e̸̜̱̖͓̯̗͂̈́ͩ̾͞m̢͕̮̋̓͗ͭͪͣ̓̎̚b̦̤̣͈̝̿ͥ̀r͉̦̩̥͇͚ͯ̇̄͐ͮ̂͛̓ͤȉ͙̝͈͙̬̞ͮ͗ͥ͢ó̠̜͙̙̹͍͔͓̔̅͗ͣ͐ͫͦ͐
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e̴̗̘͍͕̗̻̪͖̅ by
on 2009-09-24 12:24:00 UTC
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Yeah, about that... by
on 2009-09-26 05:54:00 UTC
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To quote WarriorJoe:
Soon all shall be made clear, and the doom of the world be revealed.
I can't claim to know the doom of the world, but I can make this much clear: You've been banned. -
Three cheers for The Nameless Admin! by
on 2009-09-26 13:54:00 UTC
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*waves flag maked "Go NA!"
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Hip hip, huzzah! (nm) by
on 2009-09-26 21:31:00 UTC
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*jumps up and down on bot until there's a satisfying CRUNCH* (nm by
on 2009-09-26 00:36:00 UTC
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*Smashes spambot with Public Domain Artifact* (nm) by
on 2009-09-25 11:57:00 UTC
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*flails at spambot with egg whisk* by
on 2009-09-25 11:24:00 UTC
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Get out of our message Board, the power of... um... anti-spam compels you!
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The power of Relevance? (nm) by
on 2009-09-26 18:34:00 UTC
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Eh? by
on 2009-09-25 05:13:00 UTC
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Such language! I say, young mammal, you wash your mouth out right now! The nerve of youngsters these days...
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No plover for you, rustbucket. by
on 2009-09-25 05:09:00 UTC
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Nor any model of K-9.
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It awakes (nm) by
on 2009-09-25 04:35:00 UTC
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it is corrupted. by
on 2009-09-25 01:04:00 UTC
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*looks around nervously* I wonder how. *whistles*
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WHAT did you say? by
on 2009-09-25 00:22:00 UTC
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e̸̜̱̖͓̯̗͂̈́ͩ̾͞m̢͕̮̋̓͗ͭͪͣ̓̎̚b̦̤̣͈̝̿ͥ̀r͉̦̩̥͇͚ͯ̇̄͐ͮ̂͛̓ͤȉ͙̝͈͙̬̞ͮ͗ͥ͢ó̠̜͙̙̹͍͔͓̔̅͗ͣ͐ͫͦ͐? I'll give you e̸̜̱̖͓̯̗͂̈́ͩ̾͞m̢͕̮̋̓͗ͭͪͣ̓̎̚b̦̤̣͈̝̿ͥ̀r͉̦̩̥͇͚ͯ̇̄͐ͮ̂͛̓ͤȉ͙̝͈͙̬̞ͮ͗ͥ͢ó̠̜͙̙̹͍͔͓̔̅͗ͣ͐ͫͦ͐! Come over here and I'll chop off your e̸̜̱̖͓̯̗͂̈́ͩ̾͞m̢͕̮̋̓͗ͭͪͣ̓̎̚b̦̤̣͈̝̿ͥ̀r͉̦̩̥͇͚ͯ̇̄͐ͮ̂͛̓ͤȉ͙̝͈͙̬̞ͮ͗ͥ͢ó̠̜͙̙̹͍͔͓̔̅͗ͣ͐ͫͦ͐ and stick it up your e̸̜̱̖͓̯̗͂̈́ͩ̾͞m̢͕̮̋̓͗ͭͪͣ̓̎̚b̦̤̣͈̝̿ͥ̀r͉̦̩̥͇͚ͯ̇̄͐ͮ̂͛̓ͤȉ͙̝͈͙̬̞ͮ͗ͥ͢ó̠̜͙̙̹͍͔͓̔̅͗ͣ͐ͫͦ͐ with a bucket of e̸̜̱̖͓̯̗͂̈́ͩ̾͞m̢͕̮̋̓͗ͭͪͣ̓̎̚b̦̤̣͈̝̿ͥ̀r͉̦̩̥͇͚ͯ̇̄͐ͮ̂͛̓ͤȉ͙̝͈͙̬̞ͮ͗ͥ͢ó̠̜͙̙̹͍͔͓̔̅͗ͣ͐ͫͦ͐, you e̸̜̱̖͓̯̗͂̈́ͩ̾͞m̢͕̮̋̓͗ͭͪͣ̓̎̚b̦̤̣͈̝̿ͥ̀r͉̦̩̥͇͚ͯ̇̄͐ͮ̂͛̓ͤȉ͙̝͈͙̬̞ͮ͗ͥ͢ó̠̜͙̙̹͍͔͓̔̅͗ͣ͐ͫͦ͐!
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What, their gibberish messages are now illegible, too? (nm) by
on 2009-09-24 22:08:00 UTC
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*brandeshes Egg-whisk from the safety of her Dorm Room* by
on 2009-09-24 20:57:00 UTC
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Avaunt, foul spambot! Get the behind me!
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I believe we have a spambot again... (nm) by
on 2009-09-24 18:15:00 UTC
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Read it and weep (NSFW, NSFB) by
on 2009-09-24 22:01:00 UTC
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I knew I was going to come across something like this eventually when I started frequenting Weeping Cock.
However, this particular... thing... is difficult to describe.
A quote or two: "OOOOOOOOOOH GOD OOOOOOOOOOOOOH BRIAN,F*CK ME IN THE ASS AND PLAY WITH ME CLIT WHILE I DELIVER OUR LOVE CHILD"
"Brian had a septum piercing and Chelsea got one too,because she felt like the horny little slave f*ck wife cow to the masculant big dicked bull that Brian was,she wanted her cute sexy adorableness to get dominated by her big dicked bull"
Yes. Really.
The full thing is here: http://carbonidiot.livejournal.com/53580.html. It was apparently originally posted on a Myspace journal, but it's been copypasted here. Scroll past the screenshot, if you dare. *grins*
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my eyes! by
on 2009-10-01 07:46:00 UTC
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I need my eyes for SEEING! -dies-
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Um. by
on 2009-09-26 03:05:00 UTC
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Not that I don't share your horror at the awful writing, but I'm not sure it's strictly relevant to us here. As someone pointed out, people are allowed to do what they like in their own universes, whether we like it or not. I, for one, would prefer to exist in blissful ignorance of anything like this unless it's fanfic-related and therefore defaming something I know and love. {= P
... If anything, that might be MORE masochistic, but still. In future, a note of O/T at least should be included in the title. That way there's no confusion about why we've just subjected ourselves to the squick.
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Sorry. by
on 2009-09-26 18:33:00 UTC
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I hadn't actually meant it as PPC material -- it was me who pointed out that people can do what they like in their own universes -- but decided it was similar enough to the general purpose of the PPC not to need an OT tag. I'll remember tht in the future.
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And another horrible one. by
on 2009-09-25 20:49:00 UTC
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Try A Romantically Relevant Situation, pilloried on Why God Why. NSFW, NSFB. *overdoses on Suebuprofen*
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Broken link by
on 2009-09-25 20:52:00 UTC
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http://www.asstr.org/%7EKristen/32/aromantic.txt To reiterate, NSFW and NSFB.
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For those of you who ignore NSFB, above is HORSE PORN by
on 2009-09-25 22:40:00 UTC
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The ...? I mean, the author did say it was originally a joke, but she's grown to *like* it? I think the correct spelling/grammar almost makes it worse.
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Could we not ALL CAPS things like that? by
on 2009-09-26 20:56:00 UTC
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People occasionally look at this board in places where passing people glancing over their shoulders would be most bemused, angry or horrified to see the words HORSE PORN, e.g. work and school. It isn't nice to have to answer questions about why your screen has HORSE PORN written all over it.
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Sorry. (nm) by
on 2009-09-27 00:19:00 UTC
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My word by
on 2009-09-25 16:12:00 UTC
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*eyes bug out, collapses*
That is... wow. Somebody clearly has no idea how relationships work.
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Agreed. by
on 2009-09-25 22:15:00 UTC
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I think the fact that someone apparently a)wrote this, and b) thought it was hot, has ruined what little faith in humanity I had left.
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What fandom is this? by
on 2009-09-25 03:02:00 UTC
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Doesn't sound like anything I know and I wouldn't touch it anyway, but just curious.
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It's original. (nm) by
on 2009-09-25 22:14:00 UTC
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Ah (nm) by
on 2009-09-26 00:37:00 UTC
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My eyes!!! by
on 2009-09-24 23:14:00 UTC
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This was probably not the best thing for someone with an overactive imagination to read, but I got through it. Wow, that's horrible. The stuff in that is really sexist. It's original (to a certain extent), right? Otherwise, it will be a little traumatizing for agents.
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To the extent of my knowledge, it's entirely original. by
on 2009-09-25 22:14:00 UTC
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As for agents -- I'm not really sure this is a candidate for PPCing. I mean, it is original, and I suppose people can do whatever they want in their own universes, no matter how horrifying it is to the rest of us. Otherwise, I truly pity anyone who's sent into this one.
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MSTing of original fics is allowed, right? (nm) by
on 2009-09-26 02:54:00 UTC
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To the best of my knowledge... by
on 2009-09-29 23:57:00 UTC
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... it's allowed, as in, well, no-one can stop you, and MSTs are fun and funny no matter whether the subject matter is fanfic or original.
However, the PPC is specifically for dealing with fanfic. So while I'd say yes, you can MST original fiction, I would say that you would need to do so as yourself or using some characters you'd made up for the purpose or whatever, rather than PPC agents, and that you probably shouldn't do it under the PPC banner, as it were. -
Not that I want to MST this one. I was just wondering. (nm) by
on 2009-09-26 06:25:00 UTC
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All hands on deck - the List of PPC Fiction is on the wiki! by
on 2009-09-27 04:41:00 UTC
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Hi, everyone! It's been a while, hasn't it?
As some of you may know, I am (or have been) in charge of updating the most complete list of PPC missions to date. This list was on the PPC livejournal here. I still intend to update it as often as I can; however, since the PPC has expanded and new missions are coming in thick and fast, I no longer have the time to spend on updating every chapter count and new series.
With that in mind, I have moved the Complete List of PPC Fiction to the PPC wiki.
The index and update tips can be found here:
http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/The_Complete_List_of_PPC_Fiction
Note: If any of you have spin-offs or missions that appeared after the "last update date" at the bottom of the page, don't hesitate to update the List! Those stories aren't linked there yet. I hope that this can help get our archiving up to speed. Hopefully, the "complete" list will really be complete!
There may also be dead links on that page; if you spot one, please feel free to fix it.
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Woot! by
on 2009-09-27 05:57:00 UTC
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*has already updated her stuff*
I've been wondering about the list of RCs, though. I'm not sure it makes sense to open that up to everyone to edit, since someone needs to have a handle on RCs that are already taken, but just people who are top-level admins on the Wiki, perhaps?
I'm wondering because I'd like to transfer RC #1110 to Agents Derik and Earwig and haven't been sure you're around to ask. {= )
Also, are "dead" RCs like sports numbers that get retired when their occupants retire?
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On 'retiring' RC numbers... by
on 2009-09-27 07:51:00 UTC
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I think it'd make sense to not use them anymore if their original occupants are in limbo, and in the case of reusing numbers leave that to the original occupants' writer's choice?
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Agreed. (nm) by
on 2009-09-27 13:44:00 UTC
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Okay. (nm) by
on 2009-09-27 17:44:00 UTC
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Important: Going with the whole 'progress' boat... by
on 2009-09-28 06:49:00 UTC
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We have a lack of a link to the constitution right now, and the PPC page on Cam's site has a defunct link to the board.
Beyond that, a lot of geocities sites seem to be kinda dead and if not dead will soon be dead, and Oddlots has disappeared into the ether.
Obviously this is not a job a July intends to volunteer to fix singlehandly since that's not possible, so I'm pointing this out to everyone else, since more people results in more fantastic explosions.
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Re: Important: Going with the whole 'progress' boat... by
on 2009-10-01 07:40:00 UTC
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Wish I could be useful but all I have saved are most of the original Jay and Acacia missions, which all seem ‘locatable’. With a lot of the dead links it took me ages to find a lot of the up and running stuff, and that happened because an active agent managed to link me to them! (Thanks Lily Winterwood!)
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I don't have anything saved, by
on 2009-09-29 07:11:00 UTC
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and considering my minimal ability with web pages, I'm probably not the best person to be involved with mirror sites, but in case anyone's wondering, geocities is going down entirely on October 26.
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I think it would be wiseÂ… by
on 2009-09-29 03:57:00 UTC
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…if we made offline copies as well, just in case more host sites go fwoomp. (Also, I mean to give one of my sisters a binder full of PPC missions and goodfic for Christmas.)
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A partial solution by
on 2009-09-28 18:33:00 UTC
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I started putting the Oddlots site (or rather, the PPC section of it) onto one of my sites, here. A lot of the links are still dead (I haven't restored much beyond the Buffyverse missions and chargelist), but the Constitution is up there. So it'd work for now, until I can get internet access back long enough to finish the job.
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Constitution and Geocities by
on 2009-09-28 16:58:00 UTC
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I know someone has a copy of the constitution we can put somewhere (the Wiki?), and I also know someone was undertaking to save some of the Geocities sites.
I don't remember who either of these people are, because my memory is full of holes. Like cheese. I like cheese...
But anyway, I will volunteer to save the JAAKSONS, the Handbook, and SIELU to start with. I'd be happy to host the Handbook and at least the FicPsych bit of the JAAKSONS, too. I'm a little leery of putting a bunch of other people's stuff where they can't get to it, but if we decide we want to do that... *shrug*
Actually. What if we started up a website just for mirroring this stuff? I happen to like Tripod better than Freewebs for the most part, and they do offer a lot of storage. I haven't even begun filling my StarShadow Hall space (which includes my PPC stuff), and I've been using it for years.
This is just for starters. I've got plenty of links in my PPC bookmarks that are on Geocities that need saving, too. I can provide a list when I'm back on the computer that actually has those bookmarks on it.
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Aforementioned list. by
on 2009-09-29 16:56:00 UTC
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The Department of Cool and Unusual Punishment (Agents Twiggy, Scorpia, Brittany)
The Department of Improbabilities (Alec Troven)
Response Center #44 (Artemis)
Response Center #444 (Gundamkiwi and Wayne)
And that's it for my links. I think I can probably get to them, but it doesn't hurt to have multiple copies, so please take any that catch your fancy.
And, incidentally, you don't have to be a genius at HTML to help out. All you have to do is go to the page, right-click, select Frame (because it's Geocities), and then View Frame Source. Then just copy & paste everything from the opening HTML tag to the closing HTML tag into a Notepad file. Rinse and repeat for everything linked from the landing page. And don't forget to save any images.
Also, really, who would be interested in helping out with a website for rescued PPC stuff? Something more than one person would be able to access and edit?
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Hm... by
on 2009-09-29 17:16:00 UTC
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We could stick them on the wiki and just lock them to editing if it wasn't minded.
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Eh. by
on 2009-09-29 18:07:00 UTC
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That would be okay for just text, but some sites are more than that. The Wiki doesn't allow for the same flexibility of formatting as a regular website. I'd prefer to preserve as much of the originals as possible, including their looks. Maybe that's just me, though.
~Neshomeh
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Mission plug by
on 2009-09-29 11:30:00 UTC
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Love Never Dies First person fic without a dummy. Allison learns of the consequences and the "French" benefits.
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Re: Mission plug by
on 2009-09-29 13:28:00 UTC
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Haven't got time to read this yet because I'm about to go sign on, but the "French" benefits will be intriguing me all afternoon. I'm leaning towards interpreting it as syphilis.
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In that case by
on 2009-10-01 08:26:00 UTC
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I probably would have hyphenated benefits too.