Jul 2011 Archive, part a

Yeah...when you see Sues that pointlessly overpowered, the author wasn't even trying. Glad to see these ones bite the dust. I wish I could spork some of this Suethor's other stuff, but they all contain canons I don't know. So uh...uuuuuhhhhh...*Is distracted by Kirox killing Slenderman. Freaking Slenderman.*

Anyway, a couple of mistakes in your mission:

Just before Lunavier's weapon turns into a staff (or whatever is supposed to be happening there) you spell her name Lunaveir. Best see about that mini-Sue before it wreaks any havoc.

"Florestan frowned as this message boomed in and out of the landscape as the group of canons." I think the end of that sentence is missing something.

Excellent mission, HerrWozzeck. *pets a mini*

It's great that there are other agents doing Dragon Age as well.
Although I can't help being a little bit envious. I have a Dragon Age fic lined up and there are a ton of minis in it, and I was going to make them mini-Mabaris. Now what am I going do with all my great jokes about dog-slobber? :P

But congrats on killing of such a horrible beast. And yeah, none of it made any sense.

Hello to you too (he sayeth again!) From one newb to another, have a hug, and a bunny. Named Seth. That turns things into sticks of dynamite with his magical paper plate.

Hello! Have a black hole producer!

Welcome to the PPC, Astral! I'm new here too. :D

Have a glitter filled lava lamp! Made from the blood of sporked 'Sues!

Well met, rookie! Please enjoy these Venetian blinds as a welcoming present. They're perfect for creating that noir feeling in any office or dimly lit room!

Welcome to the Board! Have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!

Thanks so much, everyone. *hugs back*

Cassie- generally, I like well-written canons with interesting plot lines I can follow and characters who I can like.

Have some House Roac hot chocolate:

Welcome and regards,
Lleu

Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here.

Have some Bleepka. You'll need it soon enough. And also have some Swiss chocolate and some French bread.

Welcome, new friend! Help yourself to the sack of venomous arthropods! Don't worry; they don't bite!

*Hugs Astral.* Hi! Hello! Aloha! And other greetings of various levels of sanity!

Welcome! Here, have a hug and a box of gerbils. Don't feed them after midnight. :D

It's always nice to have a new guy here.

Here, have some Luciano Berio for the road:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJXHDct6FWI

Here you have a hu...! Well, you were already given a hug, so, errr... Have another! *hugs Astral* and a brick made from volcanic ash.

Welcome to the madhouse Board!

Have a towel and a spork, the most basic things that every Agent should have!

Have a hug, and a daisy, and some felt, and another hug!

Have an awesome-laced cookie and a sarcastic hug.

Hi! Have some fudge and a hug!

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!

Have some Mary Sue candy! I like your username!

Welcome to the PPC, we like fresh meat newbies. Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object, they're useful for distracting Sues (and yourself). :D

Oh, and a Hug, because you like them. ^^ Which canons are your favourites?

Welcome! Here's a pair of fireproof gloves. Oh, and a hug.

Thanks, everyone! *hugs back*

Have a pair of socks, useful when you need a pair to wear or an improvised weapon! And here's another hug!

Have a hug! You must really like them, considering you went to the trouble of explicitly mentioning them.

Hello. *Hugs Astral Void* Here's some bleepka/orange juice cocktail, aptly called "Sonic Screwdriver."

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Suicide had, out of long habit, stolen most of the blankets. When Jenni put her leg over his, he belatedly realized that she didn't have anything on or over her. After taking a moment to admire the picture she made, he untangled one of the blankets (it had gotten quite knotted before being kicked aside) and reluctantly pulled it up just far enough to hide the leg.

He raised his head just enough to grin down at her. "Yep. Bad influence, me. Let's see . . . I've influenced Nume into punching me in the face, and influenced you into lowering your standards enough to sleep with a Scythian helot. Not a bad start." He shifted his free hand under the blanket to Jenni's raised leg, running a rough palm over it and stroking along the lines of muscle that stood out beneath the smooth skin. Ye gods, that felt good. "So far I'm two for two on corruption. What d'you think I should do next? Besides keep you here as long as possible."

"War's war," Suicide said, "and it's rare it doesn't get to you." His own expression conveyed, equally clearly, that he didn't believe she hadn't been affected and furthermore, that the curative properties of a good Sobranie were highly underrated by the medical community. (It was a very eloquent expression, involving the deployment of both eyebrows.)

"And nothing wrong with getting ahead." A grin edged its way back onto his face. "My RC's console had a terribly regrettable accident, so I don't have anywhere to be for a while." He gave her hand the slightest squeeze, but his expression was tending mischievous. "Still, if it's going to be problematic, try a different tack. We've broken through the hard part with the sadness and flashbacks. Now it's time for you to indulge in the other great pastime of people who've lived through a lot of shit--bitching about it and one-upping anyone who says they've lived through worse. That's therapeutic, right?"

We love having new people!

As for getting Permission, refer to the other stuffs.

In other news, welcome to the PPC! Here, have some Henri Dutilleux for the road:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tga-TAKsvcw

Just out of curiosity, what fandoms are you into?

As has already been pointed out, you have justed joined the PPC. Congratulations.

As for the rest of your question: http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Permission

That article will tell you everything you need to know about getting permission. I would recommend browsing the rest of the wiki, as well. It is quite full of information of all sorts.

The starting point of joining is coming to the board and saying hello.

You've sort of done that (without the actual saying hello) so: hi, you've now joined the PPC.

To join the PPC in the sense of writing missions you have to be active a bit on the board so people get to know you a bit. Then after a while you post a permission request containing agent bios and a sample of your writing.

Anyway, welcome.

You're supposed to wait a month before asking Permission to get to know everyone, read the Original Series, some of the spinoffs, and some of the wiki.

After at least a month, you can come up with Agents (make a profile of them, while also giving the board a writing sample so they know you can write decently) and bring up a crappy fanfic that need to die. The Permission Givers will decide whether or not you get the go-ahead to write for the PPC.

I said that everyone past a certain point should be UP FOR permission giver status. They would still have to be voted on (and decide they want to do it).

I'm a bit rushed right now, as I'm going to be going to a July 4th party, but let me scribble out some initial thoughts:

I'm glad you posted this now, as I was getting impatient to discuss what was going on with the IRC. A bit ago Neshomeh closed down the IRC channel for a week, which upset me because It wasn't obvious who decided it, what it's intended goal was, and whether this could happen again, arbitrarily, by people that aren't even regular participants in the IRC.

We definitely need more PGs. There were a few times where I had given some concrit for some Permission Requests and wound up trying to pm permission givers to take a look at them because they were close to being dropped off the front page with no comment from any PGs.

On the subject of precedent: precedent is probably the major reason I haven't done any missions yet, as I still haven't completed reading the Original Series. I haven't read it because I don't particularly like it. I'm not a big fan of killing sues, I'm not big on LotR, nor am I particularly invested in Jay or Acacia's characters. Obviously I still like the PPC - I read and enjoy many missions, just not the ones that are embodied by the OC. But it's still more or less required reading, and I don't feel like doing homework to participate in what's supposed to be a fun exercise.

I think that Permission is mostly fine the way it is. However, the "one-month rule" should be adjusted into a "one-month guideline", in order to make permission more flexible (which is what many people want to do). That is, instead of saying "Hang around for at least a month.", say something like, "Hang around long enough for people to get to know you. That usually takes at least a month." This change would make "one month" less of a time limit, since looking at the result summary shows that many Boarders think fixed time limits aren't a great idea.

As for "less bound by precedent", I agree. Precedent is useful, but you shouldn't HAVE to follow it. The PPC is supposed to be fun (and not SRS BSNS), and becoming too tied up in what was done before gets in the way of that. So, I think that the new PPC policy on precedent should be, "It's good to follow precedent, but if you think of something better/funnier, feel free to use that instead." Of course, TOS is the closest thing we have to a canon around here, so breaking with that should be discussed (a bit) before going ahead.

Thanks for slogging through my (rambly) two cents.

Cheers, hS, for organising this. It's immensely helpful. On most points I don't have much to say, save that it's interesting to see the different viewpoints, however...

Reagrding PG selection, I agree with Phobos on pretty much all points. The idea that Permission can be granted automatically if four non-PGs say it should... I'm not comfortable with it, not because I don't trust the majority of people around here to make good judgements, but because off the top of my head I can think of at least four who have been on this board in the past few years who would, it seems, support just about anyone, and that undermines the entire point. Also, if there aren't enough active PGs around, then someone might find themselves getting Permission by default only to have PG turn up later and say (or just think), "Actually... this really isn't up to standards." And it would hurt more feelings to be told to stop afterwards than beforem, which is the last thing we want.

As for the hats - well, hS, you did ask for it. ;)


(For the record, I am sorry for not being here and looking at Permission requests more often. I try. I fail, but I do try. This entire post has put me on a massive guilt trip, and I feel awful, but even that can't slow time down, and I'm just too busy. So... to everyone whose Permission requests could have been answered by me if I'd been around, and to every PG who's had to do twice as much work because of it, I am sorry!)

Thank you, hS, for all the work you did on this. It is much appreciated.

Responses to the responses:

The Wiki: the only way to make it more comprehensive is if people step in to help. So it looks like we have 11 volunteers. I will say, however, that not everything needs a page of its own. A minor character that had one line in one mission and who had little characterization in that time, for instance, does not need a page. The same goes for gadgets, characters, and continua that have not made an appearance yet in the PPC.

The IRC: I feel there is a minimum of control in there already. However, if you feel I am not correct in this, or you have ideas on how to make it less controlled, I am willing to discuss it. I personally think more control is needed, along the lines that were being discussed down the board.

Permission: That someone can be active in the IRC and still get the "we don't know who you are" reason is a little laughable. I know that Dann, VM, and (to a lesser extent) Nesh are all in the IRC. The problem is, Nesh is really the only PG that answers permission requests. VM answered one of the 5 that came up this week, so I will let her off the hook a little. We need permission givers that will actually give permission. I don't remember the last time some of them replied to a permission request. This is a major problem that I think bears discussing.

However, I think that giving everyone the ability to give permission is a bad way to go. The point of a PG is that the community picks people that they respect to make good decisions. If we give everyone the ability to grant permission, then it would likely result in a full vote being taken for every permission request, to make sure that we all agree. Representative Democracy (PGs) vs Democracy (Everyone can give permission).

Giving everyone PG status after a certain point also seems like a bad plan to me. If we base it on how long they are here, then we could potentially have some people introduce themselves to us and disappear for a while then grant permission when they show back up after a year of being gone. If we base it on mission count, then we have to take away VM's PG status, as I don't believe she has written any missions.




On a not-related-at-all note: hS, are you in charge of Fanficland? I have a fever, and the only prescription is the Badfic Game. It should be about that time, I think. I just hope it happens before the end of July, because once August hits I have no time.

If we put subforums in the Board, we can have one of them devoted to helping others write better. I imagine the writing workshop subforum would have things like writing from prompts, concrit, keeping the various types of English separate, research help...

If we do make a writing workshop, I propose that it need not be exclusively for PPC writing.

to answer the answers.
A few points I found:
Role of the whole PPC: IMO, I've always seen 'kill & mock' and 'have fun' to go hand in hand (I hope I can make myself clear in this!). By that I mean that if you don't have fun while mocking a badfic, and take it as a completely serious business, I guess (again, IMO) you're missing the point. PPC is just as serious as SRS BSNS.
Changes (in general): I find this concept of 'less bound by precedent' strange, because it's not so difficult to add a new concept to the PPC. I for one wanted to add a new disease, Author Note Shock or ANS, for those times when A/N are really stupid. I looked up on the Wiki and found that nothing of the sort existed, so I dropped to the IRC and asked if it was ok; some people agreed, the other didn't say they were against it, so I'll use the ANS in my mission. But it also depends on what you want to add or delete.
I'm also totally amazed by the 'more & less controlled' IRC. I don't get it either.
The layout of the Board: I like this one; I usually get lost in the 'subforum' type.
And last, the 'respect-drama' issue. I guess this thing has to do with people, because I can't imagine all PPCers against a single person, so nothing can be done unless we start to expell people; and that wouldn't be a solution either.
Hats: cover them in sprakling glitter and eat them is unhealthy, unless the glitter's properly treated to make it edible

It's thoroughly interesting even for people like me who haven't been around very long.

Thanks for taking the time and effort to sort through the responses, hS! ^_^

*stashes in hoard* Mine now, thanks~ I shall offer them up in a little bowl in my foyer.

*PoorCynic checks to make sure that he is indeed PoorCynic and that nothing has happened to himself* I don't think so. I'm still here. Do you have need of my services?

Hi, have some fudge!

Is Cubix a current cartoon series? I haven't seen that one (I also haven't been looking for the modern stuff).

Here's your official PPC T-shirt. It's decorated with various flashpatches, and labeled "I killed a Sue and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt."

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!

As for the fic, I have seen the series ( it was a long time ago, mind you) but this fic sounds, well... not that good.

Welcome to the PPC! I'm new here too. :D

Here! Have a sentient homicidal A.I. They're great at parties.

Have a gin and tonic (if you do not drink, it can be traded to hot chocolate) and a brick.

Welcome to the madhouse Board!

Have a spork and a towel, the most useful things any Agent can have!

Welcome! Have a zombie ferret. No worries, his cage is reinforced.

Also, Cubix? Why fanauthors, why? My poor brain hurts now.

Does anyone here even know the canon? It's kind of an old and obscure series, isn't it?

There it says:
This community is currently friendslocked, but it has has open membership; if you are a fanfiction writer, please do join.

You have to join the community to be able to read it.

I tried highlighting it on the off chance it was white text, but nothing was there. Anyone else getting this problem?

Have some Mary Sue chocolate!

Hey there Will-O-Wisp! Great to have you on board :) I'm a bit new myself,so I can totally assure you everyone here has been totally awesome so far!

What do you expect to see/do here in the PPC?

Here's some green tea and a jar full of steam.

... and a crate of Bleepka.

Hello! Is it to late to give you something? I don't know. Otherwise, have some Mary Sue chocolate!

Hey, Will-o-wisp! Welcome to the Board! Have a crystal ball- good for premonitions and can be used as a doorstop, decorative statue or potential weapon to be used against Sues!

Hi, have some fudge!

oh, sorry, I mean... Hi and welcome, have a nice day, have a nice time on the Board, remember to look through the wiki, read some mission, throw out some reviews and write alot, and the most important thing.... HAVE FUN!!! :D

May the force be with you... and here, have an old DeLorean :)

Hi! Hello! Welcome! Aloha! And other greetings of varying levels of sanity!

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, won't you?

Welcome to the Board! Here, have a Dramatic Longcoat that'll flutter dramatically when you need it too.

Have a banana milkshake and a red pill.

Welcome to the madness Board!

Have a spork and a towel, very useful to an Agent. You don't want to go anywhere without your towel.

Welcome, new friend! Have yourself a swamp! Just, uh, keep an eye out where you put your feet; there are alligators.

oh my god, that fist fic saddens me as both an american and an america fan.

After all, I do need a first mission. I had a possible one planned out, but that'd be better.

... was very painful to read through. That's all I'm going to say. o.e

I'll have to look into the Hetalia ones, especially the Twilight crossovers (though to do so I'd actually have to //read// the Twilight books...)

Though is any form of Twilight bashing considered a //BAD// thing? Just asking.

...What tha...what...
*Runs off to find Bleeprin*

I'm not all that familiar with the Hetalia canon (something which I keep meaning to remedy! :P), but those fics were just awful regardless. Yuk.

I think the Maximum Ride fandom has gotten worse ever since they introduced the manga. My poor Max, I am so sorry.

Also, I need APH goodfic to replace the awful ones now lurking in my head.

The third one has my simpaties for the general idea, though. I don't think I am the only one here who would be happy if the "Canon Sues cannot be killed" ban was lifted.

This doesn't mean that I justify a badfic by any means. If you have to kill Twilight, you have to do it well.

It's probably a really laborious process, but at least that spam can be deleted by the user.

I pity the unfortunate ff.net user who has to physically contact the ff.net admins to get rid of those comments from signed reviews that are leaving spam. I've never met a group of admins who are more lazy and unqualified to be administratiors of a public website than those guys. Seriously.

Take it from me.

I don't know anything about Ace Combat, but it was fun to see PPC agents flying. And off course they got a piece of junk, that fell apart mid-flight, that's how the PPC works.

I really enjoyed the mission. There was a nitpick I was going to make, but I can't seem to find it, so maybe it was just me.

Mini-Razgriz: Hierlark air base

You don't know anything about Harry Potter and the wizarding world except that there is a very popular series of books about them.

This is wrong. The Doctor mentioned reading Deathly Hallows (I don't remember the exact episode, but I'm pretty sure it was during Series 2), so he would know more than that. It's understandable that Mittens wouldn't know this, but I thought I'd mention it.

If I'm going to do this, I may as well go through the whole thing:

Then the authors voice boomed.

Author's.

the story flickered trough Lucius, Draco and Narcissa

Through.

A confused looking angel appeared for a moment. It looked around and its expression became one of pure horror, then it disappeared again.

Not wrong exactly, but I would have expected an accidentally-created Whoniverse angel to default to the weeping variety. Maybe because it's a "better angel"?

the Death Eathers were still sitting motionless

Eaters.

[/proofreader]

The nothing around them obediently grew a small name-tag proclaiming it to be the property of the author.

Thanks for this. I quite literally laughed out loud.

I loved it, especially your agents, it's nice to see something different around here!

As for the fic (*bleurgh*), I hate it when people muck with the Doctor Who canon like that. There's so much in-universe you could use to create a great story, and yet people continue to smash other universes into it for the sake of... well I have no idea really! :P

That fic just had to go, and you did it neatly and precisely. Like cutting a tumor out of the canon(s). Well done.

"After all, there can't be that many authors who knows Hermione has a middle-name, and still manages to misspell it."

You might want to check on the mixture of singular and plural nouns in that sentence.

"you are charged with random changes of tenses and between singular and plural nouns"

This charge seems strangely worded, I would look over it.

"He assumed there was bright flash."

Replace "was bright flash" with "was a bright flash".

Other then that, great mission.

Nice one :)

Fun times are had with that mission! I LOL'd at the angel part.

Just as a bit of advice: whenever someone puts up a mission, they usually update the Wiki with the mission, then the pages for the continua, then the pages for the agents themselves, and... you get the point.

I had one small gripe, though: I felt like a lot of it was just skimming through with RMC telling Mittens what to write down. I think it's better if both agents chime in with charges, getting some more banter going about the nature of the charge they're talking about. You got the stuff about what the fic does to the canon down really well, though, so... Yeah.

Good first mission! I can't wait to see more (and especially that Dragon Age fanfic you said you were gonna spork).

(I just want you to know that I almost signed my name as my badfic alter ego. Seriously.)

This was a great, and funny mission, just I expect when I see Suicide and Diocletian in the subject line!

I found some lines that I really liked.



“It's Glorfindel's body wash. He doesn't strike me as a cinnamon kind of guy.”




“What's a ninja?”


“Basically? You, less drunk.”




“Cheer up, Dio. It's short.”


Diocletian was not cheered.


“It's a continuum full of often-shirtless soldiers.”


Diocletian was partially cheered.



The walls began to ooze with sar-plasm,




“It's a bad guy,” Suicide explained, patting the mini on the head. “A bad guy from a cartoon universe, no less. Well done, Sargeant Commander! Keep up the goo--bad work, and I'll get you a baby seal to skin.”




Also, I really liked that the Sue's blood was olive green glitter. Perfect touch for a military Sue. Man that type of ignore all military protocol Sue is annoying! I run across them sometimes in Stargate.

Anyway, thanks for the entertaining mission!

Man, I love these two in action.

Hey, Tungsten... do you mind if I use your Duo in a cameo for my introductory prologue-chapter? I need someone to look through binoculars to try to fathom the sheer number of people coming into headquarters while a Star Destroyer is being Fumigated. I also need someone to ask what the smeg is going on and why is Upstairs going along with it.

Please?

The green shirt 'Sue was just... wow.

And like everyone says, Su and Dio really do work well of each other. And the Fictionary is really cool too, I like the "old beat up" gameboy idea, it sounds like something the DoSAT would make. XD

Some one already caught the typo that I was going to report. Anyways, I do like the interplay between Su and Dio. Suicide is the perfect person for this mission, the military is pretty much the same in any time period.

Good work and I look forward to seeing more from these two.

-Phobos

I laughed. That Sue... Even I know that they'd get flogged for that kind of behavior.

But the author sounds worse, honestly. I hate authors that just say "stop whining" to concrit that point out the flaws of a story.

Fun mission! And Su and Dio really play off each other incredibly well.

That was a fun mission (though I admit I'm unfamiliar with GI Joe). Also, sweet Andraste, an animated green shirt. That's almost as bad as that walking sandwich guy.

Oh, I like Su and Dio. I really, really like them. They are so funny together.

I'm very intrigued by the Fictionary. Are there more of them? I imagine they would be very useful in crossover missions, where the agents don't know one of the canons, like anytime Twilight is crossed with something respectable.

Oh, and one possible nitpick: “They word for the bad guys, Cobra.”

Liechtenstein Bashing!

As revenge for what happened to the staff at Fanfic Land, write a PPC-Axis Powers Hetalia (or Scandinavia and the World) in which PPC Agents punish the anthrophomorphic representation of Liechtenstein! 1500 words max.

Justice League Unlimited Crossover

Make your favourite PPC Agent a superhero and have them join the Justice League Unlimited! 1500 words max.

PPC Agent gone Rogue

Write a fic in which a PPC Agent goes rogue to change the ending of Lord of the Flies. Shipping is optional. Everybody must live but you can punish Jack or Roger. 1500 words max.

DISCLAMER: I dont own the PPC and Suicide and Dio belong 2 somebody that's not me.

warning dere is sum slash and if you don't like it dont read it!!

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Suicde woke up 2 a rapping on his RC dooor. “Shut uppppp” Dio groned and rolled over in bed. Suicide didn't really care tho, he got out of bed and went ovur to the door and opened it.

Outside was the SO. Suicide was in underwear

“I need your help.” Said the Sunflower Official. “Pleese come with me” he also said.

The SO waz also in underwear. Sicuide also didn't care about that but did note how soft hiz gossamer petals looked in the flickering hallway lites. “Why”

“I told you, I need your help” said the SO again. “Don't worry about your partner, you will come right back after this.”

“Whatever, Dio's a slut, I don't care.” Said Suicide. “Lets go.”

So they waled down 2 the trainin room. “Why are we here”

The SO sighed and made a sad face. “I think I need 2 lern how to be a better leader” he said with a shrug, glistening hair settling around his toned sholders. “I wantd to ask you becuze youre strong.”

“I am the strongest and sexised agent ever” agreed Scuicide. “What do you want to kno??”

“How do I been stronged?”

“Well, firt you need armor” said suicide “then you need to do a guy in the butt”

“What? Isnt that gay?”

“No, is only gay if your on bottom” suicide said “can I go back to sleep now”

then the SO shot his seeds at him

“aah what are you doing” Suiide began to run away

The SO chased him “this is what ur supposed to do you said”

“nooo, stop shooting your seeds at me, this is wrong, I am a man and you are a plant”

“But I am also a man!!!”

AAAAAA screamed Suiide as he ran away and then suddenly Dio came to the rescue. She smashed through the wall in a green jeep and had a big shotgun. She drive by shot the SO and picked up Suicide and they drove through the halls

“What is that gun???” Suicide ylelled. “Did it just shoot bullets that made more bullets?”

“Yes. It shoots bullets that turn into two bullets that then turn into fire. It is the best gun ever.”

“Where did u get it???”

“I stole it from that vampire army girl, she cant use it because it's so good that it was blessed by jebus, aslan, ammeyterasu, glod, and whatever god is for LOTR who cares about that book it is dumb. If she touch it she burn up because of its super holy powers. It's also made out of candy”

“OK cool but stop driving, youre a slut and sluts dont drive” sed Suicide and he took control of teh jeep and drove into the cafeteria Quick shoot the food so it becomes good instead of evil!!”

Dio said OK and shot the meatloaf, which turned into a chocolate cake exorcised of all of the cafeteria evil. “OK, we got a mission now. We have got to kill satan.”

“OK. How do we get there.”

“In the jeep weirdo”

“How????Jpeeps need roads????”

Dio took off her shirt and that became the flag of THE MOST AWESOME MISSION EVERR. “where were going we don't need roads” she said “only your sekzy amazing skills”

“Awesome” said Suicide.

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A/N WOWW THE STORY BEGINS!! Suicde is my fav agent and I luv him. He got away from teh rapy SO, wil he cum back??? maybe! Oh well thx r/r plz! :)

[[Tungsten Monk, I am so sorry. Please forgive me.]]

[[The first chapter is not very NSFW, but later chapters will be.]]

"Just relax and sink deeper into sleep," said a soothing female voice. "We are going to that part of your self where you hide your reserves of strength. It is deep down inside of you, but it is there."

The sleeping Elf's subconscious mind ventured into the deep places of itself, away from the light of the world.

"Deep down," continued the female voice. "When you find that pool of emotional strength you need to open the gates that keep it locked away and let some of it come out."

The Elf saw the pool of strength through his mind's eye. It looked like a lake of seething fire. He saw the gate, as well. It was massive. How could he ever achieve such a monumental task as opening that gate?

"I know this is difficult for you," said the voice, even more soothing than before, "but you can do this. Reach inside and free yourself."

The Elf's hands twitched and clicked as he lay on the leather couch. In his mind he had positioned himself in front of the gate and was pulling on the huge structure. It was impossible that this could work. Impossible...until the gate gave a lurch and swung open with a force that took the Elf by surprise. He was caught up in a river of molten fury.

"Ithalond?" called the woman's voice. "What's wrong? Wake up! Come back to me, Ithalond!"

Ithalond felt himself drowning in the river of his own repressed strength. He was was being swept away in the current. While his body thrashed on the couch, his mind fought for the surface. The raging torrent was too much for him. He was going to succumb to the river's rage when it thrust him into the waking world.

Ithalond's eyes opened to the sight of a worry-stricken Jenni Robinson. Tears were running down her cheeks, but she seemed to be relieved at his awakening. "Thank goodness," she said while wiping a tear from the corner of her eye. "You had me worried for a... Ithalond, are you all right?"

"How could you?" spat the Elf. There was a rough edge to his voice that Jenni had never heard before. He pulled himself into a sitting position, his cybernetic hands clutching the edge of the couch, puncturing the leather. "You allowed them to keep me ALIVE! After what I'd been through?!" He stood up cunvulsively and found that his hands were at the beautiful doctor's throat. A manic smile crept onto his face as he squeezed.

Jenni thrashed in his grip, attempting to free herself from the crazed Elf. Try as she might, she could not force his cybernetic hands to open. She was beginning to lose consciousness. She could hear Ithalond talking. "Let's see if we can find your reserves of strength," he said with a sneer. Jenni distantly felt a pain in her abdoman and then she felt no more.


[[This was in response to a challenge from Tungsten Monk. She wanted me to branch out and do something different. Challenge accepted and this is the result. -Phobos]]

Earth (DC Comics)

The planet had certainly seen better days. Oh, it wasn't perfect, but it had a vast array of heroes and heroines to fend off the worst of the threats. Then the Dark King of the Multiverse decided to make an example of it in an attempt to overawe his prospective vassals. Sues, Stus, and Author - Wraiths were sent to distract the world's defenders with romantic attatchments, while diabolical emmisaries gathered the most implacable enemies of humanity.

At the same time, the Plague division of the nascent Legion of the Multiverse Lords began putting together a concoction made of equal parts Magic and Science. A composite sickness made of several dozen viruses, it was not made to kill, but rather to incapacitate. It affected the populace gradually, causing them to grow more lax and unwary. To the Metahumans, it also made them more careless with their powers, leading to several "incidents".

But that wasn't the end of it. Knowing the DC Universe's vulnerability to reality warping, the Dark King of the Multiverse sponsored several attempts by fanfic authors to change what aspects of the Canon they did not like, especially for Shipping purposes. This caused additional Chaos, not helped by the sudden "Ukefication" of heroes like Superman and Batman.

Finally, the invasion was launched. The armies sent against Earth were well-armed, well-trained, and well-supplied, with the Dark King himself leading them. Darksied, the Anti-Monitor, Nekron, Krona, and the Manhunters all converged on the planet, making quick work of the remaining heroes and heroines, as well as villains that did not side with them.

Humanity was reduced to almost a shadow of its former glory, kept alive only to serve as an object lesson for those who would defy the Multiverse Lords. However, the Dark King's decision to leave would prove to be a boon for the planet, as it allowed agents of the New Multiverse Freedom League to infilitrate the populace, bringing hope and making new recruits.

Now, King Durran Illian made his forward base on the Justice League's Watchtower, now rebuilt and staffed with a new generation of heroes. The Guardians of the Universe accompanied him, along with recruits from what enemies of the Dark King remained.

And not just that, but on the training grounds of New Sirion, a new elite force had been amassed, one that could prove to be the NMFL's trump card: The Paladins. These men and women were the top students of the OFUs, able to write both goodfic and badfic. They were also well trained in the arts of war, able to mix them with the powers of plot-manipulation. The King spared no expense in outfitting them the best weapons and armour, hoping that they would one day prove themselves.

"The Apokolips Armada is made up of three classes of ships: The hoplessly corrupted, which have to be destroyed right away, the advanced, but untouched by malefic AI or Magic, and the ones in between, which can be cleansed at comaparatively little cost."

"Thank you, Agent Isaiah," said the King. "This information can make or break the chances of us profiting from this victory."

"I would have to warn against pressing our avantages too much," spoke General Mara. "Our forces are a ragtag bunch of desperate factions, except for the Elite Core. At present, our strategy lies on hitting fast, hitting hard, and using our smaller ships to outmaneuver their bulky hulks."

"And stealing what vessels and war materials won't corrupt us," said the King. "However, I have one last card to play, something more important than the Paladins."

"What would that be?" said the General curiously.

Suddenly, a portal opened. From there, a blue-skinned man with red eyes calmly walked out, before giving a short bow to the King and her. He then said: "My name is Mitth'raw'nuruodo, better known to your associates as Grand Admiral Thrawn. As part of the double game the Emperor is playing, I have been asked to command this fleet on its assault on Apokolips."

Category: PPC
Title: Suicide and Lux Make Out
Summary: A love story between Suicide and Lux! OMG! And they make out a lot!

Story:

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((Keily: The truly scary thing is, I've come across a lot of fics with nothing, but the word TROLL repeated over and over in them. Mostly in the Harry Potter section, all the way back in 2005, I believe. I'm sure they've been removed now.))

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PPC:Time of Judgement by Burning Visionary reviews

Summary: This is about the end of the PPC, which will totally be awesome.
Category: PPC - Fiction Rated: R - English - Action - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4135 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 21-07-09 - Published: 10-07-09

The Epilouge is here and the second bonus chapter is here. Due to Fanfic Land's problems with Liechtenstien, these were never posted on the main site. Boo Liechtenstein!

EPC: Gehenna by Burning Visionary reviews

Summary: You’ve all heard how the PPC ended. Now is the EPC’s turn. Epilouge Two is here.

Chapters: 12 Rating: R

PPC: An Alternate Crashing Down by Burning Visionary reviews

Summary: Summary: I said that my next fic was going to be titled PPC: Rebirth, but my visions have suddenly changed from being from the future to being from Alternate Universes.

Chapters: 5 Rating: T

((OOC: Yes, I did write the first two fics with only Wiki knowledge of the World of Darkness. And no, I'm not inrested in playing, let's leave it at that.))

I thought that Makes things is such an awesome inventure that he has to be a spark! So I decided to write his origin story.

PLease revu, but be nice. This is my first fanfic that I've shared.

Diusclaimer: I do not own the PPC or Girl Genius.

The boy sat on the ground with his toys, but they weren't any fun. He was a small kid who was beat up by buyllies all the time! They didn't understand him, they were jelous because he liked to tinker with stuff. but he would show them! one day he would make a device that would show them! That's right he would show them all that he wasn't just some weakling kid they could pick on because he was small!

So there he was, minding his own business when a bunch of people with nice hats came buy and told him he was being taken into The Barons protection. He was going to say no, but they grabbed hima nd took him in a big airship to an even bigger airship! It was so huge it made the other smaller big airships look tiny.

"Welcome to Castle Wolfenbach"

Because I've noticed a number of misspelled names.

I was thinking Mini-agents would be good. It would be fun to see the reactions the real agents would have to miniature versions of themselves. :D

Category: PPC
Title: ULTIMAT SHODOWN!
Summary: Teh too best fiters in teh pcp are gonna see whois the best fo the nest of the beat SIR! (LOL like form Men in Dlack!) Plz REED AND REVIW! BxS Rated R for lemons. Violence and Romance. One-shot.

A/N I ben seein alot of fics wiht Sucide in it. And their wer also sum with Brigtbeard in it and I wante to do a fic with them fiting!

In teh depps of the ppchq their was a hiden arena! Evryone in th ppc hq was there to wach the fite that was gonna hapen. "Ladys and Getleman and Flowrs!" Said the zsun flower officer. "In ths cprner! Waying in at 50 gold bars (cause thats how dwarfs mesure wait) Agernt Brightberd!" Teh Dwarf was in te cporner and he held up his ax! "In thta cornet! Waying inat 300 speers (lol! Getit?) Afent Suicede!: The spatran held up his spper! "Rownd 1! FITE!" And the too agent came ferom there corners and started to fite! Brihtberad groled and sed. "I be winnin this fite!" And he swinged his ax at teh spartan. Suicied bloked the az with jhis big sheild and sed. "I will win ths fite! AH OO!" And thn he stabed at Bightbeard with hsi speer! Thr agent bloked teh speer and thet curcled eaxh othr fora whle. "U canot win thsi fite tiny man." Sed Sicide. "Ye wuld no be so shure if ye dod not hav ypur shild and speer." Sed Brigthberard. "I dont ned thees to beet u. We shuld get rid of are wepons an armer and fite taht way!" And thet did! The croud cheared athem takin of there armer and epons. Thay where nekked an the fite strated agan. Suiceie got dwarv ina hedlok an was tryin two do teh sleper hold but dwarfs dont slep so it didnt work. Two gt out of teh old brigthbearf grabed Syucides meet speer (LoL!) and strted to pump ti real fst. Suixide waas shokes nd let Brihgtberad go but the dqarf didnt let him go. Eh cept pumoin wile he gto in positin for a lef lok! Te crowed wsa goin wiled. "Nau I hav ye were I wan ye landlubber!" Sed Brighrberad whin he was in positin.he tuk his thing an stuk it in Suicode! "I wil get bac at uyo for that!" Sed Sucide betwene gsaps of plesure. Teh wdarf slaped the spatran on the behin and laffed. Siocide reched bak and garbed the dwsrf by the bread an pullled sp hard the dwarg filped ovur his sholder! tHE SPEARTAN WEN OVAR TWO THUE DARF AND SED. "U hav no honur! I wil sho u honur!" An teh spratan stuk his meet speer into Brughtberd but cause he hasd honur he reched arownd and rubed teh dwatfs thng to. Btightbearf wuz monin wit plesur. Teh Sun Floer oficer trid two brake them up caus he didnt liek two sea peple habe fun but teh too agenrs organismed on hm and the croud laffed!. THEEND!!!!

A/N DONT FOURGET TO RVIEW!!

[[ I regret nothing. ]]

Thnx 4 all teh revewz. im riting this even tho i didn get 5 revewz, becuz its a gud stori.

J & Acashia wer in teh SOs ofis. They tlkd w/ teh SO. He sent teh ebul Mari Suez to Mt Dom. J left Acasha w/ teh SO, sins she needed 2 taek a showr, becuz teh Mari Suez got her ful of glitr.

Acasha & teh SO had secks. Tey husd soduh as lube. He bit her vaginah. Nobodi interuptd them, eben w/ teh ironik ovrlode in HQ.

(OOC Author's Note: Bad biology and dubious lube, along with destroying the English language. *starts crying*)

Author’s Note: Protectors of the Plot Continuum belongs to Jay and Acacia. Les Misérables belongs to Victor Hugo.
Agent John was in his response center. He was in the middle of something when the console beeped.
BEEP!
Agent John walked to the console and opened the mission report. It was a Les Misérables mission.
Agent John used the disguise generator to give himself the clothing of a revolutionary student. Then he picked up a pistol and opened a portal to the Les Misérables universe.
Agent John appeared inside Corinth, where Enjolras and the other students were meeting. There was also a woman sitting with them. Agent John took a seat at a table and listened to them talk.
“I am sorry, everybody,” said Enjolras. “I can’t be your leader anymore. I love Margarita.”
“Margarita isn’t a French name,” thought Agent John. “And Enjolras is too busy for girls.”
“What about France?” said Grantaire. “I thought you cared about the citizens.”
“Grantaire is still in character,” thought Agent John.
“I love Margarita too much now,” said Enjolras.
“Enjolras would care too much about France’s people,” thought Agent John.
Feuilly started crying. “Please, Enjolras! We need you! France will never be saved without you.”
“Enjolras isn’t that important,” thought Agent John. “He is only the leader at the smaller barricade. And Feuilly is out of character. He would believe in France’s ability to change, with or without Enjolras.”
Enjolras and Margarita stood up to leave the Corinth, but Agent John blocked their way.
“Margarita, you are charged with being a Paris native but having a Spanish name; with throwing Enjolras and Feuilly out of character; with making Enjolras more important than he is; and with being a Mary Sue. The punishment is death.” Agent John shot the Mary Sue.
Enjolras and the other students started to attack Agent John, but he put on sunglasses and neuralyzed them all. “You never met me or Margarita. Enjolras, you are planning to fight when the revolution begins.” The students all sat back down at their table.
Agent John dragged Margarita’s body out of the Corinth. He opened a grate in the ground and dumped Margarita into the sewers.
Agent John made a portal back to his response center. He sat down and waited for the console to beep again.

Ur Majesty teh Daisy! King Daisy chapter 4
Author: HotUkuleleLover
Ratged: M
Cat: PPC, acshun!Romance!



DunDunDun! Wut hapens to Collie and Camdar? Read to fin out!

Collie unbuttont Cadmar’s shirt and kisst Cadmar on the neck and on the lips and on the face and Cmadar kisst Collie and said I love you so much Collie (AN: Squeeeeeee!1!1!! Tehy R liek so ttly cute 2geter!)

That meen agunt Key Lock and his pardner Ugly, I mean Unger (lol it’s hard to keep that str8! lol) wuz watching Collie and Camdar and it made them want to kiss 2! So Key Lock kisst Unger (Wraith R so ttly sexy, rite?) but then Unger didnt want to kiss Key Lock he wnated to save tohse meen Fowers!

Key Lock and Uger argued abut whut tehy shud do but Collie and Camdar didnt argue! Tehy liek ttly made teh sexay tiems! Collie kisst Cadmar all over and said I luv U Camdar, U r teh only 1 for me and Collie made luv to Cadmar and Cadmar sed oh Collie do that agin! And Collie did and it wuz so hawt taht Camdar thought he wud esplode.

And tehn Camdar wuz kissing Collie and he wanted to kiss Collies eyelids but Collie had his snugladdes on and they wuz in the weigh and cadmar sed Take off Ur glasses Collie and Caollie took tem off and camdar saw whut color Collies eyes wuzeven tough no1 else had seen his eyes in teh hole PpC evar!

Then they herd Key Lock and Uger argueing anfd they wint and tehy saw Key Lock tryng to make Unger make teh mansex with him, and they shot KeyLock with a stuning gun end they saved unger even though he was small and ugly and tehn unger wuz on their side becuz they sved him from the evul Key Lock.

And tehy tied taht meen agunt up and then Collie and Camdar wint bqck to thiwr rc, becuz
the Daisy wuz liek ttly supportive n stuff and Camdar sed to Collie Ur eyes r so buutifull why U keep ur glasses on all ways? and Collie sed I wuz scered that any1 wud make fun of my I’s and Cadmar sed No1 will evar agin becuz I will stop them! I like ur eyes being pink and how they go with ur blew hair and geren armour! And then Cali sed I luv u Camdar I will never be scered agin!

And they had secs all day long becuz they loved ech oter sooooo much!


AN: Sob! Tehr luv is so buutiful and it maeks me cry becuz I am so happy for them! The Power of there luv is powrfull!

Ps: I usesd a knew pergrom to rite this und it haz al these red wavy lines under words. Wut deos that meen?!?!?!111?!

Its tough out there for new and expecting parents inthe PPC. Who could possibly understand their pain?

The following contains femslash. Flames will be used to fry strips of bacom for minis, so bring em on haters!!!

Title: Secret Meetings
Genre: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Rating: PG-13-ish
Characters: Xericka/Kaliel/Maeryn

Xericka sighed as she rounded a corner of one of HQ's many corridors. Normally, she would have gove over the various plot points in the last season of Castle or something in order to distract her from where she was going. She didn't need to do that this, time, however. The argument kept playing over and over again in her mind, like a bad playlist on a lioop.

It had been Gremlin again, ranting at her about all the time she was spending at the Nursery. She just didn't understand the work, the time that went into raising a child. Xericka had tried to explain but the metahuman just wouldn't listen. Everything had to be about her, all the time.

They'd been having these fights ever since she had abopted Aiden. Usually they were just verbal brawls with lots of searing and cursing. This time hd been different, hwoever. Gremlin had heard a rumor that Xericka was having secret rondevous with someone during her trips to the Nursery. You would have thought that Xericka had committed a warcrime based onthe way Gremlin was screaming. And then...

She reached up and touched the bruise on her face.

This had been a long time coming. It wasn't just about Aiden. So many things between her and Gremlin, between her and most of the PPC, felt wrong. She had to move on.

The funny thing was that the rumor was true. Xericka was indeed seeing someone on her trips to the Nursery. Another agent, one who was expecting a child of her (well, their) own. Gremlin didn;t know who, but it probably wouldn't take long before she figured it out. Not too many agents had or were about to have children of their own.

Xericka walked into the Nursery foyer. "I am just heading back to see Aiden," she said to the worker at the front desk. "I can see myself through." The worker nodded and waved Xericka back towards the private rooms.

Xericka's gaze stopped on one door in particular. There was a purple 'quiet please' sign hanging from the knob. That was their signal. Hardly super spy stuff, but it did the job. Up tuntill recently, anyway.

She walked over to the door and knocked gently, three times. After a few seconds, it opened up just barely enough for the Nobody to squeeze inside.

A lithe pair of arms wrapped arond her as the door swung shut behind her. Someone's warm lips met her own, but only for brief instant. Xericka could not help but smile as she was opulled into a warm embrace, which she quickly returned.

"I apologize for my lateness, Maeryn," Xericka said. "I was delayed."

Maeryn pulled away from the Nobody and smiled. "It is all rght, my love. I understand. What with all the work we've been getting, I would be more surprised if one of us wasn't late." Her smiled faded as she noticed the purple mottling on Xericka's cheek. "What happened?"

"Gremlin heard a rumor about my trysts at the Nursery. Trust me, I gave as good as I got." That was not exactly true, but it certailny sounded good.

Maeryn lowered her head for a moment, allowing Kaliel to tkae control. "She will not sruvive this day," she growled. "I will make sure of that personally."

"Do not bother yourself with her. She just does not understand what I am going through." Xericka closed her eyes and pressed her cheek against Kaliel's. "Not like you."

"You can't stay with her."

"I was not planning on doing so." A remote activator appeared in her hand with a flash of darnkess. "Many agents go missing, even whilke walking around HQ. That is what shall happen to Aiden and I."

Confusion and nerviousness passed over Kaliel's face. After a moment, Maeryn resurfaced. "I cannot go with you. You know that. I cannot leave my own unborn son behind. I have to wait."

"I know. I was aware of that before I came down here." Xericka stepped away from Maeryn and looked down at the ground. "I merely felt you should know."

"Where will you go?"

"I am not sure. I had thought about going to the Real World. I have never been there before."

There was an extended pause. Finally, Maeryn stepped in close to Xericka and wrapped her arms around the Nobody again. "I will never forget you."

"Nor I you, my dear. Nor I you."
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TWO YEARS LATER

The clerk looked up at the sound os someone clearing their trhoat. A young woman dressed all in brown was standing in front of his desk. There was a stroller with an infant it sitting next to her.

"I am looking for Miss Karcie Nil, please?" the woman asked. "I understand she lives here."

"I'm sorry, but I can't give that information," the clerk replied. "Now if you'll exuse me--"

The woman's eyes glowed. "Karcie Nil. Now."

All of the clolor in the clerks' face vanished. "Yees ma'am."

One elevator ride later, the young woman was standing in front of a door that looked like any other. She took a deep breath and knocked.

After a few seconds, a Goth-lloking young lady with blue streaks in her hair opened the door. "How may I -- Maeryn?"

"Hello, Xericka." Maeryn smiled. "I finsihed waiting."
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Read and review plz!!!!

(OOC: To Pretzel: I am so, so, SO sorry. PoorCynic.)

AN: Sorry for not including Suicide in this chapter, frenchPPCfan. But don't worry, future chapters will include him being awesome.

New Sirion, Capital City Illiana

King Durran Illian, True Claimant to the Rulership of the Multiverse, looked out through the viewscreens and saw the tides of battle as the war for the Multiverse raged. His generals watched with him as they formed new plans to continue the offensive. The situation was only slightly in their favour, with the Multiverse Lords having contributed only a small part of their strength.

The Doctor and his TARDIS had entered the war on the New Multiverse Freedom League's favour, but he was being swarmed by the Daleks, who now had Chaos Daemons bound into them to make them more powerful. Also, Sues, Author - Wraiths, and Character Replacements were trying to distract him with 'romantic attachments', and only the knowledge of Canon Matters granted him by the PPC prevented the Time Lord from being seduced.

Makes - Things, rescued from the fall of HQ, was busy building new weapons and armour to combat the Multiverse Lords. He was being helped by Techno - Dann and Tess, along with the Venomous Tentacula, sent by the Leauge of Mary Sue Factories as proof of their intention to cooperate. Now, they were working on a Mobile Reality Room that would take care of the beings from Warhammer 40K and the World of Darkness (Old and New), ending the threat they represented.

"Maybe it's time for you to finally move," said General Mara. Parliament can keep government going while you lead the final offensive."

"Perhaps," said the King. "But I have seen the tides of fate, and they tell me that now is not the time for me to confront the Dark King of the Multiverse yet."

"Then when will it be?" said Mara. "What if without your help, the Legion of the Multiverse Lords prevails over our brave soldiers?"

"There is a time and place for everything," said Agent Isaiah. "Be patient, for soon, the persistence and determination of our forces will see them succeed over the raw power of our enemies."

Suddenly, the alarm bells rang, causing an uproar in the surrounding corridors. King Durran stifled his surprise, and calmly spoke: "What's happening?"

Agent Monty ran inside the War Room, saying: "The Death Eaters have teleported into the Palace somehow! Your Majesty, we need your help!"

"Very well then, let me change into my Armor and Weapons."

aly put her feet up at the rc wating for it to beep. tethra was out doing whatever, i thinkk she went o visit the flowers. she sighed and leaned back falling out of her chair. "ow!!" she said, rubbing er head where she hit it.
just then tethra walked back in looking all beautiful with her shiny short black hair and curly horns and white skirt. "i uh hello tet" aly said, standing up quickly. tethra rolled her eyes/ "you nincompoop the console is beeping"
sure enough, there was a loud beeping. aly didn't know how she could hav missed it.
"oops." she checked it.
it wasa boring, not to bad fic. she didn' tknow why they had to kill it.
tethra, maybe we chouls send this to not-badfic-dept," she started to say, but tetra interupted her by breakthing on her eposed necj. "i have a better idea why don't we just skip this one" tethra breathed, playing with her hair.'
alys breath caugth. 'um'.
"c'monnnn," tethra teased, kissing her neck. aly froze.
then they turned around and kissed and feell on the bed and had hot steamy lesbian sex.

THE END.

(Authors note: i mean the character suicide, not actual suicide. I greatly recommend suicide for anyone that writes fanfiction about that tool. I also recommend anyone who likes said tool to read this fic so mahybe they'll finally get that their brin dead love object cucks and so they go kill themselves.)

(Ps: i don't own the ppc or it definately wouldn't have that tool suicide in it. I don't own star trek or whatever weird place suicide is from)

Chapter 2: Suicide Sucks

Make-sthings stood atop the burning ruins of the Queen Anne's Lace and gave it a few more good steps on to make sure it was dead. "Open up the intercom data,' he said to his robot minion, who plugged the mic into his chest and announced Makes-things voice thorughout the Department of Bad Slash (i know sui-tool is in DMS now but whatever)

"All ppc agents line up in the flower's office" Makes Things announced especially suicide you are getting promoted.

"What's my promotion"? suicide said after everyone had arrived. "This' said makes things as he took out steam-0powered gatling gun tha fires expliding bullets which burn through any kind of armor and emptied the clip into Suicides chest. "Got your wish finally huh tool!" he told the tool suicide, then he stomped on him a few times just ot make sure he was dead.

Makes things then turned the tun on teh rest of the agents and maket hem pledge allengence to his power. "I'm running the ppc now! Join me now or i'll make you join sui-tool!" no one else raised objections and he gbathered his army to assault the Department of GEologicl Abberations. He wanted to get ahold of that Star Crusher.

To be continued

(End note: There maybe now all you freaks will stop friggen spamming the theread with that fecking shive)

MY FIRSTFIC YAY!!1 thisll be like romeo and julett but in the ppc lol plz rnr but NO FLAMES pg13 for langage
there once was an agent named hawktail and she worked for the ppc and the dms. the peple in the dms did not like the peple in the dbs. but then hawktail was at a party and an agent named paris was there he was very handsome with pretty gold hair and and blue eyes hawktail saw him and they were in love. but then they found out they were in RIVEL DEPAMENTS!
they wer sad but they wer still in love. paris went to hawktails rc (AN its like the balkony sene geddit) and they desided to get maried!
(AN i havet seen the rest of the play so im gessing hear)
they tried to get the so to mary them but he sad no hes from the dbs and im from the dms. so they had the rosebush (AN thats a flower rite?) mary them. but hawktails abusiv ex drew found out and was mad at her so he went to her rc and beet her up.
'we must run away' hawktail said.
'okay' paris said 'where should we run away to'
'lets go to middlearth, i like it there,' hawktail said.
then drew showed up. 'you cant leav me you bich he said
paris killd drew and paris and hawktail went to middlearth and lived happly ever afer (thats how romeo and julett ends rite? i mean i no they didnt go 2 middlearth :D)
so that was my story DID YOU LIEK IT?!?1/1/1

Category: PPC
Titre: L'amour-propre
Summary: Agent Suicide is amourous of someone. WANK.
Rating: M(mmmmm!)

AN: This is the first time that i write a fic in english, i am french, thanks of correct me if i make errors. I have not written the PPC, it is just that i love the caracters specially Suicide because he is so viril. ^^ In all case, I hope that you like my story.

Agent Suicide was happy of be all alone in his RC in the end ! He disrobed himslef quick (AN: Thanks of tell me if that is the fashion right of say that ! Thanks !) and said himself, « Agent Suicide, you are the man the most attractive that i have ever seen. »

Then he answers himself, « Thank yuo Agent Suicide for your complement ».

Then he says himslef, « Agent Suicide, i love you. »

Then he beings to rub himslf, up and down. His virile membre was so big that he can use his two hands on him !

« Oh Suicid ! » he crys himslef as he rubs himself more quick. His member has been like iron now. Some instants more late, his member has explosed and ther is white liquide everywhere. He sighs contently and gos to sleep. His member is still hard because he is so manly !

The end.

AN: I hope that you like it ! Thanks of read and reviiew and please correcte my english !

((OOC: JOHANN II 4EVA! Lleu here, expressing my love for Sovereign Prince Johann II, by far the best of Liechtenstein's rulers. Hans-Adam II may have an interesting political philosophy, but he doesn't even come close to the awesomeness that was Johann II. [In all seriousness, though — I run a Liechtenstein appreciation blog.] In any case, I'm very amused that I'm not the only one who saw this and immediately thought of Suicide as the main character. >> Sincere apologies to Tungsten_Monk.))

Luv Thi Brony!

A/N I wanued to rite this cause I red a supar kawaii stry abot thees charries and I wanted to do then as Ponies cause Ponies r even moar kawaii desu! Ths storey shuld be 20$ kewler then teh last one! (taht was for xxxTehAwesummSausexxx cause they r awesumm and my neww BFF!)

Agenut Nume wus a pony!

He had a gray coat and black mane and tale and his cutie mark was one f thos fazer guns from Star Wars. (cause I think i saw he licked the shw?)

One dau he was waking down the hall as he was luking for his bff Ilrain(who realy is a pony!) as he noticed that he was lost as he saw that he was near the rc of his frien Suicide (i don't like that name so I am gonna cal him Sui now).

He kocked on the door wit his hoof as he hoped that his freind was there as the door opened as Sui looked at Nume and smiled.

Aget Sui had a tan coat and gray mane and tale taht sparkeld in the light and his vutie mark was a 300 cause that is what mobie he is fom.

It is good to see you Nume he said as he held up a hoof as nume did the same as they did the Brohoof as they went inside the rc.

I have not sen you in a long tiem said Nume as he nuzzled his fried as they cuddld on teh grass in the rc.

I no said sui as he nuzzled nume back as he said that he had mist nume as a teer fell from his eyes as he said we shuld hav a prty and invite out friens to it.

Nume sad thgat he lieked tgat idea as he said tat they shulf do that later as he cuddle close to hie frend as he said that he was tiered an that the shuld tak a nap.

And they did!

And it ws very kawaii!

And then they thrw a prarty as all theur fruends came as they wanted to celebrete wiht them as they all brouht gifs.

Whn the perty ws over Nume luked at Sui as he said he was his new best frond as her nuzzled him as Sui sed that Num was his besy ferind too as they cuddled and tuk antoher nap.

The End Desu!!

PLZ RED ANF REVUW BUT NO FLAMES!

Hey guyzz!!! I totes have tihs super kewl fanfic 4 u all! I LOVES TEH PPC!!!!!11

(Dis is an AU, cuz I dint like how PorCynic wrote how Lee came back (lol came geddit cuz this is a shipfic), lol it sucked so bad. Sry I kinda suck at summaries but the story is aweosme co kieep reaidng!!!)

"HIYAAAAAH!!" Ian screemed loudly at the Sue, swinging his litesaber at it's head. The Sue exploded in a puff of magic fairy dust, and Ian grew wings. He had won!

But it wasn't the same witout his partner Lee who was still mising since that one fic. Ian screemed loudluy again and cried until black tears that were black as tar rolled down his face "lee I miss u so much" he said still crying "plz come back i can't do this withouwt you." he cried.

unfrotunatlfy because he was crying and the black tears were black he dint see the other sue that he hadnt seen beforoe. it sneeked up on him and raised a big sward over hi head.

"nooooooooo" someone shouted and tackled Ian.

IT WAS LEE! (dun dun dun!)

"omg lee its you" said ian "i missed u so much"

"i missed u 2 ian" she said and they sexed right there and lee got preggers!

and they lived happily evar after!!!!!!!

TEH END!

A/N: PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ REVIEW PLZ!!! FLAMES AND NEGATVIE REVIOIS WILL B IGNORED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH TAKE THAT FLAMERS ROFLOLMAOBBQ

(OOC: Oh God, I feel so dirty.)

((One of the other hallmarks of the badfic writer mentality...))

4ever Love by DaNNluv3r
Rating: T
Summary: OC/Dann. Thsi is totlly orginl!!!!

The young lovly maden who was born with te face thet bears her name was prambulatting amazinly down the hallways of HQ. krstil MYtril was a tal tall beutiful womyn with delicit emmereld treses that floed like the niagra falls down her perfectly shapeed back. She had a scar acros her back that she hatted becus it remiimded her of the tragic deth of her famly at the hands of teh swrsmen she had took her wepon from.

she walkd to a perfictly oval shaped dor and knockked on it becus it belonged to her tru luv who was sad becus she mised her home continnumiumium, Dann was a nobody who csme from the same contimuunun as amareta and they were perfect for eachohter becus of that. Everyhting was perfect an hapy but it was'nt becus Dann mised her home and her sisters.

Krstil was sad Dann was sad so she desided to vist her. alas they culdnt liv togeter becus EVERYBDUY was gelus and hated her becus she was so perfict and gorgus and had a keyblade with gems on.

but when krstil unfolded the portal she saw gremlin waz beting up xericcka so she hit gremlin with the sward and brok her head open and blod spiled out and DANN was savd. and then amareta and DANN got maried and lived togeter forever and were very hapy whil gremlin was made to do a relly bad fic alone in punishment.

acaciam was hapuilly earried ot the ds b ut the a ipod ytoyuch came and said im jealou and ax=cacia sqaid no i only love the ds and ipod sauid okay and lefyt

Rating: R
Summary: The enchanting waif Supernumerary might protest, but Suicide knew what he really desired.

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Author's note: I decided to write this after reading the other fics in this section. None of the other authors seem to really understand how Suicide and Nume think of each other, and it's been so disappointing! I hope my humble effort will inspire some more accurate interpretations. :)

Supernumerary only allowed his true friends to call him "Nume" but one person, one enemy, was violating that room. He shrank inwardly at the thought as he walked down the corridors of headquarters: agent Suicide, so angry and strong, who called him Nume without ever asking permission and who made Supernumerary shiver at the sound of his voice. Yet somehow Supernumerary couldn't stop him doing it. Something about the way the term fell from his scarred lips shook Supernumerary to his core and it was terrifying him at the thought.

He was on his way to the cafeteria, to get more grass for Ilraen and caught up in his own thoughts, when he bumped hard into something unyielding. Letting out a cry, Supernumerary stumbled, falling hard towards the unforgiving generic surface. Something hot--unbearably hot but soft, like steel covered with burning velveteen leather--seized him around the waist, and his silky black locks only brushed the cold and hard surface of the floor.

He gasped, his dewey rain-misted orbs opening wide to meet the cruel chocolate-colored gaze staring back at him. Suicide held him tight and unyielding, his strong hands clenched firmly around Supernumerary's slender hips, the rough-hewn fingers digging into the pale skin there revealed by the rise of Supernumerary's thin shirt. Supernumerary shivered, his whole body shaking in terror, as Suicide loomed over him with a smile decorating his cruel lips.

"You should be careful where you go." Suicide said, his hands still not leaving Supernumerary's hips. One idle finger carressed the skin there, drawing another shiver and a gasp from Supernumerary and leaving a white-hot burning trail of heat that shot through him like one of Suicide's thick solid spears. "You could get yourself hurt falling over like that, Nume."

"Don't you dare call me that!" Nume gasped, trying to twist out of Suicide's grasp. The ruthless hands held him tight, and tears began to bead in the corner of his wide silvery eyes. "Let me go! I need to go to the cafeteria."

"You want something to eat?" One of the strong dark hands slid upwards, leaving a white-hot burning trail of heat in its wake, and the scarred thumb traced across Supernumerary's delicate chin. "I thought so. Such a pretty thing like you needs a firm hand, though."

Supernumerary gasped. "What are you doing! Let me go!" The tears squeezed free of his terrified eyes, sliding down one pale marble cheek and clinging like drops of dew to his rain-mist eyes. "P-please!"

The other hand cupped Supernumerary's slim rear, the strong fingers slipping under his belt, and Supernumerary's eyes widened despite himself. "W-what's happening to me?" he gasped. "What are you--ohhh!"

"That's it," Suicide whispered hoarsely. With one sweep, he dragged the terrified gasping Supernumerary off his feet. Supernumerary pounded weakly at his assailant's broad chest, but his blows were weak and he was helpless against his overwhelming attacker. "Come to me, you pretty young thing."

Author's note: I want to continue this, but I need to know that people in this section are accepting of canon first. Reviews, please!

[Tungsten_Monk's note: I'm going to hell for this, I'm sure of it.]

(Dislclamer/Author's Note I don't own the PPC **that's the Protectors of the Plot Continuum if you aren't hip like me** Star Trek or Avatar [the good one not the kids one lol] so plz don't sue me loljk. But seriously tho)

(Edit: also I kno that Makes-things isn't like this in the PPC normally ok I just thought it would be cool if he took voer the ppc, k? It's my story I can do anything i want with it so all the haters can just shove off, k? Also thanks everyone who likes the story u guys are aweome.)

Chapter 1: Awakening

Makes-Things suddenly waks up from his super advanced bed in his workshop. His bed had alot of cool things that did stuff like give him massages and make him drinks and things but he didn't need it right now. He was suddenly in the inventing mood.

"Loan Denied," the Sunflower Official told Makes-=Things. "But I need it so I can build my next project he exclaimed." "We don't have the money' said the sunflwoer official cuz there's been too many badfics lately and we're overbudget. "Fine then," said Makes Things ran off to a plot hole and landed on Pandora next to the sacred tree. He had disguised himself as a Navi so all the local Na'vi couldn't see him while he took his shove l and started to dig in the ground so he could get some unobtainium.

"What the hell are you doing?" said Jake who could see him for some reason.

"HOw can you see me" says Makes Things.

"Since becomeing a Na'vi I've gained the power of mind-reading and I could sense your ill intent." jake replied. He pointed an arrow at Makes things and told him to stop trying to dig. "Ha you think you can stop me with such a puny weapon? he said, pulling out his shield device. Jake fired, and the arrow hit the sheidl and ricocheted back at Jake and stabbed him in the heart. Neytiri started crying as Jake fell to the ground bleeding to death. With that trouble finished, makes things took out his digging machine and fired it at the ground and took a ton of unobtainium. The he teleported to the humans on earth and sold it for all the money he needed for his experiment.

Finally back at the PPC Makes things finished his new experiment. It was a man-sized person in a green suit with white silver skin.

"What the hell is that' the Sunflower official said. 'where did you get the money to make that?"

"F you flower, I can get m;y own money! Data prune this weed!" and the robot that he'd made that looked like Data from startrek had his arms turn into hedge clippers and he cut the sunflower official down. "Noooooooooooooo!" he said ((go to http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/ so you can hear what he sounded llike)) as Data chopped him up and served him to Makes-Things as a salad.

"This is just the first step Data. Now, we head to the DBS**

To be Continued

** Department of Bad Slash

Itz HotUkeleleLover agin! I learnt all kindz of stuff tihs yer! My writting is soooooo much moar inproofed! So I learnt taht U has to have soemting callt a plot. How wierd is taht?!?!

King Daisy ferevar!

That meen agunty Key Lock wuznt ded. He wuz pertending. Wen All the gud agunts left (like Ian and Lee and Cadmar(i now taht cadmar wuznt here last alst yer, but (/me waves!) i cloodet him NE way! ) tht meen agunt got up and tryet to find moar meen agunts!

He fount hims partner Unger (or maybe ti should be Ugly! lololololo) and he wint into that worst badfic of all badfics and he triet to rescue the Markei Day Saf and the SnuFower Offial. Agunt Collie found out and he told teh Daisy. Teh Daisy sent Agunt Collie and Agunt Cadmar to stop thpose meen agunts AN he send tohse 2 becuz thye lik tttly love eaach other ferevar and R purfect fer eeeach other and stuf lik taht)

When tohse gud agunts got to the badfic it was awful! Ther wuz monsters and it wuz dark but Collie cud C beCuz of his spehul powrs that lats him see in teh dark and so he cud see and led Camdar threw teh dark badfic! And Camdar wuz so happy that he kisst Collie and and tehy made out and they start to take tehir clotes off but tehy did knot now tah those meen agunts wuz watching them! and they had wepons ponted rigt at Collie and Camdar!

Whut will happen next? U rlly want to now, riht? Well I wont tell u unles i get at lest 3 revuws! and not flame revuws ether! So Pssssssssssst to all u falmers out there!

Ponies of teh Plot Continums: Fanfic is Magic!!!

A/N I dont own the PPC or MLP, but I luv them lots!! This is mmy forst stry so everypony has to be nice and give me lots fo good reveiws!!

Agent Sparkley Desu of tje Pnoies of the Plot Continnum was going to see the Sunflwer Bronie who was the leader of teh PPC.

He said he had a super kawaii mission for Sparkley Desy to go on.

Sparkley Desu is a Agent in the department of cute and unique freindships.

She had a pink coat witha yellow mane and tale.

Her cutie mark was a Yellow smily face that had sparkles aruond it.

When she gt to the Sunflwoer Bronie she said "Hello, Sunflower Broniw>"

The Sinflowr Bornie was a yellow bronie with a sunfloeer cutie mark.

"Helo Sparkley Desu.

You're msion is to be the frind of Sevrus Sanpe from teh Hairy Potter unverse."

"OMG!"

She said with a swquee.

"Snape is so tattaly kawaii!!

I will be his friend!"

And then she portaled to Snaps room where he was all sadand lonly.

Snape was a blck brony witha tottaly gorss skullthing and snake as his cutei mark.

"Do not be lonly!"

Sparley Desu higged Snape and he wasnt lonly anymore.

Snapes coat turned fron black to a sparkley green and the his cutey mark turned into a smily face and rainbow (which is so mch cutter than a skill)

"I am not lonly abymore!"

"Yay!"

And they went on a piknik and were frieds fro lif!!

TheEnd!

A/N Srry that wsa so long guys. But I will rite moar if I get gud reveiws!!

Rating: T

Summary: I said that my next fic was going to be titled PPC: Rebirth, but my visions have suddenly changed from being from the future to being from Alternate Universes.

In this universe, the Mysterious Somebody had won.

His army was not just composed of Factory!Sues, but also C***br**n, Tortura, Rose Potter, Naga!Riku, Laura (not the Agent), those characters from For Your Eyes Only and Of Warlords and Pleasure, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, Marissa Picard, and Jenna Silverblade.

The Black Cats were unprepared for his assault, falling quickly before his assault of Squick. Their PPC counterparts were too surprised at C***br**n and Laura's sudden Ressurections to act.

Not merely that, but he was accompanied by a vast army from the Civilization and Total War countinua, and since those minions were less sueish than his Factory Minions, he managed to destroy even the most zealous of Assasins and Floaters.

There were points of resistance, sure. Captain Dandy and the Sub Rosa fought till the last, taking down dozens of Sues and minions as they died besides each other. Steve Diamond and Tango Dioxide managed to take down several DIS Members, while Agent Blue killed Twp'awt and Ontic. Nyx and Dassie managed to gain the trust of the SO, defending him from the MS until the last.

And finally, Mortic and Elanor managed to evacuate a meager remnant of Agents and Flowers from HQ before being cut down in a hail of gunfire. Those remnants linked up with the remainder of Tinco Division, having no choice but to join forces against the greater threat.

But this was only a small spark of hope admist a black backgound of wasted potential and crushed dreams. For the Multiverse was now in the grim hands of a dark ruler whose legions bestrode worlds. Gone were the days in which Canon was actively defended, never to rise again.

For the Mysterious Somebody, after having renamed himself the Dark King of the Multiverse, had gathered the most corrupt beings in the Multiverse to his side. From Warhammer 40K, the World of Darkness, Exalted, Ravenloft, Dark Sun, Shadowrun, Cthulthu Mythos, Berserk, Evangelion, Claymore, Bokurano, etc. etc. came a vast army of abberations, which mixed with the Sues and Stus to form a force of defilement that had few matches.

Soon, screams flared across the Word Worlds, as the Legion of the Multiverse Lords plundered and pillaged its wealth to enrich their tyrannical paymaster. In what was once the quarters of the Intelligence department, the DKM laughed as the points of light that denoted the universes grew dark at his will.

But, his will was not to go uncontested.

There were rumors of controlled passages between worlds being made, where those who were willing to stand up to the despot's rule were free to plot. Where heroic figures would rather vanish instead of succumbing to the control of the Uber!Sues and Uber!Stus. Where relics and treasures were being stockpiled for a counterattack by the forces of Multiversal Idealism.

Whispers spoke of different names for the nascent movement. Avengers of Canon, Strikers in Mist, The Consolidated OFU of the Multiverse, Mkellin Division, Blazing Torch of the Illians, the list went on. But there was one fact that was clear: The Struggle had just begun.

aothors note okayt this is my seconf ic sso dont be not nice

chapter 1 love

acacia put the ds bask together and fellin love this tds and gto mareried to it and bought more dsses to be ther kids the end

I love this game. It's hillarious. ...Leaves me feeling like I need to shower with a steel wool scrubbie, but fun.

I would prefer it, though, if no one (but me, if I have time) writes about my agents - Sedri, Iza and Ketay. I imagine it might be a bit late to say so, and no worries if someone already has, but it's just one of those silly little things that make me uncomfortable. Thanks!

Jay and Accacia was in trouble. They had walked into the wrong badfic and suddenly found that their cloaking things {AN - I can't remember wheat they were called at the moment} weren't working, and now they were being chased by a load of Orc's.
"I think this is going to be the end Jay." Acacia said, wrapping her arms around her partner.
"Say it aint so Acacia!" Jay cried, tears falling down her cheeks as the pair of them ran into a cave to try and hide from the Orcs.
"My bow is not working." Acacia said. "Ive been doing this longer than you have Jay and I know that this is what feels like its going to be the end of our PPC career."
"Then there is something I need to tell yu." Jay told her partner, locking her arms arouns her hips and pulling her close. "I have always loved you Acacia, I am glad that we will die together."
Acacia looked shocked for a moment but then didnt because somehow she had always knopwn about her partners secret love and she realise that she felt the same way as well, enjoying feeling her arms around her as they were.
"I know." She replied stoikly. "And I am in love with you as wel."
The two girls leaned in towards each othern for a passionate kiss and began to tear at their uniforms [AN - I don't want to be too graphic, I don't want people reading this 1 handed.]
Suddenly they head stuff behind them and suddenly a man was stood there with a really big gun in 1 hand and a really big sword in another. "Dont worry sis, I will save you from these dreadtful orcses."
The new man stood framed in the light of the cave entrance, light shining off his long brown hair and his gleaming brown eyes. His uniform clung tight to hi muscular body and showed all of his curves off well. He looked like Aragon from lord of the rings, because he was. He and Acacia had both been rescued from a badfic as the children of Arrowthorn.
"Arogan, what are you doing here?" Acacia asked, still holding her parnter close to her.
"I am here to rescue you!" Aragon yelled, jumpig out of the cave and mowing down all of the Orcs that where waiting outside and the MarySue that was eading them.
It only took him 90 seconds to kill them all and he returned to the cave to find his sister and his partner waiting in the cave, their uniforms still hanging off.
"Oh Aragon what can we do to repay you?" She asked, dashing over to him and wrapping her arms around him.
Aragon leant forward to oput a kiss on her lips. "I can think of a way....."

[AN - It's getting late now and I want to make sure that I write the next chapter rellly well so as not to make it look just like porn. Theres going to bhe reall stuff between the three agents, but it is like essential to the plot and it will all be done in a tasty way./]


((Argh, this is Meta and I need to run away and take a shower now after that. Writing intentional badfic is not as easy as it sounds.))

Summary: okayu thgisis y first fnafic son dont be meenan

chaspter 1 she finsd a ds

acacuia was walking in torew and she seen ds asnd she boughgt ti and thge boyt t bored aso dissasdemn=blredd it asnd uit bloewe up

ythe ehn

Summary: Max thought her life sucked, but then a portla opens and she appers in a new plaec. How will it change her life?
Rated K, 'coz theer are some curses

TIHS IS MY VERY FISRT FANFICTION ABOUT PPC SO BE NICE TO ME!

Max enterd the living room and met her parents.
They weren't her real parents 'coz they were killed when she was ten years old.
"Max, why have you set fire to mrs Johnsons cat again?" Asked her 'mom'
'Coz its a f*ck*ng bloody cat that pisses me off" She answered.
"Darling, you know you mustnt set fire to anythign. weve talked 'bout that" sadi her 'dad'.
"YOURE SO MEAN TO EM I F*CK*NG H8 U SO F*CK OFF!!!!!11!!!!" Max said and ran from home.
she slammed the door and ran down teh street.
Max punched a tree in the park and made a scrtach on her hand.
she licked the blood, brushed her black miniskirt and her black knee-long coat.
She then kicked the ground wihth her black Converse and a portal openmed and she fell throug.
"wot is it? She asked.
"Tihs is headquarters" sed a sunflower behind a desk.
"do you wanna join th PCC?" sasked the flower.
"Yeah, man what you i do?"
"Take this gun and kill sues"
Max took teh guna nd crossed a portal.
"hullo there, i'm ur parner" sed a guy.
He had long gray hair and sexy scars.
My name's Suicide" he said.
"hi, i'm Max" Max said
"thats the sue? She asked.
yes; we have to kill her" suicide said.
Ther was a girl with big boobs and really thin and blonde greassy hair.
She was wearin all pink and was singing a christina Aguilara song.
her boobs were plastic and she had her nose operated and her teeth were crooked.
"I'll kill her" Max said.
She took her sword and came to the sue and sed
"Hi, i'm going to kill you 'coz youre a sue." and Max cut her in two with a single movement.
the sue fell to the floor and Suicide said "U handle the sword reely well. I think I Luv U"
"Love`s sh*t" Max sed.
SHe kissed him and he lifted her and she wrappd her left around his waist.
then she said "Love sucks"
she walked thorught the portal and left him there crying.

a/n: i was talking to chalk and she suggested i do some quadrant shipping "to get in touch with [my] troll side." i havent actually done quadrant shipping before so id like some constructive criticism as to what ships are useable or not. for instance are jack and caleb moirails or just in cahoots?

black romance by accompliceLightning.
rated t for violence.
summary: suicide suicide and c3
everyone knew agents suicide and nume were in hate with each other. their feelings were blacker than the depths of the ocean and flared hotter than the core of the sun itself. the only one who could keep them from killing each other was diocletian who for some reason was pulling double duty as moirail and auspistice to agent suicide. humans are weird like that.

one the two of them were fighting particularly hard over a mission they and their respective partners had both been assigned to. suicide had been snappish and had killed the sue early and nume was angry about it because it meant he had more paperwork to do. unfortunately diocletian wasnt there and they killed each other. this proved the need for auspistices in a strong kismesis relationship.

((Firebird766 here! Norion you are an awful agent. Chalk just wanted you to ship, not write fic!))

Yay PPC fanfiction! There isnt enough of this stuff. Which is a shame, cause the PPC is AWESOME SAUCE.

Ever wonder what Danny and Cornelius might have done while Laura was away during their time in DIAU? Now you don't need to wonder! The following contains slash. Dont like, dont read.

Title: An Inquiry
Rating: PG-13/R
Genre: Romance
Characters: Cornelius/Danny

Danny didn't look up from his book at the sound of the beeping from behind him. It was probably just Cornelisu. The AI was always coming and going, claiming to be off consulting with the Anitgravity Apple. Who knew if that was really the case?

"Agent Richardson?" Cornelius said from behind Danny's back. "Where's Agent Dukes?"

"Off stocking up on energy drinks, I think," Danny repled.

"I see."

Something moved in front of Danny. He looked up from his book to see Cornelius in his corporeal, hard-light form. "Something up?" the assassin asked. "Did you get another mission?"

"No. Rather, I had something to ask you. Something about Agent Dukes and yourself."

Danny couldn't read Cornelius's face. The AI could be downright inscruitable when he wasnted to be. "Go ahead."

"You are not in a relationship with Agent Dukes, correct?"

"That's right."

Cornelius paused. Now there was some emotion - confusion? nervousness? it was hard to tell - showing around his eyes. His form flickered, but only for a moment. "Are you... attracted to men, Agent Richardson?"

Danny peered at Cornelius before carefully setting down his book. He then stood up, so that he and the AI were faceing each other. "Why do you ask, Cornelous? Is this part of you wanting to understand humans better?"

There was an expectant pause. Finally, Cornelius reached out and strocked his hand along Danny's jawline. "I believe you know why," he said softly. "I believe that you have suspected for quite a while."

Danny caught Cornelius's hand in his own before it could leave his skin. The hologram felt surprisigly lifelike: warm and soft, just like a real person's body would. He bent his head down enough to kiss the first knuckle of Cornelius's hand. Then the second.

Cornelius hummed as Danny's lips graced each of his knuckles in turn. "Is that your answer, Agent Richardson?" he asked.

"No," Danny replied. "This is." He siuddenly pulled the AI in close and kissed him on the mouth.

They stood their, lips locked, until Danny pushed Corenelius up against the nearest wall. Their kissing began to grow more passionate; their tongues intertwined, parted, then intertwined again.

One of Cornelius's hands found its way underneath Danny's jumper and began tugging at the lower buttons of the assassin's dress shirt. Danny yanked off his tie, threw it aside, and began working on the buttons near his neck.

Cornelius broke away for a second. "Hang on..." he waved his hand at the RC dorr. The locks clicked together. "Just in case Agent Dukes were to come back early."

"Good call," Danny replied. He tugged off his jumper and resumed working on the buttons. "She'd probably have a thing or two to say about all this."

"Something off-color, no doubt." Cornelis nibbled at Danny's neck while similtanously grinding into his thigh.

Danny paused. "Aren't you going to get undressed?"

Cornelius grinned and blinked three times rapidly. His clothesimmediately flickered and vanished. "Does that settle your inquiry?" he said as he undid the last button on Danny's shirt.

The assassin looked at the AI and licked his lips in anticipation. "It does, Corneliys. It does at that."
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REviews get cupcakes!

Hai guyz, tis iz AL here (shut it, pervz, not that kinda licker!) Tiz is a storie bout teh awezom Jay Thorntre and Acasia Bird.

J an Acasa wer in Hedquorters. Tey needed ta tak ta teh Sonflower Oficial about teh Marie Suz who wer in teyr roomz. Tey waked trouh teh hallz & went opstares to tak to him. "Hez meen, touh, Ja sayed.
Acasha cryed 'cuz seh lieks teh Sonflowr Ofishal. Seh tinks hez a secksy flowr.

Sry tis s so shrt. ill pst anothr chptr aftr fiv revewz -AvanzdLicker

Davyd Ilian the sparkly vampire by xxxtwilightlover1995xxx
Rated T - Romance

AN: Heyyyyy!!!! xxxtwilightlover1995xxx here!!! if u didnt gues i think twilight is AWESUMEEE!!!!!!! and i thought it would be great if the ppc agents were all vampires!!!!! (not warewolves cos Edward is hotter!!! go team edward!!!)

oh and if you donnt like slash then G T F O cos i dont like you!!!!!!!!!!

one day the ppc agents woke up to find that they were all amazingly hansome vampires from twilight (AN: yay!). they reelised that they were twilight vampires cos they sparkled really intestly in the light.

agent davyd illyan woke up and realised that he was a vampire and not a silly elf thing anymore 'yay' he said. 'now all the mari sues will die because im an awesome vampre

his first misssion was to kill a mary sue in the twilight books (AN: not the films cos they suck, Edward doesnt sparkle enough) he went into the world and found her

her name was bella swann. he killed her by hitting her with tree

then he and Edward made out for a long time

AN: R&R more to come later!!! isnt sparkly davyd sooooo hottt!!!

((OOC: Huinesoron, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. The idea just came to me and I had to write it down! ^_- ~Fish Custard))

R&R! Good comments only! I dont see the point of leaving bad reviews, what are you trying to prove, i mean if you dont like the story just dont read it its not like i care what you think.

Agent Nikolaos knocked gently on the door to the SO’s office, his knuckles tapping softly against the solid wooden portal. Soon after the familiar angelic voice filled his ears, “Come in”. Nikoloas opened the door, eagerly anticipating the meeting with the flower after what felt like so long. Again the angelic voice surrounded him, calling him towards the flower as if it were speaking to his very soul. Nikolaos my love I have missed you so, please tell me the Sues didn’t hurt you.

Nikolaos had crossed the room before the sunglower was finished speaking and kissed his head lovingly, tongue reaching out to taste his pollen as he ran his hands down the flower’s thick stem caressing every leaf as he passed.

“No one will hurt me while I have you looking after me, I promise” he said as he gazed lovingly at the upper petals of the flower.

“I love you” the flower said, his head seeming to move to meet his lover’s gaze.

"I know you do" said Nikolaos, his hands reaching down to the cluster of roots making up his lovers penis, his lover uprooting slightly to give him access as he started to stroke slowly at first but getting faster and faster, kissing the flower again as the flower shot his chlorophyll-tinged seed over his lovers hands.

AN:: Well hi everyone! Im back with another chappie of my story that i strarted l;ast year. i kno I got some mean FLAMERS but I want to keeep writing my story because its so meaningful and shows why the Marqis de SOd is like he is.

Cahpter Three

Agent Elli Lloysin threw herself in front of her lover the Marqis as the Sues shot arrows and bullets at him. Lots of tehm hit her but she stood strogn and brave even though she was in asgony. The SUes ;all looked at eacjh other and gasped that she was so strog adn brave. Then she shot them with her arrows that were poisomed (AN: Like Acaica!) and they dyed very fast.

But Elli was hurt very bad and she fell to the floor bleding. "Marqis love" she gasped. "im sorry I dont thkin i can hold on much longer".....

He fellto the floornbeside her and held ger close. He was crynig "No elli you cant die ehre"! "I love you"!

Then lots of Agnets ran up to help becase they heard the Marqis and they knew he woudl only cry for his Elli and thye liftd her up very gerntly and carried her to medical. He stat outside in the lobbie and waited while all the bet people in medical woked to try to stop her dieing.

Then Doc Fit came out and looked bery sad. "Im sorry Marqis sir but"....

"but what" asked the Marqis all worie.d "is Elli okay"?

"im afriad the sues shot her too much". "We cant save her sir". "Im sorry becaue we all knw how much you love her but I"-

"NO" the marqis yelled. "YOURE ALL STUPID OF YOU CANT SAVE HER WHAT DO WE PAY YOU FOR"! and he ran in to see Elli and she was lying on the bed with all the hopsital mahines and stuff around her beeping and they shpowed she was dieing.

he sat by her bed and cryed for a long time because his lover was fading away. and then she died and the heart monitor stopped and he sat there heartbroken for a long time as well. Then he stood up and stared down at her beautiful face and turned away. "i promise I will never love anyone elses" he said very quietly and then he went out of medical and back to his office where he could be alone.

And he could never bring himse;f to be happy agaion becauase he alwyas remebmered the agent he loved and he knew if it wasnt for the ppC she would hae lived but she was always rpoud to serve the PpC so he couldnt abadnon them. So he was always cross with everyone because it helped to hide how much he urt inside and because the Agetns reminded him ofn Elli his lover who had died.

But he wasn br ave and carried on this work like she would have wanted thim to and he never let anyone see him cry.

And that is the stroy of the Marqis de sOd and Elli Lloysin.

THE EDN.

AN: REVIEW PLEASE I LOVE RevEIWS! BUT NOt flames becaue I will cook my dinner on them hah! nWhat did ppl think of it????/?

[[Sorry, all. 's Cassie here, I just had to finish this fic. DX]]

Category: PPC
Title: THE POWER OF LOVE!
Summary: Makes-things was dead but he isn't anymore! How did that happen? The POWER OF LOVE! Please READ AND REVIEW!! MTxD Rated R for lemons. Romance. One-shot.

A/N This fic is dedictated to ColdFireBurns who is a hippocritical BTICH who thinks that I shouldnt right fic on here because I am a dude. But I am not mad. I am just gonna prove that she is wrong!.

The Megavirus epidemoic had just ended and an agent ran through the halls of the ppc hq looking for her true love. She was very beutifull and had long chesnut hair and ivory skin. She had been ;locked in her rc the whole time and hadn;t been able to see him. She was totaly in love with him and needed to see hjm after the three days of being lovked up. She ran to the departmetn of sufficiantly advanced tecknology to see Makes-thigns! But when she ran through the door to the dosat she saw that Makes-things was dead. There was a beam of lught coming from a hole in the ceiling and in the middle of it was Makes-Things who was surrounded by 50 dead Megaviruss! The agent ran to her true love and cried. When her tears hit Makes-Things there was a shimmery magic effect and he came back to life! He looked up at his true love and said "Diocletine?". Diocletine said "Yes it is me." and she kissed him. They were so happy that Makes-things was not dead anymore that they decided to have sex! They went into Makes-things office and knocked all the stuff off the desk and had sex. They did all sorts of positions and kinds of esx. Makes-things even got out his sonic screwdriver and used it as a toy and Diocletine loved it and was very happy!. They were very happy together and decided to take a vacation and get married! And they did and now they have sex all the time.

A/N See! THAT IS A GOOD STORU AND ME BEIUNG A DUDE HAS NTOHING TO DO WITH WETHER IT IS GOOD OR NOT!. sO THERTE!

Please read and review. BUT NO FLAMES!

[[Truly my mind is warped. Apologies to Makes-things. That poor man has been through enough without me involving him in this.]]

[Ellipsis Flood here. I was basically typing Hussie style on this.]
AN: HI EVERYON! ITS ME, NEZZY (THE 1 IS JSTU THEIR COS SOMEONE STEALED MY NAME! ANYTWAYS, THIS IS MY SOTRY ABOUT MY ATGNET,NEZZY!

As Nezzy opend teh portal she grinned, "Finally, I did it. I made a portal to teh PPC. Now I can bee an agnettoo." She laughed a diabloical lauguh.

Nezzy stepped threw teh portl annd stood in a graeyx corridor. Ir was full of greya and doors of grey. "Uh, it's al. so gry." She said. Nezzy herflef was shiny brightr. She had blond red hair that was wild and fluffy around her hed. Se wore a nice frilly blue shirt that had frills and glitter everywhere. It showed her navel and her jeans weree all blue and fake old and fake cut off and she had shiny sandals that werer blu.

"I am so excstied!" Ten she went into teh corraidor.

AN: TELL ME HOW IT WAS DO SO WANT MORE DCPATERS?! R+R PLEAS!

((Firebird766 speaking. I feel it's time for me to stretch my badfic muscle and give this thing a shot...))

tru luv forever by rikuforeverluv
Rating: T
Summary: OC/Xericka. its my OTP!1 r&r and no flaming or ill sick amareta on u!

the young maden who was born with te face thet bears her name was prambulatting delacetly down the ingresses of HQ. amareta silvereye was a tal tall womynly figur with delicit aluminum treses that floed like the niagra falls down her perfectly shapeed back. She had a scar acros her back that she hatted becus it remiimded her of the tragic deth of her famly at the hands of teh keybarer she had took her wepon from.

she anmulated to a perfictly oval shaped dor and knockked on it becus it belonged to her tru luv who was sad becus she mised her home continnumiumium, xerikka was a nobody who csme from the same contimuunun as amareta and they were perfect for eachohter becus of that. Everyhting was perfect an hapy but it was'nt becus xericca mised her home and her sisters.

amareta was sad xerikca was sad so she desided to vist her. alas they culdnt liv togeter becus her coworker gremlin was gelus and hated amareta becus amareta was so perfict and gorgus and had a keyblade with gems on.

but when amareta unfolded the portal she saw gremlin waz beting up xericcka so she hit gremlin with the keyblade and brok her head open and blod spiled out and xerikkca was savd. and then amareta and xericku got maried and lived togeter forever and were very hapy whil gremlin was made to do a relly bad fic alone in punishment.

((Why is it so hard to write this poorly?!))

Category: PPC - Fiction Rated: PG-13 - English - Adventure

Summary: Suli Marri Bella Featherson teh thrid is back whith mor advensures! R&R!!!

Ajent Suli Marri Bella Feartherson teh third wnderd thru HQ, her sprakly unicorn myni Puffiekinz followng after her. tehy had ben luking 4 teh Pool a=nd had dfound it. NOW tey were goin to fynd teh most AWSUM ajent in all of da PPC.

"do u think well evar fynd tehm, Puffiekinz? Suli asked, lyuking around her at teh oteher ajents. "whu iz gunna win?"

"i dont know." Puffiekinz said mauybe we shulod hold a contest!11!"

"taht's a gud idea! I luv you, Puffie! Youre so smart!111!2"

and ten tehy gives every1 posters and stuff taht tellz them 2 cum 2 teh auditorim 4 a taelent show, but tey culdn't dcide who waz teh best.

AN: HI, EVERYONE! (espshully HotUkuleleLover ur AWSOME!) I culdnt decde who shuld win, so u get to chooze! tell me in ur reviews who u want 2 win!

(OOC author's note: Tungsten_Monk here. Well, the gauntlet was thrown down in the very first post down there, so I decided to expand my repertoire a bit and play with an agent I rather enjoyed working with before.)

Title: Smooth Skin
Category: Romance
Rating: M+
Pairing: Brightbeard/???

Authors note: I am SO SICK and TIRED of being discrimenated aganst for writing what I want. What ever happend to YKINMK? If I get ANY nasty reviews for daring to write what MAKES ME HAPPY I will have the mods BAN YOU FROM THE SITE.

Anyway, heres the story!

Agent Brightbeard closed the door of the responce center behind him and leant aganst it, breathing heavily. He was alone, good. His stupid partner had gone to the cafeterea to go bother people again, which meaned he could do it again. It had been so long and he was so filthy.

His hands trembled as he opened the secret compartmant under the console and began to feel around. His hand touched cool steel and a shiver ran through him at the thought of its carress. Slowly he pulled out the object and its friends: the can the towel, the scissors. He groaned a little almost dropping all of them in anticipaton. It had been too long since hed done this and his thrusting manhood was aching in anticipation but though he had to be quick he would take his time. This was special. This was ........ sacred.

Slowly, oh so slowly, he picked up the scissors and moved their blades to the rich red beard under his chin. As the blades closed a burning feeling erupted in his meaty lance, unable to resist the visseral joy as the first curls began to fall. Each time the scissors blades closed he felt another spurt of pure joy until he felt as if he was covered in warm creamy happiness. Snip snip snip, and the first heavy hank of beard fell into his lap, the burning sensation in his joystick was almost to much to bare. Cold warm sweat soaked him as he reached for the can of shaving cream.

"Oh yes," he moaned as he lathered the warm slick soapy foam onto his face, the bristly remants of beaard teasting and tittilating his rough manly fingers. "Yes yes yes.......its been so long......." One hand took the strong, thrusting sheel shaft of the razor and began to draw it down his face. The razor burned as it stripped away the unclean beard, leaving behind only smooth pure skin, Brightbeards own steely shaft erupting in more creamy soapy joy as everything that made him angry and unhappy and dishonerable was shorn away and he was left new, as new as a dwarf should be, reborn in the carnal joy of the death of the unclean, bathed in sweat and creamy visseral glee.

"BRIGHTBEARD!!" a voice called and Brightbeard jumped. A piece of skin tore under the harsh yet tesingly firm blade of the razor and Brightbeard cursed. Barid was standing in the doorway gowking at Brightbeards private holy moment. Brightbeard felt a surge of disgust as he saw the stooped hairy troll a picture of everything unclean in the world. "What ye be doin mon??" the troll continued unaware of how unwelcome he was. "Brightbeard ye be losin yer beard!"

"Begone filth," Brightbeard said and threw the razor at Barid. It sank deep into his neck and he died spurting blood and clean on the floor. Brightbeard smiled and picked up the razor again.

(Further note from TM: I'm very, very sorry.)

Title: Lurve meh al ovar
Summary: evre1 gits al hort n thi krill de mery shos n farl n luv. REFIEW PLZ!!!11!!!11!!!ONE!!11!

Lurve meh al ovar

Omg, what if evry1 in teh PPc wuz HOTTTT an lik suprprowerrd? 1 shooot, aru.

svreal agentss wok op in de morniin to seh tht thei wre rrealley, RRRRRREEEEEEEEAAAEEEEELLLEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! Thy wint n kled mirrions ob URGLY marry shues ad thin thei loked art each oter an saww thrt thy al wer allll kawai desu ne ne kawaiiiii n HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT N THEIIY HD A MARS ORGI W/EAC OHER N D FLOOMERS N LUKSURY N AL TH AGANT SHOPPERS REJUICED NNNN THEIY JONED IND TWOOO n den theiy wnt 2 d condumiums n hat SMEX w/theyre lost obchecks n dey livvved harpily evar aster!!!1!!!1one!!!1!!!!!1!!oneone11!!!!!!!111!!!!one!111!!!!!oneoneoneone!!11!!!!!!11!!!! KAWAII DESUUUUU NEEEEEE DESSSSUUUUUUUUU KKKKAAAAWWWWAAAIIIII NIIIIIIIII---SSSAAAANNNNNN11!!!!111!!ONE1!!1!!!!!!111l!!! De ED ob dwe stowie!!111!!!!

OMG, IB U LIKE WNT MOORE THEEEEN REBIEW N 1LL LIEEEK RIGHT MOSE!!!11!!!ONE!!!11!!!!111!!!!ONE!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111!!!11!!!11!!!!!1!11

(OOC: Yes, I left hints of who I really am in there. No, you’re probably not going to be able to tell what they are as they’re quite obscure, I'm still pretty new here, and I’m evil like that. ;] And this was sickeningly fun to write. Sickening, but oddly fun. OH GOD, I’M GOING INSANE, AREN’T I? D:)

(OOC Intro: Hai! Fish Custard here, just so you know who has really been breaking your brain. This will be fun! ^_^)

Love is red by trueloveneverdies
Rating T - English - Romance/Angst
Summary: Agent Paragon Corona is a top PPC agent in the DMS but when an amazing girl drops into his life will they ever be able to be together. xover PPCxEvangelion


Agent Paragon Corona, a six-foot tall thin man with white hair and purple-red eyes was finishing his latest mission report. He had just taken on an incredibly powerful sue from Harry Potter and emerged without a scratch.

SUddenly, his remote activator began cracking with energy and a portal appeared in the cieling and a red haired girl dropped into the Agents confused arms.

She had long red hair and a perfect face, and was wearing a light yellow summer dress.

"who are you?" Corona asked, stunned by how beautiful she was

She didn't reply because she was asleep, but slowly began to wake up. "nnnnnggggg"

"Where am I" she asked.

"Youre in PPC hq, you fell through a portal. Who are you" he repeated

She leapt to her feet, mind now fully active. "I'm Asuka Langley Soryu, the greatest Evangelion pilot in the world..." she stopped as she looked at Angent Corona. "Wow. The real question is who are you?" she said, pressing herself close to him.

"Agent Paragon Corona, DMS Section Alpha."

"So that's like some totally cool military thing riight?"

"Yeah. We kill Mary Sues in every universe imaginable."

"wooow. So what's a mary sue then?"

"Like a bad character or a character that mucks up the plot."

"Would I count as one?"

"No." Corona replied quickly. "Youre a cannon character, and youre far too beautiful to be killed anyway."

Suddenly, the door to the RC opened, and two men wearing dark suits walked in....

AN: Find out what will happen in the next chapter, if you review i might post it faster!!!!!!!

(OOC Outro: Oh dear sweet $deity. My brain is about to turn into oatmeal and slop out of my ears. What with me being something of a SPaG stickler, writing that was painful! But that won't stop me! Hehehehe!)

Category: PPC
Title: Endless Question
Summary: There are two teams and no one can decide which team is hotter. There is only one way to settle this questitn! DI/S Rated R for lemons. Romance. One-shot.

The question qas what everyone was talking about all te time. Who Was hotter? Agernt Suicide (does anyone know what his first name is? I don't think I ever read it?) or Agent Dafydil Ian? AGent suicide was a muscley greek fguy from 300 who had died and came back even hortter. Agent Dafydil was a Night Elf who had purple skin and green hair and everyone thought he was super hot and exotic. Noone could decide between the wto of them because they were both so hot, so there was only one way to decide it. They were gonna have too hacve sex! So they went to the autotorium and statred to ddo sex to each other and all the girls in the ppc were there and they were playing with theirselves. There were even some guys who were playing with theirselves because it was so hot. The guys on stage were doing all sorts of stuffg to eachother and they were getting all sweaty and they kept changing positins. "This is so totes hot" said Agent JUly Flame (she would know cause she is a fire elemental or something) whose hand was on fire as she was plauing with herself. Her whol body burst into fire when she organismed. On the stage Agwnt Dafydil was doing things to the spartan and they were both having a good time. Agent Diocletine was watching her partner and Agent Adfydil on the stage and shw was thinking of her partner in a new way. She was so turned on that she started playing with the girl sitting next to her who was using a crayon on herself and was happy to have some help. On the stage the two guys were still doing things. They both finished at the same time and everyone started clapping except the ones that where still busy doing things to theirselves. Still noone can decide who is the hotter agent but they all agree that they are hotter together then they are by theirselves.

A/N I hope you all like this! Please REVIEW!!!! If I get good reviews I will right another story with different Agents!

[[I regret nothing.]]

Thank God it's ONLY an ISD and not a SSD...

and thank God too that it's not a Sun Crusher.