Nov 2008 Archive, part c

I can Suify my Redwall alter-ego easily, and scream very well. Just tell me how to record it! Is there an online program? My mp3player has a recording function, so I could use that. Ask and ye shall receive pie.

'Cause my housemate's back off holiday now, and I'm sure she could be persuaded to record a couple of lines.

Pictures of Rouge and his partner Hamelt can be found here: http://i126 (dot) photobucket (dot) com/albums/p94/doctorphoenix/Rouge_page.jpg Hamelt's the blond in the photo.

I'll have some pics of April and Lora up later.

I can take another voice or two. I can also send over some screams.

I'd be glad to do more mini-parts (but not the Dalek, and I've already done a Sue - you pick which), and I can drag my sister in to help with recording battle backgrounds. Will mail them over to Trojie later today, and if you want to send me additional parts, please do so. Maybe I can get my sister to do some of them, too.

fanwriter_sedri@hotmail.com
fanwritersedri@gmail.com

The DoF Stu, Jill, and the Vixen!Sues. If anyone wants to do the Vixen!Sues, it's only a matter of going, "POOKY!" very loudly, and we can cut the various versions together. If you want to do that, just send them in, don't worry about volunteering on here just to shout one word.

Jill is the only majorish character left who's unassigned, and she only has about six lines altogether. Anyone want to take her on?

Thank you, everyone, for the progress so far!

...I was going to get away without having to show off my attempts at art. Ah, well. Agents Tirsaer and Ryni.

I vote for Urplefilms LTD.

Tadkeeta is pictured here. No pic for Eclectica, I'm afraid. Her description is as follows:
Agent Eclectica
AKA: Eccentrica!Sue (never called that to her face)
Gender: Female
Hair: Blond with red highlights. Shoulder-length
Eyes: Brown
Skin: Light
Other: She's an Eccentrica Gallumbits ripoff.
Outfit: A sleeveless midriff-baring top, a miniskirt.
Native Continuum: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Tawaki was incapacitated at the time. For Omicron, refer to The Evil of the Daleks; he was a rank-and-file Dalek before his humanization. Draw Kamkenta however you wish.

Mimi's Mary Sue Dolls has closed down, but Honesah's hair and mane are horizontally striped, blue and yellow. Her wings are feathered, like a pegasus'. I forget what color her hooves and horn were. And in spite of being called a Pegacorn, she is humanoid (that's how she was able to get Legolas' affections in the fic and Mkellin's in Tinco Division)

Hey, the movie! I remember that! I'd be willing to volenteer for more 'Sues or agents, I might even be able to do Daleks if I had to (though the idea about using clips is better, pretty sure the BBC has some for free). Since my agents weren't in this, I don't need pictures (yay). Um...my vote is for Urplefilms LTD. It's funner to say.

http://chelonianmobile.deviantart.com/art/Laburnum-Character-Sheet-94644539
http://chelonianmobile.deviantart.com/art/Agent-Laburnum-42173174
http://chelonianmobile.deviantart.com/art/Foxglove-Character-Sheet-104116670
http://chelonianmobile.deviantart.com/art/Agent-Foxglove-42174199

Hopefully whoever gets the job of animating this can draw angry faces better than I can.

I'll do a Sue voice or two if you send me a piece of script. I can only keep up a fake voice for one sentence at a time, so send me some which only have one line, if you possibly could.

*glomps Sub Rosa's part* ... I've always liked her. >.>

I can do some random Sues, too. I'm pretty sure I can manage to make them not sound like me--or, more to the point, like Jenni or the Sub Rosa.

I has pictures, oh my yes.

Jenni, Nume, and Ilraen: Ten Portraits. This is probably the best reference for face shape and colors.

Jenni: Whine, Couch close-up, Genderbender, Jenni and Erik, Pensive, Portrait. ... She's been around for a while. >.>

Nume: bad drawing and better sketch.

Ilraen: just this one.

Enjoy!

Oh, by the way, any luck with the crazy multi-lingual Scottish guy? I didn't forget about him, but I didn't hear anything after my inquiry about pronunciation.

~Neshomeh, artistic.

Ya, me again. :P Ansela was just replying to a thread of mine yesterday, but I don't have any other way of contacting her so I hope she drops in. My Dalek impression is shit, sadly, so I won't volunteer for them unless nobody else does. If Sub Rosa was a guy I'd try for her, too, and I can't do a female voice so the Sues are out too. However, I will (probably foolishly) volunteer for the Tomb Agents and DoF Stu, and maybe the Cafeteria Agent if nobody else volunteers. Once I'm free for a bit, preferably with nobody else in the house, the battle sounds recording will be done easily, especially since with Tirsaer's lines I can meld his right into the rest of the lines. If I had any artistic ability/software I'd help with the title, sorry. My vote is for Urplefilms LTD, by the way. Dunno why, just sounds more "official" or something.

I still haven't summed up the courage to check out the Pern fandom ... Pern badslash would be a horrific beast. Much praise and Bleeprin-infused lembas to you and your team :D

I am quite happily amused. Very nice, very long; that's a good thing in this case. Literally made my day.
And that 'Sue... AUGH. I've never had the misfortune to encounter a Pern 'Sue before. I think I may learn to terminate them with extreme prejudice. Jeez. Thank you for killing it.

I had a lot of fun reading that, especially when the volunteer agents were brought in. Nice and quirky, just how I like them. Anyhow, that fic must have been a real headache to read, and I don't envy you at all. Crossovers get my back up at the best of times, but when you throw Sues into the mix too... *shudders* not fun.

And I look forward to reading your agents' next mission!

I do like how literally the canon interprets everything. Although I'm now put off ever reading Pern. Even without knowing anything about it, the mission still pretty much made sense, so good job!

a deep, snuff colored lump
These I have seen. Generally in my dad's hankies. They are not something anyone with any sense would be investigating.

Also, I see you also have "portaled" with one L. This is the standard American spelling then?

Spotted one thing that's confusing me. You've written "to wit"; so far as I know it's "to whit". Certainly Pratchett uses the latter. Google isn't helping me find much clarification on which is correct - all I found is Merriam-Webster giving "to wit" but they're an American dictionary. Anyone got any ideas on this one? *is totally a geek when it comes to the English language*

I've always had a soft spot for the Dragonriders. Poor E'rik, though.

Cheers! It's just as good in the second read.

No offense to the Sue killers on the board, but I've always wanted to read a Bad Slash or DIC or DOGA mission just to see how it was different from the "kill the Sue" type ones. This is the first DIC mission I've actually been able to see, I'll definitely give it a look.

It seems a little off to go around wasting good OCs so I'd have to agree with the other posters. If they're really good or it interests you, look into recruting them. Otherwise, I think it would be safe to leave them alone without killing them.

I don't see why you can't just leave them. We're perfectly happy to have goodfic so why not?

If the OC's are good, they can be recruited(there's precedent for doing so). As for Non-OC devices, I remember someont telling me they just meld into the local canon.

Every girl at my school is wearing that t-shirt. Gah. Everyone was telling me all about Twilight and how much I would love it, because it is about vampires.
It sucks and blows.
There's already lots of Suefic for it, according to my friend who likes Twilight fanfic-basically they replace "Bella" with their own name.

I've heard it's very little like the book. I'm probably going to go see it when the fuss dies down a bit, though. I'm actually kind of excited. Is it perverse that I kind of look forward to doing some Twilight missions?

But I have read the book. It is fanfiction. The main character is textbook Sue and her love interest is a terrifying stalker portrayed as the Perfect Guy. The plot is treated as a necessary evil by the author, much more attention is paid to the love interest's changing eye colour and scary good looks. Oh, and of course the main character who is so selfless and beautiful and modest and kind while still being a total brat, treating her friends like crap and deliberatly making her life harder for herself so that she can angst.

Yes it is a form of canon, so we have a duty to protect it, but there is nothing the movie can do for Twilight that the book hasn't already done. Actually, considering what I've heard, the movie should be signifigantly better than the book (this is not hard) so it might even be good for the fandom.

*hopes no one here actually likes Twilight because that could make things awkward.*

Have a crappy ink painting of some tulips that I painted in the last ten minutes of art class today.

Here, have a bag of holding. It's black, and will fit all the other stuff you get.

Have some Anti-Lustin flowers, and a Bleepolate Cake!

PS: I can't wait to see the second part of the 'It's a mon kinda world, mon' MST. Let's toast to the forthcoming spoking of Philandering!Takeru and SuddenlyRomanticand Sensitive!Drew*!

*With non-alcoholic drinks, since i'm 16.

Wheeee!

I'm probably late, but then again this is a common problem for me.
Happy adultness. No one ever said you had to grow up, though. :P

Happy birthday! Now, I know I've given you a whisk already, so here's a French silk chocolate pie! I love making these things. Enjoy!

A Fork. So you can eat all the cake we're about to pile on you.

Congratsi!

Have a graduated cylinder and some mini-baked cookies! (Sorry, they're a little burnt.)

Congratulations on surviving so far!

...I realise that was probably not the most cheerful comment. But seriously, happy birthday and have fun being an adult!

*presents you with a large bag of pebbles, a basket of Bleeprin-berries and your own sling*

Hope you have a great day!

Does this mean you're going to start heading to bed with a cup of cocoa at 9pm and being attracted to people over sixty? Good luck with that. Still, there's beer now, so it's not all bad. Happy birthday. :D

Hope you have/ are having an awesome time of it. Here's to your newfound adulthood ;)

Here, have a loon!

Okay, that thing is just insulting. It seems that this person's only research into gothic subcuture was a peek through the window of Hot Topic! Grrrr... Kill it with fire.

I ran across his Doctor Who fic a while back and ran away screaming. This one looks only slightly better. I get the impression that he doesn't really comprehend the concept of crossovers--he just randomly throws in characters from other universes without really any attempt to incorporate their 'verses into the story.

Sekka and Vanir are his two favorite Stus, I think--Sekka as the main character, Vanir to be Sekka's punching bag. It's obnoxious. I just want to tell him to go write his own piece of fiction if he feels the need to shove these guys into every story. Grr.

This isn't entirely relevant, but can I claim his Doctor Who fic? I've been looking forward to sporking it for a while now, though I still don't have permission yet.

Seriously, what is up with that? Although I don't particularly like crossovers, I can acknowledge that they are good ones. That many characters from that many canons just seems... well, unecessary. That's going to be hell to untangle, especially with the sheer number of characters coming in out of nowhere.

Also, heh, yeah. Greebo's? With more than one of that furry bundle of joy out there I'm surprised that school hasn't been decimated already.

Well, that was my immediate thought anyway.

I seriously do need to do that. I saw a few episodes and liked it, but lost my place... well. If no one else claims it by the time I'm familiar enough with canon, I will. *wonders how long the series is* Probably the usual 26 or so episodes...

I know that if I met my Original Characters, it would bring out my maternal instinct and I'd be all motherly (or rather, grandmotherly) to them. And then they would get scared.

Thing is, I base my OCs on people in my life, so hopefully it's more like meeting with a friend.

As for psuedo-psychic connections, I suppose LINK would be something like that? You know, that syndrome described in HFA?

As in, they wanna feel slightly independent, however they still move exactly as she wants, but still claim to be independent? Or maybe she can only change their appearances? Give Skyfire purple hair I say! Or pink, go with pink...

Have some more Suenicorn flesh.
You've read C*l*br**n? I'VE read "Violation of the Evenstar!" And That Series! Nyeeer.

You can love it, stroke it, feed it (Only chocolate flecks though). Alternatively, you can eat it.
And the Ypurs are my jurisdiction for now. As there are over eight hundred of them by this point, you can definitely take one. Did you want an Urple, Wilver or Bleen one? Or just a regular coloured one like turquiose, crimson, veridian or ochre?

Shame on me!

Anyway, have an egg whisk. It's shiny, gold-plated, and, hey, it whisks eggs! You can also use it to whisk spambots and author wraiths, if you like. And here, have some Belgian chocolates, too.

Welcome to the insanity!

Here, have some psychic paper. It's always useful. Just don't let it get you in trouble...

Here's a Mammoth tank!

BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?

You sound like you'll fit right in - nice to meet you! I'm not sure who runs the ypur adoptions, but they'll probably reply here sooner or later. :)

Cheers!

- Sedri

Yes, you read that right. An axe that shoots fire due to a flamethrower component being added to it. Coolest weapon since chainswords, I say. There should still be Ypurs to go around, as Neshomeh said, and I'm sure we'll find a use for the Ion Canon. Probably give it to DOGA if nothing else, and we can always put it in the Armoury. It's impressive that you've managed to read that much, especially the Legendary Badfics, it sounds like you're gonna fit right in. Can't wait to see your agents when you finally try for permission!

*poke*

I think there are plenty of Ypurs to go around. I don't see why anyone who wants one shouldn't have one. I don't run the adoptions, though.

As for the Ion Canon, I'm sure someone will think of something to do with it. *g*

Welcome!

~Neshomeh

*hands plate of delicious baked goods*

I present you with newbie-gifts of a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object!

Welcome to the insanity. You sound like you'll fit right in.

Have a P-90. Since you've been to the Wiki and everything, I won't spam you with links. I will recommend keeping an eye out for July though, since she tends to give rabies when she can't give links.

Come in, we don't bite (mostly) and your sanity can go in that slot marked 'Incinerator' over there. You won't need it here.

If it's a fandom I don't know then I'll be no good on the content, but I'm happy to lend my eagle eye for spelling, punctuation and grammar, and also for overall consistency and comprehension. Got googledocs? *hopes the answer is "yes" as is still resisting installing Word* If not, chuck it over anyway, and I'll head to my dad's tomorrow for a dekko. birgit dot fishwife at gmail dot com, in case you didn't already know.

If I'm familiar with the series, I'd be willing to check it out. I have a soft spot for yaoi.

I actually kinda like the Inheritance trilogy. Notbecauseoferagonheisthebiggestgarystuinexistenceyegodsandlittlefishes. But have you read some of Angela's lines? "Watch out for ferrets!" Isn't it always the minor characters who make a story interesting?

Will have a dekko when Trojie and I are finished exorcising Legolas and Glorfindel, but one question - is úber deliberate?

I write for DMSE&R and DMS. :]

But they've only done Mary Sue's so far. I'm thinking of transferring them.

Only finished one mission as of yet, but I'll take on anything except for RW 'fic. And I'm a bit squeamish about Bad Slash, but I'll do it.

And the odd "Generically Bad".

On the missions front, I've done DOGA and DoWTF officially, with some of the DOGA missions being DMS stuff in disguise. I guess the co-mission with Neshomeh and Kippur was DMS mostly, too. I've also done the DIO, and about half of a Bad Slash mission which was supposed to be a lead in to Crashing Down. That kind of didn't work out, but I'll probably finish it someday. Oh, and I've done an Intelligence report with Agent Kyaris.

On the other writing front, I have Agents in just about every major Department, to the extent that I can't even remember who most of them are. But not many of them have actual missions written for them, so.

hS

But I'm planning on taking on both Sues (because I have an extremely bloodthirsty agent), and Bad Slash (as that's something of a personal pet hate for my agents). As they're in the DoF, this should (hopefully) work out.

It'll probably mostly be 'Sues, assuming I get around to finishing any of these, but I'd like to take a look at Bad Slash and crossovers, too.

...I've done three Mary Sues and a bad AU. I'm currently planning to go into crossovers, though, and I'll probably do Bad Slash at some point.

I, uh, kind of haven't written anything yet (stupid GCSEs sucking away all my free time) but once I get my act together/the Christmas holiday starts, I'll be starting my first mission. Probably. >

Specifically the Sub-Division of Video Gaming. By the way, since Lunac, Arti and Liadan hold the main office, does the other Boarders who have claims on specific video games get their own little router, or would it be Arti, Lunac and Liadan saying 'That needs to go to them."?

I do Bad Slash, obviously. Although we do get a fair few replacement!Stus. And I've done one mission that technically should have gone to the DMS. Currently in the process of setting up the Division of MPreg.

As a sub-deparment of the DMS I mainly take on Sues. I've also tackled a few smaller missions in (reasonable) goodfic where a character was just holding on to the wrong equipment or held it incorrectly.

In total I've done one slash mission and have added a second to my backlist. That one does involve a Gary Stu, so I'm not sure how much it would count as a slash mission.

That's why I'm thinking of joining the Floaters when I get permission, so I can do missions for any sort of badfic.

I've done one FicPsych story, one DIC story, and three 'Sues. Two of the 'Sues were explained as being misdirected because of Nume's transfer, but still. The other one was a co-mission with hS (representing DOGA) and Kippur (representing Implausibility or something like that).

I'm planning more FicPsych and DIC stuff, and also some deliberate DMS stuff with a new agent pair.

Not that I wouldn't take bad slash if it came up in the course of things. I've got Subjugation on my list, for heaven's sake. O.o

... I've just revealed my depressingly low rate of mission production. Does it help that I've done a bunch of other PPC-related writing? ^_^;

~Neshomeh

also have sporked bad het and Sues.

Only five? Really? o.O That seems ridiculously small for the amount of bad slash out there.
I have DMS agents. x.X But since almost nobody seems to know my favorite fandoms, and there is an intolerable abundance of bad slash, I may have to help at some point.

Not that I've written much, but I'm mostly interested in Sue-slaying. Slash squicks me, though I did co-write a mission with Trojie. Is that what you're after?

Pretty much all the message got through there, and makes sense. So, with hands VERY FAR AWAY from that damned "post" button, we ask for alternative captions for this t-shirt.

Mostly because we're thinking of having a "Captions that didn't make the cut" bit on the back.

Four badfics this time.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4504889/1/this_is_who_WE_are this is who WE are
Fandom: Pokemon
Rating: M
Summary: epic tail of the bleka world nd wich lotsa tings r difernt...lotsa sadness nd kawaii hot emo goffick guys!11 shinji x oc NOT 4 PREPZ.
Pairings: ShinjixOC

Obvious troll. More and more of these cheap My Immortal ripoffs keep appearing.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4560793/1/The_Fire_Burning_in_the_Rain The Fire Burning in the Rain
Fandom: Pokemon
Rating: M
Summary: Advanceshipping May and her family move to Fortree, the most rain-ridden town in Hoenn, as her Dad has taken up the position of Gym Leader there. When she goes to the school, things take a Supernatural Twist. AshXMay Twilight Crossover
Pairings: MayxAsh

Ripoff of Twilight, except in a Pokemon setting. Pointless and very, very implausible. The two canons don't even have much in common.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2455739/1/3_Months 3 Months
Fandom: Shaman King
Rating: K
Summary: Yoh asked Anna to be his girl for 3 months because she refused him at first. He’s keeping a large secret from her, will she find out? What happen if she find out about it? Will she said yes after 3 months? YXA, HXT, RXP, HX[Rumi,OOC]
Pairings: YohxAnna, HaoxTamao, RenxPrinka, HorohoroxOC

Very, very OOC characters, bad pairings. I'm really not sure what Department this goes to, it's mostly wildly OOC behavior and clichés.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2746344/1/Midas_Kids_Millitary Midas: Kids Millitary
Fandom: Command and Conquer
Rating: K
Summary: Read the history of the Midas: Kids Millitary that started it all and this is a side and more intresting story besides command&conquer.
Pairings: None

Apparently, this is a Super Crackfic. That, and it's completely idiotic. My first reaction was "What the hell is this?" No idea where this goes, but it just might be DoWTF material. Not likely though.

Burn the first one! Burn it! Oh, and the last one should be nuked, in my opinion. Nukes are perfectly canonical in C&C-verse.

http://www.lotrfanfiction.com/viewstory.php?sid=10242 .:Tears Of Blood:.
Fandom: LOTR
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Selena and Syrus are twins with strange powers that none have ever seen or heard of. They claim to be half-elf, but what of the other half? What secrets do they hold and why did they join the Fellowship? Are they simply there to help? Or is there another reason?
Pairings: Not specified in fic info, some slash

'Sue and 'Stu half-elf twins, supposedly unknown father. Mother!Sue stole Nienna's name. Grelvish is the only form of Elvish in the fic, and the Suethor apparently has no knowledge of either Quenya or Sindarin. Creation of mini-Balrogs, bad spelling, and bad grammar.

Burn them! Burn them!


http://www.lotrfanfiction.com/viewstory.php?sid=9819 Rationalising MPreg
Fandom: LOTR
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Lindir, a former thrall, is forced against his will to become a witness in Sauron's trial on Taniquetil in the Fourth Age. Slash, MPreg, Angst, Slavery, Noncon, Tentacles, Body manipulation, Mind control, Oral, Violence, Minor involved.

It 'contains Slash, MPreg, Angst, Slavery, Noncon, Tentacles, Body manipulation, Mind control, Oral, Violence, Minor involved, and more', according to the story note. What more do I need to say? It's automatically a killworthy fic. Oh, and the author's obviously read the books, including Silm. Quite obvious from the character list, really.

Kill it with fire, kill it with fire, kill it with FIRE!

That reminds me - where are you getting the info on Elves' ageing from? 'Cause we've got a very woobiefied 40 year old Legolas acting like a cross between a 13 year old girl and a stable-boy, and it'd be nice to hit it with a bad Elvish biology charge. (And I'm too lazy to go poking through the Sil, obviously.)

I'm quite annoyed by this one. A canon-knowing canon-buster always annoys me.

Welcome! Have you received a towel yet? If not, here is one! *offers towel*

Careful, Bleepolate and Bleepka don't always mix together. Side effects include belching frogs, momentarily shapeshifting into the Snape!Boggart or general explodiness. Welcome to the PPC, and I hope you have fun!

That's a flamethrower axe, if you're curious. No, don't point it over here! Hope you enjoy it here.

I'm not sure...I think I'd better go with the response centre as
a)The plants wouldn't waste a perfectly good TARDIS on a new recruit.
b)My shameful ignorance of the Whoverse, something I plan to fix as soon as possible.

Thanks again for the welcome.

Also, are partners mandatory?
If so, can we choose any partner at all? I had an idea that's so bad its good...

Do enjoy it.

And consider the plight of the understaffed Bad Slash department when it comes time for you to ask for Permission :D

BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?

I gift thee with an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs but spambots and author wraiths, too! Use it for good and not evil. Oh, and have some Belgian chocolate, too.

Welcome to the insanity!

I gift you with a piece of psychic paper. Highly useful, although be careful what you think with it. (Although if you've seen more of Doctor Who than just the one episode, you know that already.)

Since Sedri beat me to the first one.

*poke poke*

Anywho, welcome! Have, um... this nice bowl of Tantaflaf. ^_^

~Neshomeh, who has been reading HFA.

I hereby gift thee with a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object!

Let me add my greetings to the others', and point you to the sanity cloakroom just outside. You won't need it here, and indeed some people have never found theirs again.

Welcome a'Board! (Wow, it's been a while since I've said that...) We hope you enjoy your stay, please hang your sanity on the hook by the door until you need it again.

You've read a few of the spin-offs, you say, but since I can't read your mind (or can I?), I obviously don't know where you read them. Thus: if you haven't come across it already, the Complete List of PPC Fiction may serve to help you lose hours or days of your precious time.

hS

Here, have a P-90. I see you've found everything I would normally link you to, so there's nothing for me to do there.

I will warn you, if you haven't already found this out, to watch out for the Legendary Badfics. Even the summaries can permanently scar your brain.

What fandoms are you involved in, by the way? And are you a he or a she?

Always good to see new people. Do excuse the welcome wagon; enthusiasm abounds around here. I'm sure the others will be online sooner or later. Probably sooner.

I see you don't need any links, so... well, what fandoms do you specialise in?

And welcome!

- Sedri

People actually like it when someone going for permission actively looks for a "first" fic they intend to do. Shows research and deliberation. Would be a good idea to choose one of the two you showed here though, save the other for later.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4657377/9/Star_Wars_The_Clone_Wars

Here, have some psychic paper. It's good for getting into parties and top-secret places. Only don't let your mind wander too much when you use it.

Hey, you never know, it might come in handy! (I wasn't trying to blow you up, honest!)

Anyhow, welcome slightly newer new person than myself, hope you stick around!

And since Sedri doesn't wanna do it, I also gift you with an Transdimensional Pocket Knife, which has the follow functions:
*Lightsabre Toothpick
*A holographic projector which generates the picture of a shiny coin.
*A nuclear-powered sock
*And many, many other exciting things!

Welcome to the PPC, and don't mind the marbles that are rolling around. Just bow to them with semi-respect and nudge them along. With any luck, they'll eventually get back to their owner.

*waves hello and showers you with confetti*

They let me have sugar, so I'm somewhat hyper.

Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object!

Welcome to the PPC! Lose your sanity! We're all insane here!

*is dragged away by the Medical team and sedated*

[Okay, I'm not usually this hyper, but I'm in a very good mood at the moment. Sorry if I disturbed you :P]

Enjoy canonical baked goods!

Lots of newbies in the last couple of days. It's all cool, but it's an interesting phenomenon. Anyway, welcome!

Also, first poke.

*poke*

~Neshomeh

BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?

I leave you to work out its full purpose. Nice to meet you.

- Sedri

I gift you with an egg whisk...it's shiny, gold-plated, and hey, it whisks eggs! It can also whisk author wraiths and spambots if you like. Use it for good and not evil.

Welcome to the insanity! Fun is part of the package. :D

It's a video game, but the art is anime-ish.

Her name is 'Tabby', so it fits there too.

http://dothack.wikia.com/wiki/Tabby

Look! Shiny URL!

I don't know whether they count, not having seen the show.

The focus of that's more on the boys than the girls, but still. There's Yuiko Hawatari- a classmate of the main character's, Ritsuka Aoyagi-, Hitomi Shinonome- their teacher-, and Osamu Kimizuka- a friend of Ritsuka's from his previous school who's only appeared in one sidestory, pretty much.

Or if she counts, there's Tabby from .hack//Roots, I guess.

Found this on the net: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_catgirls

Might take a while to look up all those different people, so I'll give you a few catboys to go along with it.

Hellsing has Schroedinger. He'd probably be the most adorable thing ever to walk the multiverse if he wasn't an arguably insane Nazi kid. Despite that, he looks like something you just wanna pick up and cuddle. It's kinda creepy.

If you're willing to accept anthropomorphic cats, there's also Neko-sensei/Mr. Cat from Princess Tutu. He's a pretty funny guy, and rather obsessed with marriage.

I'm not sure if this last one really counts, seeing how he's from a webcomic instead of a manga. The fairy tale webcomic (sort of) No Rest for the Wicked features the catboy Perrault as one of the main characters. I'm not certain about the status of webcomics in this community, though, so he may not be a legitimate cameo.

But she doesn't have a tail or ears. She does have cat eyes though and very cat-like mannerisms. Of course, if you just want the ears there's always Chii from Chobits (not technically a catgirl, but...).

First one I thought of. She's from Outlaw Star.

I can answer both interpretations of the question.

If you mean in fanics, then if they are actual replacements, we kill them just like normal sues. If they're just dramatically out of character, we restore them either by killing the Sue responsible, or by beating them over the head with a canon text until the author-wraith is exorcised.

If you mean characters in actual published stories, then there's not much we can do but complain - the Eragon books are a notable example. Strictly speaking, as PPCers, we're supposed to defend them, too, but if a character isn't much liked, most agents can easily find pleanty of more worthy souls to watch out for.

Happens sometimes, usually when I think I've inconvenienced people. Just ignore me. :)

I can't get the redirect link from "Wicked" to work. *pouty face* Please? July? hS? I'll never mess with your precious wiki again, promise...

Hey, fellow literary masochist here! I've looked over the Legendary Badfic on the Wiki, and I also think it needs some additions. While the ones they have are in fact absolutely horrific, I can tell the editors missed out on the darkness that plagued the net in my time (I.E late 90s). I'm surprised, frex, that the Marissa Picard Chronicles aren't on there. Others that definitely merit attention:
1.The Misery Sensei Neo-Zero Double Blitzkrieg Debacle. It's an epic length (500 page) Sailor Moon/Daria crossover that ends up being absolutely incomprehensible. Has been Msted, to great success.
2.The Oscarfics. Oh God. Written by a self-proclaimed 13 year old hermaphrodite, who inserts himself into the Sailor Moon Universe to pursue the affections of Artemis. That's right, the cat. Yeah. Some brave souls actually managed to MSTie it.
3. Agony in Pink. Quite possibly the worst Fanfic in existence. Completely blows My Immortal out of the Water. Basically, the Pink Ranger from Power Rangers gets kidnapped by the main villian and tortured, raped, and eventually murdered. So bad it actually caused Australia to ban Usenet for a while.

If anyone can so much as touch these, you will have my unending admiration and respect. Tread carefully.

If a story is so infamous that you can mention it's title and most people will groan and go, "oh, THAT one!", then it's Legendary. Same for goodfic - the list is (or, tries to be) only made up of stories that practically everyone has heard of.

That said, if something truly terrible comes up, we might just add it. Generally it's good to have consensus, though. I think it would be frowned upon to arbitrarily add a whole bunch of badfics to The List.

:P

Seriously, though, she's not from anywhere in particular. I've never had anything to do with Gaia Online. And thus, I can answer "No and no" to the other two questions.

hS

the list is left exactly as each part was submitted, typos and all. Editing it on the Wiki means that it won't be the same as the LJ version any more, and as each part is complete when someone (Tawaki I think) posts to LJ, it is up to him to decide if there should be changes made.

Also, the link to the Star Wars OFU from http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/OFU is broken. Is there a back-up link somewhere?

Very enjoyable read. Not-Maglor's cluelessness was well done. At least he had enough of a backbone to protest what was going on, if not actually resist. It's a start.

"We recruited him, we name him." I suspect there are many people in HQ who should be grateful their recruiters were better with names than Ryni and Tirsaer. *g*

~Neshomeh

That was a fun and quirky read, especially with the naming of Hawthorne. I must say, I rather like Ryni, just because I love how she talks. Keep up the good work and I'll be sure to seek out more of it.

Yay, you finished it! I'm amazed you got through it; that was... erm... it was. We'll leave it at that.

Oscar looks like he'll shape up quite nicely, though I can't help but wonder who his other father is.

I shall look forward to his future missions. :)

Good job. ^_^ I like Oscar. He's shaping up nicely. Dare I ask who his dads are?

I spotted--or rather didn't spot--a missing word, here in red: "'Ergo, Legolas should not be yearning for anyone.'"

Also, I just realized how horrible the term "debugger" is. {X D

~Neshomeh, observant... or not.

the GDocs in which the Double Invasion 2008 threads reside belong to JulyFlame. If I were you, I'd ask her if you can have a look.

Cool, PPC legends popping out of the aether. Tasari, aka A. Gallwoglass, DMS: PotC/misc English lit., and Tatharien, DMS: LotR. At your service, miss.

I should study up on my oldbies.

Saphie of Suedom! Wow, can I shake your hand? Please? *extends hand*

Sorry to drop in so late, but you mentioned a sci-fi pan-fandom game, and I was curious. Could you give me a link or a name to Google?

*waves* I think I was around 'round about a bit before you left? Maybe? Anyway, good to see you again! Hope you can maybe drop by every now and again.

Of course I remember you. :D Hiiiiiiiii!

I'm around, kindasorta. I'm not too involved in any fandom nowadays, since my life's been sort of consumed by moving across country twice, getting married (to hS, of all people. Speaking of PPC couples . . . :P), and preparing to move out of the country, should the UK government ever choose to grant me a spouse visa. But! I still do check in on the board every now and again. It's good to see you!

May I have your Autograph?

Very, very new Boarder here. A lot of oldbies and newbies appearing - or reappearing - since I joined, apparently. I read Suedom a few times, and it's good to hear it isn't actually a dead fic.

Oh, and do you want some random shiny and/or pointy objects? I've got a lightspork, glass equipment from Morrowind, random lightsaber crystals, a few extra copies of Glorious and the Omniscient Staff from the Disgaea-verse, a few Prinny costumes, and a whole bunch of Wall-E plushies. Granted, the plushies and the Prinny suits aren't actually shiny or pointy, but they are still very awesome.

Oh, and Neshomeh, is there any more of that food and drink left?

That's a flamethrower/axe combo, if you're wondering. See the nozzle? No, slow down, don't point it at me, please. Glad to have an old face back, the doors are always open. I was around somewhere between '05-'07 way back when (probably '05 or '06, I KNOW it wasn't in '07...ah well), but that's as close to being an oldbie as I can claim to be. Dunno any others aside from the already-established vets, so sorry I can't help with that. Hope you have fun! Have you read the wiki? A lot of stuff's happened in the PPC.

I've actually been here... Over two years now (0.o) but I don't think we've met before. I did read Suedom when I first joined!

My Agents are Kumori Tenki and Georgia Branch, DoF, and deal with anime missions. I'm a co-course coordinator at the Official Fanfiction University of Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles and enjoy writing goodfic more than I do sporking badfic.

So yeah, that's me! Welcome back to the PPC.

I believe I came well after your time, but it's nice to meet you. Want some chocolate? It's Swiss dark. *offers*

I'm still here, and happy Thanksgiving, by the way!

I was a newbie when you were here, but I guess I'm an old one now. Since you left, I compiled a List of Everything PPC and Complete List of PPC Fiction, which should show you just how far we've come since, what was it, 2004? '05? And more newbies are coming in every day. I didn't think we'd last this long, but I'm definitely not complaining. Welcome back!

--Araeph, Department of Technical Errors

Nice to meet you! Everyone else has already said everything interesting, so I'll just shake your hand and hope you don't have aggressive minis. :)

We still live, breathe, kick and occasionally flamethrower things :)

Welcome back!

College has been kicking back, so I've been a bit less active than I would like, but I'm definitely still here.

Whoa. THE Saphie. *waves*

I'm a lowly newbie compared to you, having only been around since April, but I sure as heck know of you, particularly after having read Suedom a dozen times or more.

Fandomswise my Agents are still at that most fundamental of PPC works, LOTR Sues, but they can cover Harry Potter, Redwall, most of David Eddings' works, the Earth's Children series by Jean M. Auel, and at a push Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles.

And as to what we're up to... *grins* I could sit here all night rambling on about everything that's happened recently, but I think this page

http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/2008_Mary_Sue_Invasion

should tell you most of the details of my current favourite project. I've also got a mission, an MST and an OFU underway, so, yeah...

*toddles off to be an industrious li'l newbie, though keeps looking back over her shoulder in awe*

If hS was but a newbie when you left, I would have still been a Suethor at the time, so we've never met.

Pan-fandom? Doctor Who, the Ransom Trilogy, Star Trek, Star Wars, Known Space, Firebird (Tyers), H2G2, everything?

Like hS said, I remember you, but that was when I was but a wee newbie and didn't talk much.

I DO know Hawkelf and Blayze, and I also RP with them (though sadly not so much in the last couple of years, college being what it is), so we have that in common. Are you aware of the insanity that is our version of the Lounge? *g*

hS pretty well covered fandoms, I think. I find myself with mostly Harry Potter crossovers of various types on my list, but Pern turns up rather frequently, too, now that the author allows fanfic.

Anyhow, welcome back! Pull up a chair; stay awhile. Try the latest Bleep concoctions, maybe some edible punctuation--"for it is dull," as Jadis says, "to drink without eating." ^_^

~Neshomeh

Heya, welcome back.

Don't know you properly, but certainly know of you.

I figure I ought give the wiki link (let's leave it at saying it was a crack idea and I thought it'd end up not being used within a couple months and it's still been growing for almost a year now.)

... but mostly I just remember being intimidated by you. But aye, there's a few of us Oldbies still around (although the total number of active Old-Oldbies, ie those who were around when Jay was still here [I wasn't] is, mm... something like two, if that?), and a whole host of newbies of various ages. So welcome back.

The PPC still has its roots in LotR, of course, and significant grounding in Harry Potter, but most missions nowadays are in various anime continuua and a couple of newer things (Doctor Who and Torchwood are occasionally up, and of late the Chronicles of Narnia get a showing). We also have more Departments, loads more Agents, several recent crises (oh, heck, you don't even know what happened to Makes-Things, do you?), and a lot of other stuff floating around. How much of it is of interest to you depends on whether this is just a flying visit, really.

Anyway, hi, I'm hS, I remember you, and I talk too much.

hS

Ya, I am still around. It:s still a good haven against insanity.

Oh wait, we are the insane ones....

Leto

Look! It's in the shape of a Ypur!

And yes, we are still going. It's quite fun, so I don't think anyone would willingly leave for ages. I don't think we've met, but welcome back anyway! Do you have the all-important Links Julyflame is going to give out?

I'll drop you an e-mail sometime after Thanksgiving. Glad school is going well. Since my move I'm pretty close to you, as a matter of fact. (My town begins with a B and is right on the 73 bus line. Go figure!)

Glad to see you back here. :D

Nice to see you around again. I'm pretty sure nobody minds if you get distracted for a while. It seems to happen when real life comes a-callin'.

*points down at thread directly below this one for proof*

Welcome back. I've just distributed Bleep products and edible punctuation below, so feel free to partake. {= )

~Neshomeh

Neshomeh, one of the Permission Givers, asked for that to slow down a bit, especially with the double posts and stuff.

Also, those two in this thread I've seen so far are written by obvious trolls.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4678597/1/I_Must_Have_You

Please be a mis-filed parody. Please be a mis-filed parody. Please be a mis-filed parody.

Have a Prinny suit! It makes you better at just about everything (in an RPG sense), but it has the side-effect of making you add 'Dood' to the end of every sentence.

Suenicorn jerky sounds delicious, and coconuts are good. Plus, they make a very good Monty Python reference item when empty. Yay!

And welcome. :)
...can I call you Maudlin or Hart without being bitten in half? 'Cause, you know, that sounds really uncomfortable. I like my torso being attached to my legs, thanks. :) But hey, Suenicorn jerky. I'm not usually a meat-eater, but that sounds absolutely delicious.
I must think of some way to thank you... Here, have a new pointe shoe. Good for dishing out minor to moderate concussions. :)
So... yeah. Many welcomes. Be insanely gleeful; we don't really use that sanity thing around here all that much.

*tosses a graduated cylinder your way* Welcome to the PPC, Maudlin! Enjoy your stay!

*sings* I don't know why you say good-bye I say hello...

Well, I'm hoping you don't say good-bye anytime soon! Glad to see another newbie around here with a thing for long names. I'd go for the jerky, but I'm pretty sure that Suenicorns aren't kosher, so I'll just take the coconuts instead. I always wondered what coconut milk tasted like.

I don't have anything awesome to offer like these veteran boarders, so I'll offer you some of the vegan pumpkin pie I've had for Thanksgiving. It's very yummy, though it has a weird aftertaste.

*takes a coconut and offers a towel in return* Hope you enjoy it here!

I present thee with extra petroleum for the old flaxe, as well as this limited special edition 'more dakka' for whenever you just need sum bigga' gunz.

Ooh, and you bring gifts, too! *noms jerky*
Here, have some psychic paper in return. Gets you most anywhere, only don't go showing it to crushes. Tends to get...embarrassing. In any even, glad you're here!

BTW, will your Agents be based in a Response Center or a TARDIS?

Suenicorn jerky! I wonder if ypurs'll eat it. Hmmm...

Anyway, I'm Sara and have an egg whisk. It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs but author wraiths and spambots as well. Use it for good and not much evil.

Welcome to the insanity!

You'll need it.

Welcome! Thanks for the jerky - it has been decontaminated, right? - and good to meet you. I'm sure July will be along shortly with all the links you'll need. While I'm here, let me wave a little flag advertising the Department of Mary Sues. *grin*

Nice to meet you!

That's a flamethrower/axe, if you're wondering. More specifically, an axe with a flamethrower component attached. You'll have to go down to DoSAT if you want full specs or something, though. Anyway, welcome! Sounds like you'll fit right in, hope you have fun.

Welcome to the PPC.

I present you with your very own bag of pebbles for throwing at Sues and a Random Shiny Object because shinies are win.

There should be some more people along soon to give you shiny links and presents.

How did you find the PPC, and what fandoms do you cover?

Oh, and you can pop your sanity over in the Sanity Cloakroom by the door, we don't usually need it in here.

Welcomes again!

I'm guessing it was pretty fun. Did anyone try to record at least part of the 'fic readings? It would be a good way to kill time, that's for sure.

Somehow I thought it was Saturday and Sunday nights for you. So I missed the Friday one. Erp. I'll try my best to be on... *counts* twelve hours from now. Sorry, guys!

I think you've got my name? If not, I can always send it.

Should be fun!

I think you already have my Skype name, if not I can send/post it. If I can drag myself away from food and family soon enough (we're having a late thanksgiving) I'll be there.

Since he's got a lot of shit to drag over from the squat, and will need someone to hold the loft hatch open while he hauls all his stuff up there. But if we're done in time, I may put in an appearance.

Skype badfic reading sounds very, very fun. Sucks that I'm busy with intrusively-scheduled school-related stuff and miscellaneous other things this weekend, I really wanted to join in. And the time is very inconvenient for me, because it would be 8 in the morning here and I like sleeping in... Ah well. Maybe some other time.

Maybe someone could try to record it somehow? That would probably be a Very Good Thing for people who aren't available but want to listen. Like me.

Will ask Dad if we can install it.

My skype address is either kasia(dot)shaw(at)gmail(dot)com or lynxihez(at)googlemail(dot)com. I'll be around early Friday evening, if Mum allows me on.

I'll have to install Skype on the laptop, but that's not a problem.

(6 PM GMT = 10 AM Pacific Time, if that helps anyone)

Yes. It's high time for more Skype insanity.

I'm waffles.of.doom on Skype, if anyone cares to add me. :D

6pm GMT is, unless I'm mistaken, 7am for me. So what does "onward" mean - how long do you expect this to go for? I'll try to make it as early as possible, but I'm only human. :)

I think you already have my skype name. If not, let me know and I'll go look it up (can't recall at the moment, I'm afraid).

Unfortunately, I don't know whether or not I'll be able to make it. It's Thanksgiving weekend over here, which means Family Time, on top of which I have homework and an 8-page research paper to write for Monday. {= P I'll definitely pop in if I can, though.

~Neshomeh

Love this idea, Cass. Just Gtalked you my skype address, if that's alright. Figured it was quicker. No idea what the frell "300 Batled for the Alamoe" is, but this sounds just too fun to pass up. Count me in, please.

Seriously, she has a Celtic made bow? Hope "Reighn" knows the Celts haven't made anything in a loooong time. Museum pieces like that aren't generally functional anymore.

*grumbles* 'nother friggin' wannabe-Gaelic bint...

Oh, of course! Everyone knows Rivendell is in Faerie! You just have to wander through the standing stones or under the Hill and you're there!

Silver/Sylvin/Sylvan Elves? "Jairah, daughter of, Sandros"? "Elivin"? Who thinks this is all right, seriously.

*confiscates horse for re-education, renaming, and rehabilitation*

Gazebo! Yay. Blackadder, more yay!

No, no are NOT friggin' CELTIC, you hamster-begotten Mary-Sue! You have books, therefore you are not a celt, you fancypants guttersnipe.

Demon of fire? If that thing is a Balrog, I'll eat my bastard sword...and how in Elrond's name did it get anywhere near THE EXTREMELY PROTECTED Rivendell in the first place?

*snerk* She calls demon-thing "Shadow," which is the same thing abbreviation to which she shortened that poor stallion's name. The horse tries to kill 'Sues! We must recruit him!

...why is her sword named "Father"?

Stupid, stupid backstory...

*sputters incoherently* ... *takes a deep breath* You are NOT CELTIC, you schutta! *runs off to find cluebat and stick of beatings*

*returns* Here, Spider-Elf... *giggle* C'mere, magic-brat...

Argh, lack of punctuation, spelling, vocabulary! Evil.


Oy. Blessings on you for getting so far.

That was definitely good for a lot of laughs. Great job, both of you. But ... *gasps* part two? Frankly I'm astonished that you've put up with it THIS long.

Couldn't stop laughing at this thing. Loved it, can't wait for the second part!

Thanks to this piece of art and the effort into repressing my laughter, my insides feel like someone's taken to them with a sledgehammer. I'll send you the bill if I need surgery.

Seriously, I love it. Can I have more?

Thanks to this piece of art and the effort into repressing my laughter, my insides feel like someone's taken to them with a sledgehammer. I'll send you the bill if I need surgery.

Seriously, I love it. Can I have more?

I accidentally mistyped my colleague's last name. It's Cassie Cameron-Young. I'm a bit tired today, so I mis-typed. Bloody ...in' Eru! Stupid, STUPID mistake! Sorry everyone! Don't hate me, it was a mistake. I'm sorry.

What you've got so far is killer. It's scarily reminiscent of my List of Words that should not ever be used to describe bodies, body parts, and/or sexual situations.

Om nom nom nom nom nom.

And some Anti-Lustin pumpkin pie.

But like hell I'm passing up on the oppurtunity to gorge myself senseless! Om nom nom nom!

...and we have TONS of leftovers, it seems. XD *shoves leftover turkey at whoever'll take it*

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

I am making mashed sweet potatoes with toasted marshmallows on top. Om nom nom.

I will step on the scale tomorrow and see my phone number. With area code.

Anyway, happy Thanksgiving, all!

*noms on pie*

*hands out slices of pumpkin and apple pie* Enjoy! WEEEEEE!

~Zoe, finally back~

Somehow I have a feeling I'm going to like the Board holidays.

*brings croissants* Time for the yearly epic nommage!

I'm quite interested in reading all of these fics. Aren't there other PPC fics, though? And if so, where can I find them? Is there an archive for this type of fic?

Seventy years of Legoluster missions. Gah...

That said, great job, hS.

It's of the same high quality that comes from any hS production, and offers a very intriguing view of the future that seems ever so slightly WoW-inspired. Still a fascinating read, and it's nice to see the Illian-Sims kids (I assume that's who they are, anyway) turning up.

The only query I have is the timeline. What does the 2009 Epidemic refer to? If it's the slew of disasters we've endured this year,shouldn't it be 2008? And if it isn't... oh Gods, there's one NEXT year?!

:P

It looks like a good future. And an interesting one. Plenty of changes, but the 'Sues persist and so we remain.

Very well done as always, hS. I'm looking forward to the rest of the series. :D

I'll fill in what I can as I go. That said, congratulations to all - especially July!

...A concerted effort from everyone who's posted missions to get the Killed Badfic page updated wouldn't go amiss. It's currently a very useful resource for anyone wanting to find all missions by Indemaat or myself and Trojie, but otherwise has fairly massive holes in it.

I can work on the food and tech stuff. It won't happen instantly, of course, but I'll do better keeping up with it.

~Neshomeh

w00t for progress, though :D. A whole year? Time flies amazingly fast round here!

*salutes*

You mentioned the biggest problem yourself: "The Starhawks upstage the [J]edi." Upstaging the canon characters is the trait all Sues have in common. Everything else just serves to make it worse. The fact that the Sue's group would work well in their own fic just means that the writer would have done better to write an original story.

As for whether or not it's PPC-able, that depends on whether or not you think it would make an entertaining mission for someone.

~Neshomeh

I've been lurking like crazy for the last few months (since internet at home decided to kill itself), so I randomly dropped back into the Board today.

Welcome back!

...so that I can take my hat off to the return of awesome people.

Have a Sky Bison!

Look what visits when I'm off doing NaNoWriMo.
So, you're THE Andy. Of Suedom? Eru, I need to shake your hand! *stretches hand out* Don't worry, I won't bite.

Hotness, hmm? It's true? *minor drool problem*

Wow...I just wanted to say that your story is one of my favorite PPC related pieces. Why shorter though?

Huzzah for Suedom! Huzzah for Andy and Saphie! Huzzah for commas! Goodbye!

*does awed staring and gets in the van*

You're the veteran here, I'll let you take charge. :)

*squees* More Suedom! And with COMMAS! Yayage!

(One of) My favourite 'ship(s) has returned in full!

Welcome back (even if it's possibly only temporary). Hopefully there's enough around here that you recognise for you to fit back in... aw, who am I kidding? Andy & Saphie will always fit in at the PPC.

hS

Nice to meet you. Yay for doing well in school, yay for Suedom's return, and yay for veteran Boarders returning! *hops in van*

Do you want random shinies I found in various videogame canons while playing them? I have a bunch, for some unknown reason. I also have a whole load of life-size WALL-E plushies.

Amen to staying in school and the awesomeness of academia. And well done on the graduating!

And also huzzah for Suedom returning! With commas and all!

I'm afraid that's the closest thing I have to saying, "I know you!" Hope it's adequate. :)

Nice to see/meet you. Have some Convenient Cake!

- Sedri

*gets in the van* Cultural analyses of the Earth Kingdom FTW. I must get around to finishing Season 3 sometime, I shouldn't let all the shipping wars make me want to avoid the whole show.

So, naturally, I will. *hops in the van*

Welcome back!

... the hS Productivity Effect has now kicked in, whereby if someone mentions something I'm working on, I'll more than likely go and work on it some more. So yeah.

hS

Well, I could always do with more bricks (the last set I made just /about/ worked, but at a stretch), but at the moment what I need is more time. I -- ouch -- apparently the last strip was made on the 5th September, so it's been a while. I'll hopefully get at least a few together over Christmas, but it's hardly regular, so... I dunno, it's your choice whether you still want to do that. (Of course, with more bricks I might be able to have two sets on the go at once, which would speed things up immensely...)

hS

1. What happens if a canon character is "killed" before they should have been? Do they need to be taken to Medical?
   
   2. Do all bit characters have to be killed? If not, can they be left in the canon universe?
   
   3. How do you reconcile a description that's completely incompatible with the subject? The fic states that the Sue's vibroblade glows when activated and has a blade that vanishes when the power's turned off, but its stated to not be a "proper lightsaber".

Shameless plug: I also posted several bad to awful Star Wars fics. Windwalker is reserved.

Questions:
1.Whatever happened to the Star Wars Fan Fiction Academy?
2. Would it be possible to establish a Halo Fan Fiction Academy?
3.What happens if a Sue is infected with a contagious disease/cursed? A few examples would be Smith from the Matrix, the zombie virus, and the cursed springs from Ranma 11/2
4.Are Agents allowed to take Sues to a different time/place within the canon universe for their punishment? I had ideas involving Yavin IV's piranha beetles and the Taris Rakghouls...

1. Yep, spotted them, and think I claimed one. I'm sure I claimed one that you reported, anyway.
   
   2. Floaters get everything from Sues to geographical aberrations to slash and more. That's partly why it's so popular. Agents there can be made to take on anything. If that's what you're after, go for Floaters.
   
   3. The Movie's getting there, thank you for asking :). Still waiting on a few people to send in their recorded lines, but storyboards are being worked on, artists are being tentatively contacted for preliminary sketches, and drawings of Agents are being sent in.
   
   4. Once you're here, you can distribute gifts freely, so far as I've seen. Just don't give out anything distinctive that other people give out, such as July's linkage or Sedri's Transdimensional Pocket Knives.
   
   5. I think it'd be better if you didn't, just because a lot of PPC things are pretty close to unique and it wouldn't be too great an idea to reference obscureish things like that. I'd wait and see what the older oldbies say, though.

July covered the rest, so here's my two cents on these:

3. I know for a fact there's still recording to be done, because I have to do some of it (though I'm still waiting for my latest parts). Then there's the animating. I have no idea how Cassie and Trojie plan to see that done, but art takes time, and animating, I'm sure, takes longer. Add in the fact that none of us are professionals (as far as I know), and that we're all busy with other things, and we're looking at a good long production period. So, as Farscape's Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan would tell you, the answer is time and patience.

5. I've already recommended not mixing the PPC with original work to someone else, so I'm doing the same here. We're allowed to play with the PPC as its own entity, always giving credit to Jay and Acacia for the original concept, but once you cross the line into your own original work, it starts looking like idea theft. Also, the fact that only other PPCers would likely get the references makes it kind of pointless for you if you expect any sort of legitimacy for your work.

~Neshomeh, wearing her Permission-Giver Hat.

1 Yes, people did notice the four fics you reported. Most everyone tends to look at all the threads. If you want you can add them to this page here.

2 I'm going to be honest here and say I don't care/have an opinion. You should go with the department you think you'll enjoy writing for the most.

3 The movie is a topic I have no idea on, and so you'll have to wait until Cassie or Trojie pop up to answer that question.

4 No, you are not, and yes, you are allowed, last I checked.

5 I don't know in this case, but I'd have to venture a guess and say it would probably be a no. Of course, I'm not sure, and that's something a PG would have to say on for sure, but I don't think it'd be a doable.