Oct 2010 Archive, part c

I've beat Persona 3 FES, but I've yet to play P3 Portable, so I'm not sure about the alternate social links for the Female Main Character. Eh, it's a Bad Slash mission though, so unless they're pairing FeMCxFuuka or something I can probably still adequately provide.

-I could definitely do the old grammar/spelling check, etc. I have the evil eye for homophones.

Happy to be your ignorant beta.

...a trench coat, a fedora, a pocket watch, and a tuxedo cat named Eloise. You now reek of class.

Hope that you enjoy exploring the PPC!

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enojy your stay!

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties.

Have some miniature sugar-coated Japanese swords!

(Careful: they're pointy.)

Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder" You shan't need it here.

Welcome to the Board! Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object. Glad to have you here. :)

Have a pet cat and a Pie of Rassilon. You may name the cat whatever you wish. Obscure references get bonus points! As for the pie...don't ask how I got it.

Don't feed it Sues or Stus, please.

Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this shiny trick quarter as a welcoming present.

Here's a katana. Use it well, it wasn't cheap. Should come in handy against sues/stus.

Have a two-handed greatsword and this five-pound bag of assorted candy. Any sort of fandom you prefer?

Halloween is coming up, so feel free to trade these 3 Bulk Bags of Skör bars with your friends! :D Welcome.
What are your fandoms?
http://www.shadowscapes.com/image.php?lineid=13&bid=298
My favorite artist did Japanesey paintings. You like?

I have indeed read Da Rules. Also, thanks for the stuff.

Have a DRAMATIC LONGCOAT! They're often found in anime continuums. Even if there's no wind, the DRAMATIC LONGCOAT will flutter DRAMATICALLY!

...

So, have you read Da Rules yet?

Yay! i'm not the newest anymore. Have a slim jim

Welcome, new friend!

Have a coat made of ice, and a sword made of sugar!

I don't post on the board much, but here, have a top hat!

Sorry you've been waiting so long for a reply, but I haven't had time to come to the Board much lately, and it looks like the other PGs are in the same boat.

At a glance, your writing sample looks very good - no glaring technical errors and an easy-to-read style. It's a bit fast-paced, but that's a personal choice, however I'll point out that a bad title isn't a killing offense, even if it contains a typo.

The descriptions you've given for your agents here in your request are very, very short, and don't tell me anything about what fandoms they work in or how long they've been in the PPC, but are remarkably thorough nonetheless, and between that and your sample itself, I've got a pretty good idea of how you plan to write them, and they look good - nothing (too) insane, nice contrast, good interactions.

However, you may not know that Cassie Young is one of our until-recently-regular Boarders, and has written a lot of missions with her Agent Cassie; while this itself isn't a reason to change your agent's name, beware that it could become very, very confusing, both for your characters and Boarders. In your place, I'd rename that agent or give her a nickname that she can be referred to most of the time.

In any case, everything looks good, so Permission Granted :) Go forth and write!


(As a non-Permission-related note, PPC missions on FF.N tend to be taken down as soon as someone notices, as, strictly speaking, they do violte FF.N's TOS. You may want to find somewhere else to post.)

Welcome to the PPC, cadet! Just be careful when you read the PPC'd fanfics, though. Even ones that don't have mary sues can be quite a chore to read.

Rammu, famlusa du dra PPC. So hysa ec Ykahd Silver. E ruba dryd oui yna ypma du ahzuo drec bmyla yc silr yc E tu. Ryja y kuut tyo.

You have receved Al Bhed primer III, C = S

Nice to see another anime fan, espeically one with such good taste. ^^

Here have some chocolate pocky, and enjoy your stay here!

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!

Yay for a Bleach, Pokemon, KH, and Potter fan ^_^ Here, have this Pokeball containing a starter of your choice, and this five-pound bag of assorted candy. Try not to feed it to the Pokemon though.

Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder" You shan't need it here. Also, here are hugs!

Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this stylish red overcoat as a welcoming present.

Always nice to have new recruits on here kid. Here's a crowbar and some lockpicks. An explorer should always keep those two on hand.

Welcome, new friend!

Have a tarantula on a leash. Just don't walk her too close to a tree; she might climb up and eat the birds!

Hello! I'm not the newest anymore, so you can have a set of kunai I...acquired. . Use them wisely, don't tell anyone they were from me, if a ninja asks where you got them, lie.

Here, have this conical hat. It's made from tinfoil and duct tape.

I think I'm going to like you very much.

Here's a load of dark chocolate. You can survive on it for about three days if that's all you eat.

Do you plan on writing missions?

Welcome to the Board! I'm not much for anime, but I love Harry Potter myself. And caffeine patches sound like an awesome idea.

I hereby present you with a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object. Use them well in the defence of Canon. :D

Hi, have a slim jim

Hi, welcome to the board and have some cookies.

Have a pet cat and a Pie of Rassilon. You may name the cat whatever you wish, and if it has a lot of consonants, you win Th Game! (which, incidentally, you just lost.) As for the pie...don't ask what the filling is.

So, who's your favourite HP character?

Have a Jaguar cub! Don't feed it Sues or Stus.

Well, the bestcrossover I've ever seen was this Halo/Forgotten Realms fic called 'Finishing the Fight.' It has Chief, Arbiter, Cortana, Johnson, and Cmdr. Keyes crash-landing in the D&D-verse as an alternate ending to 'Halo 3.' Prepare to have your mind blown, 'cause it's [REDACTED] AWESOME!! Seriously, Drizit and Neeshka fighting alongside the Arbiter and Master Chief against orcs, demons, drow, and who knows what else. No crossover could top that, NONE.

What? It would totally work!

I saw a fanfic that crossed Azumanga Daioh and Battle Royale, and it was awesome, though I felt terrible for laughing at it.

Also, though it's not really a continuum, the Slender Man and Left 4 Dead. I keep imagining the Hunter stealing his kills for some reason.

Because, seriously, GLaDOS versus the Doctor would make an awesome episode.

I wrote a Detective Conan and Card Captor Sakura crossover, with also a sequel. And a Knight Rider - Card Captor Sakura one.

I'd give links, but I'm afraid that very few of you understand Italian...

Maybe Narnia. I'd love to see the Pevensie kids' faces when they met Mudge.

Just, y'know, not written the way "Martin's First Time" did it; one solitary line in which Skipper mentions his "cousin Mudge" knowing a unicorn, and Martin doesn't react at all even though unicorns don't exist in Mossflower. When I first saw that I hadn't met anyone who knew the Spellsinger books, and I wasn't sure if I should be pleased that someone else knew them or stunned at the clumsy writing.

Doctor Who and Star Wars.

I know it's been done before a couple times, but my friends and I were plotting one that actually might have been pretty epic involving the Doctor and our RP characters, and an alternate dimension.

Basic premise: what if the reason for Dr. Jekyll's transformations was not tainted chemicals, but rather misplaced HP-verse potions ingredients? Naturally the Ministry for Magic would have to be involved in tracking them down and covering up the mess, which would be an interesting story; and then what? I never got that far.

This plotbunny free to a good home, if anyone wants it. Much as I'd like to, I'll probably never actually write it.

~Neshomeh

Peter Pan/Treasure Island.

Bartimaeus Trilogy/Artemis Fowl.

Narnia/Redwall.

Young Wizards/Animorphs.

How about Doctor Who and World of Warcraft? Just have to make sure that no Doctor Who characters become Death Knights.

Also, I would not be opposed to seeing a Metroid / Cowboy Bebop crossover. It makes some sense, I think. They are both about bounty hunters in space.

Glee and Ouran High School Host Club? That could be interesting.

"In general, non-mission PPC writing, especially group or cameo appearances, don't require permission."-Huinesoron on the Permission page of the wiki. You're not looking to do a mission, right?

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Congratulations on that mission! Good to see that your using your newest character in this as well.

Highschool AU: The most common alternate universe that the authors use. Sadly, if only they could keep the characters In-character, though...

I can't really believe that Organization XIII...have quite a fanclub, you know. Although I would expect that it wouldn't get as much attention from the fangirls if there were more females in the organization (For example, I get the feeling that it wouldn't get fangirl attention if the organization had, say, more females than males).

They would love a game with this name.

I'd like to know a little more about this thing. However, it looks like something that Corolla would love, so feel free to borrow her.

to have Agents Mal join in the game.

Chalk would probably love Bad Slash Bingo, and Jenka would be forced to join in by her. Just keep in mind that neither have seen hard smut yet, and Chalk will probably talk about shipping if she has half a chance.

This is gonna get messy isn't it? Man, I better get some agents preped soon.

I haven't written a Bad Slash mission yet, but they're probably going to take one on eventually. Their current missions are set at the end of 2008, so they'll have time for whatever you throw in.

Agent Kimmie and Agent Caitlyn, at your service

I like, especially the "Expecto Petroleum" joke. Plus references to the previous MST are always good.

Elcalion

There really isn't much to say. There wouldn't be any point in my saying what I liked best here (though I must say, the part where Laburnum reveals herself is pure awesome), because I was giggling like a ninny the whole time. This was so. Totally. Hilarious. 'Yakkety Sax'? *sniggers*

Have to confess, though, I kinda skipped the lines from the fic itself, I hope you don't mind. Limits to endurance, y'know.

Also, um, what's the Stalking Mangina? Or is this something I don't want to know?

Because if it does, I know of a veritable bonanza. And yes, it's legal.

The second is definitely better. The last one looks too close to other departments, and the first is a little too complicated. They all look amazing, though. ...oops, I haven't introduced myself yet...

Out of these three, I'd have to go with the first one.

I agree with Nesh on the 3rd one, it's extremely similar to one or two other divisions patches and that could cause some confusion.

The first and the second one are both nice, but I find myself pulled toward the more bold, angular strokes of the first one. So, my vote goes towards #1!

I'm gonna say definitely not #3, since it looks too much like the DF's patch. As for the others, could you say a few words about why/how you came up with that particular idea?

~Neshomeh

Everyone remember to save their stuff in a Word Doc, I guess.

Am I the only one that finds this situation creepy?

Online, at any given community, you have little to no rights.

Terms of Services usually outline it well.

"You agree that LiveJournal, in its sole discretion, may terminate your password, journal, or account, and remove and discard any content within the Service, for any reason, including and without limitation, the lack of use, or if LiveJournal believes that you have violated or acted inconsistently with the letter or spirit of the TOS. Any contracts, verbal or written or assumed, in conjunction with your deleted journal and all its parts, at LiveJournal's discretion, will be terminated as well. LiveJournal may also, in its sole discretion and at any time, discontinue providing the Service, or any part thereof, with or without notice. You agree that any termination of your access to the Service under any provision of this TOS may be effected without prior notice, and acknowledge and agree that LiveJournal may immediately deactivate or delete your LiveJournal journal and all related information and files. LiveJournal reserves the right to bar any further access to such files or the Service. You agree that LiveJournal shall not be liable to you or any third-party for any termination of your access to the Service. Paid accounts that are terminated will not be refunded."


"YOU EXPRESSLY UNDERSTAND AND AGREE THAT LIVEJOURNAL SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL OR EXEMPLARY DAMAGES, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO, DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF PROFITS, GOODWILL, USE, DATA OR OTHER INTANGIBLE LOSSES (EVEN IF LIVEJOURNAL HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES), RESULTING FROM: (i) THE USE OR THE INABILITY TO USE THE SERVICE; (ii) THE COST OF PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS AND SERVICES RESULTING FROM ANY GOODS, DATA, INFORMATION OR SERVICES PURCHASED OR OBTAINED OR MESSAGES RECEIVED OR TRANSACTIONS ENTERED INTO THROUGH OR FROM THE SERVICE; (iii) UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO OR ALTERATION OF YOUR TRANSMISSIONS OR DATA; (iv) STATEMENTS OR CONDUCT OF ANY THIRD PARTY ON THE SERVICE; OR (v) ANY OTHER MATTER RELATING TO THE SERVICE."

You signed any rights you have away to privacy on their site the moment you agreed to the TOS.

Pardon me if I'm wrong, but I don't think you've been around the Board all that much; I've seen you in the chat once or twice, but not around much more than that. Part of the reason we ask people to wait a few months before asking for Permission is so that we can get to know you. If you've only been posting for less than a month, and infrequently at that, I'd have to ask you to hold off for a little while longer.

That said, your writing sample was pretty good-- no spelling or grammar errors I could see, and your agents seem rather concrete. I'd just like to hold off on Permission until you've been around a while longer.

Happy belated birthday, I guess. Here, have some chocolate!

Habe a sack of pebbles, a customised sling to throw them with, and a basket of delicious Bleeprin-berries.

Congratulations from, well, me! :)

Have a late Random Object of Rassilon. It looks like a fish to me, although I could have sworn it was breathing fire earlier.

Congrats on your 19th trip around the sun. ^_^
*presents cake topped with a small glowing fish*
Don't ask where the fish came from. Just trust me that it's edible and very tasty.

Enjoy your last year of being a teenager (excuse dropped capitals. School computer keyboard is sticky).

*Hands over a birthday present of new pens, a nice new notebook, and a crate of Bleeprin* Essential tools for any agent ^^

Have a box of sweets.

Happy birthday! Did you know you're now of legal drinking age in Canada? I don't have any alcohol, but I have something even better: chocolate ice cream cake with extra brownies! Yum...

Have some cookies. They're made with an extra portion awesome.

Have a slightly rusty chainsaw and your own weight in cake!

Fair winds!

Now you can throw your birthday party!

I can't read a sentence of the UV-prose one without laughing, though I should probably be horrified.

Keep Earth Human, a 'Star Trek: TOS' fanfic by Judy Gale

Rated... T, I suppose

Okay, let me get this straight. Judy Sue, a human, is living on Vulcan, married to Spock and pregnant with twins. She's home alone when, all of a sudden, three monumentally stupid villains break into her house to abort her babies, brainwash her into hating Vulcans, and transport her back to earth. Because, you know, her babies would be taints upon the human race. Because they'd be half-Vulcan. Right? Right. The villains are stupid because (among other things) they attempt to carry out the brainwashing and the aborting in the woman's own house, with her relatives less than a minute's walking distance away. And did you know cassette tapes are still commonly used in Spock's time? Things just get progressively dumber from there.

Star Trek TOS: Carol, a fanfic by Syl

Rated T

No excerpts for this one. It'd be pointless. A sicky gooey sticky sappy romance story that, in three-thousand eight-hundred and six words, gives us thirteen instances of the phrase 'I love you' and a grand total of forty-six instances of the word 'love' in various forms (love, lover, loving etc.), all from James Kirk and Carol. Your Honor, I rest my case.

So, there you have it. Four Star Trek abominations, and my own death warrant, which I will now proceed to sign.

SttQ

Hi, newer than me newbie

Here's a machete. Good for hacking up tree branches and dumb campers. :P

From a fellow newbie! I don't have much to give, as of yet, but I hope this Miniature Rabid Landshark will serve you well.

Have a cake, complete with a entry titled "How to Kill Someone With Your Bare Hands" and one cross bore hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb.

Unbelievable. You, [SubjectNameHere], must be the pride of [SubjectHometownHere].

Ahem. Have one of GLaDOS' computer spheres. Don't even ask me how I got my hands on one of those. Unlike the weighted companion cube (Remember? Your bestest friend? The one you killed, you psycho?), the computer sphere will threaten to stab you, and in fact, can speak.

Fair winds!

Now you can throw your BBQ parties!

Hello and welcometo the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!

Glad to have you here. Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object.

Hello [SUBJECT NAME HERE]. Would you be from [SUBJECT HOMETOWN HERE], perchance?

Have a pet cat and a Pie of Rassilon.You may name the pet cat whatever you wish, so long as you do not euthanise* it. As for the pie...let's just say I'm a humanutarian, and leave it at that.

*However, if you do choose to euthanise it, you will have done faster than any test subject on record. You monster.

Thanks for the warm welcome and the large collection of wonderfully random objects!
Now I just need to find somewhere to put them...

YAY for Portal. ^_^ (my boyfriend loves the game, and he literally sang "Still Alive" to me over the phone when I was having a bad day, which made me laugh).

Here, have some Corellian firewhiskey, a lightsaber of your color choice (not to be used inside HQ) and a vornskr pup. Name it as you please.

Have a gun... no, wait, you already got one. Er, have a folding car. It becomes a (heavy) case when not in use. Do not keep it in small places, if the folding mechanism malfunctions there would be troubles!

Do not feed it Sues or Stus.

Welcome, *subject name here*!

Have a genuine Aperture Science coffee mug, an Aperture Science radio (na na na naa na...) and an Aperture Science swivelling chair. We hope you enjoy these tokens and bribes of our appreciation.

Did you know that this chat-room is now more valuable than all the blood and organs of the population of *subject hometown here*?

Have a Paranoiac's Friend (tm) Mark VII camera! It runs for over three weeks without recharging and has a complicated turn-off sequence so people can't turn it off*! Now with thumbtack attachment for bugging places, people, and other nouns! Paranoiac's Friend: for the paranoiac in all of us!

(*Including, probably, you. Good luck with that.)

Have some chocolate.

Welcome to the Board!

Here's a Randomly Generated Sue Execution Device. keep it handy on your first Mission, and let it be whatever grisly tool the plot needs it to be.

Have some cookies. They're made of awesome.

Welcome to the Board! Have a bunch of chocolate, and enjoy these important links (we're supposed to give them to newbies, see):
* The Original PPC Series-http://www.misssandman.com/PPC/story.html
* The List of Killed Badfic-http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Killed_Badfic

The Board:
* The Board Constitution-http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/PPC_Board_Constitution
* The FAQ: For the Board-http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/FAQ:_The_Board

The Wiki:
* PPC Wiki-http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/PPC_Wiki
* Permission article-http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Permission
* Our Guide To The PPC-http:http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Guide_To_The_PPC//ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Permission
* The Mission Writing Guide-http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Mission-Writing-Guide SporkingGuidesionWritingGuide
* The Slash-Sporking Guide-http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Slash-
* The FAQ: For Newbies-<a href="http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/FAQ%3AForNewbies">http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/FAQ%3AForNewbies
* Neshomeh's excellent editing tutorial-<a href="http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Help:Editing#Neshomeh.27sEditingTutorial">http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Help:Editing#Neshomeh.27sEditingTutorial

And finally, but very usefully,
* The List of Everything PPC-<a href="http://community.livejournal.com/theppc/20306.html">http://community.livejournal.com/the_ppc/20306.html

Once agian, welcome!

Hi, and welcome to the board! I'm TheLowtide, a fellow newbie here. Uh, I don't have anything to give you outside of what I got, but heck, I can get another. Have a Sawed-off Shotgun, but remember to make sure you've got your permits. See you on the board!

As a fellow TV Tropes fanboy, I give you a bag of holding. Don't put another unless you want to break a portion of reality.

Welcome back!
Have a pet cat and a Pie of Rassilon. You may name the pie whatever you wish, and eat the cat. No, that's not right.

and a nice padded shield in pointy, heavy and wieldable, or other kinds of dangerous things come out during a discussion. Nice to have you.

I was absent from the PPC for awhile too and was greeted with much enthusiasm, so I am passing it on. Welcome back!I am happy to meet you and am wondering what kind of obscure science fiction and fantasy stories you have read. I am always looking for new books to read. What are some of your favorites?

Have a magic ball! I'm not entirely sure what it does, but I do know that it influences coffee machines in wonderful, mysterious ways.

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQs!

Welcome, friend who would be new except I met you in the chat recently, it seems!

Have some unpublished sci-fi and fantasy novels by long-dead, now unknown authors!

I don't recognize you at all but it is nice to meet you, and I hope you stick around again. :) As a welcome-back gift, please accept this leash-and-harness set; they're flame-retardant and perfectly sized for brains. (Or the other way 'round, if it tickles your fancy.)

Hope to catch you 'round the IRC sometime.

Hi,
Welcome (back). Have a radioactive fish and and a vial of Aperture Science Deadly Neurotoxin. Both will prove very useful against Sues.

PS: TVTropes is awesome!

Would you be the mysterious Ra that I talked to on the IRC channel? If so, hi again! Also, have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object s a welcome-back gift.

Do not feed it Sues or Stus.

http://fortarmorstabbed.blogspot.com/2010/10/year-second.html

The game has been passed on to Artell, who will be taking it from here.

I'd always be in for some Fun.

Having started tonight, my turn is already up. I leave my successor with a few z-levels of ore to mine and potentially a food shortage to fix, but it's all for the sake of Fun, right?

Follow our progress at this blog.

Will you be naming Dorfs after Boarders?

Also, Armorstabbed is an awesome name for a fortress.

"Enoby" did it better... it 'better' is the right word... this is just something I could throw together in 30 minutes. It's a piece of timewaste

Trollfic or not, it doesn't make it any less painful for the brain!

Maybe 'shiy arseeis' is sort of like Tashlan for Arceus. Or maybe he's just another mini.

Still, want to know what's on the bottom of the author's profile? A list called "How to tell if a character is a Mary Sue." Definitely a troll.

...considering that their profile has decently written English in it. But still, ow. Head hurting.

Grr, Pokemon on human violence, human on Pokemon violence, Prof. oak giving the god of the Pokemon universe to a child! And how do you win a beauty contest as a baby?

Also, five unique mini-Rayquazas.

Almost certainly a trollfic, but painful nonetheless. Ow. I pity the agents who have to take that one on. Cheers for the report :)

Lucifer looks kinda cute in his half-cut-off state. It's like he's just peeping into the picture. :D

This is funny. For some reason, I especially like Jack. Hope you don't mind that.

Say, um... Can I write something on just how Kestrel was able to talk Caleb into dressing up like that? That could go in so many weird directions.

Oh, and if you don't want me to, rest assured, I will not write anything.

Nice picture.
I'VE BEEN PRACTICING TALKING IN ALL CAPS!
(Does Death only do that in Discworld, or does he do that in Good Omens as well?)

Hey, Death is supposed to talk in smallcaps! I call shenanigans! ;)

Nice pic, Pit. :D

Have some cookies. They're made of awesome and protect you from madness.

Here's a scimitar..it's useful for killing sues.

You have received a fedora, a trench coat, a pocketwatch, and a black cat named Carly. You now reek of class.

I'd like to give you a pair of Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses. When you are exposed to the mererst hint ofdanger they turn completely opaque.

Hooray ELO!

Here have a conical hat, to keep the conspiracy theorists out.

Hai there,
Welcome to the madhouse.

I present you with a radioactive fish and an exploding banana. I advise against bringing them into prolonged contact; I have no idea why, it just sounds like a bad idea.

Have a folding car. It becomes a (heavy) case when not in use. Careful, the folding mechanism tends to malfunction. Do not put it near fragile things.

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!

Do not feed it Sues or Stus.

Since your nickname invites it, I welcome you with a copy of the Communist Manifesto annotated by Harpo, and an angry russian wolfhound going by the name of Sacha!

Welcome to the Board, and enjoy your slowly waning sanity stay!

Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object.

Welcome to the PPC :) Have a five-pound bag of assorted candy, and a Sharp Pointy Object of your choice. Options range from sporks to battleaxes and morningstars.

You a Poke-fan too?

Does that mean you dislike ogres too? Ogres are like onions.
Have a pet cat and a Pie of Rassilon. You may name the pie whatever you wish, just don't eat the cat. Wait, that ain't right...

Welcome, foolish mortal new friend!

Have a vampire! He will keep garlic away from you wherever you go. No, he does not sparkle.

Would your name possibly derive from Karl Marx?

Hello and welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!

Welcome to the PPC, Marx. Have a Generic Weapon. Give it a little description (but not too much), make it your own, and keep it handy when a Sue needs slaying. Happy sporking.