Christianne spat out a mouthful of feathers as the pillow hit her on the mouth. She spun around, seeing signs of movement behind the counter, and aimed a pillow for the bar. -
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"All I wanted was a drink. Just a small drink. Not even a 'drink so much you forget your own name in the morning' drink. I didn't even need Bleepka, just something to get me slightly tipsy. I did not want a pillow fight."
"I don't think anyone did, Kaylin." Will said from behind the upturned table next to her own, "And by the way, I blame you for bringing me into this mess."
"You didn't object!" She almost shrieked as a pillow exploded above her head. "Can't you do something? You know, magic? You're a wizard, aren't you?"
"Oh, yeah, my wand." His expression implied that he had forgotten its existence. "Protego."
Kaylin stood up from behind her table outpost, confident in Will's ability. She scooped up a nearby Pillow Pet in the shape of a dragon and hurled it into the crowd as an attempt to take revenge on the person who started the mess. This act was rewarded with three different pillows to the face.
"Will!" He shrugged at her from behind his silvery shield.
"I never said I would be protecting you." He tossed another pillow in her direction, which she caught and tried to return. It bounced off the shield harmlessly. -
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Much like Agents Kaylin and Will, the sole purpose of Agents Nothing and Ivy's trip to Rudi's pub was to get a drink, a somewhat celebratory affair commemorating the end of a particularly long mission. Unfortunately for them the peaceful drink they desired was not to be.
"Oh God, what now." were the first words that escaped Nothing's mouth as she laid her eyes on the pillowy chaos before her "Can't I ever, just once in my life, have a nice moment of peace and quiet? Is that too much to ask?"
"Oh cheer up No!" Ivy said cheerfully as she plucked a bear-shaped Pillow Pet up off of the floor "I'm sure it's all just for fun, I mean you really can't do much harm with pillows, can you?"
Agent Ivy was then proven wrong when a pillow traveling at high speeds smacked her in the side of the head.
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Will shouted to the agent that had felt the wrath of Kaylin's cylindrical pillow. He was sure that if Kaylin could see him behind his table and charm, she would be ready to rip his head off for betraying her. She was ready to do that on a normal basis.
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She didn't have any idea who Kaylin was, but she had a feeling that it might be the blonde girl who was currently glaring at the source of the voice, a boy hiding behind a Potterverse shield charm. Grinning in a way that would have been described by most as "feral" she whipped the pillow she was holding at the head of the person that she supposed was Kaylin.
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This time though, it was in the back of the head, a brutal blow compared to the others. She was conflicted as to whether she should go after Will, for ratting her out and betraying her, or the girl who was currently doing a victory dance after seeing her shot connect. She decided that the girl would probably do more harm, and sent a nearby scented pillow towards her and her partner. She then rolled under the table to where Will was camping out and glared at him. He just grinned back.
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Ivy's victory dance was rudely interrupted by a scented pillow connecting to her gut. She fell over dramatically, almost knocking Agent Nothing over in the process. The brown haired agent looked down at her partner on the floor with a face that clearly expressed that she was not amused.
"Right then." she said as she prodded Ivy's mass of long white hair with her foot. "If you're going to get yourself all tangled up in this mess, I'm going to go take a nap." She grabbed a large down feather pillow off of a nearby table and settled herself down on a gigantic cushion in the corner of the room.
Ivy got up off of the floor, brushing dust, feathers, and who knows what else off of her long black skirt.
"Spoilsport!" she said, sticking her tongue out in Nothing's direction. She lobbed the scented pillow back in the direction it had come from and then picked up a long, tube-shaped pillow off of the floor in order to engage her combatant in close quarters. -
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Will exclaimed, as the scented pillow somehow managed to find an opening in his shield and hit him on top of the head. Kaylin, meanwhile, had picked up a large body pillow and was charging at the white haired agent who wielded a similar weapon.
"Go Kaylin!" he shouted from his relatively safe spot. The two agents seemed to be using the pillows as swords, whacking each other with them while the other agent's partner somehow fell asleep amidst the chaos. -
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Spy Rooney emerged from the feathery mess with the dragon Pillow Pet trying to gnaw at his head, having somehow come alive in the process.
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Will shouts as he drops to the floor, letting Kaylin take the hit once again.
"What's the point of conjuring a Shield Charm if a pillow can come over the top of it?" she said through a face full of fluff, "And let me behind there, you owe me for last week."
"I owe you nothing and I am not compromising myself to let you in. The charm is weaker if it stretches. Why don't you go find the people who threw pillows at you and enact your vengeance instead." He had resumed his position behind the upturned table, shield surrounding him on almost all sides.
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Kestrel, unfortunately, took that opportunity to poke her head up over the counter and received Christianne's missile square in the muzzle. "Grawffff! Hellsteeth an' Darkgates, ye'll pay fer that!" She crouched down, turning back to the cowering hunter. "Awright, Jack. I has a job fer yew. Fink yore up to it, cully?"
The Hunter nodded vigorously, looking lost without his partner. "Okay."
From her pocket, the ferret produced a small roll of duct tape (not just the handyman's secret weapon, apparently) and set about strapping pillows to the Hunter's hands. After a moment's consideration, she strapped one lightly over his face, as well, loose enough so that he would be able to breathe. "Awright, then, do yore fing!"
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"Bring that stupid thing back here so I can kill it!" a very urple-y Agent Veralyn Amberwing shrieked as she charged after her fleeing partner.
"Like hell I will!" Agent Caroline Moor shouted over her shoulder. In her arms she cradled a cackling Flutteryshy, who was responsible for the urple shade of Veralyn's skin. "He's a mini spirit of chaos, what do you exp--"
At that exact moment another pillow came zooming down the hallway, just in time for Caroline to round a corner and get beaned in the face with it. The force of the blow knocked Caroline several feet back, which of course resulted in the hapless teenager colliding with her enraged urple partner in a spectacular tangle of limbs and multilingual curses. Flutteryshy decided he didn't like being squashed and took to the air, watching gleefully as Veralyn grabbed her pillow and began beating Caroline mercilessly over the head with it.
After a while, though, this became hiring, and so the mini-Discord took pity on Caroline and dropped roughly twenty pillows on the two agents before disappearing to another area of HQ to spread some more pillowy chaos. Left to their own devices, Caroline and a still-urple Veralyn eventually managed to brawl their way into the bar, where they were immediately separated and caught up in a storm of pillowy rage. -
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"How's the Suemonella cultures?" asked Scientist Bill Fallis, leaning over the counter to peck his wife Lori on the cheek.
"Perfectly fine," replied Lori, running a hand through her red hair. "It's getting a bit late; I'm sure Marley's getting impatient with us, cooped up in the room for so long."
"Marley needs to go," reminded Bill. "He hogs the floorspace and hisses at me whenever I go for a midnight sna-AAA!"
Bill had been quite expediently cut off by the sudden appearance of twenty pillows from nowhere (although there was a cackling noise in the distance as the perpetrator floated away). Lori shrieked, diving across the lab station to save the Petri dish cultures, and only succeeded in kicking one of the pillows straight at Helen Gale, who had just entered with a clipboard.
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Cyba Zero swayed and promptly fell out of her alcove again - except, to her surprise, she found the usually hard and unrelenting floor was soft and... covered in pillows? She picked herself up and examined one. Definitely a perfectly ordinary pillow. Where had they come from?
She wandered out of her room to quiz Eagrus on the matter, only for a pillow to hit her full in the face.
"Haha! Ambush!" cried Eagrus, battering her over the head with said pillow, while Zouh egged him on. Before Cyba could retaliate, two more pillows hit the back of Eagrus' head, accompanied by the sound of Mess Efekt and Joke giggling. Zouh leapt onto Eagrus' shoulder, ready to deflect any more projectiles.
"Shall we declare an alliance?" suggested Cyba.
"Good plan," agreed Eagrus, and they opened their RC's trapdoor, ready to bomb anybody using the corridor below.
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Sigma One smiled. Her redecoration of the ship she had helped commandeer was coming along nicely. Satisfied with the job so far, she cracked off the tops of two more paint-tins (black and green, naturally), and drew her paintbrush ready to commence the next phase.
A large number of pillows suddenly appeared, and evil cackle just preceding them. Sigma looked up. That sounded like a challenge to a cackling contest if ever she heard one. She took a deep breath in... and noticed where the pillows had landed: right in the paint tins, splashing paint everywhere and ruining her hard work.
She screamed instead, and grabbed a paint-covered pillow, determined to catch whoever it was who had cackled. Joke was her top suspect. Time to pay Cyba's RC a visit, and whoever got in the way in between.
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"We will bring order to your chaos," stated Caprt and Captin One of Five, and started towards the mini-Discord.
A moment later, Phi Six came diving out of her sideroom, grabbed both of them by their metal-plated dog-tails, and pulled them both out of range or their intended target.
"Oh no you DON'T!" she scolded them, even as the third mini teleported up to the ceiling, conjured up a pile of pillows and dropped them all over the trio below. Phi chucked one back, missed, and the mini-Discord vanished with a cackle.
"That's it!" decided Phi. "If this is happening to anybody else too, we need backup. Let's go find Cyba and Sigma!"
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...to the Cafeteria, where he proceeded to dump roughly one hundred pounds of pillows on the unsuspecting agents gathered there. For added chaos, he then made several pillows fly at random agents, resulting in several being knocked sprawling to the floor.
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A pair of DIA officers on patrol nearby received a call on their radio. Fire Flash, a red-and orange maned yellow Earth pony, poked her earpiece with a hooftip to answer.
"Unit five-oh-two here. What's up, Central?"
"We've got a code three-by-ten-by-ladybug-by-concrete going on in Rudi's pub. Get down there and make sure the situation doesn't get out of hand, but just make sure they clean up after themselves. Central out," said the voice over the radio.
Fire Flash looked up to her partner, a towering protoss High Templar. "Central reports a code three-by-"
"Ten-by-ladybug-by-concrete. I can read your thoughts just fine, thank you," replied her partner telepathically.
The mare aimed a half-hearted kick at her partner's digitigrade legs. "Get outta my brain, Lunkhead. And what does that code mean anyways?"
"There is a pilowfight going on in Rudi's. Come along," replied Taldaris, walking to the doors to the pub as he straightened his black robes.
When the duo arrived on the site, the pub was already a battleground of flying pillows and duelling agents. A stray pillow flew into Taldaris' face, who barely flinched as it somehow exploded into a cloud of generic white fluffy feathers.
"I say," said the protoss as he plucked the feathers from his robes. "This is quite a spirited pillow fight, is it not? Fire Flash? Hello?" His partner was nowhere to be seen, but the High Templar was convinced he spied a braided red-orange mane bob up and down in the crowd a few metres away.
The Patrol officer looked from left to right. The entire pub was a writing mass of pillows and feathers. He decided to wait this one out; there was no need to get involved in this.
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(Just know in advance, I don't have any agents and made these guys up because it was not express that I couldn't, and I really wasn't in on this. If my post gets deleted, oh well, at least I had fun.)
"Just for freaking once, I would like to go somewhere in this damn building, and NOT get wrapped up in ludicrous-!"
"Give it a rest, Kira!" Agent Scott laughed heartily before being met with a pillow to the side of the head, from goodness-knew-where.
Launched from his chair into the crowd, Scott barreled through some other agents and was promptly beaten by pillows relentlessly. Agent Kira could only watch in shock at the scene.
Another pillow was flying at Kira.
In a flash, Kira snapped his fingers and launched a white-hot spark at the pillow, lighting the cloth head comforter ablaze in midair. Whatever the thing was made of, it had to have been coated with asbestos, as all that came from the effort was a ball of fire exploding in the pyromancer's face, doused by Scott's arm flying up and launching his ale at the poor rookie.
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The pillow over Jack's face would have obstructed his vision if he'd had any to begin with, and as it was it made smells a bit blurry, but he could still detect the fire nonetheless. Some partially-buried zombie instinct awakened when it died away to smoke; smoke meant Survivors, Survivors meant KILLKILLKILLKILL
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The pillow, hurled by a protoss High Templar, had exploded quite neatly in her hair. And as everyone knew, you never messed with a Tolkienverse elf's hair if you valued your life.
Or, in this case, if you valued your own hair.
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...and ended up in the path of Eledhwen's pillow, which exploded magnificently and turned Veralyn into an urple-and-white chicken. Shrieking, she whirled around and slammed a random agent's gut with the body pillow she currently wielded.
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"Ouf!"
Agent Kyra had just been slammed by yet another pillow, which could have been made of lead for what the pyromancer knew.
Dazed, dizzy and weak in the knees, Kira shakily grabbed Scott's arm and dragged him back towards their table. Once there, Kira kicked it over and ducked as another pillow exploded against the walk behind him.
Scott had a pillow in his mouth, and offered it to Kira. The pyromancer took the offer, and peeked up to throw the pillow.
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and now an extra pillow to the gut. He lashed back at the urple and white walking pile of feathers formerly known as Agent Veralyn, hurling his body pillow straight for her abdomen.
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Unfortunately, the time she took to catch her breath left her open to several more pillows to the face and back, and by the time she'd stumbled to safety she was so coated with feathers that all that could be seen of her was one blazing, fel-green eye as she grabbed a throw pillow a charged a woman with dark hair and leaf-shaped ears.
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Scott ducked a bead-filled pillow as it flew over his table, and then flopped into his side and grabbed it back for himself. Between slapping Kira's face to try and wake him, and defending him from pillows, Scott had his hands full.
An elf seemed to be squabbling with another elf, and Scott felt that it would end badly for him if they got too close.
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right when she had emerged from hiding to toss another.
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Crawled over to the wall, and covered her head with her Deathclaw Gauntlet. She peaked around it to try and figure out why people were suddenly hitting each other with pillows.
Sylvia got up, and began swatting the fluffy monsters away from her. Unfortunately, this had the unintended side-effect of her Gauntlet slashing them up, and causing feathers to fly everywhere. This, combined with the volly of pillows being flung back and forth, made it almost impossible for her to see where she was going.
It was only natural that she collided with another agent.
"Hey, do you think you could tell me wha-"
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Christianne instead did the even more stupid thing and dove in between Veralyn and Eledhwen's body-pillow duel, dragging her partner away only to get hit right in the face by a small scent-grenade of a beaded pillow.
She looked at the overturned table, at a stray Hunter pummelling the hell out of another Agent - possibly a rookie? Christianne's deductions weren't up to snuff - and at the bar, and perked when she saw another scent-grenade pillow explode as it came into contact with her recent recruit Jeeves, who had overturned another table and was using it as a fort.
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...and chucked any pillow she could get her hands on after them, shoving other agents out of the way until someone managed to send her tumbling under everyone's feet with a well-placed body pillow to the shoulders.
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Sylvia stumbled backwards and tripped over a blonde agent lying on the ground.
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...as she dragged herself to her feet. Fortunately getting trampled by several people had cleared her mind a bit, and for the moment she no longer felt the need to hunt down the duo who had managed to escape her.
"I'm fine," Veralyn answered, brushing more feathers from her arms and picking some out of her hair. Turning her one eye on Sylvia, she then asked, "You wouldn't happen to have seen a bespectacled human teenager in paint-splattered jeans and a black t-shirt anywhere, would you?" -
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No, I don't think so. It's kind of hard to see anything right now." Sylvia brushed some feathers off her Duster with her free hand.
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Veralyn let out an irritable little huff - and then talked Sylvia to the ground just as a large bean bag chair went sailing over their heads.
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"Whaddya think?" by
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Spy Rooney had overheard the two. "An extra-vicious pillow fight, obviously! Doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to figure that one out, haha!"
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"Because I thought it was just a ritual involving fluffy white animals." Sylvia rolled her eyes. "Of course I know it's a pillow fight! I'm asking why!"
She swatted another pillow away with her Gauntlet, and again, the thing exploded into feathers.
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She then whirled around and began to beat the nearest agent to her with a rather stiff-looking memory foam pillow.
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Sylvia got to her feet and helped the blonde agent off the ground.
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Ducking another pillow, she asked, "What about you?"
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"Hey, is that the person you were looking for?" Sylvia pointed a bit down the hallway, and got hit again with a pillow.
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Veralyn squinted in the direction Sylvia had pointed. "Yes, that's her... And that's the she-elf I was fighting earlier," she added with a razor-thin smile. "Excuse me for a moment..."
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"Sheahlalalalala?" Sylvia stared at Veralyn for a second before shrugging and picking up a pillow.
"For Avalon!" Sylvia yelled as she charged after the other agent. -
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from the brawl that was her versus Agent Veralyn for a moment just in time to see Sylvia aiming a pillow for her head.
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Patrol Officer Taldaris shuffled around the room... by
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...calling out for his partner. Regulations dictated that DIA units should stick together in all circumstances. He didn't have much luck: the throng of agents kept him from seeing her. He could feel her mind nearby but every time he got closer to it a pillow flew up from near ground level and beaned him in the face. Fire Flash's mind-signature got decidedly giddier every time that happened.
He eventually decided to ask around to see if anyone had seen a overly-excited Earth pony in black armour tossing pillows around. Even if this was the PPC, that would be a singular sight.
Taldaris spotted a Floater agent about to throw a pillow at a DMS woman. With a quick flick of his wrist the Templar snatched the pillow out of the air and gently tapped the would-be victim with a clawed finger.
"Excuse me, agent, but have you seen--" Taldaris started, but stopped. It was that same elleth he had thrown a pillow at a few minutes ago, and he still had a pillow in his hand.
"This looks bad, I know, but..." his mental voice trailed off as the agent turned to face him. -
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and raised an eyebrow at the Templar. "What can I do for you?" she asked stiffly.
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Taldaris quickly regained his composure. by
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"Yes. I am looking for a little yellow pony, this high," he pointed at his knees, "yellow, and wearing black armour. You wouldn't have happened to see her would you...?"
A pillow exploded into the back of his head again, followed by a bout of laughter.
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searching for the source of the laughter.
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said Taldaris, making his way to the table. "I would like to apologize for the pillow-throwing earlier. I believe that it is my partner's influence--"
Yet another pillow smacked him in the face and something red and orange bolted in between his legs.
"Aw, you're not fun, Taldy! Liven up! Here: I'll help!" Fire Flash yelled and threw a pillow into a nearby blood elf. "He did it!" she said, pointing at her partner and ran away. -
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before anyone in their 'In Search of the Wayward Mini' group got other ideas.
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...Veralyn swung her pillow at the back of Eledhwen's head.
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and the pillow managed to hit Christianne instead.
"Oh, is that so? Attacking my partner and now me? You're going down, elfy!" shouted the human, pouncing on Agent Veralyn. -
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"Ohshi-!"
Scott was cut short as the pillow blasted into his face, sending him through the air head over heels.
Kira sat up groggily as his partner slammed into another take and broke it. A pillow bounced at his feet, and so he picked it up and hurled it randomly, too dazed to think. -
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...she was immediately beaned in the face with Kira's pillow, and fell back on top of another agent with a groan as stars began to dance around her head cartoonishly.
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Cale had no idea why there was an agent on top of her... by
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...or where she was, for that matter. "Aw, come on! We just finished that last-" The intern stopped whining almost as soon as she started, staring bemusedly at Caroline. "Why are you on my chest?" She began to squirm and claw at the ground.
"Get off, you're heavy!"
"Like you're any better."
Cale glared up at the table where her temporary partner was assembling a pillow fort.
"Narciss, why are we here?"
"It looked interesting, I wanted you to come, and you were asleep."
The troll shrugged and crawled inside her makeshift cave. "Now go, defend me!"
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Jack wriggled out from under her, only to pounce on her, straddle her in his normal Hunter killing position, and... well, try to claw at her. If it weren't for the pillows over his hands, he would have succeeded.
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"Ack!" Caroline gasped, grabbing a pillow... by
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...and beating her attacker over the head with it until he tumbled off. She then scrambled to her feet and howled, "Bring it, ya limp noodle! I've got a pillow in my hands and it's a good day to very feathered, so come on!"
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Narciss held her head in disbelief. "The pillows are for fighting with! Stain them with the blood of your enemies!"
"No, it's a pillow pet! I am surrounded by fluffy, warm items for sleep!" She held the pillow close. "I already named it, so-"
Narciss grabbed the pillow, prompting Cale to wail, "No! Give me back Squiddle!"
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to hold off Cale to introduce herself to Agent Caroline, but quickly gave up on restraining the intern and settled instead for seizing Squiddle from the troll and handing it back to Cale.
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"You aren't three sweeps old, you know," Narciss called after her. She looked down at the pillows surrounding her. She still didn't understand human military training. The projectiles had minimal risk of injury, and there seemed to be no objective. She shrugged, picked up a pillow, and let it fly.
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Spy Rooney plucked the feathers from his hair... by
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... and threw the foam pillow he had recently been clobbered with by Agent Fiona at the grey troll Agent.
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Narcis grunted as she plucked the foam from where it had impaled itself on her horn. "Cale, alchemise me a-"
"We don't have alchemiters here!"
"Oh, you have got to be kidding me! Get out of the damn fluff cave and help me!"
"Never!"
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"Oi!" Cale squeaked as the table began to tip over. by
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"Shit, shit, shit, I am dying!" She flailed, inadvertently flipping pillows off the fort.
Narciss snorted as she witnessed her partner falling into the gigantic mass of pillows, screeching all the while. "You are not dying, for Tolkien's sake. Get up and help me!"
Cale glared and turned up her nose. "No. I am going to do the sensible thing and rebuild my fort under a table this time."
"You could make pillow-arrows at least! Help me, for once!"
"We are way to close to everybody for archery to be a good idea."
"Then push them somewhere else!"
Cale decided at this poit that the best course of action was to run at her partner with a pillow. "Rooney! You shall be avenged!"
Narciss spluttered. "Did you just hit me?"
Cale wilted a bit. "Maybe..."
Narciss let a predatory grin spread across her face. "Then the game is afoot!"
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But Agent Jeeves, who had nearly tripped over Spy Rooney as he hurled pillows at the other Agents still fighting in the pub, heard Cale calling for reinforcements.
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It was a dragon, a squishy, warmth absorbing object, and Cale could not think of anything she wanted more at that moment. Nevertheless, she tore her eyes from the pillow pet to answer what's-his-face. Was it Jean? She promptly decided that it didn't matter anyway. "Thank you! I will set up the barricade, Terrence will go on offence, and you can distract that horned nutcase." It occurred to Cale for a brief moment that she had been rather brisk, and that the man might take offence. "Terrence is the name of the dragon."
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He hadn't expected the intern to remember him from that one fic with that one Mary Sue that got strangled to death by red string.
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Cale mused aloud. So I wonder if..." she let her thoughts trail off. "Oh wait! You were the uncle, butler, professor thing!" Cale clapped. "I remembered someone who wasn't an animal! Level up, and this isn't even my final for-" she stopped abrubptly. "Uh, that is to say, nice to see you again. Anyway, you can distract Narcis like this!"
She clambered on top of a table and cleared her throat, "It is a truth universally acknowledged," Narcis' head turned towards Cale with a speed that had to be witnessed to believe.
"Don't you dare, Cale!"
"That a single man in possession of good fortune," the intern continued.
"In Austen's name I will end you!"
"Must be in want of a-" Narciss charged, and Cale let a small sound of aggravation escape, crawling back under her table. She called out a cheerful bout of sarcasm to Jeeves.
"And that is how you taunt a classic literature junkie. That's the end of our class, we're out of time. Next period- How To Appease a Troll 101 (formerly known as Why Introducing Trolls to New Obsessions Only Works in the Short Term)." -
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"And this also has been one of the dark places of the earth," he ventured, putting a pillow at the ready in case the troll got incensed. "When the Romans first came here, nineteen hundred years ago - the other day -"
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Jack would have loved very much to start tearing up the squishy missiles, but again, he had a pillow over his face and two more over his claws. And he was wearing shoes. Today was such an awful day to be wearing shoes. He couldn't even shriek properly, with the pillow muffling any noise he made.
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...and then scrambled towards the woman who had helped distract him, diving under the table with her and an annoyed-seeming elleth.
"Thankies," the teenager panted as she watched the pillow war rage on. "I don't think he would have actually stopped at feathering me. I'm Caroline, by the way - Agent Caroline Moor, DMS. Who you be?" she asked with a grin. -
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behind their table shelter.
"Intern Cale! Agent Narciss! How did you two end up here?" she beamed at Agent Caroline. "I'm Agent Christianne Shieh, DMS, and this is my partner -" here she shoved lightly at Eledhwen, who was helping Jeeves aim another Pillow Pet at a fleeing Agent. "Eledhwen Elerossiel."
"Gi suilon," replied Eledhwen, not even turning as she watched Jeeves throw his Pillow Pet and hit an Agent wielding a Gauntlet.
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...just as a bean bag chair exploded against the wall directly behind her with a sound not unlike a gun going off.
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"Sweet Eru, the mess!" she cried, pointing to the exploded chair, gesturing to the floating feathers. "I'll be here for a century or two trying to clean it all -"
"Don't," suggested Christianne, pulling her partner into her arms and attempting to shooshpap her. "Shooosh. Pap. Shooooosh. Pap. Don't worry about the mess, Ellie. Shoooooosh..." -
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...and stuffing them in the remains of the exploded bean bag chair as well as she could manage.
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"Le hannon," Eledhwen said, smiling... by
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...at Agent Caroline. "Now, tell me, how did all of this happen? I was answering the call of nature when this started, so..."
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"Im'ma assume that means 'thanks'." by
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Caroline grinned and said, "All I know is that my partner was chasing Flutteryshy and me through HQ, trying to murder Flutteryshy for turning her skin urple, and then I got smacked with a pillow and collided with Veralyn." She put a finger to her chin and continued, "Then a bunch of pillows fell on top of us, and then we managed to tumble in here and--"
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"After all, it seemed to have disappeared between the pillows appearing and -
She was cut off by a vicious cry of "SHEE-AAAAAAHLALALALALA!" and a blond blur that flew at Eledhwen with urpley-feathered rage. Eledhwen shrieked, toppling onto the ground in an undignified heap, scrabbling and pummelling at her assailant with a nearby pillow. -
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Then she buried her face in her hands and muttered, "Oh, the various duties that I either worship or believe exist..." before stomping over to the elf-fight and grabbing her partner by the arm.
"Release me!" Veralyn howled, chucking her pillow at Eledhwen's head as she was dragged away. "I was winning, you stupid human!"
"Too bad!" Caroline snapped, dodging her partner's clumsy left hook. "Flutteryshy's loose in HQ, and God only knows what kind of chaos he's causing while we're getting pummeled here!"
"You lost the mini?!" Veralyn demanded. "You idiot! How am I supposed to get rid of this demonic skin color if we can't find it?!"
"I don't know!" Caroline said, kicking a random pillow. "But right now the more important issue is where it's he and what is he up to?" The teenager glanced at Christianne and asked, "If there's no hard feelings over Veralyn going pillow-crazy, would you or Eledhwen be tricky opposed to helping us look? Or anyone else?" she added, raising her voice a bit more over the din. -
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and looked at her partner, who was distastefully plucking out feathers from her hair as she talked to a DIA agent.
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The teenager glared at her still slightly-feathered partner and demanded "Do you promise to behave until we get him back?"
"Only if he turns me back to my normal color," Veralyn retorted. "Where do we even start looking for him?"
"Wherever he can cause the most chaos," Caroline answered promptly. She frowned for a moment, then said, "I'm not very well-versed in all the heavily-populated spots here, but I think Medical and the Cafeteria are good places to start. Do you have any ideas?" she asked Christianne. -
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Several pillows struck her in the back of her head as she reached the exit to the pub, but she paid them no heed.
Christianne ducked a whizzing Pillow Pet (the dragon was actually trying to breathe fire) and looked at the other two agents. "Shall we?" she asked. -
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"Better not've been," Caroline grumbled as she followed Christiane and Eledhwen out into the somewhat quieter hallway.
One more pillow slammed against Veralyn's back, showing her and Caroline both with feathers before they left the brawl at the Pub behind.
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Meanwhile, Flutteryshy was still wreaking havoc in the Cafeteria, cackling maniacally as he threw pillows, stuffed animals, and bean bags of all shapes, sizes, and colors (well... all Suvian colors) at the combatants in the room and watching as tables were flipped and stacked to create forts for the numerous alliances that were beginning to form between the more... spirited agents.
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Finally recovered enough to move... by
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...Kira crawled over to Scott and grabbed him by his collar.
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"Stinkin' lily-livered cowards!" by
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Kestrel crowed, and lobbed one last pillow at the two rookies' retreating backs.
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Unfortuately, by
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it just wasn't Kira's day, it seems, because Rookie Agent Jeeves chose that moment to launch a barrage of pretty tassel-covered throw pillows at the retreating Kira and Scott.
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Kira looked up as shadows descended upon him.
"Aw, cra-"
Kira was buried under pounds and pounds of pillows, the rumbling of which woke Agent Scott with a start.
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((Well, here goes nothing.))
Rookie Agent Sketch was sitting by herself at a nearby table, drawing in her notebook. Suddenly, a stray pillow passed in front of her. Sketch looked up from her drawing...And grinned, grabbing the pillow.
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Scott's date was sealed as a rogue pillow clobbered him in the head and sent him into the side of the doorframe.
The two rookie agents had gone dark.
I get hired to combat sues, and end up with an assload of pillows instead. What a life, Agent Scott thought as he blacked out. -
The DMSE&R Scientists... by
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who had just managed to escape the pillow downpour from their own section of HQ, emerged from the feathery mess to see the two passed-out rookie Agents just outside the pub.
"Dear me," whistled Bill.
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Potential salvation? by
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Kira could just barely feel his arms being wrenched, and pillows being theory aside as... Somebody?... Attempted to extract him from what he assumed was the bar.
Subconsciously, of course.
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"Tsk-tsk, these poor dears," sighed Lori. by
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"I'll take this one," she added, dragging out the unconscious pyromancer from the pile of throw pillows. "You get the other."
"Aye," agreed Bill, slinging Scott over his shoulders in a fireman's carry. "Onwards, dear."
Their cargo got hit several more times by feathery missiles on their way down the hall, and there were signs of pillow-fighting from elsewhere in HQ, but Lori and Bill started talking about their lab results for the Suemonella cultures, and pretty soon were at Medical. -
Gone to medical. by
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Kira could vaguely feel his back being pelted by pillows as the Somebody extracted him from the bar.
Pricks! Attacking a downed target! he subconsciously raged.
Similarly, Scott felt all his weight turned horizontal, and pillows pummeling his kidneys along the way. Internally, he sighed in defeat.
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Nurse Carlton Hearth rolled his eyes as he watched the two rookies wake up.
"Blacked out by pillows? Really?" he sighed, looking at their clipboards. "We had to move you into a separate ward because pillows appeared in the main one." -
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"Hey, those pillows hurt, man!" Kira whined in protest. As Scott sat up, he added, "And I saw him hit several hard objects!"
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"You two never went through an OFU, I presume," he drawled, before turning his attention back to the clipboard. "For your own sanity I suggest you two stay in here until the mayhem has died down. Which may not happen any time soon."
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"I'm down for that," by
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Scott drawled as he flopped back on to his pillow-
Pillow?
With a banshee-like shriek, Scott leapt up from his bed and sprinted for the door in a frenzy, wild fear in his eyes. Kira could only shake his head at the sight. -
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But he quickly sobered enough to seize Scott by the wrist, stopping the Agent from tearing out into the hall and scaring everyone. "Shh. I'll remove the Thing," he said calmly. "Be good, or I'll have you moved into FicPsych to deal with your Thing-phobia."
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...As Kira got up and lead him back to his bed.
"And usually I'm the one who freaks out," Kira mused.
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New story of mine by
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For you sci-fi loving bronies out there looking for a new story, I may have something for you. Normally I wouldn't ask, but I think this story will get the feature box on FIMFiction, and it's really the first fic of mine that was ever any good, so maybe some of you will want to read it. Sorry for what feels like advertising, even though it's just putting up a story for your critique.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/65368/Nuclear-Tears
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The time is ripe at the MBSFA... by
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for a crossover lecture with OFUM and OFAS.
I've seen posts on Tumblr about reminding the Sherlock fandom to be mature about the LotR and Star Trek fandoms and their canons (which somehow got twisted into a OMG SHERLOCK FANDOM IS SO IMMATURE THEY TURN ALL FANDOMS GAY versus DON'T BE A FANDOM POLICE WHO DIED AND MADE YOU AUTHORITY ON WHO CAN BE IN WHICH FANDOM argument), and I've seen the beginnings of the Bilbo/Smaug slash downpour.
So, hermione-of-vulcan, if I could get your help in cowriting a crossover lecture at the MBSFA, that would be fantastic.
And I'd love to borrow Bilbo and Smaug from OFUM, but as we all know, Miss Cam is no longer involved in the OFUs. So what am I going to do in that prospect? -
About OFAS... by
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The school year has just started, so I can't really throw something like a crossover at the students just yet.
However, I would love to do a crossover lecture eventually...maybe you could just drop a reference like "OFAS was going to show up, but time moves differently in the Trekverse, so we'll do that another time *evil grin*". Maybe it would be better to do it closer to the time Star Trek Into Darkness comes out, which is in May.
Though, it has already begun.
(Oh c'mon, badficcer, we all know it's Treklock. Because Trek is the adjective for Star Trek, as "Lock" is for Sherlock. "StarLock" just sounds like you made Sherlock into a Sue that came from the stars. Also, capitalization.) -
Woah, the hell is that? by
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I've seen Starlock and Treklock, so I'm not entirely sure on that (although Starlock is pretty vague; it could also be Star Wars, or Stardust, idek...).
Right, I'll get cracking on a Hobbit lecture, although then by timeline constraints I may have to shove the OFAS crossover lecture into another session of MBSFA.
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I don't remember how they did it in OFUM/HFA, but that sounds a little easier than an actual co-write.
As to the crossover name--it's not like it's official, but I think it should be Treklock. See Trekverse, Treknology, Treknobabble, and Trekkie/Trekker.
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Ha, the Cumberbatch Connection. by
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It's like all roads lead to Rome: all fandoms lead to Cumberbatch.
They had something where students from OFUM went to HFA, and vice versa. Stuff like translators were provided, and the staff of the other OFUs berated them for making erroneous connections (Draco Malfoy not being an elf, Gollum not being a house elf, etc) and the students ha to avoid literal pitfalls. -
WaitÂ… by
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…I remember that scene. That is the crossover lecture you were suggesting, right? Which I can't do yet. Besides, using that format would involve knowing the identity of Benedict's villain. Which probably won't be revealed until the day of release.
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I hear he's doing something related to Neil Gaiman. by
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Ah, yes, Neverwhere. He's playing Islington in the radio adaptation.
And yeah, I figured. I think by then Rose and Co would have graduated from MBSFA and there'd be a new session open, the plot arc of which may mirror the Blind Banker (slightly). -
OMG by
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*Fizzles out of existence*
*Fizzles back*
Yeah. I love Neverwhere. Though... I guess he's an actor getting a lot of work lately. But really, radio adaptations are lovely (or would be, if I currently had something to knit so I wouldn't get distracted by the rest of the internet.) -
*runs off to find Neil Gaiman's books* by
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It's okay. That means you'll have one crossover lecture a year, which makes sense, I suppose.
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Read them! Read them ALL. by
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His short stories are a good place to start, though, for the record - I recommend Fragile Things very, very highly. After that, American Gods, Anansi Boys, and Stardust are also amazing. And the Sandman series (which is DC Comics, or Vertigo publishers), definitely.
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I would also be interested in this answer. by
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Because I have something lined up which would really benefit from a chapter in OFUM - but, as you say, Miss Cam has gone.
As I see it, you have three options:
1/ Assume the PPC is competent to answer this question, and accept the community's consensus.
2/ Email Miss Cam and ask if you can borrow her specific OFU, rather than just using the concept. (If you do this, try and phrase it in such a way that you find out if she'll allow anyone to borrow it, or just people who ask)
3/ Since she never says we're limited to 1 OFU per fandom now, just have Bilbo and Smaug from some unidentified LotR OFU come over. I don't recall them really being in OFUM anyway.
Oh, or 4/ Find someone willing to write a Hobbit OFU (Official Fanfiction University of Wilderland?).
I think the first two are probably the best - and if I were to offer my opinion on whether you can borrow-with-attribution Miss Cam's OFU, I'd say yes.
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I'm not gone-gone... by
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Might not play around in PPC-verse anymore, but I am on LJ/Twitter/Tumblr etc, so feel free to poke me if something OFUM specific comes up.
To further clarify what my answer meant: It is okay to have a chapter visitng OFUM a la what Jay and Acacia did in the original, or make references to it or have some of the characters pop by. I don't mind people borrowing stuff as long as credit is clearly given and it's guest appearances, as it were.
It is not okay to use it so much or so frequently you're almost writing OFUM: The Sequel. I may do a minor Hobbit update to it, but either way it's my story to either continue or leave as is. -
Oh, this reminds me! by
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Speaking of references to OFUM, you may be interested to know that there's a psychic Wall of Mazarbul (also known as the Wall of Mazarbaaaargh) possibly residing in the bathroom with the Witch-Wall. At least, that's where the agents dropped it. It spawned in this bit of mission:
They stumbled across a wall that Gandalf discovered to be the record of the fate of Balin's folk.
"Yeah, because the pile of dead Dwarves wasn't enough to clue them in," Diocletian muttered sarcastically. The other agents, though, were more interested in what appeared to be the Wall of Mazarbul. Since it was given not much in the way of description, it appeared to be the entire Book of Mazarbul chiseled into a rather handsome piece of granite, complete with the trailing "they are coming" carved by what must have been a Dwarf extremely dedicated to stonework.
Nume leaned in with an arched eyebrow, giving every evidence of reading the wall. "The castle of . . . aaaaargh," he groaned with a ghoulish grin. "He must have died while carving it."
Ilraen blinked. "But if he were dying, he would not bother to carve 'argh.' He would just say it."
Nume's grin fell away. "Damn it, Ilraen, I can't tell if you're paraphrasing or just clueless."
It was Ilraen's turn to show his teeth—even a disguise couldn't teach someone who habitually had no mouth to grin properly, but the message was clear.
Suicide contented himself with a golf clap.
In defiance of the agents' increasingly desperate attempts to keep their sanity, Archir stood in front of the Wall of Mazarbaaargh and, being as special as he was, had clairvoyant visions of what had happened to the Dwarves who made their last stand.
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I'm sure the Witch-Wall appreciates it... by
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Though everyone else at OFUM might not ;)
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Well, the students certainly aren't supposed to. *g* Though, it could be a useful teaching aid when it comes to the history of Moria...
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Did Ilraen just quote Monty Python, by
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or am I imagining things?
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Yes. Yes, he did. by
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You know there has to be a limited amount of time you can spend in HQ before someone forces you to watch Monty Python. *g*
(Whole mission is here, if you're interested.)
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Fully understood. by
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You can imagine a salute here if you like.
In my case I plan (now) to briefly borrow either characters or setting - one chapter at most - to deal with drama arising from the long overdue first year of the Discworld OFU. I certainly don't harbour any desire to steal the place out from under you, even if I get teleported forward in time a hundred years. Well... no. Definitely not. ;)
(And I certainly never meant to imply you were 'gone' in any ominous, woe-be-unto-those-who-seek-her way...)
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I just wasn't sure exactly what I was being asked in the e-mail so I went to snoop for more details. I've had people ask me if they can continue writing it in my stead in the past, which I don't really want, that's why I stressed that part.
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Yeah, I can see that would be a bit weird. (nm) by
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Right-os, response from Miss Cam: by
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She did give the blanket approval for OFUs as long as credit was given, and told me that this approval extended to characters mentioned in OFUM as well.
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Excellent. by
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Thank you for doing that.
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"Well, you probably could borrow OFUM now and then a la what Jay and Acacia did, visiting, having special classes and what-not just not as a permanent PPC HQ/fixture or anything like that. It is its own thing, you know? As long as it's little stuff you wouldn't really have to ask every time."
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I asked her on LJ. by
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I've yet to receive a reply, though.
I could've sworn Bilbo was at OFUM, but I'm not so sure about Smaug. Still, OFUM is definitely in need of an update because seriously with the release of the Hobbit I am predicting Fifteenth Walker Sues (can we get Elrond in on Fundamentally Fourteen?) and Dwarf fan girls (Fili and Kili are too pretty for their own good).
I imagine any sort of OFU of Wilderland would be a sub campus of OFUM as a whole, like how the MBSFA is just the modern London campus of the BSFA (and I have the BSFA writer's blessing for the MBSFA). -
YesÂ… by
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Smaug was at OFUM. He was a member of S.I.C.T.N.I.T.M, despite not fitting the criteria. Nobody wanted to turn him away, if I recall. Well, now he has no reason to join it at all.
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Dear god, Dwarf fangirls? FIFTEENTH WALKER SUES? That... I have no words. I'm scared.
Personally, I think that Thorin may be ambushed by Sues. We can only hope that Orcrist will soon be known as "Sue Cleaver" as well. -
OH YES, FIFTEENTH WALKER SUES. by
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Here's one for your reading "pleasure".
She bosses the Dwarves around, is an Elf living in the Shire as Bilbo's maid/cook, and has an inappropriate name (Elves don't put Eru in their names dangnumbit!). -
Gyah by
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Dear Glod...that's frightening...
Okay, I have a resolution now...I shall finish my reintroduction mission before the release of the Hobbit movie, so that my agents are ready to help against the deluge. -
I predict increased mini-Balrog guards for: by
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Bilbo, Thorin, Fili, and Kili. Smaug's on his own; I hope his jewelled underbelly can deflect fangirl glomps.
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It looks like Lina was onto something with those dwarves...
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Because he IS pretty. (nm) by
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He's definitely not the stereotypical Dwarf. by
on 2012-12-05 01:23:00 UTC
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I mean seriously he looks like younger, hotter, and shorter Aragorn.
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Thorin doesn't look half bad, either~ by
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...WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!
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Soon as they started casting announcements... by
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I knew the Sues would come in droves. Richard Armitage, both leads from Sherlock, and that guy from Being Human? We're so doomed. Though I have to admit, while I dread the arrival of any Sues, I'd like to see some dwarf fangirls, because the dwarves deserve more attention than they get.
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Which guy from Being Human? by
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Which Being Human - BBCA or the stupid American version? Is it the guy who plays BBCA Mitchel? Please say it's BBCA Mitchel...
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He plays Kili. by
on 2012-12-05 06:03:00 UTC
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Aidan Turner - and yes, he played Mitchell.
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You have just made my day. by
on 2012-12-05 20:32:00 UTC
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Cannot type because my inner fangirl is doing the happy dance right now. Adrian is lovely~
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*Aidan (nm) by
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The fact that Holmes and Watson are now adversaries... by
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Makes me simultaneously laugh and cringe.
Smaug's a clever misanthropic dragon who gets riddled and witted at by some bamf little Hobbit who's not only a crack shot but one of those extraordinary everymen who have so much more to them than what's on the surface.
I wonder why the Hobbitlock writers aren't pointing that out instead of just making the two go at it.
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Richard Armitage is quite attractive. I saw him in North and South. Funnily enough, he played a character named Mr. Thornton.
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Ummm... Hi? by
on 2012-12-05 23:16:00 UTC
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I've been lurking around the PPC Wiki and board like a creepy stalker person for about two weeks now and I figured now was a good time to introduce myself. I go by the name of Malikai and I love fanfiction. I'm a "if-I-enjoy-watching-it/reading-it-I-try-to-find-fanfics-for-it" type of person. This often ends badly since stuff can get real forking creepy in fanfics, as I'm sure you know.I'm also one of those masochistic whack jobs who dived into some legendary badfics the moment I saw the list. I listened to Celebrian, My Immortal. Worst. Mistakes. Ever.
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Hullo! by
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Here is your Awake, free of charge. Well, not really. It's full of charge in actuality. Oh well! Remember to feed it espresso and love, otherwise it will repeoduce at twice the rate of your average rabbit.
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Thanks! by
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Espresso and love. Got it.
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Welcome a-Board! by
on 2012-12-07 03:23:00 UTC
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Ouch, my brain would start hurting for at least a week if I tried to read any of those without any MST-ish comments or at least a friend to suffer with me. I don't know how you stand it. But anyway, have a genuine wizard's hat thoughtfully (or thoughtlessly) embroidered with the word "Wizzard". It is very sparkly and not machine washable.
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Well... by
on 2012-12-07 19:24:00 UTC
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To be fair I did end up showing my brother legolas by laura. We laughed for hours. Thank you for the Wizzard hat.
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Welcome! by
on 2012-12-06 20:53:00 UTC
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Welcome to the Board! Have some of my world-famous hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Mix it with hydrophilic water for maximum amounts of Fun!
Yes, with a capital F.
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Woot! by
on 2012-12-07 19:21:00 UTC
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I needed some more hydrophobic water, I ran out a couple of days ago.
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Good to have you a-Board! by
on 2012-12-06 13:47:00 UTC
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Greetings, new friend! Help yourself to the sack of venomous arthropods. Don't worry; they
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on 2012-12-07 19:19:00 UTC
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I think I shall have a snake or two.
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Whoa! by
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Snakes aren't arthropods . . . you have created some bizarre centipedal serpent!
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Have some fudge!
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Yay! by
on 2012-12-06 19:20:00 UTC
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Fudge is always good.
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Welcome! by
on 2012-12-06 10:21:00 UTC
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You know, I'm glad I never went anywhere near those legendary badfics.
As a welcome gift, do please have this enchanted belt-buckle. I'm not sure what the enchantment does, but Agent Eagrus Khan assures me it must be something neat, because magic is involved. -
Magic! by
on 2012-12-06 19:19:00 UTC
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I need a magical belt buckle. I really do. Trust me legendary badfics should stay the stuff of legend.
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Legend or horror? (nm) by
on 2012-12-06 20:22:00 UTC
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Ciao! by
on 2012-12-06 04:39:00 UTC
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Hello fellow lurker-turned-Boarder, and welcome to the PPC. I see you've already taken the liberty of disposing of your sanity by reading some of the legendary badfics. I myself have only read the first and last chapter of Celebrian, but I find myself listening to dramatic readings of legolas by laura more frequently than should be healthy. I also tell people to read My Immortal and watch the horror in their eyes as they see why I informed them of it. It's a pastime.
I see you've been pointed to the right reading materials and loaded with blee-products for your endeavors into the dark side of fanfic, so here's a gift for your induction. It's a Utensil, usable as anything that can be classified as such. It could be a fork or a spoon or a pen or a crayon or even a spork peyon, if such a thing exists. Have fun! -
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Honestly I enjoy dramatic readings of legolas by laura way too much. It's just so ridiculously funny.
P.S. Spork peyons totally exist. -
I've but one gift to give. by
on 2012-12-06 03:37:00 UTC
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A sympathy shoulder pat.
Your poor eyes will recover from the bad, I promise you. -
I do hope you're right... by
on 2012-12-06 03:49:00 UTC
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I really wish to regain full use of my eyes. I like to be to see things other than Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and her icy blue eyes like limpid tears.
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GAH WHY WOULD YOU BRING HER IMAGE INTO MY MIIIIIIIND (nm) by
on 2012-12-06 03:56:00 UTC
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Mwhahaha... by
on 2012-12-06 04:17:00 UTC
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Misery likes company...
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Hello, newbie! by
on 2012-12-06 03:22:00 UTC
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Dude, right there with you when it comes to THOSE fics. I read a good third or so of the Legendary Badfic list before I even CONSIDERED joining the PPC - they made my mind up to join, actually.
Anyway, here is lots and lots of Bleep-related stuff. May it erase the mental trauma from your... Uh... Mind.
Also, huggles! -huggles- -
Huggles for the win! by
on 2012-12-06 03:34:00 UTC
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I have to take a break from badfic because I don't want my brain to go kablooey before I even get a chance to try to join the PPC. I do hope the bleeperin will help to cleanse my mind.
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Ooh, I like you already! by
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I think you might be the first newbie to respond to my huggles! All of my ~
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Cool name, bro. by
on 2012-12-06 03:15:00 UTC
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Hey. I lurked a bit too... and now I de-lurk when my studies permit. Have some antifreeze, distilled from only the most idiotic lemmings (It's part of a new batch!) some peanut butter, an extra large eraser, and three bottle caps. Also, don't go down the seven-hundredth and twenty third corridor on the right too far - there's a velociraptor loose in there. He's trying to make his partner return to the RC so that they can accept a mission.
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Thank you! by
on 2012-12-06 03:26:00 UTC
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I always thought I was on the cool side of things *trips over imaginary enemy Paco and accidentally drops glasses into the trashcan* Yep that's me coooool... Well I don't want to be the Sue that has a velociraptor on my case... Thank you for all the gifts especially the bottle caps. I will use them to make a small tower to ward off evil!
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As of my hopefully soon first mission, I think that the velociraptor's going to be on semi-permanent loan to the department of technical errors, but you're right. Poor Trask has only two qualifications for PPC assasin work, and they grow out of either foot. :)
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Welcome! by
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Heh, I lurked for a month before joining. It's fine, many of us started that way.
I see from earlier posts that you like Harry Potter and Percy Jackson, and you are a fanfiction adrenaline junkie. You are now my friend, as I share those things. :)
Let's see, for a welcome gift…how about a Puffskein? And some Bleeprin for that legendary badfic. You brave soul. I've read about as much of My Immortal as my sister (Apricot), and I barely made it through the PPC mission of Celebrian. -
Brave soul or nutcase... by
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Thank you for the welcome and the puffskein I've always wanted one. They seem really cute.
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Welcome! by
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First of all, have some bubble wrap.
I was a lurker for a while before actually introducing myself on the Board. I never actually read Celebrian, but I did read maybe halfway through My Immortal. This stuff has to be taken in small doses. I had quite a headache from reading too much My Immortal at once : ). -
I have a deep love for bubble wrap. by
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My brother is always ordering packages but they never have good bubble wrap in them. It's depressing. I also read the sporking of Land Before Time: Littlefoot x Cera (*shutters* that MURDERED my childhood) and legolas by laura. At least legolas by laura was funny because it was read verbatim on YouTube. My Immortal kind of just descends into random chaos after a while.
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Welcome! Have some chocolate!
If you don't mind me asking, how did you discover the PPC? -
Thank you for the chocolate. by
on 2012-12-06 03:41:00 UTC
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Hmmm... I'm not exactly sure how I discovered the PPC. I must have gone on one of my spontaneous google binges and stumbled upon it. It's sad that I don't remember since it was not all that long ago. I'm sorry if I posted an answer to this question twice; I thought I posted an answer but then I couldn't see it so I wrote it again.
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Greetings! Have a jaunty hat. by
on 2012-12-06 00:44:00 UTC
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It comes with a built-in Bleepka dispenser for your badfic overload.
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Thanks for the hat... by
on 2012-12-06 03:06:00 UTC
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I'm sure I'm going need it with all my brave (stupid) venturers in to some of the worst undiluted badfic ever written. Gahhh, I should probably stop this before I *really* lose my my mind.
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Hi, and welcome! First of all, you need to read the The Constitution, which is very very important. The wiki you already know about, but I'd like to point you toward the IRC channel, where people hang out and do a lot of nothing.
You also get a cup of tea as a newbie gift - just don't let the leaves eat you.
Oh, and Malikai? Don't even think about going into the Circle of Lemmings. There's enough badfic in the Pit. -
I'll stay away for as long as I can... by
on 2012-12-05 23:43:00 UTC
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which, with my track record, probably won't be too long. I've read the Constitution but I'm going to read it again just to be safe. Thank you for the tea! Can I use the leaves against other people?
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Tell me you at least read sporkings. by
on 2012-12-05 23:30:00 UTC
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That's the only way I got through My Immortal.
Anyway, tell us which fandoms you nose about in and as a Newbie gift have a weather control machine. There's a couple of pesky faults, but I'm sure you can deal with all the water in a hundred mile radius rising into the sky. It's not like humans are mostly water ... -
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Thank you for the weather machine. I'm not sure I should use it though, yesterday I almost drowned in a glass of water so...
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I did not read the sporkings... by
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I went right in for it. I guess I'm some sot of fanfic adrenaline junkie. I read so much fanfiction from a million different fandoms. I've written stories for Final Fantasy 7, Twilight(smh. I've got a serious love-hate relationship with that fandom), To Kill a Mockingbird, and The Magnificent Seven. I read all of those plus NCIS, Criminal Minds, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, InuYasha, Naruto, X-men, Batman, and many, many more. It's terrible sometimes.
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You poor thing. by
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What'd you have to go and read those for?
In any case, have some lemming repellent in case you ever wander into the circle of lemmings! -
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on 2012-12-05 23:31:00 UTC
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Well I guess I know where I'm going next my quest for fanfiction. I think I will take the repellent.
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Long time no post.... by
on 2012-12-05 23:43:00 UTC
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So anyone of the old guard still around, then?
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Oh, hey! by
on 2012-12-20 17:51:00 UTC
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I just decided to pop back after a long absence as well - nice to see another familiar face!
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*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* by
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Oh wow! Hi! I loved OFUM, it was so good! I can't believe that you're back! Allow me to introduce myself, I'm meow139, most people call me meow. I've been lurking since December 2011, and I can't believe that the legendary Miss Cam might read this post! Welcome back! Things haven't changed... Much.
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Funny I should decide to check the board... by
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... and see your post! :D
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Welcome back! by
on 2012-12-07 03:17:00 UTC
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Well, I'm certainly not part of the old guard, I'm more of a newish-middlish-bie, but it's nice to meet you! Your works are excellent, they really are.
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Um...hi! by
on 2012-12-07 00:05:00 UTC
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Welcome, back, I guess. That's... pretty much it. I dunno what else to say...
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Oh! Wow! Gosh! by
on 2012-12-06 22:37:00 UTC
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I'll go stand in the very long line of people, who just want to tell you that we are huge fans and very honoured that you have decided to look in on the board.
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Welcome back ma'am! *salutes* by
on 2012-12-06 18:10:00 UTC
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I can't believe that one of the most famous Boarders (not to mention the author of the first OFU) is back. It's an honour for me.
There has been sure an interesting amount of long-lost oldbyes returning to the board lately - could it be that the next ones will be Jay and Acacia? I hope that.
And, as usual, I can't think of anything else to say. -
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I guess I'm a midbie, not yet got Permission, but been around since about June.
As you have clearly been told already the OFUM is brilliant, as are Minis.
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Oh my indeterminate deities! Miss Cam! by
on 2012-12-06 12:54:00 UTC
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I'm nowhere near as old an oldbie as hS and Neshomeh, but I remember the last time you were on the Board. I joined in 2008. I don't know if you'd remember me; I was an over-excited newbie back then who asked to take over the mini-Balrog adoptions.
In any case, it's wonderful to see you pop back onto the Board again! :D -
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It's good to e-meet you, I enjoyed OFUM. Would you like some fudge?
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Wow! by
on 2012-12-06 11:55:00 UTC
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Good to see you back on the Board. I think you'd largely moved on by the time I started but I too remember you from old LJ days.
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Greetings! by
on 2012-12-06 09:44:00 UTC
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I just finished reading OFUM last week, actually - and a marvellous tale it was, too. I still haven't figured out what the ultimate evil is, though, unless it is something like 'it is actually whatever you imagine it to be'. Is there any more of OFUM 2 somewhere? I bet the fangirls' faces would be a picture when they see the mess the Canons made on their little escapade...
I guess I never expected to see you on the Board. Why, I'm half-expecting to see Jay and Acacia show up, now.
I would probably class myself as a new/mid-bie - I've been around long enough to get permission and write six missions, but I've not yet been here for a year.
I also thoroughly thank you for inventing minis. They are such amusing little critters, and there is so much fun to be had with them. My agents have found quite a number during their missions, and have adopted a few (who are causing shenanigans in the interlude I am currently writing).
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It is an honour. by
on 2012-12-06 08:43:00 UTC
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A very hearty welcome-back to you, ma'am. Have some hydrophobic water! Perfect for watering anti-plants.
I'm SeaTurtle, some midbie who has this odd fascination for the DoI. -
Re: Long time no post.... by
on 2012-12-06 08:27:00 UTC
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After spending a while staring at this post in awe: Welcome back(ish)?
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I am not but I felt a strange urge to come back by
on 2012-12-06 04:26:00 UTC
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Maybe because I got a vibe that you are coming back too!
Maybe it's The Hobbit anticipation... -
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on 2012-12-06 18:41:00 UTC
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Hail and well met, Founder of SIELU!
Oooh, I wonder if the movie release will bring a bunch of people back to visit? That would be so cool!
Quick, everyone! Grab the dusters and vacuums and mops and Febreeze! And don't forget to go under the couches and behind the Ypurs!
~Neshomeh -
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I don't know but it would be nice. I have started reconnecting with my tolkienite past. :)
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/sneezes at the dust by
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D'ya think the movie release will bring back Jay and Acacia?
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Another one! Hi! by
on 2012-12-06 10:01:00 UTC
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What, you thought you could sneak past us by not posting your own thread? You underestimate the observative...ness of the PPC Board.
Or just of me. Those aren't actually the same thing.
Welcome back!
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Re: I am not but I felt a strange urge to come back by
on 2012-12-06 07:09:00 UTC
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Hah, not sure I am coming back as such, mainly just poking in. But yes, excitement over the Hobbit has kinda made me remember the good old days of LotR fandom.
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So am I by
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I doubt I am fully returning - Real Life is too dang crazy - but it sure is nice to remember the good old days.
I am dreading the new wave of sqeeing fangirls unleashing themselves at Tolkien's much-suffering creating while all of us Old Guard who remember what life was like before the movies are too tired to fight them... -
Hellooooo... by
on 2012-12-06 04:21:00 UTC
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Am I actually talking to you? Is this really real?
So, as you can see, you're kinda a celebrity here. I cannot consider myself an oldbie of any kind, but after seven months here (I think? Ish? I introduced myself in May.) I no longer consider myself a newbie. That doesn't mean I can give you a warm welcome back though :). -
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Thanks for the welcome back.
It's nice to see the board is still getting new blood, so any newbie or middle-bie (?) is also totally cool with me. -
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I have been informed that saying hi is the appropriate response to seeing a member of the old order reappear. Contrary to my former beliefs, it is not squealing off into the sunset. So, hi there!
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Hi does just fine, yes :) (nm) by
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Re: Long time no post.... by
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Nice to meet you, Miss Cam. I don't qualify as a member of the old guard, having only been around since August of last year, but as a fan of OFUM, I'm honoured to meet you.
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Thanks :) It never ceases to amaze me that OFUM still gets the attention it does, but it's very flattering. Nice to see some new people around as well!
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Speak of the devil... by
on 2012-12-06 03:17:00 UTC
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I do believe people were just discussing OFUM. Nice to know that Miss Cam can be summoned by a concentrated discussion of fanfiction universities. :)
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Hah. It was more the LJ message I got with some questions about OFUM and the PPC that made me remember the board might still be about, but let's pretend I can be summoned by saying my name three times. It sounds scarier ;)
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Much scarier. :)
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*bows down and worships at your feet* by
on 2012-12-06 03:13:00 UTC
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It is an honor to meet you. Truly, I am not worthy.
I found the PPC through the OFUs, so I've always loved OFUM. I admire your genius in creating the format of the OFU. I may write an OFU, but I didn't come up with minis, course coordinators, or "learning through pain". You did.
I only wish I were as amazing. I look up to you, Miss Cam. -
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Now you're making me very Norwegian-awkward with all those compliments. But thanks, it is very flattering that a lot of people still enjoy it as much.
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Ho. Ly. Smorgasbord... by
on 2012-12-06 03:11:00 UTC
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Hello, Miss Cam! I'm KittyNoodles - which you can probably see by looking at my username. Hee...
Anyway, I'm a newbie, though after... three months? Four? Eh, after several months here I don't think I'm very shiny anymore.
Anyway, yes. Hi.
(Holy cow, I'm saying hi to Miss Cam! Eeee-- also, while I'm able, may I ask if you have any pointers on writing an OFU? Or anything in general?) -
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And yes, I posted a few pointers in your comment thread. That's why I decided to say hi as well, since people seemed to be discussing me.
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Thankies again for the tip~! (nm) by
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Oop, ignore the OFU question. I should have scrolled a bit.. (nm by
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I'm a newbie. by
on 2012-12-06 03:02:00 UTC
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But I've heard stories, both grand and terrifying.
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All lies, I assure you. Apart from the ones that aren't! (nm) by
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Good to know. by
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Back to eating pizza, then.
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Oh, hey! by
on 2012-12-06 02:53:00 UTC
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Don't think I count as old guard, having joined on after you left, but I remember you fondly from LJ days (which probably have not, in fact, ended. I should start reading that f'list again).
How are things in the frigid North? -
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Heya - I remember you! And yes, I am still on LJ though it's a lot more quiet these days.
Things in the frigid North and frigid and snowy but mostly fine. It's Norway, we're not exactly a hotbed of action. -
Pleasure to meet you. by
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Welcome back. We hope you enjoy your stay with us at PPC Resort and Casino. Your usual accommodations are ready for you and there is a complimentary mint in your shower. We'll have a word with the cleaning staff about that presently.
I'm Phobos, the Betraying Betrayer Who Betrays ™ and all around nice guy. -
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Salutations! by
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I was late to the party, but I was on the OFUM mailing list when it was still somewhat active. I adopted Arasgorn the mini-Balrog and got the official graphic and everything. {= )
I think the oldest person who still looks in at all frequently might be Araeph, but I'm not sure. I just learned this weekend that Nenya also peeks at things sometimes (and is a fan of Minbari). We heard from Saphie a few months ago, too, telling us about the projects she and Andy are working on.
Every now and then, somebody pops up, and it's awesome. Like right now. ^_^
~Neshomeh -
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Aww. The days of me making sucky graphics, I remember that. Hope your mini is still behaving.
Good to hear others are around as well! -
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Well... by
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The people who have been here the longest now I think are Neshomeh, Phobos, and HS.
Nice to meet you. I've been wondering what someone from the beginning of the PPC would think of it now. -
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I was always more of an honorary associate than someone involved with writing the PPC, but I guess the fact that I am old and ancient gives me some special privileges ;)
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I've only been around since '09. There are a fair number of people who have been around longer. It is a common mistake, actually. I tend to act like I've always been wherever I am, and people believe me.
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This feels not-right.
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Welcome back, ma'am. by
on 2012-12-06 01:07:00 UTC
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I am far from being part of the Old Guard, sad to say. I think I've been part of the PPC for... lemme do the math... four and a bit months. I lurked for quite a bit longer, and I have to say that the OFUM is one of the things that really interested me in the Canon Protection Initiative as a whole when I found it at about the same time as The Original Series.
Thank you, by the way, for hosting TOS on your website; it's where I found it, and OFUM by extension, and both really helped eleven-year-old me with catching on to a few hilariously obvious (in hindsight) Sues of my own sooner than I probably would have if I hadn't learned about the pitfalls of bad fanfiction in such an entertaining way.
Thank you also for creating mini-Balrogs and the mini concept in general, as the minis I've inflicted upon my agents are the catalyst for much amusement and mayhem. So, so much amusement and mayhem. :D -
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Impressive amount of new people here, I have to say! It's all good.
I've almost forgotten about my website, heh. But nice to see it's still useful for people. And hey, you should have seen my first fanfic attempts - those were horrid! -
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I'm a middlebie! Too long to be a newbie, haven't been here long enough to be an oldbie.
What writing projects are you working on now? -
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I still write fanfic, mostly Once Upon a Time stuff these days. Can find anything I write on A03 (just moved OFUM there as well) and ff.net.
http://archiveofourown.org/users/misscam/works
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How did you manage to get everything up on AO3 so quickly? by
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I've been very slow and inconsistent with streamlining my own account, and I haven't even gotten to the big seventy-five chapter monstrosity that is IAHF.
Also, being able to read OFUM in one long sitting with "view entire work"? Yes please. -
EEEEE! by
on 2012-12-06 00:45:00 UTC
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Sorry - I squeed. Love your stuff and am really happy yer back. \O/
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Heh, thanks :) (nm) by
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Another mid-to-late-guard, me. by
on 2012-12-06 00:42:00 UTC
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Insert the vain attempts to not be fangirlish here. Tis a pleasure and an honor to meet you.
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Nice to meet you as well! (nm) by
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Welcome back! by
on 2012-12-06 00:36:00 UTC
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Since I've only been here for about a year and eight months, I certainly don't qualify as part of any form of Old Guard. So, as somewhat of a middlebie, welcome back to the PPC! I hope things haven't changed too much from when you were last here. As to the very, very oldbies, I remember Saphie swinging back a while back.
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Quite a few new faces here, but certain things still seem the same here.
I lost all my OFUM2 stuff in a computer crash and RL stuff happened, so no, that story will probably remain as it is. If I do anything new with OFUM with will be a Hobbit special - I might wrap up some storylines there, I suppose. -
I'm a mid-guard? /bricked for terrible Norse myth joke by
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Hello again, I suppose!
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Vikings don't throw bricks. by
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We throw horned helmets :P
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That is true. by
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I think yours gored me in the stomach.
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Wow! Hi! by
on 2012-12-06 00:14:00 UTC
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I'm not sure I qualify for the Old Guard, to be honest... I remember emailing you once - maybe twice? - in great trepidation, but I can't actually recall seeing you on the Board...
Anyway, wow. I'm sure you've heard this 10^6^6 times before, but I'm (still!) a big fan of a lot of your LotR stories (old, I know, but I still enjoy them). So I'm going to take this opportunity to thank you for writing them. Really.
hS
(PS: Probably the oldest person we still have around - 'oldest' as in length of membership, that is - is Kaitlyn. Since I'm married to her, I have no qualms about pointing her this way in the morning. ~hS) -
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Your name actually look familiar, so I think I vaguely remember you and your wife :)
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Gyah, it's Miss Cam! by
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Can I have your autograph? Also, I think that hS is still around, but I don't know who else was part of the Old Guard.
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You can have my cyper-graph, will that do? (nm) by
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Okay. (nm) by
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Re: It's been too long. by
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"So do they have some purpose they've come back for?" He paused to concentrate on the conversations taking place in the hall. "Arguing about tech versus magic, fanboying...the Flowers? Who would do that? They don't seem to be that different really." He raised an eyebrow suggestively. "I wonder what their HQ looks like?"
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Interesting, most likely. by
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"I don't know, to answer all of your questions," Kali said. "A lot different from ours, though, from what I could gather. Why, did you want to go see it or something? I'm relatively sure that might destabilize the time-space continuum if you already exist there. Of course, I'm going by SG-1 'verse rules with the possibility of entropic cascade failure." She shrugged. "That's just a guess, though; this could be routine for them."
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Take it to the top on the next one? by
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"We should have a few days at least before failure, but I don't think we should stay that long. The idea brings up almost-memories from the one I should have been in my homefic. You know they sleep for hundreds of years and then wake up to see how the worlds have changed." He nodded. "I definitely want to go. The potential nostalgia factor is very high. And curiosity. That factors in as well."
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((Shifted to top of page)) (nm) by
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Quick question before completing my interlude by
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Does anybody mind me mentioning Nathonea Dewstan of FicPsych? Seeing as the psychologists have finally caught Cyba, Sigma and Phi, it would make sense for the trio to see her about their particular predicament, rather than somebody else.
If this is fine, I'll announce my interlude posting on this thread once I'm given the OK. -
New interlude! by
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Chapter 7: A Tale of Two Hives (wherein Joke lives up to his name at Cyba's expense, and brings Mess along for the ride, naturally).
http://cyba-zero.livejournal.com/2757.html
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Yup, makes sense to me. by
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I suggest reading at least her first appearance for background if you haven't, since that's probably the only time she was written with direct input from her creator.
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I don't see why not.... by
on 2012-12-06 16:38:00 UTC
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On her wiki page, it says she's free to use as long as you ask on the Board, which you have.
In fact, I agree that it would make sense for them to see her. I can't wait to read the interlude! -
Also a note for KittyNoodles by
on 2012-12-06 09:56:00 UTC
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If (Mess,) Joke and Flutteryshy ever meet, we are so doomed. They have a similar sense of humour, if different methods.
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You don't say... by
on 2012-12-07 07:27:00 UTC
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Hee.
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Hello PPC...Agan! by
on 2012-12-06 17:18:00 UTC
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Well, after my little...informal greeting in the IRC chat (I just wanted to see how you all worked, I did not mean to take over discussion like that!) and properly embarrassed myself both with my mobile/tablet/lump-of-garbage acting up and my inability to spell, I decided once I had a proper computer, I would introduce myself! Properly!
I've been lurking around the wiki for about, oh, two weeks, reading sporkings, and chuckling at the antics of Agents, when last night I decided to see the community in action. How interesting that someone else that same day decided to do the exact same thing. I have a feeling that if we ever become agents, she'll probably be my partner. Well, I'll leave that to the Flowers that Be (look at the newbie, using PPC terms) if I ever get the chance.
To answer the questions I know you are going to ask: I found you guys on TV Tropes while looking at Protecters of the Multiverse for a potential story I was writing/planing, thought the premise was humorous and noble to say the least, and decided to see if you sporked some Friendship is Magic badfic. You did. KittyNoodles, love your work so far, I loved the sporking of Rainbow Factory. I have to wonder, how would Caroline react to the goodfic Fallout Equestria? Anyway, sidetracking. I already know about the wiki (duh), I have read Da Rules, and got through about a third of the original series. There were only so many 'secial gurl join da Felloseep, and has one or mor o the felloshiep fall in wuv wit hur,' with subsequent murdering of said Sue. I intend to finish the seres at some point, but school and new fics/sporkings come first.
As for the name, it's in reference to that story I was thinking about making. If you want more information, I would be happy to share, but without some serious changes in his character, I have a Gary Stu on my hands
(But I don't have women falling in droves to woo me! I was not even going to GET a romantic partner!)
Sorry, with your powers, you'd STILL be a Stu.
(Curses.)
I know.
Anyway, I'm glad I gathered the courage to finally able to introduce myself, and semi-dedicate myself to this little community. -
Sorry I didn't welcome you earlierÂ… by
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I like to give the newbies personalized gifts nd I couldn't think of anything until now. So, have some writing utensils of your choice for that story you're writing. I know I go through them when I'm writing something.
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Ciao! by
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Sorry for the belated welcome, but Real Life has decided that for the entire month of December I should have no free time whatsoever. So. Here I am. On with the spiel.
Welcome a-Board, newbie! I see you've already settled yourself into our ranks and added your own brand of crazy to our sanity-free community (well, not really sanity free, just sanity lacking). I can't say that I share your interest in MLP, but Doctor Who is one of my more recent obsessions, so I will happily chat endlessly with you about such things if you so wish.
On that note, have some salt, pepper and arsenic shakers. They're shaped like Daleks. -
Hello and Welcome and Things of That Ilk by
on 2012-12-07 16:13:00 UTC
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As a welcome gift have a floating pen. Just try to use it in places you can reach the ceiling.
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Welcome! by
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You look like a very keen new person, and we're glad to have you, as the long list of posts below me testify. Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object, and make yourself at home!
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Ooh... Shiny... by
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Shiny things and some pebbles to fidget with... You know how to win an ADD heart.
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Hullo there! by
on 2012-12-07 04:18:00 UTC
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I come bearing a self-aware adjective! Here, have an Awake. It's a lovely creature, really. Just remember to feed it lots of espresso and/or caffeine unless you want to breed the things.
Note: The Awake is not an edible creature, although it does look delicious. -
Everybody in this comunity is CRAZY! by
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And I'm loving every minute of it!
(A self aware Adjective? Fasinating, in this univerce, words can come to life, not only bearing a physical form, but also personify it's very definition. I'm never going to sleep with this thing nearby, and considering how the ironic overpower works...)
Jumper, is that what I think it is?
(What?)
Character.
(Hilarious.)
I'm serious!
Thanks, someday I hope to repay all you guys for the gifts. Perhaps by learning how to spell. Or perhaps a poem a good frend of mine wrote. It has nothing to do with the ppc or any fandoms, but it's a very good poem. -
Gift, belatedly. by
on 2012-12-07 16:54:00 UTC
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Here, have a cup of tea. Just don't let the leaves eat you. And yes, the community is slightly (well, quite) crazy. There's a reason you're asked to leave your sanity at the door, after all. And, besides, people who spork badfic have to be a little crazy.
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Aw, you're welcome! by
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We're very free with our gift giving here, so don't fell obligated! Just remember to welcome the newbies!
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Response belatedly by
on 2012-12-07 21:22:00 UTC
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I dont feel obligated, I just feel that I should. Wait...
This is quite the warm welcome, with you self professed grammar Nazis putting up with me and my spelling inefficiency (though I am trying), even giving me things to role-play with. Actually, I have to make a list, I do intend to use every item at some point in some form of role play, be it on this board or somewhere else. Still, I feel thankful, and hopefully can find the darn poem. It's by my friend Jacob, about love, life and depression. It's very well written, but I semi-ruined it for myself when I thought about how the girl may be a Mary Sue. Argh. -
Welcome a-Board! by
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Hello dear neophyte! As I see that you've already read pretty much all of the "required" reading I will cut to the chase and give you your gift.
*rummages around in large sack*
Ah! Here we go! I hereby present to you a propeller cap that takes you wherever you want to go through deus ex machinae and magic.
P.S. For help with spelling, if you use Google Chrome instead of Internet Explorer or whatever it has a built in spellchecker that can be pretty helpful -
Good to have you jumping a-Board! by
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Greetings, new friend! Have a quantum leap!
*blue lightning effects*
Congratulations! You are now occupying Justin Bieber's body! -
Oh sonova- by
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Dang it, of all the possable bodys, like David Tennant, I get Justin fracking Bieber!
...Although...
(chorus of Baby plays)
And I was like, Mary, Mary, Mary SUUUUE
Gary, Gary, Gary NOOOO,
Mary, Mary, Mary SUUUUUE
I thought my OC was fine!
If anyone else got sugestions for PPC'd Justin Bieber songs (as much as I may dislike it let me know. This might ust become a thing. -
/insert terrible chanting here by
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If I was the Canon, I'd never like your Sue
She's trampled over Rory and made Amy quite blue
She's party-ing with Daleks and dancing with the Oods
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Very nice parody by
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Unfortunately, the parody muses have desided to not grant me anything to rebuttle with. Still, I like it!
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Wait till the PPC Holiday Songbook comes 'round again. by
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I love making up PPC versions of Christmas carols.
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Holiday Songbook? by
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OK, is there anywhere previous incarnations of this exists? I simply must know. Oh man, "Deck the Halls with Sue Intestine," "Roudolf the Red-nosed Suethor," "Grandma got comatosed by a badfic," and of corse, "I saw a Flower kissing Sana Clause."
Give me a bit, perhaps tomorow morning (Alaska time, so, like, noon everywhere else)and I'll have some PPC song parodys. Look at me, first day and I'm helping! - Well, take a look. by on 2012-12-07 02:47:00 UTC Link to this
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It will be coming soon! by
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I'm just, er, trying to write something to start off with first. And it's not quite coming together yet. But I figure I'll take this weekend to see if inspiration strikes, and then if not I'll go ahead with it anyway. {= )
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Oh and see, the Sue made me misspell Angel. by
on 2012-12-07 02:30:00 UTC
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Although admittedly that could've been my point.
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Hey, hi, hello! by
on 2012-12-06 23:59:00 UTC
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Have some lemming repellent for the circle of lemmings (although now I must give you the obligatory TRAVELLER BEWARE warning o' doom about that site), and welcome!
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Wha-! by
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Lily!
What have you done!
YOU'VE SPOILED OUR SHINY NEWBIE!
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Like a bunch of lemmings scare me... by
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I mean, they're just a bunch of illiterate, dumb rodents right? Yeah, that's totaly what you mean by lemmings. Right? ...Right...?
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YOU WERE WARNED. by
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Also holy crap, you can html post titles, who knew this.
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It was fair warning. by
on 2012-12-07 01:05:00 UTC
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Also, I write two OFUs. Surely I'm evil enough.
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...Guess I gotta let you have that one. by
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All I do is babysit immature humanized expressions of my personality and physical capabilities.
Speaking of which, it's MST night, I should probably make sure that Monocle is tied up and locked in the closet.
You don't want to try and explain why the theater is burning from giant, blade-like slash marks on the walls to the cops, trust me. -
*snickers* by
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(Have a crunch bar while I'm at it too...) That's gotta be as great as sharing your pre-finals headspace with a genteel velociraptor and a mildly pissed off (ex) Space Marine Mechanic. The ex-sniper is, thankfully, nowhere to be seen... wait. That's not a good thing.
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Lemmings... by
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BACK YE SMALL ILITERATE RODENTS! BACK I SAY!
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Welcome! by
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Hello, World-Jumper! Welcome to our fine Board! Here, have some Bleepnerds. They come in urple and glose!
Also: Somebody read my sporking before joining up (or at least while they were doing the required reading)? I... hee~
Anyway, I'm glad you liked the sporking - although, since Riese helped me write the second half, I can't take all the credit for the mission being as good as it is (or for managing to stay sane the whole way through.) Might I suggest you check out WarriorJoe's sporking of Cupcakes, too? It's excellently done (and better than mine, really.)
Since Agent!Caroline is PPC!me, I can safely say that she knows Fallout Equestria exists, but chooses not to read it for the same reasons she wanted to destroy 'In which pony juicers kill my soul'. Most likely she'll end up peeking at it out of curiosity during an interlude, and then we shall see what she/I think/s of it. :) -
Eee! by
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I was waiting for you to show up! Even though you're new compaired to the others, you still make some of the best sporkings (at least that I have read) as well as creating very strong characters. Hope to see more of your work in the future.
Now, if you realy want to freak out, I personaly enjoyed reading your two sporks and interludes than the original series. No I'm not kissing up...
(Yeah you are.)
Shoosh.
Yes I did read the Cupcakes spork, as I said earlyer. You can scroll down if you want my opinion on it, but the tl;dr version: I liked it.
Well, if you DO ever read Fallout Equestria, I would love to read 'your' reaction. I will say, it is very dark, but very very well written. The charicters are fairly strong, and the author somehow makes 'Equestria post nuciar apocalypse' make sence. Give it a shot, and be sire to read at least five chapters before jugeing TOO hard.
Ooh, blee...nerds? What in the name of Celestia was Wonka thinking? Oh well, thanks. I'm sure the sweet blast back into sanity will be helpfull. -
-blinks as though she's been smacked between the eyes- by
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Er... Wow. Thank you! But there are probably a lot of missions you haven't read yet - personally, I don't think I'm half as good as some of the more seasoned PPCers...
'Snapback' is AWESOME. Reading it is what inspired me to join up.
I'll keep that in mind, that bit about not judging Fallout Equestria too soon. I might even give it a go sometime this week! :)
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Haroo! by
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It's hilarious that you should mention my sister's Rainbow Factory sporking. What were the odds, seriously.
But I'll let her bask in her own glory, there.
All I'm here to do is present you with:
An atomic F-Bomb.
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An atomic F-bomb? by
on 2012-12-06 21:33:00 UTC
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I'm sure there's no way this could-
OH WHAT THE FU-
*BOOOOOM!!!*
(MUHAHAHAH, MU, MUHAHAHA!! THAT'S FOR MY LIBRARY!)
___________
What happened above is not cannon to anything. Now, you say your sister wrote the Rainbow Factory spork? She's a good writer, I love the characterization she managed to put in for the agents, and portraying perfectly the rage of a true brony (I know she uses the term pegasister, but I know several other female bronies who hate the term, so I just use brony, to be safe. That and I would have done the same thing) I am completely invested in the two agent's future, and hope to see more from them. Hmmm, now if I can just find a World of Warcraft-FIM crossover badfic...
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If you're looking for us in teh footurez: by
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Expect MSTs from me (either Specs and Co. continuum or one if my other continua), and missions, co-writes and maybe MSTs (at least one that I know of) from Kitty.
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Hey there! by
on 2012-12-06 20:50:00 UTC
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Welcome to the Board! Have some of my world-famous hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. A Time Lord's favourite drink!
So, we've got another Valve fan! Here, take this HEV suit as an extra gift. I'm yet another Valve fan waiting for the day that Episode 3 will be announced...
Tell me, have you read the killing of "Cupcakes" by Fritz and Silas? It's also a very good read.
*le shameless self-plugging* I also sent an agent into the Rainbow Factory, if that's any interest to you. -
A... A HEV suit... I... by
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...I dont know what to say, other than THANK YOU!!! While I am not usualy a fan of first person shooters, Halflife was one of the best games I have ever played. Gabe, if you don't make episode three soon... I'll just wait some more, like we have so far.
Alright, enough of that silliness. Yes, I've read the Cupcakes killing, and I must say, I cheered when Pinkamena's neck broke and all was well. That was a fantastic sporking, and I loved every moment of it. Actually, I've read ALL the MLP:FIM sporkings, because I had a compulsive need to read what agents had to say about my *little* fandom.
However, for my character OUTSIDE of the PPC, I was presented with a conundrum. You see, Pinkamena was going to be one of his enemies, because he helped create her. He saw the signs in pinkie as a young filly, about three months after she got her cutie mark. While she was great with parties, a rock farm required her to do more work that she just could not do as well as the others. Because rock framing is a very hard lifestyle (pun not really intended, but welcome) her father started to yell at her for not picking up the slack. He never hit her or anything like that, just rough on her.
She started to go insane, and scared about one of the dreams she had one night: her standing over the body her father, a bloody knife in her mouth. Jumper, visiting to collect some stones he needed for ...something, tried to prevent Cupcakes from happening. Instead, he split Knife-happy Pinkamena from cannon Pinkie, and fought her, hoof and nail, trying to kill her. All the fics and popularity kept her from dyeing though, so he locked her inside a different grimdark version of Equestria, to be forgotten.
Each pony (or person, depending if she found her way into another universe) she killed, he found as his responsibility. The blood may not be on his hands, but the mark rested on his soul. However, I wanted him to interact with the PPC. If you killed the original fic, Pinkamena's life support essentially failed, and the whole Pinkamena plot line I thought of was useless. Still, I found a solution, I think, but no need to get into that now.
Oh, so you also sent an agent into the dreaded Factory? Which one, the intelligence report, or the extra agent who was called in in the second half? Either way, I loved it, and you did a good job helping to kill that blasted thing.
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DoI forever! by
on 2012-12-06 21:33:00 UTC
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I do Intelligence runs, not assassinations. If you're looking for Kilroy, try to page Riese on the Board.
According to the latest rumours, Episode 3 is in Limbo until the dev team gets their act together. It's still being worked on, albiet at the conceptual level. Have you ever played Portal, by the way?
That's a pretty interesting backstory for your potential agent. There has been some talk a while ago on "freelancing" or previously employed badfic-killing specialists joining the PPC, but the idea has never really been implemented. -
Greetings! Have a jaunty hat. by
on 2012-12-06 20:19:00 UTC
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So many new folks...I'm gonna need to make more hats...
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Hi, have some fudge!
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Ooh, fudge! num num num... by
on 2012-12-06 20:24:00 UTC
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As for what I enjoy, any game made by Valve, The Elder Scrolls (spesificaly oblivion and skyrim), Fable, LOTR (not as much as you lot though), the Inheritance Cycle (deal with it), Doctor Who, Warcraft to an extant, Warehouse 13 though I've missed a lot of it, Minecraft, and while it's not nessicraly what you're asking for, the SCP-foundation. I'm sure there are more, but that's all I can think of at the moment. If you were asking for fandoms I am a part of, however, basicaly just the brony fandom, with dabblings in the Portal and Doctor Who fandoms.
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Whoa, a Fable fan? by
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And here I seriously thought I was the only guy who liked Fable.
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Cheers! by
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I was a fan of fable for a while, but when I found the moding community for fable one, I was hooked. I was testing so many mods, though I could not make any myself. It's been a while since I've played it though, having moved on to other games. Still, a very fun game. Good times, good times...
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Re: Cheers! by
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God silly, sexy, and very much British times.
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First! *Skids to halt.* by
on 2012-12-06 18:52:00 UTC
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Hey there, Jumper! I'm Sevenswans, and school has eaten my life as well. The last newbie got my vial of antifreeze (distilled from the Lemmings of the Circle of Lemmings,) so you're going to have to deal with string, a pocket-sized model of the Taj Mahal, three oranges and a roll of Gaff tape as your introductory gift.
Your name actually makes me think about some stories I wrote, back in the day - and a story I'm still writing, where the multiverse is vast and traveling it is a pain in the ass that people actually do undertake on a fairly regular basis. Also, I've co-written or run writing workshops for several years now, so I'm fairly good at rehabbing borderline sue's and stus, if you wanted to throw any info at someone.
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Re: First! *Skids to halt.* by
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(Hmmm... If I had a growth ray, I could have a life-sized model of the Taj Mahal in my library!)
Now now Jumper, I'm not sure weather you can even HAVE your library.
(WHAT!? Oh come on, I travel to worlds represented by fiction, I need the work of fiction to travel there, therefore with a pocket dimension, I have a library that contains every written work, published or not, so I can travel and learn! It's like the Doctor's TARDIS, but cooler for me!)
...Yeah, either you're not getting it, or you are going to have to take Apocrypha from Hermaeus Mora by force, which would confirm your status as a Gary Stu.
(...We'll work on it.)
Indeed.
Thanks for the gifts, I know there are plenty of things one can use... Gaff tape? It it like duct tape? Still, perhaps I can MacGyver something with this stuff. Or make orange juice. Whatever.
As for the help with the character, I would very much appreciate it. While I don't have a huge amount of time at the moment, I would be happy to provide more information about who he is, and how I wanted to use him later. -
Aha! by
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Do I detect a fellow Elder Scrolls player? *Grins.*
I tell you what, have a D&D-verse Bag of Holding. It's not huge, but you might manage to fit a few books in there. I guess that's close to a pocket dimension, and without being a 'Stu. -
Ooh, a bag of Holding! Gimme-gimme-gimme... by
on 2012-12-06 21:00:00 UTC
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(...A bag of holding? I could of had the greatest library in existence, but instead I have a generic, small, d&d bag of-)
-Ignore him, he's a little upset at me for making him less powerful, just so he does not BECOME A BLODDY STU AND GET'S KILLED RATHER THAN BECOMING AN AGENT!
(*Pffffht!*)
Immature little...
Thanks for the gift, if I ever do make it as an agent, I will be sure he uses this. I must admit, I could not get into D&D, table tops just take too long when the entire group is learning how to play. However, RPG video games, expeshaly The Elder Scrolls, are just too much fun. While I almost always play a good, knight-in-shining-armor type character as my main, the Daedric Princes' quests are always worth doing, especially Sheogorath. After becoming a brony though, I wondered what would happen if either Sheogorath and Discord met, or if they switched places. What a perfectly maddening, chaotic prospect that would be...
Unfortunately, I have not played as much of the elder scrolls as I would like. I beat Oblivion, game of the year edition with my Divine Crusader Paladin, and managed to get fairly well through with my evil and Sheogorath-want-to-be characters, but then I lost the disks and I am sad :(.
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TES 5 by
on 2012-12-06 21:58:00 UTC
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Get Skyrim; enough said. It also runs via Steam, so once installed, no disc required! Epic game, beautiful graphics, and there's a new expansion coming out in January (or earlier, depending on your platform).
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Oops, getting ahead of myself. by
on 2012-12-06 22:01:00 UTC
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Silly me, didn't read other threads before posting. Looks like you already did get Skyrim. Enjoying it?
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Gaff tape is the theatre equivalent of duct tape by
on 2012-12-06 19:18:00 UTC
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It peels off cleaner, though, and is preferable for paint, wire, and lighting work. I used to wear a roll of each as bracelets when I ran props and was on set build in high school.
Lovely. I am a sucker for improbable libraries, by the way. And when life throws you lemmings, make lemming-ade! /Gets bricked by the rest of board. -
Wow I'm dumb... by
on 2012-12-06 19:43:00 UTC
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I'm even an actor, I should know this! Oh well, people can afford to be ignorant at times. Still, I hope you can save him. He's my brainchild afterall...
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Shakes fellow theater-person's hand. by
on 2012-12-07 04:00:00 UTC
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I did odd jobs mostly when I was in theater; I'm at best a mediocre actress, but I do love building improbable set pieces and then admitting to my directors that they're saddled with them for the foreseeable future since I used an old lighting pole for the base of the design. (Oh, but that was a fun tree to build...)
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Oh, that's me by the way... *forgot to log in grumble* (nm) by
on 2012-12-06 19:14:00 UTC
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I've come to a decision. by
on 2012-12-06 21:40:00 UTC
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As I assume a good deal of you know, I have been threatening the board with a second permission attempt for at least a few weeks now.
Well, after some time to think it over, I've decided that I am actually not going to try for permission again.
This isn't just some spur of the moment thing to cause unnecessary drama. I've thought good and hard on this.
My reasoning is simple: I lack the maturity in skill, my writing style is too whimsical to accommodate the structured, if wacky nature of mission writing, and I just don't have the capacity to write missions on my phone.
With Christmas coming around the bend soon, I could end up with a tech upgrade; but that still leaves me hanging on the other two points. I just can't make myself think like an Agent - I think too much like SC: cynical, snarky, not-entirely-on-point, always preoccupied with other thoughts, etc.
However, this doesn't mean I won't write; I love doing MSTs. In fact, part three of my Narnia MST is almost done. So I'll definitely be doing MSTs whenever I can.
And hey: the rules do say that I can plug stories as well. I probably won't do that as much, but definitely keep an eye out if you follow me on DA.
I felt the need to let people know because I've been very talkative about permission and missions and agents for a while now, and this suddenly clicked in my head. I like READING stuff by the PPC, and I enjoy being on the board - but I don't think I can bring myself to write for the PPC. That's something for those more apt than I.
So, to summarize: I'm not going for permission, but by all means, send fics my way to MST, I'm all up for that. -
Well done on what is clearly a well-reasoned decision. by
on 2012-12-08 01:19:00 UTC
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Can't really say much more than that! Missions are far from the be-all-and-end-all of the PPC.
MSTs are great fun to read and write, so I'm glad you're going to continue with those! :D -
Re: Well done on what is clearly a well-reasoned decision. by
on 2012-12-08 04:21:00 UTC
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The nice part about MSTs is that I can be as ridiculous as the fic I'm MSTing and not get in trouble for it.
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Hey by
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Well, self-awareness is always good. Especially when it comes to knowing when you ought to wait and see if your skills improve.
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Naturally. by
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Just because I'm not writing doesn't mean I don't plan to keep trolling you guys.
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Well done! by
on 2012-12-07 08:27:00 UTC
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No, seriously - the Cult Of The Mission-Writer is so strong these days I'm actually impressed to see someone consciously choose not to join it. Because writing for the PPC isn't actually the heart of the community - and yet sometimes people act like it is, like you're a second-class citizen until you have attained the rank of Holder Of Permission.
On the flip side - darn, there goes the Department of WhatThe's only potential recruit. :P
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See, I never knew that. I was just thinking for the benefit of my skill, really.
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I'm looking at it. by
on 2012-12-07 16:44:00 UTC
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It's right behind DoI and DoGA on my list of departments to try out.
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Hey, it happens. by
on 2012-12-07 04:15:00 UTC
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For the record? I applied for permission way back when, and then commenced to write absolutely nothing PPC-related for the better part of five years. At least. There's no pressure on you whatsoever to write PPC stuff alone - or even at all, to be honest. We don't kick people out for deciding not to go that route.
I think I said - I hope so, anyway - that quite a bit of the stuff on your Deviant Art had potential. I don't make a good agent type, either, and I know I never will. I write stuff like this, and I just can't stomach the idea of ripping someone else's story apart with an agent. But nobody's ever tried to force my hand to writing one, or anything like that. There's no reason why anyone here should feel pressured to write in a way they don't want to - so stick around, write as you will and never be afraid to plug it here*, and see where the road takes you!
Anyway, I'm glad you're sticking around, and glad you don't feel pressured or upset about this whole deal; I look forward to seeing where your works go in the future. -
I forgot to comment yesterday by
on 2012-12-08 15:19:00 UTC
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Because I was lost in your journal. But damn, the word worlds are singing in joy. (I especially liked how you managed not to give too many colors or other visual info in the one linked, which would fit in a very low-light environment.
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Thanks a million. by
on 2012-12-07 15:18:00 UTC
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Yeah, you definitely said something to that end about my stuff.
And I'm glad to know that I'm not BWEAKING DA CAHDINUL ROOL of the PPC by not writing missions. -
I've also come to an injury. by
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Do you think Medical will cure broken toes?
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Poor bruder... by
on 2012-12-07 03:09:00 UTC
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Yes, I did just use German again. I spelled bruder wrong the first time, I think...
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Oh the poor German. by
on 2012-12-07 07:58:00 UTC
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You're still spelling it wrong. It's Bruder. In German you capitalize nouns.
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Is that really a spelling error? (nm) by
on 2012-12-07 16:45:00 UTC
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Err, yes? by
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Capitalizing words is a thing, you know. Like in english*.
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Is it the same as spelling, though? by
on 2012-12-07 19:35:00 UTC
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Serious question. Because spelling is usually using the wrong letter, not the wrong form of it. Typing a word like THIS isn't a spelling error, for instance, so why would This be?
I've often wondered this. It's not really spelling, punctuation, or grammar, so... what is it?
(That said... whether it's a spelling, grammar, or ultratonication error... writing Bruder with a lowercase B is still an error)
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Or a typographical error? by
on 2012-12-08 16:17:00 UTC
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THIS isn't an error if it's done on purpose (and it would be hard to type a solitary word in uppercase any other way), but This could be if you accidentally whacked the Shift key while typing, or something like that. Though, I think capitalization errors are more akin to spelling errors than anything else, even though they aren't exactly the same. In both cases, it's the wrong letter character.
And anyway, improper capitalization does create minis. {= )
(What is ultratonication? Dictionary.com doesn't know, either.)
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Thanks for the mini clarification! by
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See, there's a character on Star Trek: Voyager whose name is B'Elanna Torres, and I was wondering if B'elanna was a mini. Now I know, thanks!
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You're welcome! (nm) by
on 2012-12-10 17:47:00 UTC
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And knowing is half the battle! (nm) by
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Why, it's a capitalization error! by
on 2012-12-08 06:02:00 UTC
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Yeah, I goofed. Bruder is written/typed Bruder. :D
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Re: I've come to a decision. by
on 2012-12-07 00:27:00 UTC
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What continuum are you interested in? If I see something that isn't long enough for a mission, but is still bad, I'll send it to you.
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I see what you did there. by
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Well, I'm a Jack of Many Continua - I'm good-but-not-great in a lot of them.
Here's a rough list to start though:
Tales of Vesperia
Final Fantasy 7
Kind-of-sort-of Narnia
Lost Odyssey, somewhat
Final Fantasy 13, up to a certain point
I used to be a huge Warcraft nerd - more than Kitty, once upon a time! (Scary thought, huh?)
Assassin's Creed, full stop.
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To each their own, mein brudder. by
on 2012-12-06 21:47:00 UTC
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And hey, you can still hang out on the Board - you wouldn't be the first PPCer to stick with being a Boarder/beta-reader/MSTer/overall chum buddy! We still love you no matter what - and who knows? Give yourself some more time, and maybe someday you will be ready! :)
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Or I'll be a persnickety old coot who hates them damn kids. by
on 2012-12-06 21:51:00 UTC
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But hey, at least I'll be a PROPER persnickety old coot.
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Hee... (nm) by
on 2012-12-06 23:36:00 UTC
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New mission. Harry Potter x Labyrinth. by
on 2012-12-07 20:06:00 UTC
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I have been following the discussion about the possible change and evolution of missions with interest, and I will definitely try to challenge myself more with future missions. That said, this mission is rather traditional. Hopefully, it is at least somewhat funny.
http://rc170.wordpress.com/2012/12/07/smells-of-rose-aka-the-enemy-of-my-enemy/
Minis found: slitherin, Luscious, Blaze, hogmead, Hogsmead, Wesley, Deatheaters, Deloris and fire whiskey. I'm sure at least some of them have homes and they'll be sent back. The others will be adopted by the agents.
And then I have an epilogue, which is me being meta. Very, very meta. I really have no defence, except that I have gone soft and I just couldn't stand the thought of that poor homeless mini.
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*chuckles* by
on 2012-12-09 10:39:00 UTC
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I've only ever seen Labyrinth once, but that was enough to know just how horribly OOC this fic was in the majority of particulars. I love the agent dynamic as well - Saxo and James are a delightful antithesis to each other and the bickering was spot-on. :D
I sort of hope Saxo never runs into my DIC Agent, William Marshall - William's a half-blood, pro-Muggle Auror and a survivor of both Wizarding Wars. That would probably get very messy indeed. :P (Actually, I think I lied when I said I hope they don't meet. It would be entertaining. XD)
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Thank you! by
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Yeah, it sounds like they should not meet. Definitely not. That would be baaaad! :D
I'll fix the capitalizations right away. I was sure it was right, but stupid of me not to double-check.
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Oh man, now I'm so tempted to suggest some sort of entertaining interlude where they meet up, possibly in a crowded area, and discover each other's loyalties, just to see what kind of fallout would occur. XD
Mistakes happen. It's okay. This is why beta-readers should get their own beta-readers, to check they haven't missed anything! :D (Also I am a total SPAG fanatic. That and obscure trivia for my favourite fandoms seems to be the biggest thing I can contribute to the PPC. XD) -
Re: New mission. Harry Potter x Labyrinth. by
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This was pretty darn funny. (Also, Yay! Canons I know very, very well.)
Oh, man, I'd forgotten about Stephanie. That is going to have to be a hard one. (Also, Saxo and James might actually get along on occasion, though they vehemently deny it? Who knew?) Also, the ex death eater wanting to put things back to the way they were in his fic was an awesome way of getting the gist of the entire backstory... though it's made me think about watching my back while I wander HQ. :) -
Aha! Canons I know! by
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That was fun. I thoroughly enjoyed seeing the agents interact - and was convinced that they were who they were supposed to be. James' semi-quoting and generally Sir-Didymus-y character was particularly eye-catching.
There were also some lines that really amused me: "Trust Snape to have a well stocked laboratory wherever he goes. Trust him on nothing else, but trust him on this."
And the whole thing with Saxo and Lord Tomdemort near the end - that was a brilliant character moment. I applaud you.
On the flip side, there were some fairly clumsy paragraphs. The following caught my eye:
"James scooped up the mini-Aragog, slitherin, like he had seen Mittens do many times and tried to place it in the backpack. Apparently he lacked Mittens’ skills, for slitherin wiggled in his arms and when he tried to stuff it in the backpack, it bit him. In the end he had to be content with letting it ride on top of the backpack."
That's three instances of 'backpack' in as many sentences, and it did break the flow (to the point where I copied it to mention it). But it was the only one which hit me that hard. In general, this is a problem that can be solved by synonyms ("rucksack" or "bag") or just rewording ("letting it ride on top.")
As to the epilogue... that was pretty darn meta. Fun, though. And an interesting way of solving the problem. ;) I also liked the reappearance of James & Saxo at the end - a nice closure to (this piece of) their tale.
All in all, fun times! Thank you for writing that.
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Re: Mission (spoilers) by
on 2012-12-08 05:19:00 UTC
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Ah! You found a perfect crossover for James and Saxo to mission in together! With parts of each agent's home canon being defiled, they each had reason to set aside their differences and work together, if only for a little while. (Also, man, do I love reading their lines in the voices I imagine for them.)
That perfectly logical reason for teamwork, combined with the shortness of the mission, gave it some real velocity. This was a good choice, as the sheer idiocy of the canon's out-of-character natures meant that little evidence was really required by the reader to see that this was a badfic. That pace really pays off at the end, when the mission seems to be about to end like every other . . . and then you slam your reader with Saxo's internal plan to off his partner and recast himself as a major shaker in the Potterverse. It hits with the force of a runaway train, and it really does seem like such an easy thing to do . . . the choice doesn't seem like it has an obvious solution, so I really was left wondering if Saxo would at least try . . .
His final realization that he really has nothing to go back to is a major turn in Saxo's personality. I suspect he'll be a bit more into PPC agency, at least for a little while . . . but I have to wonder if he'll get such an itch again. Also, whether James will have a similar "moment" where he realizes that his new PPC life really is for life.
Oh, there's an epilogue. I must get to bed now, but I shall read that tomorrow night and comment again, hopefully. But first! Errors!
"'Yes. Then we can go back to ripping each others throats out.'"
"In the fic it turned out, that is was actually Tom Riddle, who wanted the help of Jareth and his goblins in the war against the wizarding world.
"James scowled at the scene and picked up hogmead, the mini-Aragog." Here we are, the true sign of the PPC's maddening nature: You've misspelled the misspelling hogmaed (unless it got copy-pasted wrong in the badfic quote just before this line.)
"The was another mini-Aragog, Wesley."
"There’s another mini. It’s must be ‘Deatheaters’."
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Thanks! by
on 2012-12-08 08:52:00 UTC
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I was lucky to find this fic. Most HP / Labyrinth badfics are huge and glittery and have the wrong story for my purpose.
And thanks for your kind words! I'm not sure whether Saxo will dedicate himself more to the PPC now or whether he will eventually go rogue, looking for a way to bring his family back. Time will tell.
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You've also created... by
on 2012-12-08 10:32:00 UTC
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... the most meta-mini I've ever seen:
they were dragged back to Hogwarts, where the mini-Aaragog Blaze showed up.
What sort of mini is 'mini-Aaragog'? Is he a mini-Mini? And what on earth would be the shape of that?
I propose that misspellings of mini breed names become mini-Typos - animate words with some characteristics of what they're meant to be. So mini-Aaragog would be the word 'Aaragog', covered in spiky hair, and with far too many legs and eyes.
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Aww. by
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I was hoping for a regular sized spider... Still, maybe I could manage to adopt a mini-Typo... they probably like to live in the dark spaces under beds: I could just about fit it in a dorm room.
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Re: You've also created... by
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*hangs head in shame*
But an interesting question. If he is a mini-Mini wouldn't that just make him a regular sized spider? I really like your idea with the mini-Typo. But whatever he is, he is gone now.
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... that something like the short-lived hogmead, as a typo by you for the mini hogmaed, would by a mini-mini-Aragog, and therefore either a very small spider ('regular sized') or, potentially, a full-sized Aragog (which would explain why it is a very bad idea to make them). A misspelling of the breed of mini, however, is you misnaming a certain class of typo - you made an error in naming 'spelling a name wrong', essentially. Therefore the 'canon' is 'group of all names for spelling a name wrong' - in other words, minis - so it's a mini-Typo.
And has hairy little legs and eyes in the 'a's, 'g's and 'o's. Sort of like this:
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You know, I suspect that this conversation is the reason I dreamt that the black kitten had far too many eyes and a couple of extra legs. *shudders*
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I suggest... by
on 2012-12-08 20:14:00 UTC
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...that they go to the same space where single socks, lost pencils and the like end up. And party hard.
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Seconded. (nm) by
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Goodfic co-writes? by
on 2012-12-07 22:08:00 UTC
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Remember Firemagic's idea? Well, I'm up to the challenge. My topmost fandoms are, currently, Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha and E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy. Is anyone else interested in a co-write?
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Doing that cowrite right now... by
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But my fandoms are Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and Avatar the Last Airbender/Legend of Korra.
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Firemagic and I are already working on a Nanohalock fanfic.. by
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But for anyone interested in cowriting with me my fandoms are the Tolkienverse, Harry Potter, Narnia, Axis Powers Hetalia, BBC Sherlock (and other Sherlock Holmes adaptations/the ACD canon), and Battlestar Galactica 2003.
Along with other minor ones like Inception and Gattaca and all those other films but that can probably be figured out on a case-by-case basis. I'm one of those writers who, if she has the time, will watch/read the other person's canon if needed. :'D -
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My top fandoms currently are Supernatural and Zombies, Run!, though I suspect more people would recognize the former rather than the latter.
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Sounds Fun, if I can get away from revision long enough by
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My fandoms (that I think I have enough knowledge to write in) are Harry Potter, Song of the Lioness, Firefly and Primeval. Though I shouldn't be allowed to play with the Firefly characters. *Cackles evilly*
Also, Des, really sorry about not getting round to betaing your fic when I said I would. Completely forgot about it and really sorry. -
'Tis fine. by
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Stuff happens. I'm certainly not holding this against you. Since I know Harry Potter (and I think there aren't a lot of people who don't), let's try for a (chooses a fandom at random) Primeval x E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy crossover?
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That sounds good by
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Primeval has the bonus of portals that lead to other times and being able to cause alt realities.
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New MST! by
on 2012-12-08 04:57:00 UTC
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So, we wrote this thing, and it took ages because stuff got in the way, but we finally got it finished, so here you go! Enjoy!
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Huh, but I... WHAT! by
on 2012-12-09 23:43:00 UTC
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Who DAREWD do this... this unholy massacure of the Artherian Legands! I love the legands, I have since I was a kid. Lancalot was one of my least favorate knights (Tristan was my favorate, though it helps we share the name) but this... This is the literal screwing of my childhood!
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Hum. by
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I'd like to remind you that we do not go after Suethors/Bad Slash authors/bad crossover authors/badfic authors in general. As much as some of us want to sometimes - I'm pretty sure I and Firemagic want to do some pretty bad things to "TSAB DOWNFALL: Halo War"'s author.
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Just... wow by
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meeblewibble eep. *Hides under bed.*
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The descriptions were comparatively tame, though. by
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Aside from the twisted testes and stuff...
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What made it so disturbing, though... by
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...was the clinical way all of...that...was gone about.
'And then they [clipped description with lots of big words like 'sphincter']. And it was truly fascinating.'
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You're welcome. Yeah, the author of these stories really knew how to write beige porn. And it's terrible.
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In the springtime, the wild Arthur goes through a biological change known as Suefluence. While Suefluenced, Arthur will do things to Lancelot.
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Now, see here as the wild Arthur cautiously approaches the Lancelot. If you'll just look closer, we can see him performing his characteristic act of stupidity as he prepares to commit sordid offences against canon. /David Attenborough impression
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Ah, and here we see a wild Guinevere approaching the duo. This is a risky maneuver, as it could cause Arthur to fly into a jealous rage.
...Unfortunately, it seems she is welcome in this madness.
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A-freaking-men. Let's get out of here before they pull us into their debauchery.
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Yes, let's. by
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Run away!
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That was... so very disturbing... by
on 2012-12-08 09:41:00 UTC
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There's just so much to hate about a threesome between Arthur, Lancelot, and Guinevere. Especially written like that...
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Aw, thanks! :)
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My... my childhood...! by
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Oh my god.
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*giggles*
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In which Hobbitlock is discussed, and Smaug has bad breath. by
on 2012-12-08 10:28:00 UTC
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Chapter Nine of the Modern Baker Street Fanfiction Academy.
I was hoping to put the climax of the story in this chapter, but then I got carried away with the crossover seminar. Oops.
Also, since Smaug and Bilbo from OFUM actually don't really have personalities assigned to them, I decided to turn Smaug into a dragon who eats his feelings because resurrection wasn't very kind to him, and Bilbo into a Watson-like no-nonsense... 'sober companion'? I tried not to deviate too far from canon though, obviously.
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Besides the fact that it even exists by
on 2012-12-08 19:52:00 UTC
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1) That people try to sexualize dragons in the first place. Honestly, biology is what, freshman year of high school? Also, Tolkein dragons are not nice. I mean, you could possibly have an excuse in Earthsea, where they can take human form if they want to...
2) Can you imagine a dragon in Hobbiton? I was actually just reading the Hobbit (again, my mother is using it for her class' English assignment and keeps asking me which dwarf is which,) and a very loose paraphrasis of one of the lines where Bilbo almost decides not to go adventuring basically reads as "he thought of dragons arriving in Hobbiton," and it wasn't a good thing.
3) How haven't I been reading this? Sherloaf Holmes indeed! (I've always been tempted to try writing the Red Leech or the Politician, the Trained Cormorant and the Aluminum Cruch myself - seriously, there's so much room in this fandom for OC's if they're clients...) Also, I like the idea of people attending multiple fandom universities. I mean, it's kind of sad if you assume that people just don't learn their lesson, but on the other hand, I'd attend several of them on purpose if I could. (I do have some distinct advantages - since I don't drool over anyone I wouldn't get mauled quite so frequently. :) )
4) You know, your OFUM feeds its students way better than my university does. (Even if Sherlock and John are like college students in that they live on takeout and whatever has taken up residence in the fridge...)
5) Damn. Now I want to write an Earthsea crossover where Sherlock is able to deduce the true names of things. Very, very useful for a wizard, but on the other hand, they'd both need use-names and I'm terrible at those... I could name Sherlock "Hemlock" or something, but that seems like it would be way too predictable. No clue what John would be yet, besides there and taking it all in stride. :) -
Very, very good! by
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It was a great idea to have Smaug and Bilbo drop in. Not only because it made for genuinely funny scenes, but also because it helps to give a feeling of connection between the different OFUs.
On one hand I hope you will be doing more, but on the other hand it was such a great lecture and really set the rules for any kind of crossover, so I understand if this is the only one.
And now I want Superwholockvengers goodfic ...
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Curiouser and curiouser by
on 2012-12-14 16:39:00 UTC
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This really is a neat take on the PPC. It makes so much sense that a guy like this is wandering around. The little details included in this series really help to make the PPC more of a place, I think rather than just a collection of pure nonsense (not that the PPC could survive without the nonsense!).
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Lovely mission by
on 2012-12-10 14:35:00 UTC
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You know, I get the feeling the TooManySecrets is sitting there, hunched over a screen, terrorizing the rest of HQ's technologically minded people.
Also, if you had to pick a console that would be sentient, the one that belongs to Luxury would probably be one that would be better off not receiving that gift. -
Good. by
on 2012-12-09 09:19:00 UTC
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I like this guy, and his "missions" too - it's quite a refreshing take on the PPC.
Now I am curious to see what the other two investigations will lead up to...
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Paging Avatar: The Last Airbender Fans! by
on 2012-12-09 17:42:00 UTC
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This A:TLA and Sherlock crossover has recently been brought to my attention. The reporter on Consulting Sue Slayer said Sherlock could be a replacement Sue. I'm inclined to lean towards the positive on that one, but I'd like a second opinion from someone who knows the A:TLA fandom better.
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Hijacking--I've found a collection of Snape/OC fics. by
on 2012-12-10 17:07:00 UTC
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Well, "found" isn't the right word. This morning, I got a notice in my inbox that one of my old fics had been added to somebody's favorites, so I went to scope them out. In their Favorite Stories, there are 1000+ Potterfics that all seem to be about Snape and original characters. I warn you, it's slightly mind-boggling to look at so many in one place. O.o
I have no idea what kind of quality we're really looking at here, since I haven't had the courage to click on anything. The summaries do seem to be relatively well written at a glance, though. I guess it's possible that there are that many decent Snape fics with OCs in the world, but knowing the quality of mine, I'd guess mediocre at best. Plus, I've just spotted one where the OC is a werecat ("Teacher's Pet" by MissBlackthorne). That can't be good...
On a personal note: I've been collected. That's so weird. O.o
(Sadly, I've only seen the first season of Avatar, and from the other comments, it seems like both seasons are involved.)
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on 2012-12-11 03:31:00 UTC
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Don't you just hate to see you've been favorited by someone who might write badfic? :(
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Erp. by
on 2012-12-11 03:03:00 UTC
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Is Rose just a popular Sue name or have we found another Rose Potter?
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Lily. Lily, stahp. Stahp, Lily. by
on 2012-12-11 03:29:00 UTC
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Your punctuation is slipping.
Anyway, is this going to be another mass extermination like that Mulan/Pirates of the Caribbean/etc. fiasco? I will happily volunteer all of my agents if that's the case. -
Neshomeh is a species of Butterfly! by
on 2012-12-10 22:13:00 UTC
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Yeah, raiding collections can be challenging. Oh internet, where every day is serendipity day. :0
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Or a stamp. Or an old and/or rare coin. Or a pressed flower. (nm by
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Re: Or a stamp. Or an old and/or rare coin. Or a pressed flower. by
on 2012-12-11 13:59:00 UTC
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The pressed flower could be considered offensive, though.
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It could? by
on 2012-12-11 18:52:00 UTC
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...It took me literally as long as it took to type that title to realize you're referring to the Flowers That Be.
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'Involved' is a strong word by
on 2012-12-10 18:46:00 UTC
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Considering that there's been so much damage done to the setting of this - not really the characters, aside from Korra having way too short a lifespan (Avatars usually last centuries, and Aang died young because he spent that century in an iceberg), and Sokka (a nonbender) having strong bender offspring (How is John Watson Sokka's descendant? They look nothing alike, and - ugh, nevermind.) This is the equivalent of saying Lord of the Rings happened in World One, all the elves and hobbits and not-humans died off except for a few, and everyone else was mindwiped into believing it's actually the Dark Ages.
And woooooow that's a lot of Potterfics. -
Actually that analogy isn't sound; by
on 2012-12-10 21:55:00 UTC
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LotR was set in England way way back; the framing device is that it is the Red Book of Westermarch discovered by a guy named Aelfwine. In fact, Luthien, or Luthany, was Tolkien's original name for England.
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Fine, then by
on 2012-12-10 22:45:00 UTC
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Blame my faulty knowldge of LotR. The Discworld comparison is more apt, and the fic is still very wrong.
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Sorry if I sounded rude, but yeah. by
on 2012-12-11 00:05:00 UTC
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Don't worry by
on 2012-12-11 00:47:00 UTC
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You didn't sound rude. Also, that pic :)
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Actually... by
on 2012-12-10 19:43:00 UTC
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Isn't LOTR set waaay in Earth's past?
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Yes. (nm) by
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*headeskdeskdesk* by
on 2012-12-10 14:38:00 UTC
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Yeah... also, the tone is so chipper for Sherlock that I'm leaning towards both him and John having been shoved in a plothole somewhere. Poor John, I can just imagine...
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Having just read the first chapter... by
on 2012-12-09 18:08:00 UTC
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Well, no. There is no way that the ATLA verse can be World One - the most obvious part being that the landmasses are completely different. Then, you have the fact that the Industrial Revolution in Korra was fueled by bending and the Fire Nation (the most machine and engineering focused nation) suddenly being able to share its knowledge with the world. The most basic history aspects are too different to reconcile with the 'real' world, especially since Amon's anti-bending technique was reversable by the end of the first season of Korra, and never went beyond one city! Plus, the entire ecosystem is different (ordinary animals like bears are considered extremely exotic.) And no memory-modification technique, to my knowledge, exists in Avatar except for the Dai Li stuff, which would be impractical on a large scale.
And I'm pretty sure that John would have found out if he could bend. It's normally something that is quite obvious, given that your element will react to your emotions - Katara was able to break open an iceberg while untrained because she was ticked off, there's no way John wouldn't have found out before then. Also, him being Sokka's descendant makes no sense when SOKKA COULDN'T BEND. And boomerang fell into the freaking ocean. How did it come back?
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Well by
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Well, no. There is no way that the ATLA verse can be World One - the most obvious part being that the landmasses are completely different. Then, you have the fact that the Industrial Revolution in Korra was fueled by bending and the Fire Nation (the most machine and engineering focused nation) suddenly being able to share its knowledge with the world. The most basic history aspects are too different to reconcile with the 'real' world, especially since Amon's anti-bending technique was reversable by the end of the first season of Korra, and never went beyond one city! Plus, the entire ecosystem is different (ordinary animals like bears are considered extremely exotic.) And no memory-modification technique, to my knowledge, exists in Avatar except for the Dai Li stuff, which would be impractical on a large scale.
And I'm pretty sure that John would have found out if he could bend. It's normally something that is quite obvious, given that your element will react to your emotions - Katara was able to break open an iceberg while untrained because she was ticked off, there's no way John wouldn't have found out before then. Also, him being Sokka's descendant makes no sense when SOKKA COULDN'T BEND. And boomerang fell into the freaking ocean. How did it come back?
So yeah. This fic is incompatible with most worldbuilding parts of ATLA and Korra.
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Thinking of going for permission, any advice for Ava? by
on 2012-12-10 01:31:00 UTC
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I'm thinking of going for permission eventually, and I've been trying to come up with two good, well-developed agents. I have one agent who I think is pretty good, OC wise, but as for Ava.... I'm worried that Ava may be a bit too sue-ish. I don't know if this is against the rules, but I just want to hear any suggestions that anyone might have for making Ava a better character.
Name: Ava Brooks (Full Name: Ava Mary Brooks)
Physical Appearance: Ava is of average weight. She has shoulder length copper ringlets. Big brown eyes, full-ish lips She's tall. She is fifteen years old. She wears glasses in order to read.
Personality: Ava is an optimist, very positive. She's loyal and makes friends easily. She's of average intelligence. She can be a bit vain, sort of self centered. She can be selfish and very dramatic. Over-reacts VERY easily, hates getting dirty. She wasn't to be a doctor, loves to read, does ballet and writes as a film critic in her school paper. She's a potterhead, loves LOTR and has read Twilight as part of a study on Mary Sues, and she hates it. Her favorite color is pink ("I can't help it that the Sues love it, it's a nice color!" ~ Ava) Glitter annoys her.
Back story: She joined the PPC because her cousin, Katie, is a DMS agent, who said she could join when she turned fifteen. Ava is from the real world, Australia, and she has two older brothers and two little sisters.
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She WANTS to be a doctor... by
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That was a stupid typo. Don't worry, I plan to have betas when I actually write. Ugh.
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We stand corrected. by
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And what Nesh said - she might be lots of fun working in medical as some sort of pre-college interning experience.
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Hmm... by
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I do sort of like that idea. Maybe she could be a frequent visitor to medical, maybe even to the point of transferring if Mary Sues doesn't work out, not quite sure. But that certainly is an idea, would be some nice development, and I would like that a lot.
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Small note. by
on 2012-12-10 16:52:00 UTC
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The description "copper ringlets" smells a bit purple to me, as opposed to "curly red hair" or something like that. It's just one description, and not a problem by itself, but lavish, overblown catalogs of the OC's appearance is a writing feature commonly associated with Sues. They have orbs where there should be eyes; they have waterfalls where there ought to be hair; they have rosebuds where lips should be; they have porcelain instead of skin; etc. Figurative language is fine now and then, but if it comes up all the time, it adds up to some very impractical and inhuman-looking characters. So, just be very selective about where you use it. {= )
I'm also confused about the part where she "wasn't to be a doctor." Did you mean "wants to be a doctor"? If not, why is this important? If so, how come she joins the PPC instead of going to college to study medicine? Is she signing up for Medical, perhaps? We haven't had too many stories set there, and definitely not from a staff member's point of view, so that could be fun.
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Maybe this is a cultural thing? by
on 2012-12-11 17:35:00 UTC
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Or maybe you just span off into a bit of unrelated advice... but 'copper ringlets' isn't really figurative language. Ringlets are a specific type of curls, and copper is a specific shade of red.
I can see that if it was mentioned every time the hair was described, 'copper ringlets' or, say, 'golden tresses' would get irritating - but then, so would 'blonde waves', 'mousey curls' or 'straight black hair'.
Agent Remora stood in her Response Centre, running her fingers through her straight black hair. "What's this all about, then?" she murmured.
The console didn't answer. Remora tugged on a lock of her straight black hair thoughtfully. "Well, maybe I should get someone from DoSAT down," she mused. She shook her head rapidly, her straight black hair flying out. "No, not after the Incident. Oh, well."
She reached down to tap the 'off' button - and received a massive electric shock which made her straight black hair stand on end. "Owwww..." she muttered.
It doesn't matter whether I say 'generic fibrous head-covering' or 'luscious crystal-golden waterfall', that was a badly-written scene. But 'straight black hair' isn't a bad phrase in and of itself.
Anyway, straying from the point. I don't see anything wrong with the description 'copper ringlets', provided the author doesn't fall in love with it and use it every other paragraph.
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Euuch. No danger there. by
on 2012-12-11 21:01:00 UTC
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So much... purple... prose... overload... Call... Paramedics... *dies*
No way would I overuse that. There are a billion other ways to describe 'copper ringlets' in a way that seems non-sueish.
Example: Generic Girl looked at her friend nervously. "Generic Best Friend, do you really think that I need a makeover?"
Generic Best Friend nodded. "Certainly, Generic Girl. You smell like curdled milk, your eyes are so bloodshot that you would think you put drops of vinegar in them each morning, and your hair looks like you dye it with molten pennies. And honestly, have you never heard of a toothbrush?!" /end
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I did say it was fine by itself, guys. by
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It's just that my first thought on reading it was particularly shiny, sleek, metallic, and styled. On the heels of this was my second thought, which was small rings of actual copper instead of hair. But yes, it's entirely possible that it's a cultural thing, or maybe I'm the only person on the planet that thinks that way, even. In any case, Meow, you don't have to expunge the words "copper" and "ringlets" from your vocabulary on my account. {= P
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I figured as much. by
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It sounds like we have different exposure to the word 'ringlets'. Without checking... no, scratch that, I will check.
Wikipedia claims the style dates back to roughly the burning of the Temple in Jerusalem (AD 70), and has wandered around ever since. For the most part, it seems to evoke a historical look - or a 'stuck-up little girl' appearance, probably because of the historical associations.
So my suspicion is that you and I simply have different enough fields of reading that I've come across the word a fair number of times, and you haven't as much. So I think of it as a normal description, and you see it as unusual. Both of us are right - we're just right in different contexts.
As to which context the PPC fits into, I think the only reasonable way to determine that is a duel to the deaf. Whoever screams loudest wins.
... or we could just not. :P
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Hehe. I'd lose that duel. by
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People sometimes have trouble hearing me even when I'm making an effort to speak up.
But yeah, that makes sense. I didn't know it was a specific style, and the one in the picture is not something I'd immediately think of for a modern character.
Also, I forgot to add that I am suspicious of metallic hair colors in general, and that plays into it. This could be a matter of different exposure, too, but my experience has been that it's mostly Sues that end up with golden tresses or silver waterfalls or whathaveyou, and the metallics do seem to go hand in hand with the more flowery language. I don't know that I've ever seen a description of straight gold hair in a ponytail, for instance. *shrug*
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Just have Phobos as your second. :D (nm) by
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On Golden Hair. by
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I actually have at least one golden-haired (or, due to the vagaries of very old files, usually 'golden haired') semi-protagonist floating around (see 'Messiah Reborn' if you're desperately interested in extremely old work)... I've just checked, and apparently my descriptions needed a lot of work, since in the six references to her hair being golden, it only gets any further description once - 'streaming behind me' or somesuch.
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Hmmm... by
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Springing off the previous discussion about Ava, it's possible that making her traits more specific will help. Say, she's loyal to her family, can be a bit vain and selfish, and makes friendly acquiantances easily, but might not have them as really good friends due to the aforementioned vanity and selfishness that shows up.
As far as her cousin, there are possible ways that you could play that (her idolizing her cousin and being naive to what the job actually entails, more than the cousin actively encouraging her, or possibly that her older cousin introduced her to fanfiction and mary sues before she joined the PPC, igniting a hatred of sues or something,) but as far as the rest of the family, I'd like to know how having the siblings affects her personality and daily life. For example, being the middle child might reinforce the vain and selfish aspects, because she's looking for more attention. Or perhaps the siblings are why she can affect a cheerful demeanor and get along with people at a very basic acquaintance-type level without having any deeper friendship.
I have no idea why not wanting to be a doctor was on there. Does someone expect that of her? Was that something she previously wanted before she realized how much she hates messes? (I'm also not sure why her activities are listed under personality, but that's just a formatting nitpick.)
It might be interesting if she thinks a lot of the PPCing like she would watching and critiquing a film, and then learns otherwise. Also, given that she's from world one, it might be convenient to have her be an intern so she wouldn't miss too much real world and school, like everyone else said. -
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I'm also rather iffy on how someone self-centered and vain can make friends easily, unless she's the sort of popular queen bee cheerleader-type of character who has an army of backstabbing 'friends' and acquaintances. And loyalty usually calls for caring for more than the self, so... yeah, selfish might contradict that.
I'd prefer to see a scenario written out before making any calls, but yeah, I can definitely see it going either way from here. I have an Agent who hates getting dirty, too, but I purposefully paired her with a slob for a partner because it's funnier that way.
I didn't know there was an age requirement for the PPC, to be honest, and having a relative already in the PPC hearkens a little too much towards Suedom - of course, it's fine to have siblings I suppose, but given that the PPC isn't exactly the Multiverse's best workplace, I find Katie encouraging her sister to join a bit questionable.
Have you considered letting her already be at the PPC as an intern? Cale Serfe, the other intern that I know of, is Ava's age. It's a way for her to get some mission experience with other Agent teams and to see exactly what she's getting into. -
On friends- by
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She is selfish to a degree, like not "backstabbing jerk" selfish, but more to an annoying level. I kind of meant that she was a friendly person, very talkative (almost to the point of being annoying). She has a few CLOSE friends, and those are the ones that can deal with her- those are who she is loyal to, a really good friend underneath it all. She's vain about her looks, never misses the opportunity to look in the mirror, she's bossy and stuff, she likes to be the center of attention. But she isn't a mean person, and has a lot of friends, just not super close ones.
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It's one thing to say something to defend the character, by
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and another to prove it through writing.
So I really look forward to seeing what you'll do with Ava story-wise; defending her in your own words really doesn't cut it out for me, sorry. -
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Prove that Ava is really a good character through my writing. I just hope that I'm good enough to hold up to PPC standards. :)
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More regarding friends. by
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I can see how being selfish, loyal, and friendly at the same is possible. Take RL!me for example. I am, at a very base level, a very, very, very selfish person. If I'd act on instinct I'll just do what I want. However, I don't act on instinct. I tend to behave politely toward other people, even in a friendly way, because I believe I can't really expect other people to behave that way toward me if I don't behave that way toward them first. Add to that my tendency to stick to my friends through whatever bad things they go through, and you get a selfish but friendly and loyal person.
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A contrast to this. by
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I can see your point about selfish-loyal-friendly being possible. My main problem is with a different part of meow's description:
She's vain about her looks, never misses the opportunity to look in the mirror, she's bossy and stuff, she likes to be the center of attention.
I find it hard to believe 'she's bossy and stuff' can be the same person as 'has a lot of friends'. Okay, it can happen - but those characters (and real people) are nearly always presented as antagonists.
The other half of this problem is that it feels a bit like a How Can I Make Sure My Character Isn't A Sue.
Lacksidacksical frowned at her screen. "Well, that's a good start," she murmured, "but what if people think Agent Remora is a Sue? I mean, she's friendly, cheerful, chatty... tends to the dramatic, and has that lovely straight black hair... hmm."
Lacksi tapped out a few more lines of description - more as something to do than because they were worth writing - and then beamed as a thought struck her. "Flaws!" she exclaimed. "Remora needs flaws! Now, what's a flaw...?"
She thought back over the PPC stories she'd read, and nodded firmly. "Liking pink," she decided. "And, let's see, she can be vain - that's a good flaw - and, ooh! Bossy!"
And so Lacksi crafted Agent Remora, blissfully unaware that her new agent had a completely contradictory personality...
(Note: Lacksidacksical is my Archetypical Newbie Boarder. She's a parody of everyone, not anyone in specific)
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Age requirement ... by
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I'm not finding it on a quick wiki-scan, but I seem to recall an article saying that the Flowers aren't keen on sending children/young teens on assassination missions. (Of course, the article might have been changed.)
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It's just that we (and by extension, HQ) don't get as many younger teens. There HAVE been younger agents, though, when we do get them—and they have the required writing chops. That's really what sets the bar, since older teens and tweens are more likely to have more writing experience, capabilities, and maturity. That's only most of the time, though. I think the youngest PPCer ever was ten or eleven, both in-universe and out. And this is part of the reason we insist on keeping the Board family-friendly. {= )
In any case, being fifteen wouldn't be an issue according to HQ. I don't think the Flowers actually care how old their employees are as long as they can get the job done. It sounded like it was Ava's cousin setting that requirement rather than them. I could easily see an older family member who's already an agent going "Huh, this is actually kinda dangerous. Cousin, I know you want to join, but I really think you should wait."
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AFAIK, the Flowers do have a bar - something around 15, methinks, so Ava is fine.
However, as the PPC is chronically understaffed, they are more than willing to let younger people become Agents if they look mature enough.
In fact, my own Agents are an example of what Nesh said, as they all have an apparent age rather trycky to calculate... I even gave up entirely with Corolla.
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Ella Darcy was ten, Elanor Laison was fourteen, and Constance Sims was thirteen. Constance went straight into the DMS, as well.
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... Have to investigate where I read that, if it isn't that way.
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Time's funky in HQ anyway. by
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That fifteen-year-old agent could be any age, subjectively.
Maybe they're a bit character rescued from badfic, and they're actually only a couple of weeks old.
Or maybe they've spent so long in various continua that they're actually, subjectively, a couple hundred years old.0
Maybe they really are fifteen, but their species matures at eight. Or their world's year is equivalent to two Earth years. Or they're fifteen and from a world where fifteen-year-olds have been adults for years. Or they're simply mature enough to deal with it for some other reason, like being from a continuum where you grow up fast or not at all. Maybe they're even from a continuum where time isn't linear, either due to rampant temporal distortions or because the continuum doesn't have time as we know it.
Age limits wouldn't make any sense in-world because age itself doesn't make much sense. World One agents tend to have ages at all, but theirs can be totally unrelated to how much time they have subjectively experienced. And a badfic recruit could have been written to be any age at all.
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Well, I joined at 12... by
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Although I've been writing fanfics since 9, and I first heard of the PPC when I was 10, more or less.
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Exactly the case. by
on 2012-12-10 22:43:00 UTC
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Ava's partner will actually be an older agent, who could probably help her out. Casey Smith was a bad slash agent for about a year before switching to DMS, and has been working there for around six months.I figured that Casey, being older than Ava (19, almost 20)and more experienced on missions, could help her out a bit.
Katie, Ava's cousin, only let her join at that age because of Ava's CONSTANT pestering. Ava hates Mary Sues with a passion, and would get the job done, albeit with some moaning about work hours, stupid sues, etc. -
It all dependsÂ… by
on 2012-12-10 03:13:00 UTC
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…on how you write her. The character profile seems balanced: she does have flaws. The only discrepancy I can see is a tendency to be self-centered while making friends easily.
So it all comes down to how you write her, because characters can have flaws and still be Sues. Bella Swan's clumsiness is a good example. It could be a flaw, but if I remember correctly all it does is allow her to trip in Edward's arms. As long as Ava's flaws are shown to actually be hinderances, then she won't be Sue-y. This has to do with the scenarios you put her in. If she hates getting dirty, and she always gets missions where she stays clean, that would be Sue-y (and also against all the PPC ideas of putting the agents into what will annoy them the most, e.g. Jay and Acacia beng sent into fics where Elrond and Boromir were OOC).
I should probably tell you that I do not have Permission myself. Good luck!
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Apologies for the two running topics... by
on 2012-12-10 07:35:00 UTC
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I'm posting this from, sadly, my mother's phone.
I will not be posting again for likely some time after this, as, my phone is dead.
As my only form of internet access has now died, I will no longer be able to finish my MST until at least after Christmas.
That said: part 3 is up.
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ow. by
on 2012-12-11 16:26:00 UTC
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Don't worry, I'm unlikely to apply for permission before next week, so the death of this particular fic via velociraptor has been significantly delayed.
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Just as I suspected. by
on 2012-12-11 17:34:00 UTC
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You managed to nerd-snipe me with the saturn's rings question - I headed off to look it up, and according to my research, you don't measure diameter in meters squared. (They are about 73,000 km wide and start at about 7,000 km from Saturn, which is 60,268 km (radius,) so the rings' area is approximately... Specs! I'm supposed to be dun with the semester tomorrow! You made me do math! Bad Specs! [For those of you interested, the area of Saturn's rings is about 4.76 * 10^10, double that if you are asking about surface area (because the rings have a top and a bottom.]
And the death of this sue shall be sweet and justified, because I am taking notes. (Once again, I must thank you for going on this journey with me.)
Vid has something to say to the "If you're taller you don't spend your days looking down," line.
"Are you kidding? Have you ever tripped over a velociraptor!? I assure you, I have learned to watch where I put my feet."
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Got an opportunity to reply. by
on 2012-12-12 03:12:00 UTC
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Therefore using it.
Don't expect this to become habit.
Now for my message:
SCOREONEFORTEHSPECSBOOYAHMOTHAFRAGGAH. -
I feel your pain dude by
on 2012-12-11 11:14:00 UTC
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First I get my computer killed, so I switch to our Wii, but then that went on the fritz, at this time I am using my Xbox internet browser and a friend's profile (my own ran out of live). To make things worse, the heater in my bus broke (I live in a converted city shortbus in my dad's side driveway) and its mother-Zogin' cold in here. I swear I'm developing a Murphionic Field, cause' electronic things keep breaking around me.
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Posting a link, for the lazy. by
on 2012-12-11 00:08:00 UTC
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JUST GET THE FRAK OUT OF NARNIA ALREADY YOU TROUP OF MERRY SUES
/bricked for pun
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Fellow Young Wizards Fans by
on 2012-12-10 22:12:00 UTC
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Some of it is canon, some of it is hypothetical, and some of it is just me squeeing, but Diane Duane is doing an OTP writing prompt month.
I literally inhaled my tea. Also, finding her journal, she's nice and funny and not scary at all! (Though I admit to nearly passing out when I checked the stats on my personal journal this morning and found out that she'd showed up to one of my posts which mentioned her aliens as an example of truly alien species...) -
Ahahahah by
on 2012-12-13 18:40:00 UTC
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I noticed. I noticed most gleefully. Have I mentioned I really like Diane Duane as a person? :D